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Buzzwordy french pseudo-scientists who got their Phds with literally technobabble.
Also horribly disfigured, so they became a meme, as all it needs to be is horrible ugly, then you can become a meme.

>>8861629
stale meme that 16 year olds enjoy, pay no attention

>>8861629

>>8861672
Kill yourself.

>>8861672
You have 6 months left of life
Tops

>>8861629
200 IQ Bitcoin whales

stay safe anon

>>8861629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

just watch this, all you need to know

>Mined the Genesis block with Phil Collins in 2001
>Performed the first Proof of Work algorithm by feeding factory timesheets into a scanner
>Added 56 more SHA to the existing SHA200 hashing algorithm
>were the only tech entrepreneurs invited back to Castle Sminem 3 years running
>honorory Rothsfathers
DYOR

Chad french tv folks with a science background who severely justed themselves with plastic surgery

>>8861927
Kektus

how did they both get that out of hand with plastic surgery? wouldn’t a benefit of having a twin be that you could see how good or bad a surgery would turn out? realistically only one should be like that right now because the other was smart enough to use him as a guinea pig

>>8862044
>smart enough
Their scientific work is based on a joke.

Literally.

Really.

The work they based their phds on was.actually.ment.as.a.joke to mock the flaws of peer-reviewing at the time.

You expect them to be somehow "smart"?

*ring ring*
>>>8862044 this one
>kill him, transfer everything

>>8862044
It’s not a consequence of plastic surgery. That’s just how their species ages.

>>8861629
The first time I saw the bogs they looked like human cartoons.
Now they look totally normal to me.
Biz has made my mind defective.

>>8862094
i thought they were shopped
turns out they shopped themselves irl

Pro: no one can see, that they are actually in their sixties.

Con: just look at them.

>>8861629
Couple of pajeets with too much plastic surgery.

>>8861629
After 10,000 more years of evolution all humans would look like the Bogs.

>>8862110
lmao

Here’s a quick rundown on them

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>8861629
Are you asking for the basic gestalt?