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>take out as much in cash advances as I can on multiple cards
>take out as many payday loans as I can before the first one's due
>get a one-way plane ticket to a country that doesn't extradite to the US
>flee the country
>???
>profit
What exactly is stopping me biz?

>> No.8860595

>>8860492

you will need to have a place to stay indefinitely, like a friend willing to house you in one of the countries. Many residences in countries that wont extradite will want to hold onto a passport. If it shows that you've overstayed, they will send you back no problem. I dont know how well fake passports work.

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8860629

>>8860492
>ruin your life for a couple grand in cash

>> No.8860666

>take out loan
>buy xmr otc
>declare bankrupcy

>> No.8860689

>>8860492
Old scheme. Been done by immigrants for the past 20+ years.

>> No.8860782

>>8860595
You can buy residency/citizenship in countries that don't extradite (like Vietnam)

>> No.8860811

>>8860666
Bat satan as soon as he withdraws xmr back they are going to get him with (((interest))). Moreover, he would have to live like nigger until xmr moons violentnly

>> No.8860895

>>8860492
>get a wholesale license for $40
>set up an LLC for $50
>max out all your credit cards to buy products to sell online
>sell the products for a larger amount than you bought them for
>use the money to pay back the credit cards and just pocket the extra money
>you now have more money than you started with
>max out all your credit cards again and also use the extra money to buy more products
>sell the products again
>repeat this scheme over and over again until you turn a $15,000 credit line into $100,000 cash

If this wasn’t illegal I’d fucking do it. You guys are lucky I’m so afraid of getting arrested or else I’d be fucking rich right now.

>> No.8860896

>>8860782
but not with the little amount of money OP will "make" with his scheme

>> No.8861036

>>8860492
>take something you’re interested in
>put out YouTube ads advertising a FREE info product that only people in your niche would want
>the ad actually takes them to a sign-up page and they have to input their email in order to get the free offer
>email them an un-skippable video and force them to watch it before they are able to download the free offer
>tell them the unskippable video is a super cool info webinar, when in reality it’s just an ad for a $200 web course / workshop series / live coaching / anything
>if they don’t buy it, you still have your emails so just keep sending them high-pressure-sales offers and special “deals” for info products in their niche
>acquire emails for $3 on YouTube ads and make $10 on average from each email
>your net worth compounds by 300% every 4 months
>in 3 years you can be worth 50 million dollars

This is what I’m doing now, buds. We gonna get filthy stinkin rich.

>> No.8861082

>>8860492
You don't get extradited for bankruptcy, asshole.

>> No.8861091

>>8860895
How is that illegal? Sounds like standard e-commerce.

>> No.8861286

>>8860811
>use alphabay to cash out xmr
>sell fishscale cut 50/50 at $100/g
>double xmr stack
>???

>> No.8861288

>>8860895
>>sell the products for a larger amount than you bought them for
That is the hard part. You need storage and a whole bunch of other expenses.