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How do you make money, daddy?

>> No.8857659

>>8857628
Ugh, ugh by letting daddy BRAP that ass.

>> No.8857663

by renting out all that free space on your forehead, dear

>> No.8858553

>skin's a little dry
>blemishes
1/10

>> No.8858573

I deliver pizzas

>> No.8858583

>>8857628
id rather fuck my fleshlight

>> No.8858719

>>8857628
My 4 year old daughter comes beside my when I am on the computer looking at my charts and asks "What about Bitcoin?" and will put her finger to her chin, mirroring me, and say "very interesting" when I explain what is going on (I think she got that shit from Peppa Pig).

If all goes well I can get her and my other dauther into trading stocks and secure by the time they is out of high school. Then I just need to get them to get married and have a bunch of kids, because if she thinks she is to rich to reproduce then all that time I spent putting up with their bitch of a mother was a waste.

>> No.8858737

>>8858583
If she looked like that under modest clothes it would be great. But no, now we all know she is a whore.

>> No.8858758

>>8858719
Based soy dad

>> No.8858801
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8858801

>>8858737
Daddy how do we afford this place?

>> No.8858805

>>8858553
>>8858583
>>8858737
Virgins detected.
Not sure why you're acting so damn picky, it's not like you actually have choices. Not love'n for you.

>> No.8858806

>>8857628

>> No.8858817

>>8858758
Oh, I don't think there are that many soy-boys investing in this market. Too much stress when you are down and the faggots would probably take profit to soon and not let their winners run. In general, soyboys don't have the risk appetite to make big bucks. They can invest like women with low risk-reward situations but that will only get them so far.

>> No.8858830

>>8858801
If she would only work out a little bit and eat some more protein she would be perfect. Do some lunges, bitch.

>> No.8858852

>>8858830
says the fat fuck

>> No.8858861
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8858861

Daddy you still haven't told me how you paid for this!

>> No.8858880

>>8858719
yea it would really be a waste to make a daughter if she doesn't reproduce with you

>> No.8858939

>>8858852
The goal is to be 6ft, have a 6 pack, and live on 6 figures. One came naturally and the other two are coming along.

>> No.8858950

>>8858801
tfw no big tiddy goth gf

>> No.8858974

>>8857628
>body is 99% naked
>still find this hotter than if she was 100% naked
Can someone explain?

>> No.8858994

>>8858939
I swear this website is just my subconscious talking to itself

>> No.8859039

>>8858994
The fact it is anonymous means you get the most flagrant lies and the most basic truths. Congrats on being over 5'11 champ.

>> No.8859057

>>8859039
We will make it 6 ft. Bro

>> No.8859073

>>8858861
By holding a token used to settle a 1.2 quadrillion dollar market - but the token at the time had a market cap of 125 million.

>> No.8859136

>>8859073
I sometimes forget how hard we're going to make it once we tap into the derivative markets
And people would look at us and think that we got lucky, but only we will know the battles we fought, as one of the few and the proud digimarines

>> No.8859162

>>8859039
>mfw 5'11"
/fit/ told me to kill myself but things are going quite nicely despite that

>> No.8859166

>>8858805
i had sex for years and i'd rather fuck my fleshlight than some random slut
the effort/reward simply isn't there with a woman you have no emotional attachment to, at least if you're not a brainlet and have a rich enough internal world

>> No.8859314

>>8857663
wtf lol

>> No.8859798
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8859798

>>8858801
>this is a biological male

>> No.8859856

>>8858950
If it makes you feel better she had a baby shortly after that photo set and it fucking wrecked her body.

>> No.8859980

>>8858719
I don't know about married but 2030s Jamal and Tyrone will undoubtedly be happy to oblige on the breeding.

>> No.8860025

>>8859856
Who is she?

>> No.8860067
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8860067

>>8858719
>My 4 year old daughter comes beside when I am looking at my charts and asks "What about Bitcoin?" and will put her finger to her chin, mirroring me, and say "very interesting" when I explain what is going on
You've made it bruh

>> No.8860091

>>8859856
Nigger her body is still tight as hell

>> No.8860107

>>8860067
kek

no he hasn't... if I had daughters I'd be living in perpetual fear. He has a long road ahead.

>> No.8860564

>>8857663
Lmao

>> No.8860627
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8860627

>>8860107
>>8860067
I make sure to read to them everyday, pray over every meal, and try and impart Stoicism to them on a level their tiny brains can understand. I am laying a solid foundation emotionally, educationally and philosophically. If these girls don't make it, none can.

>> No.8860670

>>8857628
By using dem holes.

>> No.8860682

>>8858994
It's not that bruh, it's the hive mind. We're all connecting even when we're not on the actual imageboard themselves. I can't tell you how many times I have a "new" thought that changes my behavior only to see it posted within a week.

>> No.8860699

>>8860107
So you don't have kids but you're telling someone who does what it's like?

>> No.8860711

>>8859798
No way

>> No.8860717

>>8860627
Don't even defend yourself man, you're doing great. Not worth your time.

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8860754

>>8860627
Good man!

>> No.8860897

>>8860627
You sound better than 9 out of 10 dads.
Only issue I have is religion. It's a dumb meme that you shouldn't help spread.

>> No.8860972

>>8858801
My brain can't really process what's going on with that goat's head on the bottom left. It looks like it's facing right but then it morphs back into it's body.

>> No.8860976

>>8857628
Is that technically non-nude?

>> No.8861018

>>8860897
In fairness he didn't say religion, he said praying. Idk what he means by this but as an agnostic I have no problem with praying. It helps people level their emotions & cope with struggles, and let's be honest - whatever you want to call it, there is a higher power that exists. It might be some crazy universal energy we don't understand, it might be some alien race who created a simulation that we are a part of, or any other number of possibilities... but we are not the most powerful entities in our known universe, and that's something we can say with certainty. tl;dr Religion can fuck off but praying isn't inherently bad.

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8861030

>>8860972
I've been staring at it for a while and I still don't understand it.

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8861055

>>8860107

>> No.8861078

>>8861030
It's two goats.

>> No.8861090

>>8861030
OR its one goat turning around and biting/scratching its tail area

>> No.8861118

>>8857628
Speculation, sugar tits.

>> No.8861120

>>8860897
>>8861018
At their age I am just having them say "Thank you Gd for family, food, friend and this home." I don't want them to take the basics for granted. I want to clear a path, not force them off a cliff.