/biz/ - Business & Finance

Adrienne Borders

he needs some fame

>>8855034
is that karen page? why is she so ugly in daredevil?

>>8854964
Sergey's fucking Boring

>>8855209
Image search gives me sarah gadon

>>8855212
This. Sergey is great with nonverbal and verbal communication. I bet he fucked Boring raw many times. His plump sweaty belly drooping on top of her beautiful ass as he pounds her doggy style while she reads the Chainlink whitepaper out loud in between painful moans.

>>8855389
hot

>>8855434
The bantz are too much lol

i hope link gets us a gf too honestly

daddy already has a wife

>>8855389
Son, I've got a thing or two to teach you about biology...

>>8854964
patrician waifu coming through

>>8857785

>>8855212
Yeah but just because he’s boring doesn’t mean he can’t get a gf, we can’t all be the court jester

>>8857802

>>8857802
>grainy aesthetic
0/10

>>8854964

>tfw she will never sit on your face and let you nibble her fartbox like a hungry fish

WHAT"S THE POINT ANYMORE ANONS?

>>8855389
I hold zero link, but Sergey is no soyboy. I was actually pretty impressed by his demeanor at the Dallas conference. He's like your classic Jim Halpert meets Ryan Gosling -- all American, go-getter, entrepreneurial spirit with sophisticated undertones. You can imagine him playing soccer (or whatever commies like) and coming home to a nice whiskey cocktail. Charles Mingus is playing in the background on reel to reel tape. His breath is musky, his beard is scratchy, but you still can't help but cuddle up next to him. He whispers in your ear "SWIFT handles over $5 Trillion USD every day" and you feel yourself growing stiff. Embarrassed, you move away, but he leans closer "O....or....oracle" and with that you uncontrollably cum all over your chest. It's OK though. Sergey gets up and returns with a plaid blue shirt. It hangs loosely on you like a nirvana t-shirt from the 90s. "Keep it" he says. He lights a cigar beside the fire while you fall asleep in his lap.

>>8857785
he's not going to date some random nobody instagram model.
lets have some standards, ok?
Sergey needs to be mentally stimulated. Challenged. He needs to be on his pajamas and be able to have a nice palaver with his wife about what haunts me before he sleeps.

Congratulations linkies, this is the thread that finally made me decide to filter all of you fucking fags once and for all. Don't respond to me, you've already been hidden.

>>8858000
KEK

>>8854964
also /sage