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how do I evade (income) taxes?

>> No.8846310
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>>8846303
Thats illegal bruh...we are about supporting and honoring our legal system

>> No.8846328

>Refusing to feed Sharkeisha's 7 runts

>> No.8846427

>>8846303
buy your drugs with your buttcoin

>> No.8846430
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>>8846303
1. buy Bitcoin
2. transfer it from you`r left hand to right hand
3. declare it "hacked"
4. print it in loss

>> No.8846447

>>8846430
what about when I want to get fiat back from the bitcoin?

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>>8846430

>> No.8846482
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>>8846447
in any azia exchange

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>>8846447
https://localbitcoins.com/
syscoin

>> No.8846537

>>8846303
Unless you're trading extensively on coinbase then just don't report it. Then when you make it, hire some guy to do it all. You'll pay a late fee which is I think ~20% of what you already owe for that year.

Worst case, they'll give you an estimate of what you owe, you'll act innocent "I didn't know crypto was taxable"/"I thought you just pay when you cash out" and pay up.

>> No.8846624

>>8846303
Monero

>> No.8846672

>>8846624
>Monero
gona crash soon

>> No.8846876
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You know the IRS is in a bad way when they come here for ideas on how to detect tax dodgers. On the off chance that faggot OP is sincerex though: death is a tax holiday. So cash out your mad gains, then kill yourself.

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>>8846876
>So cash out your mad gains, then kill yourself.
not

>> No.8847084

>>8846447
You're not gonna be able to cash out any large amount without triggering some kind of response. You could try selling it for cash in person.

>> No.8847177

>>8846303
Nice try HMRC

>> No.8847205

>>8847084
>You could try selling it for cash in person.
https://localbitcoins.com/
syscoin

>> No.8847212

>>8846430
I don't think you'll be able to do this in 2018, and besides it was only on the anything over 10% of your AGI.

>> No.8847225

>>8847177
>HMRC
have no any power over Bitcoin

>> No.8847236

>>8847212
what can stop me?

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>>8846303
Here ya go. Could probably score a copy on eBay.

>> No.8847256

>>8846303
I actually know a legal way to do it in the uk.

Look into the seamans tax allowance. Basically if you spend over 180 days out with the uk and have the period bookended with a trip from a foreign port you can get all your tax back

I got 7 grand back a few years ago

>> No.8847314

>>8847245
That worked out really well for the author amiritegoys

>> No.8847414

>>8847314
True, but they had to make an example out of him.

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>>8846303
You can't get taxed on income if you have no income. I recommend you squat in a forest and hunt pigeons and dig up roots and grubs. I'm pretty sure pigeon meat isn't taxed but you should check with a tax professional just to be safe.

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what can stop me?