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>>8841186
You're in the wrong place for right advice son.
Keep it and focus all that energy in something useful.
If you try it, you'll get addicted and waste precious time and energy.

Buy Verge

I have nothing better to do and I've inflicted a lot of suffering on the world recently so I'll try and help.

I hope this will be informative.

First, you start to make out with her

Then if you two are completely naked you just stick your dick right in her pussy and start slowly fucking

Just tell her you're a virgin.

>>8841265
VERGIN

>>8841186
eat her out
sex til you cum
eat her out til you get hard
sex til you cum

>>8841186
Now what you you'll wanna do is the following the 3 things:
-get a wad of coconut oil and stick it up uranus
-bend over in front of her
-blow it out yer ass

There's pretty much zero chance you'll pull off the lie once you're in the bedroom. Just relax and have a good time cunt, let her lead if need be

>>8841186

First off there is tons of social anxiety and self-esteem issues screaming from this post; long term you need to fix this.

But now is not the time. Try and focus on the present moment and believe in yourself for the evening.

I'll break down advice into pre-intimacy and during.

Wow. OK buddy I got you. I'm a friendly, "Chad" if you will.
You say she's coming over? To your apartment? Home?

Do you live alone? What do you have planned to do? Have you guys hung out before? How did you meet?

>>8841302
Don't kys if it doesn't happen tonight. Take the pressure off yourself.
Nothing is more unappealing than a guy desperate to stick it in.
Chat to her, get physically close outside the bedroom. Kiss her at least once. Then go back to normal social interaction.
When the time is right, you can normally work it out based on intuition but approx 30mins-2hrs max after her coming to your place.
Invite her into the bedroom.
tbc

>>8841186
I couldn't keep it up first few tries because of nerves and fumbling with the condom. Make sure you keep it near you and can put it on fast

1.Make out with her
2.instead of eating her out, finger her (ask her if she gets off more by fingering the inside or the clit bc that depends on the girl)
3.when she is wet just stick your dick in her (the whole is a little bit lower than you might expect) if you cant manage to find it she will probably lead your dick inside
4. Start thrusting slow, then progressivly pick up the pace

just relax and be yourself, she'll give you hints if she's up to it which you should recognise unless you are a total brainlet

Be honest with her and how youve sortave lied because youre nervous. If shes worth anything, she'll be down to earth about it

>>8841186
Remember not to stick it in the pee hole or the booty hole but the one in the middle

>>8841370
In the bedroom chill and do not appear desperate.

Then work your way through normal escalation. Kiss more passionately, touch intimate zones over clothes especially ass.
Undress.
More kissing and touching.
n.b If met with any uncertainty chill and go back a step.
then for the main /biz/ lightly touch around the puss and it should be clear when she's ready to go.
Then proceed as nature takes you play with it more, finger, let her please you via BJ or HJ then bang.

And fwiw if she actually asks are you a v. just say the truth and continue. whats the worst that could happen.

>>8841186
simple solution. You both need to get drunk some way, go to a bar or drink at home - whatever. Then you can blame everything on being drunk even completely sucking in bed. Good way to make your first experience.

>>8841186

kys

>>8841186
Don't go for it tonight. Chances are you'll make a mess of it if you have no experience. Get a prostitute and practice on her, maybe even ask for advice. You want to be dominant, you don't just stuck you dick in and pump either, need some foreplay going to get her wet

>>8841308
I didn't really want to reveal too much in the OP, but whatever, here goes: we're actually roommates lol. Moved in together a couple of months ago. Every night for the past week I have heard her moaning when she masturbates, it makes me so horny. She is CLEARLY attracted to me, even to my completely naive and inexperienced self. She never breaks eye contact with me, always finds an excuse to be in the same room as me, sits near me. She has said that I look like Robin Thicke. It's just us in the main area of the house, and I've decided that I want to make a move.

Fuck, I'm thinking of just visiting a hooker today and then making a move tomorrow. I can't fuck this up.

>>8841292
This. Anyone who says "finger her" are either larping virgins or retarded, it's not like you're going to find the clit or know how to rub it right your very first time. Even making out is hard for a khv.
Be honest, as long as you're not awkward about it this will go better. Then you just do whatever you feel like while paying attention to how she reacts.

just b urself

>>8841469
lol wtf?
fingering is so damn easy a retard could do it
just watch some youtube videos about it.
S O
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>>8841469
well fingering is at least easier to pull of right than eating her out, and some kind of foreplay should be involved besides making out

>>8841186
If you get too nervous your dick won't work, this happened to me when I lost my virginity to a really hot girl, it sucked. Make sure you haven't beat your dick in a while and then fuck the shit out of here. If you have been hitting the gym a lot your increased test levels will come into play as well and she will notice.

>>8841186
I was a virgin too and my ex didn't know. She actually never figured it out until I confessed a lot of months later.

Just relax, it is no big deal. If you have a lot of time without cumming, jack off now.

Now, just grab her gently, don't be akward. Do a lot of kissing. Let things happen, there's no script.

When you go down on her, which you should, do slow and gentle licks over the top of her pussy, that is where the clitoris is. Kiss it, lick it a bit, suck it, try to be diverse and do smooth transitions.

She going down on you has no surprises. Let her do her thing. If you aren't too over excited you probably won't cum.

For sex, use a condom. It will help you to last longer and minimize the sensation. You would cum in 10 seconds tops if you fuck her raw.

After you're inside, move your waist, not your torso or something. Use the waist to get the in and out rythm. See it as an excercise, and that will probably help too to keep your mind apart from the sensation, thus cumming quickly.

Do missionary, doggystyle, spoon, her on top, easy positions.

It's not rocket science.

FUCKING hell, I was thinking I would just bluff my way through this because I don't look like a virgin and she literally thinks I had sex with a girl 1 month ago, but everyone is making this sound so complicated and I'm getting really nervous FUCK FUCK FUCK I don't know if I can do this maybe I'll just pussy out and remain a virgin forever FUCK

protip: don't lie to her

>>8841602

Keep it together Anon. It's easy.

Kiss on bed, finger her, then let her get on top and do the work. You literally just have to lay there. That's it!

Your toughest challenge is getting a boner

>>8841464
FUCK FUCK FUCK OP
LISTEN TO ME KNOW
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMAN

I REPEAT DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMAN

NO ROOMMATES

THIS WILL END BADLY

>>8841602
bro don't pussy out, you dont need to follow these advices step by step. just try to relax and you will figure it out along the way. if she is into you and finds out youre a virgin while youre going at it, nothing will happen

Pro tip for eating her out: when she shows obvious signs of being excited and getting close to orgasm, DO NOT suddenly go faster with your tongue. You need to keep the pace constant, just increase pressure somewhat.

>>8841661
I should clarify further: she owns the house and I am her tenant in the room across the hall. So she is my landlord AND roommate. I only rent from her on a month-to-month basis, so if something goes horribly wrong, I can just move out.

THIS IS MY CHANCE

>>8841661

Wait wait I take it back.
I didn't know she was your roommate.

Do NOT fuck a roommate.

>>8841186
Watch James Dean fuck and fuck like him. But start small u haven't even kissed a girl don't be afraid to fuck this up. If one grill likes you then others do they use preselection like that

>>8841186
To remove all doubt that you are a virgin. when you are about to cum pull out and jizz all over her face like you've been doing this for years.

Don't cum in a the fucking Condom. It totally defeats the purpose of fucking. If you aren't using a Condom them pull out and cum on her face.

I'll never understand idiots who cum inside a girl or in a Condom . I've been fucking different chicks for years and always pull out and cum on her face or tits. So fun to paint a chicks face. Especially when she doesn't expect it to happen and you do it and she's like fuck wtf did you just do

>>8841700

Ok. I take back what I took back.
I didn't know she was also your landlord.

ALWAYS fuck your landlord.

>>8841602
Just fucking do it. Be a man and follow the advice here. Also go watch some James Deen porn or something. Learn on how they move and how they handle the girl.

>>8841701
Do NOT listen to these idiots OP
you must fuck ALL your roommates
A L L
Establish your harem like a true Chad or live a virgin wanker for all of time.
You could literally have her sucking you off everyday.

>>8841658
Exactly what I did my first time.

OP you will be surprised at how not a big deal it is. About 10 minutes into her riding me cowgirl I was questioning if she was going to make me cum. She creamed all over my cock and was dripping wet before I even ate her out. She called me the very next day and wanted the dick again. Fucked her for about a month before I lost her number.

>>8841186
Have her get on top of you and her do all the work. Then all you have to do is thrust a bit but you don't look like a retard and you still get laid. Good luck anon.

cancel the date
see a hooker instead, better couple of times
make a date with the girl next week of something, tell her youre busy or something

>>8841186
brap first

OP feels like he’s larping. I donno. Anyone else picking up on a LARP vibe?

>>8841700
You know what, fuck it OP. Go for it. If it's month to month go for it. Things will probably be fucking awkward. Maybe they won't, but they will.
but if you're honestly still a virgin at this point you may as well. But listen to me, wear a condom. Please. She probably sleeps around. You don't want hpv or herpes or some shit after your first time.

>>8841863
Yup. This is what people do on /biz/ during sideways market

>>8841186
Open with asking her to teabag your balls, then move to rimming and pegging.

>>8841186
Why don't you tell her you're a virgin?
Tell her exactly what you told us (you spent years shut in, then you made lots of money and started to improve yourself).

She's gonna like it. Girls don't get to fuck virgins very often.

T. I've been through the same experience (I was 22 though).

>>8841464
if she likes you that much you have have to do some serious looney tune level shit to fuck it up just B urself amigo u got it no sweat

>>8841186
Eehhh. what are you talking about? Don't know if it helps, but here's my advice: buy ETH now, its' bull run coming.

>>8841395
>the hole is a little lower than you might expect
this 100%. my first time I spent like 2 minutes drunk af trying to finger a girls mound lol. Her hole will be righhhht at the bottom. advice; start from the bottom and run your finger up until it slips in to find it

>>8841700
Fuck her and then marry her.
>FREE RENT

>>8841899
>>8841863
I'm not larping you idiots. Is it really so hard to believe that I have spent years locked in my room and now I'm trying to reintegrate into society. I'm trying to become a normal human. Jesus, reading that really triggered me. Not everyone had a nice normal childhood and adolescence, I'm fucked up and trying to fix myself.

>>8841888

Bad idea, but you will do it anyways so here is my advice.

Get some liquor to drink and chill a little bit with her, then put your arm around her and talk like that then the other arm on her thigh and rub it while talking, go closer to pussy and rub there. Then make a move and make out.

You must drink all liquor because you will be awkward as fuck the first time. Undress her slowly and kiss her neck, go lower slowly and lick her tits, not nipples. Make her really excited by kissing and licking her and touching with your hands. Then suck nipples. Then move down and touch her clit with your finger gently to turn her on. Dont eat her out as she seems like a slut. Make out the whole tome. Soften your lips or it will be awful for her. Dont do tongue. Lick her neck where arteries go. When shes wet enough undresss yourself.

Use a condom. Dont use numbing one because you wont be able to get it up. You will probably be nervous and have problem with erection. Make her suck your dick then. When you are hard throw her on the bed amd find the right hole with your fingers. Its much lower than you expect. Then start slowly and pick up the pace. Find good rhytm and dont stop. When u feel like cumming change positioms.

You will suck so blame it on alcohol, good luck.

>>8841998
I'm a virgin too and you guys are making me nervous. When you say the bottom from which perspective do you mean that? Show a picture please, my worst fear is sticking it into her pee hole. Also, should I take into account the shape of my dick? My dick is banana shaped, can I still doggy her? is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake?
I'm planning to take a vacation and lose my virginity to whores, please help

>>8842128

Meant to quote >>8842078

>>8842129

Holy shit you can't be serious

I'm actually genuinely happy at all the good advice in this thread. /biz/ helping /biz/

>>8842129
>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake?
also lol

no talking before or after, no condom

>>8842129
>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake

my fucking sides

>>8841186
Honestly man, you kinda fucked up by lying to her saying you are not a Virgin, She will find out and grills doesn't like being lied to

>>8841713
THIS!!!!!

the sex is gonna suck, don't let her know you are a virgin until you have nutted, she will most likely know once you finished in about 10 seconds but hey I have had sex 10 times and I still nut in record times so you could also just play it off like her pussy was too bomb

>>8842129
>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake
Sorry to tell this my friend but the inside of a vagina is like a steel pipe, your banana dick will snap in two.

inside vagina is like soft sponge with numerous liquid detergants and bubble bubblys

>>8842129
>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake?
It feels like salty milk and pennies

Op im in the same situation but I've redpilled myself. I fucked prostitutes but I still feel like a virgin, but what I say to myself is that I can go to a bar a pick-up any girl and try to fuck not big deal. If some roastie asks about my past sex life I just tell that I fucked just once or twice like I said and it doesn't really matter for me. That worked some times others not but the trick here is that I don't really care about being a virgin literally I'm social skilled as fuck and I've really been absent of sex because it's not my priority I have at least two above it. I can't explain more details BC I'm a fucking phone poster and its annoying writing this way. Hope this helps. BTW DO YOUR FUCKING KEGELS FAGGOT

rack up a couple of lines u wont be nervous at all

>>8841235


Jeez i love this board

>>8841186
larp her

>>8841186
She's going to know. There's no way around it.

>>8841602
hey stupid, relax. sex is overrated.

>>8842732
this. sex isn't just thrusting in and out. it's a whole skill, and virgins don't have it. unless she's a virgin too, she'll know.

>>8842904
lol, she already knows, since OP hasn't banged her on the first flirt.
protip: just ignore women.

Ok, do not tell her you're a virgin. I have read many stories of guys who were about to fuck a girl, then they tell the girl that they're a virgin, and the girl will dry up and bail.

Do not tell her you're a virgin. Do not say anything. If she makes any sort of comment about your performance being bad, just say that you haven't had sex in a couple years and you always get nervous with a new partner.

As for what to do, I'm sure you've watched porn before. Just mimic what you see in porn.

>>8841186
Do you jerk off? If you can put off your orgasm you can probably keep the lie going. She's going to know something's off when you kiss her though. You'll seem very inexperienced.

>>8841292
This. Just relax and enjoy it man. The anxiety will kill what can be a good experience.

In the moment women can be really compassionate. She may surprise you and be understanding, forgiving and gentle with your lack of experience.

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DICK. Because noone put it near their nose or in their mouth yet, it means you had no incentive to make it smell and taste good.

SO CLEAN IT. And do it well.

Then get some blow. Girls love doing blow before/during sex. (but you shouldn't do it before sex)

>>8841602
Follow your urges, that's it. Stop sperging out, loser.

>>8841395
OP this post gave me an idea. If you're desperate to keep the LARP alive, you can say some shit like "put my dick in you" and she should oblige. Then you can get an idea lol.

Also sometimes you have to rub your cock up and down to get the tip lubed before entry. Feel free to literally spread her pussy apart so the outer lips don't catch.

>>8841469
Dude no the first girl I was ever with I winged the G spot fingering and made her cum multiple times. That was just from reading a few articles. You stick your finger in, find the rough patch, curl it up, pull in and out. Simple.

this thread is probably meant as a joke but I am an actual touchless virgin, to lose my virginity I would probably have to start somewhere at 0. have no idea how to talk to cunts or how to make them want my dick or how to get a prostitute or do anything, I seen lots of porn but I can't really imagine myself doing this kinda stuff.
guess I'm too far gone already at 27yo.

>>8841186
Enjoy your time with her. She will most likely coax for some sexual initiation on your part. It's a natural process. Tap into your primal animalistic side, it's there inside you no matter what. It's in your genes, trust in them. You will discover a moment of tension, you will kiss her at this moment, most likely aggressively. Continue kissing her and move down her body, her neck, breasts, stomach, all while using your hands to caress her and enjoy her body. She will be turned on by your enjoyment of her body. Eat her out if you want, or simply start removing her clothes and yours. She will grab for your dick, let her have it. This is what she has always wanted since she started talking to you. The rest is on you, and whatever your masculine energy calls for.

>>8841602
It's better to succeed in the most embarrassing fashion then to fail and never try. I promise you that. Life lesson.

>>8841186
Just tell her you are very nervous because you haven't dated in a while. Also focus a lot on her not on yourself.

Dude it might be too late but from the way you're talking it might have been better to just tell her you're a virgin. Maybe say you had a girlfriend but never had sex.

>>8841186
You should 100% tell her you’re a virgin dude. She will most likely think it’s cute, I’m not fucking with you. And then you don’t have to worry about your performance/getting caught in a lie.

>>8843042
If you are mad desperate, you can get an escort.

Well-fucked anon here. Don't tell her you're a virgin, say you had one really long-term partner, she won't be able to tell the difference, virgin vs 1 lay are both equally shitty. Try to make her cum before you put it in and don't allow her to jerk or suck you before. You get her to climax by tonguing her left and right then switch up and down. Use three fingers to rub just above the vulva, that way you'll hit the clit for sure. Look it up on google images to be sure. Then and only then, when she's done, do you go for it. At that point it doesn't matter how long you last and even if she jokes about it, tell her giving her the orgasm got you too excited. There you have it, the golden recipe. Thank me later or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>8843510
>You should 100% tell her you’re a virgin dude. She will most likely think it’s cute, I’m not fucking with you. And then you don’t have to worry about your performance/getting caught in a lie.

This 100%.
Just tell her and get this out of the way. You'll feel much less anxious and she won't build expectations.
I lied to the girl I lost my virginity with and now I have serious regrets.

>>8843529
I don't know how, also not really desperate, when I get horny I just watch some porn, rub one out and then I'm done with this for a few days.

>>8841186

Don't go in to quick. Focus on the foreplay first... stroke her body and hair. Kiss her neck, nibble on the earlobes, kiss her while firmly holding her breats, that sort of stuff. Then slowly move on from there... Just don't rush it.

>>8842129
Watch out for vagina teeth. it's a rare condition but you never know

>>8843044
Listen tot his nigga. Awake and embrace your inner werewolf

>>8843617
>serious regrets

story time sempai

>>8841186
The only thing less attractive than being a virgin is being ashamed of it.

>>8843780
Fix yourfucking life idiot, only then you will realise the absurdity of this statement you just made.

Seriously fix yo shit

>>8843935
no idea how that works

>>8843780
Not talkers ng about escorts cause that shit's weak, butwriting off sex altogether is a shitty decision born out of learned helplessness

Suck it up and start talking to girls, its fucking easy if you just ask them about themselves and the things they like. Protip; they like what we like, getting laid. Go get you some motherfuckers don't let the normies outbreed us

>>8841464
You almost had me there, but you got greedy.

Fuck off, larper.

>>8841265

She's going to know you were lying about a GF as soon as you do anything to her since you're a virgin. You wish I was joking. You need to Tell her you're a virgin before you don't even hold her hand. Also, drinks help. Don't drink more than her.

>>8842558
Its hard to bring the biz-army 2 LOL, to many autists here

I know this place is full of virgins, but these threads really pound that reality home.

Some of these advice posts...seriously, dude? You really think it works like that? What the actual fuck?

Plus, there are still faggots falling for the obvious larp.

>>8841186
>coming over tonight
>she's my roommate
Thanks just bought 100k LARP

>>8843037
Button-mashing upwards like you're trying to beat her at Tekken, this is the best thing ever

>>8842966
>Implying he won't scorch his shorts the moment her breath hits his neck

>>8843037
Yeah, no. It doesn't work that way. To reach the g spot you need to get your hand in up to the big knuckles, and you can fucking hurt a woman going in too fast. You'd know that, if you'd ever actually done it, but all you've done is "read a few articles".

Also, if you'd actually done that to a woman, you'd know rampaging straight to the g-spot is WAY too intense for pretty much all women. Some don't even like it, except once in a while, and if they're in the right mood, because it's so intense, and takes so much effort (and stretching) to get there.

Stop larping. It's fine to be a virgin - if you're honest about it. Stop giving shitty advice that will physically harm a woman.

>>8844063
>>8844091
>>8844121
I’m not larping you stupid faggots, I made a small lie in the OP because obviously I’m nervous about being doxxed. I just went to the dollar store and bought a package of 40 envelopes for $1.25 because I’ve decided that I need to see a hooker first. I’m looking at Leolist right now, fucking hell they are so expensive. I need to do this though, I’m going for a 2 hour session

>>8844024
>Suck it up and start talking to girls, its fucking easy if you just ask them about themselves and the things they like
But why?
>Protip; they like what we like, getting laid
Only with top alpha males, you are beta

>>8843042
Holy fuck you need a lot of. work dude

Start by not calling bitches cunts. This word is meant for politicians and your friends, it's terrible with women.

Second just read ky earlier post about asking them about them, bitches love that shit.

>>8844024
>Suck it up and start talking to girls
I don't know any and I have nothing to offer, they also probably don't care about my folio

>>8844203
>Start by not calling bitches cunts
not even on anonymous imageboards?

Different ID because I’m at the library now. My roommate came home and I’m trying to look up hookers and I couldn’t do it with her there.

>>8844196
Okay, since I don't care either way, you should fap at least once before she comes over to take the edge off. A beer or two (if you barely drink) will allow you to get hard without having full sensation. Tell her you're a virgin and let her guide you. Shower thoroughly, brush your teeth and tongue. Best advice you're going to get

>>8844196
Whatever, larping faggot.

>>8844288
what about shaving down there?
read here about some guy who injured himself with scissors.

>>8844199
I already explained the why; we need to outbreed the normies.

Good on you for falling for the only chads get laid meme, Darwin would love how your stupidity actively gets in your way of procreating

I know I'm grateful you won't breed, dumbfuck motherfucker

>>8841186
Anon, NO! You'll lose your wizard powers!

>>8844308
Trim the afro

>>8844344
even the asshair?

>>8841464
>She has said that I look like Robin Thicke

As soon as you guys get to the stage where casual chit-chat is finished and there's this obvious breaking point where either you or her needs to make a move, tell her to sit down and close her eyes until you say it's ok to open them.

As soon as she closed her eyes, position yourself to the nearest doorway, when you get there tell her to open them.
As she does ; move towards her in a slow direct line, big steps and arms flailing around, whilst yelling ; Swiggaldy swabbeldy here's Robin Thick , wokily dockily come suck this dick.

>>8841186
not gonna be able to pull it off..get a fat bitch to practice on

>>8844360
Not unless she's gonna fuck you too

>>8844220
It makes it a habit. It's like smoking better not at all than socially. You do it once, then twice then you do it ll the time

And if you think you're boring, maybe you haven't met people with interests similar to yours. Start there I guess.

Actually I have a D.E.N.N.I.S type system that may help you;

>First you start talking to uber or taxi drivers. They don't know you, they don't give a shit. T's practice

>Then you make some friends (university computer club or whatever). Try to include some normies they're not all terrible

>Get your normie friends to introduce you to girls. Boom, thank me later

>>8841591
That is not how you eat pussy, you do not go straight to the clit and you also do not suck on it. And don't spit on it.
You have to pay attention to the entire pelvic area to start with, kissing, licking gently. Move around from her pussy to above and below, the sides. Give some eye contact and a cheeky smile. After this warm up you need to be consistent with movements and continuous over her clit. Some girls are super sensitive and you need to be gentle. If you're doing it right she will let you know with some cues, moans, hips moving or grabbing your arms or head etc. That tells you to keep exactly what your doing and don't change.
Also use your hands over her body, grab her tits, thighs, arms, hands etc run them everywhere
You can add a finger or two as well, lick them first and make a "come here" movement inside. Cut your nails first I know some of you are disgusting and never do it.
T.not even Chad but every girl I've fucked said my oral skills are epic.

>>8841186
There no point in lying.
She's gonna know.
Just say something cute about her being special then tell her the truth.
Bitches love when dudes say cute shit.

>>8841186
show her this thread

>>8844454
>First you start talking to uber or taxi drivers
uber is illegal here and taxi drivers are fat rude turks
also taxis are very expensive here and I wouldn't want to waste my money for a ride to nowhere.

>Then you make some friends (university computer club or whatever)
I'm NEET

>Get your normie friends to introduce you to girls.
I have no normie friends

>>8841265
>>8844073
This, its better for her to know you're a virgin and that the reason you're horrible in bed is because of inexperience instead of thinking that you're hopeless and incapable of improving.

>>8844473
>but every girl I've fucked said my oral skills are epic.

They all say that. From what I can gather, most dudes are so bad at it, that just getting her off is a big event. You want to lick pussy? Watch lesbians. And, not every woman is the same - some want you to dive on her clit and not let it go, like a bulldog, other don't want it touched at all. The secret to being a good lover is learning how she works. What buttons to push, and in what sequence. When to stick a finger in. When to work the clit. When to push, when to back off. It's a lot of work, over time, but it pays off, and you can light her up like a pinball machine...most of the time. I've been with women who just don't like oral. Can't deal with it. They exist, I know, mind blowing, right?

The key is finding a woman who will put just as much work into learning your body, as you do hers. In all the years of dating (I'm an old fag), I had ONE do that. ONE. And she was just like the rest, ended up cheating and I dumped her.

That's why sex is just kind of depressing to me now, the amount of work I put into being good at it, and how little they did. Fat, skinny, good looking, ugly...none of them really try. Or care. Unless they're lesbians, then they put the work in, because according to the lesbians I've known and been able to talk to at this level, a woman can't fake it with another woman. They know how their bodies work, and they both have to work if they want to get off.

>>8844906
Don't know about lesbians as I've only seen porn so dont know the how real that is. But the last girl I was with when I saw her a second time she was straight away begging me to eat her pussy soon as I got her clothes off.

>>8842504
This. Do cocaine. Or Adderall.

Just take it as slow as you possibly can. Women take a lot longer to become stimulated than men, so if you tease her/draw things out as long as you can, it won't matter if you don't last long.

>>8841186
Tell her with confidence that you are a virgin, everynone loves to be someones first time.

How much of an overlap is there of r9k and biz?

>>8845485
/r9k/ wouldn't be in a position to lose their virginity

>>8844906
>>8844473
>>8841591
>>8841186
>How To Eat Pussy Like A Champ

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a43d71003788