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kek just swore in to join the USMC, leaving in 2 months. going all in on crypto and gonna trade for fun, feels good not being a virgin attached to numbers on a screen lmao cya faggots.

>> No.8841363

>>8841343
If you're going to Syria, leave keys.

>> No.8841439

>>8841343
Have fun talking bullets for da joos

>> No.8841459

>>8841343
Nice. Should be a good way to pass the time till this crypto thing makes you rich.

But really, try not to die or get PTSD.

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8841477

>>8841343
>actually OP irl

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8841534

>>8841343

>> No.8841552

godspeed brother. when op returns he will not be a faggot

>> No.8841714

>>8841343
>be me, abusive family, dreams of getting away and joining military for money and freedom from said family
>development juvenile diabetes at age 14
>abuse from family gets worse, not allowed to leave house, so do pushups and sit ups and squats in hopes of escaping to the Marine Corps
>be 18, sneak out of house to recruiting office
>"sorry kid, you're good on the physical and testing scores, but we can't accept applicants with chronic illness"
>come home, get beaten for leaving the house, books and pencils are taken away to 'ground' me
>no vidya ever, no PC, so just stare at the walls for weeks
>birthdays pass by, am allowed to leave house for work
>minimumwagehardlabor.avi
>now 30 years old and hodling depreciating crypto assets
>eyes and kidneys are failing
>get on 4Chan, because no friends
>"I am leaving for the military, faggots, watch me ride to glory!"
I think today is the day I will an hero...

>> No.8841741

>>8841343
>Implying Marines get laid

Have fun fighting over the local 2/10 braphog dependas

>> No.8841749

>>8841343
Idiot. If you have a self image problem, hit the gym and learn to talk to girls. If you have a training and marketable skill problem, fix it as a civvy. You are making a big mistake. The grass is not greener, and blood does not make the grass grow.

t. Afghan veteran.

>> No.8841758

>>8841343
What MOS are you going into? What was your GT on the ASVAB? I need to know this to know if you are going to fuck this up for yourself or not.

And when you are in don't spend money on sluts. If you get in good enough shape (they will run you skinny so lift to get big) college girls will fuck Marines for free.

>> No.8841791

>>8841343
You're gonna fucking hate it. Semper Fi.

>> No.8841804

>>8841343
Have fun dying for Israel, goy.

>> No.8841833

>>8841552
Nah he'll come back a tough faggot. Oorah!

>> No.8841910

pretty sure being in the marines doesn't feel good.

>> No.8841914

>>8841343
Do people who join the military just lack the ability to learn from other people's mistakes or... what exactly is wrong with them?

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>>8841343
May you serve our God-Emperor with honor

>> No.8841982

>>8841914
Same with people who get married.