/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8829729
>Summer is coming edition

first for anime

xi you better fucking shitpost TVIX up 50% tomorrow you faggot

>>8829752
I want to see the circit breaker trigger off the futures alone.

sold all my facebook stock. i was a bit late but tomorrow is going to be a shitshow and i wanted to cut my losses

The final day

2D Wendy is /our girl/

>>8829799
it has and always will be nico, the poorfag waifu

reminder that you were warned

>>8829808

>>8829828
>TA
>meaning anything when the market basically depends on what Trump and Xi shitposts about
Honestly sometimes I wonder if this whole thing is just an attempt by Trump to insider trade the shit out of everything.

>>8829866
>Honestly sometimes I wonder if this whole thing is just an attempt by Trump to insider trade the shit out of everything.

Pretty sure it is. A chance for him to get wealthier while at the same time playing to his base.

>>8829799
>>8829808
What about wolf girls that trade commodity futures?

>>8829914

>>8829879
If he just wanted more money he wouldn't have run for president. he's lost a shit ton of money doing it.
dunno why i keep seeing this comment everywhere.
he ran on tariffs in the election, now everyone is surprised he is putting up tariffs?

>>8829928
Trump is actually doing what he campaigned on I know it’s a shocker to most people

Also has a 50% approval rating

>>8829928
>>8829953
Not saying the surprise was him putting up tariffs, but you don't find the whole twitter debacle even slightly suspicious?

>China le evil, trade deficit must be address. Trade wars easy to win!
>market tanks
>next day
>Xi best friend for life, we will work out a deal for sure
>market rises

>>8829799
Nice dubs and I agree

>>8830025
what's suspicious about it?
he plays mind games, and is ready to turn on a dime. the entire point of tariffs is a new trade deal, if he gets one then he'll be nicer to china.

in any case, his tweets won't rule the market forever. the market was super overbought and we've still got lots of time to sit and wait while it becomes more in line with earnings projections.

>>8829953
> muh 50% approval
t. Fox News internet poll

>>8829752
I think its in like 4 hours?

>>8830094
>army ranger
>infantry sergeant major
If true he's 10x more qualified than your average celeb security guard. I'd hate to try and shoot up the school with him at the portal.

>>8830162
Don't underestimate the power of autism.

If China's new sanctions go into effect, how will they change the price of Soy beans? Up or down?

>>8830180
>be average school shooter
>can barely operate gun
>run into former crack veteran just looking for scrubs like you
>get riddled with .223 caliber freedom pills

>>8830199
I don't doubt his operator skills. But I have serious concerns regarding whether or not he really understood this whole internet thing.

>>8830199
Vietnamese rice farmers with bolt actions where leaving corpses left and right when he was arround. An autism with paint ball experience can put up a good fight.

>>8830270
These people walk into crowded commons areas at lunch time and can barely score a dozen hits, you really think they'll be able to hit mr done this shit for 30 years before he domes them?

where are the nikkei anons at?

>>8830192
Higher priced soy exports will mean cheaper domestic soy due to surplus.

is Mueller doing shit just to tank the markets now?
at least he's doing it on Monday instead of Friday

>>8830371
So with something like SOYB, you would recommend buying puts?
If anything, we should do it out of principle to short SOYBoys

First

>>8830192
Higher. More cost = Higher prices.

Pampeano here, SOY futures are through the roof.

https://www.portfoliopersonal.com/Cotizaciones/Item/781145

BAC calls did me good today
Was going to buy puts midday but never went through with it :(

Fug

Shit hits the fan the exact moment I decide not to sell and go long

Why couldn't they wait until Tuesday.

>>8830790

bump

The china shitpost soon?

>>8831207

soon

>>8831207
i looked it up and it said 9am beijing time, which is 9pm EST

Hello. OP from >>>/bant/4738379 asks:

"What is your opinion of Ebay stock?"
and
"Which is the better dividend stock to buy tomorrow, Cisco or Exxon Mobile?"

>>8831346
There's little trading volume so the big boys aren't buying yet, and price will likely fall just short of a dollar before rising.

>>8831346
blue chips are probably gonna get dragged down in the market selloff that is likely to happen tomorrow. also they dont have very good dividends.

look up SRC

>>8831394
SRC? Try NRZ BGR ABR

>>8831456
i got NRZ too. i just like SRC because its so cheap and i can write calls against it in large quantities

Dunno if Profit is still reading now but BOY THAT AFTERMARKET ON SLV

>>8831489
ABR and BGR are cheap too, but their valuations are cheap as hell.

>>8831575
fuck yeah

i knew it. were gonna fly tomorrow. bring on the panic. i knew we were in for a ride the minute all my bear shit swung ITM 5 mins to close.

Im gonna hear the chinaman speak and then Im gonna go sleep.

Also, if this isnt a pump & dump dunno what it is.

>>8831802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w
found this link to watch bloomberg for it. should be on in an hour if xi is feeling punctual.

how do you pump and dump the whole market

>>8831957
you make the call

>>8829729
WERE IS THE FUCKING BOTTOM ON THIS MOTHER FUCKER?

>>8831984
DOW 19k

give it a couple months

>>8831996
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

>>8832006
i made the call

Get in here faggots
>>8830347

>>8832028
I'm looking at traders talk shit to coin people on twitter the other day. Then I look at the stocks and think Jesus fucking Christ this thing is in nuclear meltdown but they are all talking shit about meme currency as if to make themselves feel better about the bubble they created.

>>8832080
its all a bubble. both of them are going down because both of them are over valued. FEDs gonna have to undo obamas dreamland and we gotta figure out wtf to do about 2008 still. thats just how it is. its a bad year for money

>>8832116
But why? The meme shorter who was in "The Big Short" said ay yo maine de greedy fucks never fixed shit.

Is the banking faggots going to take us down again or what? Like seriously wtf is going on? I don't want to relive this shit again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k5aVLi_yhM

>>8832188
it's all memes bro. the fed already established that they won't let the markets or banks fail, so just buy in and enjoy your new future as part of the elite

>>8832188
it doesnt matter what the fuck you want. we bailed out the banks by nationalizing a fuck huge debt. then obama and the FED bribed everyone to put funny money into the marketplace with QE after QE. now we pumped it up and its gotta fall down again. thats just how its gotta be

>>8832080
>this thing is in nuclear meltdown
Sometimes I forget its always summer outside /smg/.
You underestatimate the outcome of a trade war. Its not just stocks that would fall, literally everything - instruments, fiscal spending, jobs, spending power - would fall, the stock market only the first to be impacted.

Meme coins will probably continue to live until the Fed remembers money emission is part of monetary policy.

lel

>>8832216
cryptos been leading this bear market by a couple months. and its been WAY steeper. i think its going to get a lot darker, but will ultimately rebound first, in regards to the stock market

>>8832200
SO BASICALLY THEY ARE GOING TO TURN US INTO FUCKING BRAZIL? THIS TOO BIG TO FAIL SHIT HAS GOT TO GO.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

Any live stream to this Chinese shit post? I want to watch this global market go into a death spiral with a fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen.

>>8832250
Uma delicia

>>8832250
i dont got a clue what theyre gonna do. they simply cant do what they did last time or they will break the hegemoney (i dont know why it didnt last time. its obvious we will never pay our debts).

>>8832273
IT IS SIMPLE LET THE FUCKERS FAIL PUT PEOPLE IN JAIL. ANOTHER WORDS THE WAY THE FUCKING FREE MARKET IS SUPPOSE TO WORK. NOT THIS ELITIST WELFARE SYSTEM

>>8832188
2008 was a panic. Mostly caused by criminal behavior of banks. It was all covered up. Not sure what else. What's a mystery to me is how WFC survived, and claimed no losses. It was nearly identical crap (marginally better) than Countrywide. They sat on their losses. Everything else was a heist, but it happens periodically. Ever since I worked on Wall St, shady shit gets covered up by the Feds. I know it was covered up in 2008, nothing came out of it, .com was covered up. 2008 is covered up. Maybe the next bank to fail is the worst offender from previous crisis like Lehman was. Than they would feed WFC to the dogs.

>>8832300
well maybe donny boy will do it for us, but i gotta say i doubt it. although hes been rather unpredictable before

>>8832321
IT HAS TO BE DONE EVENTUALLY BY CHOICE OR FUCKING OVER INFLATION

AND PUTTING OUT FUCKING PROPAGANDA VIDEOS ON PBS ABOUT HOW FUCKING HEROIC IT WAS TO MAKE THE CHOICE TO BAIL OUT CRIMINALS WON'T FUCKING WORK WHEN ASSHOLES ARE WALKING AROUND WITH WHEEL BARRELS OF FUCKING MONEY

NIGGERS IN ZIMBABWE KNOW

>>8832200
The FED had to use metric shit tons of resources to prevent mitigate the 2008 crash. Unfortunately, there is a limit to monetary policy - eventually you reach a point where additionl money printing doesn't increase spending but only increases inflation. If another market crash happens, we'll start to see this happening.

>>8832218

>>8832402
i honestly think its just a bunch of tech is going to die in techpocolypse, and certain industry will do good once tech starts dying. theres plenty of things that have value in the US. people just need to re allocate some of the wealth thats all jammed up iin FAANG stocks and silicon valley horseshit

>>8832402

do you think it's 1800? "printing?" lmao they just make up numbers on the computers and through the airwaves it's so close to imaginary that if you think reality is going to finally set in, you'll be waiting a long damn time. just because you realize it's a meme doesn't mean it won't be around for the rest of your life

>>8832475
The economy doesn't care if the money is digital or physical, printing money is printing money.

If the government printed a trillion dollars tomorrow and distributed it to everybody equally into their "digital" bank account, we'd see inflation happen. Not a single bit of paper had to be used but just by issueing the digital money the same effect happened.

chinaman is about to shitpost all over the markets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w

chinaman is about to shitpost all over everything

>>8832522

>>8832540
>>8832522
CURRENTLY ALL IN ON TVIX

>>8832519

>implying they aren't constantly doing that
>what is QE

again, just because you hold the justifiable belief that reality should set it at some point, doesn't mean it will, in fact, it likely just means you will be more indignant as the years go on and it gets even more ridiculous. "mom why isn't it crashing yet!!!?"

>>8832551
yeah i bought some calls 5 mins to close

zucks cuckening is tomorrow too

>>8832581
It will be a bloodbath. I'm ready to buy.

>>8830025
no anon, no.

you obviously havent been in the loop

here is what US Department of Defense, Department of State, CIA, World Bank and European Union forecasts for 2025

http://www.deagel.com/country/United-States-of-America_c0001.aspx


and for comparison:
http://www.deagel.com/country/forecast.aspx

>>8832611
>population: 54 million
what

>rebound up to 3% midday
>go to sleep
>some shit happened in the afternoon and i only made back 0.5-1%

Every fucking time.

>>8830094
>MUH Rasmussen is only trustworthy when Hillary has 98% chance

>>8832306
The majority of the economic and demographic data used in the making of the forecasts is widely available by institutions such as the CIA, IMF, UN, USG, etc. You can see the most relevant data at every single country's page. There is a tiny part of data coming from a variety of shadow sources such as Internet gurus, unsigned reports and others. But all these sources are from the internet and are of public domain for at least a minority. For example, several years ago Dagong, the Chinese ratings agency, published a report analyzing the physical economy of US comparing it with those of China, Germany and Japan. The conclusion was that the US GDP was something between $5 to $10 trillion instead of $15 trillion as officially reported by the USG. We assume that the official data, especially economic, released by governments is fake, cooked or distorted in some degree. Historically it is well known that the USSR was making up fake statistics years before its collapse. Western as well as other countries are making up their numbers today to conceal their real state of affairs. We are sure that many people out there can find government statistics in their own countries that by their own personal experience are hard to believe or are so optimistic that may belong to a different country.

The collapse of the Western financial system will wipe out the standard of living of its population while ending ponzi schemes such as the stock exchange and the pension funds. The population will be hit so badly by a full array of bubbles and ponzi schemes that the migration engine will start to work in reverse accelerating itself due to ripple effects thus leading to the demise of US. This unseen situation for US will develop itself in a cascade pattern with unprecedented and devastating effects for the economy. Jobs offshoring will surely end with many American Corporations relocating overseas thus becoming foreign Corporations!!!!

>>8832648
duh were gonna kick everyone out so we can have more room. then we can all get bigger and build bigger houses etc

>>8832648
read the explanation detailed:
http://www.deagel.com/country/forecast.aspx

btw, Edwin Deagle. He was the Deputy Director of International Relations for the Rockefeller Foundation in 1978, at the time in close contact with Standsfield Turner, the Deputy Director of the CIA at the time.

By the way, no pandemic or nuclear war is included in the forecast.

Nevertheless the death toll will be horrible.

>>8832604
I dont understand, why a blood bath?

>>8829729
Real question, for someone who is looking to buy and hold for two or three years at least is Robinhood a good choice? There's no hidden fees right?
I've heard that they just give you the interest for any idle money you have sitting uninvested in your balance.

I just don't really think it's a good idea to pay $5 or $10 per share for buying/selling the amount of stock I would.

>>8832697
chinaman gonna shitpost, zucks getting crucified, syria is getting attacked etc

interesting day

>>8832675
>chinese ratings agency says their main competitor is cooking the books
intadaresting

>>8832703

I've used it for 6 months so far, not a single fee

>>8832716
Thanks

>>8832728
CIA DOD contractor predicts an 80% population loss of the US in the next 7 years

Over the past two thousand years we have witnessed the Western civilization built around the Mediterranean Sea shifting to Northern Europe and then by the mid 20th century shifting to an Atlantic axis to finally get centered into the States in the past 30 years. The next move will see the civilization being centered in Asia with Russia and China on top. Historically a change in the economic paradigm has resulted in a death toll that is rarely highlighted by mainstream historians. When the transition from rural areas to large cities happened in Europe many people unable to accept the new paradigm killed themselves. They killed themselves by a psychological factor. This is not mainstream but it is true. A new crisis joins old, well known patterns with new ones.

Sorry to disappoint many of you with our forecast. It is getting worse and worse every year since the beginning of the pre-crisis in 2007.

>>8832728
kek, right?

>>8832737
listen lad, we dont care. were gonna make money either way.

>>8832729
Thanks anon. I'd imagine you've saved a fair chunk of change from staying away from those fees. One last question, any problems transferring the money back into your own bank account?

>>8832748
the chinks own the west.

one simple example is the devaluation of US $ and hyperinflation of prices. the devaluation was the transfer of private wealth funds sitting in banks to china.

what happens when your money is in banks is it gets invested by the banks, that money ended up in china. the historically low savings rate in banks is another example of the invested money not being returned to you but being skimmed by the banks.

i'll let your gook brain figure out how the rest of western industry/wealth was transferred

>>8832737
wowsers what's their track record of doom and gloom predictions?
Surely a country that only survives by copying USA's tech will overtake USA

>>8832785
>China finishes the new silk road super highway to europe
>Plan, and construct one that winds through the landlocked countries of interior africa
>Exports of africa become numerous and their respective economies flourish
>isolated and ponzi'd America falls to the wayside and stagnates, dragging canada and mexico along with it
>Eurabia falls into the abyss of shitskindom
>Chinese hegemony comes one step closer to a reality

>>8832768

None on that front either. Had my money in the account in 2 business days.

I was very skeptical of Robinhood when I first heard of it. I figured there was some sort of catch, but I've had no problems whatsoever. My only complaint is the charts suck

>>8832781
ive thought about this plenty. hell, judging by how youre typing, ive argued with you about this before. i got my plan.

>>8832785
china is gonna flounder around for a while, fail to take a seat in the big boys chair, and have to go back and sit down at the little kids table. their business model of paying children pennies isnt sustainable and they know it. their whole economy is so propped up it makes us look legit by comparison.

>>8832811
listen, you wanna watch the next financial crisis? look at deustche bank and euro banks in general. china and the US will likely pull through. europe is going to be the one that gets ravaged this time around

>>8832675
>tfw reading this whole fucking meme conspiracy bullshit.

DO YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THAT DURING THE FUCKING GREAT DEPRESSION THERE WAS NOT A CULLING OF THE US POPULATION BUT A GREATER LIFE EXPECTANCY? JESUS CHRIST WHEN YOU STARVE AND ORGANISM IT INCREASES ITS LONGEVITY DO SOME RESEARCH INTO BIOLOGY

>>8830371
Lmao, I bet there's someone out there on actual husband points

It looks like a fucking subway sandwich punch card

what did xi say?

>he didn't buy the dip on CNSL for effectively 14 percent profit in divs per year.

>>8832873
i dont know where the fuck he is? figured bloomber would have em but theyre just yappin

>>8832868
Life Expectancy Declines Among Americans for Second Year
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/12/life-expectancy/548981/


The statistics are clear in the last 45 years suicide rates have increased by 60% worldwide.
https://www.befrienders.org/suicide-statistics
Fertility has dropped by 50 percent over the past 40 years.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/men-apos-sperm-counts-dropping-074720787.html
Cancer cases have increased 57% in the last 20 years.
https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2003/04/canc-a26.html

(((pure coincidence)))


STUDY BY MIT ECONOMIST: U.S. HAS REGRESSED TO A THIRD WORLD NATION

https://www.themaven.net/theintellectualist/news/study-by-mit-economist-u-s-has-regressed-to-a-third-world-nation-for-most-of-its-citizens-FJSOA2u3T0iE7phfBAT3DQ

thanks globalists

>>8832811
africa.... economies flourish?
sorry did all the niggers get genocided? last i heard all the boers were getting BTFO.
this is an /x/ tier larp

i like to poke fun of europe too but it'll take at least 100 years for the types of calamity you're larping about. and most likely there will be a nationalist resurgence in the newer generations, as they'll have to see first hand what having to share apartments and cities with mudslimes is like, while their hippy parents sit walled off in their luxury gated communites.

i have no idea what swede in Malmo is thinking the answer to their problems is more niggers

>>8832905
this

the european race war will unironically be a calamity that befalls europe in the future

>>8832896
>Life Expectancy Declines Among Americans for Second Year

YOU ARE NOT DISPROVING MY FUCKING POINT

WHAT IS READING COMPREHENSION AND UNDERSTANDING OF CURRENT EVENTS

>STARVATION INCREASES LIFE EXPECTANCY
>AMERICANS HAVE BEEN GETTING FAT

ITS ON.

>>8832905
yes, chinks replace/master over africans. gooks already control major resources in africa. africa is also replacing US as a food supplier to China.

China will essentially decouple itself from the US as US is isolated off and withers into oblivion.

The Eurasia + Africa will form a supereconomic powerhouse under China and high speed rail commerce.

if you relieve yourself of ego, you realize that its over

HOLY SHIT HE DECLARED WAR

>>8832944

>futures up

Is it good?

>>8832981
fuck off retard

>>8832958
Fuck your doom and gloom bullshit. Things aren't going to get easier in the near term, but it isn't over at all.

>>8832984
His tone is pretty mellow so far. I don't expect any bombs

I've got 2 shares XLF and 1 of FAS at market for tomorrow. Should I cancel? Wtf do I do /biz/ I'm scared

chinah numba 1!

>>8832984
DONT KNOW.
HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING YET.
BUT MAYBE THATS CHINESE FOR 'ALL IS COOL'?

kek the shitty bloomberg translator girl got kicked off the air live thats hilarious

SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT

>>8833044
>Shall I stop?
Yes bitch

>>8833079
yeah i literally couldnt follow what was going on. they must not have had the real translator ready

>>8832990
its actually US Department of Defense, Department of State, CIA, World Bank and European Union forecasts

your optimism is a big part of the ponzi scam, but keeping your head in the sand isnt going to change anything.

reality is US has been in sharp decline since 2000, and the entrance of China into world trade. are you even aware of the economic and social demise of the US over the last 2 decades?

Stupid translator forgot to say the part where China said they declared war.

Yeah, I'm thinking it's fucking over.

>>8833107
>Oh no things are bad, better just give up and not fight back against the decline of my people!

Again, fuck off faggot.

>>8833107
chinas gotta step up to the plate or they aint gonna be no ones hegemony, let alone the worlds if they keep playing the game they have been. i bet theyre just trying to save face and still do what trump is trying to negotiate with them about

>>8833132
dont make me link you to AIPAC. you wanna talk about foreign lobbying groups? fuck off

REJECT THE ZERO SUM GAME.

Based Xi?

Did thr market crash yet, I cant follow this. This guy is like the Chinese Donald Trump, but we cant even read his twitter and sell.

Sell tvix on open or hold? What price are you guys looking at selling 15.50 slv calls?

>>8833188
its terrible. run. sell everything. its all going down. run. be afraid. his twitter says dons a fag and the us is a gay faggot nation. he said we wear girls clothes and showed a picture of donald trumps dick. 3ins erect. its ogre. sell you faggot

>>8832887
Bloombullshit never covers anything of importance.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FUTURES GO BACK UP AGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8833198
Hold TVIX to 20.

>>8833212
he on there now.
>>8833213
just wait. everything is still fucked. zuck will fuck up tomorrow. i know damn well he cant pretend to be human very well. two whole days of zuck fucking up is gonna drag the market down

xi is just talking bs

>>8833231
ok I'll breathe for now I only have 130$ in TVIX anyway

>>8833132
$150k? Didn't kerry get $1 billion from china?
didn't hilllary get $100 mil from saudi arabia?

>>8833198
>looking at selling 15.50 slv calls?
as much as i can get, duh ;^)

>>8833236
nice name

APOLOGIZE

This Zuckerberg shit is like when Bill Gates tried to take over the internet in the 90s. Congress is going to tear his ass a new one.

>>8833148
>neckbeard shitpsting on a chinese dragon dildo trading platform
>fight
if anyone is fighting its the chinese who are buying up all the property, businesses, and land throughout australia, canada, america, africa.... while whites are stuffing chinese plastic dildos up their fat asses

>muh cheap shit, buys five billion dragon dildos from China to sell them at a markup
>communist party grows bigger from my purchases, becomes militarily powerful
>starts establishing military bases on artificial islands
>surrounds the USA
>Chinese start a war
>fight back with dragon dildo collection, it is ineffective
>Chinese win using stolen American technology - but it's not really theft because IP doesn't real
>China takes over the USA and enslaves everyone
>Captian Chingchong comes into my house and sees I am a degenerate ferengi
>muh constitution is ripped off the wall and burned
>muh guns are confiscated
>muh remaining dragon dildos are confiscated
>sent to a labor camp to make guns for red army
>a tear streams down my face
>a tear of joy from selling a lump of coal to another prisoner for a 2 cent markup
>free market über alles

Oh hes getting spicier. This might be good.

>>8833236
and his language makes him sound like hes chiking or sneezing

>>8833262
hopefully. i got puts all over them

>>8833265
Feel free to fuck off anytime, Chang.

>>8833262
>>8833268
When is Cuckerberg suppose to talk tomorrow? I'm going to try day trading short-term FB options.

wtf hes rolling over

He said something about fresh air and how he's going to make sure Americans cant have any.

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

USA VICTORY

pretty much entirely worth my future TVIX losses desu

GOOD AND EASY TO WIN.

>>8833289
https://archive.is/wze3e
>The Senate hearing will take place at 2:15 p.m. ET on April 10 and the House hearing at 10 a.m. ET on April 11.

you missed the boat. vol is gonna be really high tomorrow on those contracts. shouldve gotten em cheap today

>>8833287
What happens is some shitty, tiny business in China enters the US stock market under false pretenses. Their stock value is massively overvalued and when this is found out, the stock value crashes, but by this time it's too late and China have the money.
It's mostly government operated too and shady as fuck. What the Chinese government do is called a reverse merger, they basically buy some US company that was specifically founded for this purpose, merge the shitty Chinese business with it, then get it listed on the US stock market.
The Chinese business lies through their teeth and might even have help from the government to make this lie seem real. They'll claim they do hundreds of billions of dollars in business a year and are huge in China when in reality the business is 3 guys working out of some shed in rural China. (If US investors want to come over and verify their claims, the Chinese government will set up a fake factory for them to make it seem like they're a real business)
People buy these stocks which they think are worth a lot of money. When the truth is found out they drop in value, often to nothing.
China keeps this money, the US loses tens, if not hundreds of billions a year. This has been happening for over a decade and it's not even illegal in China so no one can do shit about it.

If you don't think this is an act of economic war, you're either Chinese or retarded.

Hey guys,
I sucked a guy off once, but that is not important. What important is what he told me after he nutted on my beard.
He said that he was a top whale on the WS and said that there will be crash coming soon in the next couple of hours.

>>8833300
told you guys. chinese arent gonna step up to the plate. they just wanna keep the things the way they are. were just gonna let them fuck with us less

>>8833239
gonna fuck that boibucci sit back

CAR TARIFFS DOWN AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well fuck there goes about 15 grand.

>>8833355
were you doin futures?

well fuck there goes about 10 dollars

>>8833332
The war is over bro. Have you seen the populous of our major cities and particularly our universities? Have you noticed who's buying land? It's not Muslims or some other loud-ass minority's it's the silent Chinese - It won't take many generations before we're predominantly Chinese mate.

because ww3 started a while ago.. its economic.. who controls the money destroys their opponent. actual wars are crisis actors testing out billion dollar industries and technologies at tax payer expenses.

There is virtually no reason for China to ever war with the West when they could just important millions of thousands of Chinese a year and gradually colonize it ethnically.
Why on Earth would you economically impair a nation that will be yours in 100 or 200 years? That's not a good investment.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/04/business/bell-pottinger-guptas-zuma-south-africa.html

If you don't think this is happening now, and if you don't think this will intensify over the following decades, you are stuck in an historical mindset at odds with how contemporary politics play out.


Chinese are secretly buying up everything they can under the radar and nobody calls them out and if it does break news its forgotten.

Economical warfare at its finest.

>>8833380
Got any solutions to offer other than your near-psyops shitposting?

>>8833380
youll see. housing bubble in china will wreck em so hard they wont know what hit em (although they should, as they walked right into it)

>Xi doing the exact opposite of what people would think and making trump look like a idiot

>>8833316
I'm just going to watch the speech and trade based on cuckerberg's immediate words. I'm only going in 1 or 2 contracts deep, I'm not looking to make real money, just for shits and giggles.

>>8833332
>>8833348
>>8833355
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TRUMP WINS AGAIN

SMG BTFO
meanwhile I'm down 400 dollars on crypto, and I'm one of the lucky ones

>>8833408
VICTORY FOR THE EMPEROR

>>8833414
>SMG BTFO
nah trade war cancelled. we goin to the fuckin moon

>>8833414
how are we BTFO. looks like a couple people missed, but all my stuff is ITM. theres plenty of ways to be a bear.

>>8833429
WE DID IT REDDIT

>>8833449
thats not whats gonna happen at all m8

ITS OVER

He gave in a little? I think Auto imports from US to China are not that big.

Otherwise his rethoric looks completely opposite than Trump.

BTW I think this is the futures that bloomberg was showing.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/sp%20500%20futures

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>8833429
>Jägermeister
Very nice

>>8832611
>>8832648
WTF 54 mil, is this some conspiracy site?

>>8833457
he gave in a lot but also subtly threatened for technology exports to china to be less restricted

Classic China, Lie to your face, stab you in the back. Im not convinced

when's the next time you think the market will dump so I can get rid of these TVIX bags?

>>8833492
Tomorrow at noonish

The music kek

>>8833492
>holding TVIX overnight

I made that mistake years ago when I first started trading too. There's a reason it's called """DAILY""" 2x VIX ST ETN, not "hold these bags as long as possible, noob".

>>8833478
He did not double down, but he did not go back on the soy tariffs and the like either. If the markets rebound tomorrow we might see a new dump in a few weeks if negotiations dont start.

Called this

>>8822146

Market will bounce on Xi's word even though it's worthless. He is the good cop negotiator.

>>8833456
>thats not whats gonna happen at all m8
We'lll see

futures keep mooning more and more

>>8833508
This is retarded as shit. You can hold TVIX overnight.
>MY DECAYING GAMMA BETTA THETA THOUGH

>>8833508
I can't get rid of them now, it's either sell on the massive gap up tomorrow for an enormous loss or wait til the next dump.

>>8833531
yeah we will definitely see.

holy shit, the Xi guy got cucked to a massive degree.

We fucking win, holy shit, Trump!!! I thought there would be something of substance. Bear mass suicide when?

>>8832218
Some people have a hard life....

>>8832831
Very hard to find good analysis of europe. Any recommendations?

>"/smg/ is bearish?"
>"Put Xi on the line and PUMP IT"

>>8833517

BASED.

WE MOON TOMMOROW

>he fell for the crash meme

see you faggots at ATH

>>8833549
Xi is playing good cop

The actual actions will be less than he intoned.

>>8833605
he literally has 0 leverage, he'll do whatever Trump says but Trump is a businessman and will get a good deal for everyone

>>8833395
what got us in this mess was globalist adventurism (just like we created USSR). so obviously, globalism should be trashed. china/india and the 3rd world should be quarantined. the 1st world seals itself off from asiatics and sets up a super block of western technological development and trade.

>>8833403
the gook bubble hasnt popped for 2 decades.
we are propping up their bubble. as long as we have trade, we will continue to create millions of gook millionaires each year who will keep increasing the bubble.

FUTURES MOONING LIKE FUCK OH SHIT

>THE CITY OF BEARS RIGHT NOW

>This will end down the road where both presidents declare victory
Was that intentional?

>>8833605
>implying China would be colonizing the planet without the help of US and Nixon/R'feller since the 70s
Rockefeller/Nixon literally created superpower China and the US continued to transfer the wealth and future of the west to China
would china be what it is today solely based on china's abilities and without western transfer of wealth and technology?


US is China's greatest ally. if it was not for the US, China would still be a country based on subsistence farming.
US literally created superpower China...
Nixon/Rockefeller birthed superpower China and the US continued to transfer the wealth and future of the west to China
china would not be what it is today solely based on china's abilities and without western transfer of wealth and technology

China's rise was due to a transfer of wealth from the west.

>murica transfer of wealth/technology/industry to poor rural china
>murica create power strong china
>murica claim a strong china a problem
>murica plans on fighting strong china with totalitarian TTP eroding more citizen rights
>not creating a scapegoat to implement totalitarianism


the power brokers transferred:
-literally all the financial funds of US workers to China,
-transferred technology and jobs to China
-hyperinflated the housing so that only the Chinese (recipients of western funds) could afford the housing

the transfer of funds was done involuntarily without the consent of the owners of the funds
the power brokers took western funds sitting in banks and invested all of that in China.


all that wealth transfer was from your pockets. the private funds in bank accounts, the housing assets, the jobs, all transferred by corporate USA without your agreement...


By about the year 2000 Communist China will be a “superpower” built by American technology and skill
-Sutton 1980
http://www.antonysutton.com/suttoninterview.html

"America's Secret Establishment: An Introduction to the Order of Skull & Bones"

wow

fuck

>>8833684

>>8832218
Omfg kek, there is typo supposed to be "drooling" not drilling
But drilling not bad either gets point across

>>8833718
if you're here I guess you're doing better than you were

+300
RIP Bears

>>8833834
You forgot that all this goes away with a single shitpost. This is the market we're in.

going to go to sleep and stop worrying about my 130$ in tvix, hopefully drumpf wrecks the market again so I can dump these bags

I'll start trading straddles once my paycheck and bonds come in, on a platform that doesn't charge 14$ commissions.

>trade wars off
>earnings are set to push records
>bonds sitting comfy as fuck, no possible exertion on equities
>that beautiful fucking volume on futures

I would not want to be shorting right now.

>high volume dump immediately after chyna pump

Ackman may not have the heart in his HLF short, but I think it's time

Heh /smg/ thinks this is over. Ill let you a little tip, put a certain someone's twitter on your bookmarks. You might regret it in the morning if you dont.

Good night smg-

>>8834298
yeah you can fuck the right off

>>8834298
Put the tip of my dick in your mouth bud

+1000 Dow tomorrow

>>8834372
futures is already dipping again :(

>>8834387
Futures mean almost nothing at this point. That said, tomorrow is probably another sideways day

Just woke up from my power nap.

HOLY SHIT FUCKING SHIT.

I literally went to a Chinese buffet right after, Xi Jinping was probably there and saw I was sobbing at my portfolio, Homies look after each other.

已售出
帕姆它

>>8834121
the HLF feud is the most Hilarious think I've ever seen. There is like 4 Heallife Places here.
Hispanic community is gullible as fuck.

>>8834298
He is going to pat himself on the back while also complimenting Xi. "Wise move by good friend President Xi to lower US auto tariffs and protect intellectual property rights. Did the right thing just like I said he would, SMART!" He might throw something in about "level playing field", screencap this.

What position should I take on AMRS? Buy up some before or after market opens? I'm new to all the Wall, no bully.

>>8835072
pls halp

considering owning and buying only ford(F) and general electric(GE) because of the dividends and not even giving a fuck anymore

Tomorrow morning's twitter tantrum is going to make you all wish otherwise.

Night friendos

>>8835557

>>8834930

Yep. Bright green tomorrow so help me god.

>>8835470

Reeeeeeeee!!

>>8835761
all the AMRS pumpers are probably offline right now

Friendship canceled with Russia. CHYNA is now my Best Friend.

I hope a world war is coming soon.

Maybe everyone will demand for weed treatment eventually.

I see no other chances of miracle for the weed stocks to recover.

>>8835794

His post just awoke them from their slumber. They have a sixth sense that alerts them to fresh suckers.

They’ll be here soon

>>8835829
WHY HAVE YOU NOT BOUGHT AMRS YET ANON
DO YOU WANT TO BE POOR?

BUY CALLS NOW NOW NOW!
Did you see their last earnings?? They beat by 100,000% you're a fool not to buy!

>>8835470
>>8835072
Wait for 30-45min after market opens
There is usually a dip to around 6.65 before going back up tonaround 6.7

Bear in mind AMRS may have a extraordinary narrative, it is still a risky bet due to its liquidity and dilution problems

But if the CEO’s guidance is to be trusted (of which the market is still skeptical), even with the dilution, it is unironically a MID-TEENS™ company (90M shares, 1-2 year time frame)

>>8835866
>>8835943

Like clockwork

>>8835974
If I don’t do this, how am I going to sell my bags ? :^)

>>8835974
kek

>>8835479
Ford is good buy, I'm hesitant on GE though.

>>8836055
Yeah
Uncle Xi PingPong said he will cut tariffs for foreign cars and that they will be able to compete fairly with China domestic, non-state subsidized ones.
Bullish on F

>>8836154
Ford's sales are rubbish tho.
Ford can't even compete with VAG, let alone the Japanese

Any UK fags here? What do you use to trade?

>>8836195
I think it is a good dividend play

And you can easily sell covered calls on it to generate extra revenues (even with little funds)

>>8835807
Weed stocks don't need any miracles. I've been trading them off and on ever since pretty boy Trudeau won the election running on pledge to legalize. It's a volatile sector and extreme pumping is as assured as extreme dumping, much the same as crypto. Whole thing can change direction on a dime with just a little bit of news. You're in for a treat when the senate passes the bill in June.

So /biz/,
TVIX or UVXY which is superior and why?

hello /smg/

do you guys know of any high dividend paying stocks? doesnt matter what market they're being traded on

i heard that oil & gas transport / logistics stocks tend to pay absurdly high dividends, well they used to

>>8836375

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>8836535
not yet unless you dont hand over those high dividend paying stocks

>>8836758
>Dividend yield
The dividend yield or dividend-price ratio of a share is the dividend per share, divided by the price per share. It is also a company's total annual dividend payments divided by its market capitalization, assuming the number of shares is constant. It is often expressed as a percentage.
Now go to finviz and seize their assets

>>8836235
I would go for Tesla in that case.

Share your worst picks anons.
Ive been getting wrecked for 2 weeks by Syrah. Graphite is a meme.

Ok
Who here gonna cut his losses at market open on his puts ?

>>8836375
What, Google doesn't work for you? High dividend stocks are one of the most popular advice columns written.

>>8836196
Not uk but eu; degiro. Their app isn't good if that's what you're looking for. Can't say much about pricing

Ready to moon boys?

>>8837354
ready boss

THE COCA COLA COMPANY JUST PAID ME 15 DOLLARS, LADS

I want to invest in a few things, mainly in AI, electric cars, self-driving cars, optical glass, fitness and the like which I think will be profitable in the long run. How would I go about finding the right companies to invest that work in these areas, what signs should I be looking for? And where would I actually get to buy into these companies?

I'm from Europe, more precisely Germany

>>8837655
Join TD Ameritrade, it's free to sign up and there's so much info for beginner's your head will spin.

>>8837703
don't do this unless you are already rich because otherwise commissions will make you bankrupt

>>8837703
>>8837724
This desu.
If you pick anything other than Robinhood, the platform is built for HODLing for months to overcome commissions

>>8837008
Not me. I held a call option on SPY overnight.
I sold around 1pm yesterday only to buy back on the cheaps at 3:45

Strap in boys, we're getting our 2nd scoop today.
C'MON BABY, 2 SCOOPS!

And just a few hours ago, a new article from People's Daily LUL"中国扩大开放新举措不适用于对别国发动贸易战的国家家" China's new measures to further open up the economy do not apply to country that has launched trade wars against other countries.

>>8837854
>ching chong chang chung

>>8837854
I can't read commie fried rice.

>>8837820
n-nice m8
I-in any case, I was merely hedging my portfolio with my SPY put
h-haha

>>8836375
OXLC

>watch china hustle
>wanna sell out and come back after the crash
>cant because id be taking a minor loss

Looks like im going down with the ship boys

All you degenerates remember that 15th April is a tax day and investors are selling to cover their capital gain tax.

>>8829729
I'm finalizing a script that notifies me of SEC filings.

Namely F4 (officers/directors investing in their company out of pocket) and 8K (companies filing important, negative info).

Any suggestions as to best utilize this? I'm waiting for Robinhood to get me options.

>>8837008
I was up about 100% on my SPY put, tried to sell right at close, didn't get the order in in time. God damnit

Morning all

Good morning!

It's SLV's turn

>>8838245
we lambo moon nao

my oil calls are ITM too. looks like ill have to wait for the zuckening for my vol and FB options to go in

That commie shit posts to calm the chinks, then turns around and kick America in the balls.

>>8838353
???

>>8838154
For me, the capital gains tax merely cut into how much I get back from the government.
I would think that institutional sellers or those who would have to pay tens of thousands are actually changing their positions over an expected event like tax day.

>>8838226
Sure. If they're selling, you could buy several month out puts.

First

>>8837832
>>8837832
Trump tweeting mueller drama and Zucker cuck in front of congress, if its not a red day then i give up

>>8838227
I bought this put as hedging
Even if it is worthless, the rest of my portfolio should be rising

Besides, Uncle Xit PingPong’s speech is nothing more than pure feel good and consensual chink false speech

So is this a gap and go, or is this going to shit at open because of the Stormy Daniels hush money, and incoming impeachment, or are the markets going to rally on the impeachment news, but sell off when Zuck cucks to congress. Then again, maybe Zuck's going to do something that makes his stock rally on his testimony. Can anybody help me with this one?

>>8838398
That's my intent with watching the 8k - shows things like bankrupsy, missed filings, accounting errors, mine shutdowns, etc.

I'm wagering if a single person pulls out on a F4, it could be too speculative. Maybe the mistress needs a new house or something. However, if they pony up money at market value, that's a better indicator.

Who else here /FB puts/?
So excited to watch this cuck being forced to pretend to be human for the next 2 days. I wonder how many people will be scared off and sell when they discover his true reptilian form.

>>8838516
Shit. Forgot my pic.

hey so i made us a backup board where we can put up and store/share videos and pdfs. trying to keep it low key and have it be a bunker in case we get raided and shit. but it can also come in handy for anons to stay in touch on the weekends, post ideas, talk stocks etc on the weekend when we would likely get shit on for having a thread up here when the market isnt even open.

but at the very least go check out the pdfs thread, and if you have any suggestions for books i should get, post em and ill try to find them for all of us.

certainly not trying to coerce people into not using /biz/ anymore, but seeing as this general has grown very large recently, its always handy to have a backup in the event we get seriously fucked with.

dont respond to this post, and ill delete the message in a few minutes. feel free to invite people, but NO COMMIES. thats the only rule

>>8838528
Now is it attaching?

>>8838467
Zuck will scary about technology and bring everyone down 100%

>>8838541
No. Sorry Gramps. Did you login?

so as a experiment i bought 500 uvxy and 500 tvix, seems tvix resets a bet daily but uyxy isnt too bad on the loss... is uvyx a better buy for the most part unless your a day trader?

>>8838516
theres no way he can pretend to be human for two days. watch the sweating. he always sweats like crazy when hes getting grilled on shit

>>8838488
The Trump investigation thing isn't going to go anywhere and markets know it. Only political thing that was driving down the market was trade war fears

>>8838555
Yes.

>>8838467
>>8838488
>>8838516
Just so you guys know, Zuck donates to the political campaigns of all the people who are about to question him. I expect it to be mostly softball questions. You still might see some selloff though because people are dumb and Zuck tends to sweat profusely under the spotlight. I'm hoping FB stock drops a lot though because I want a nice and low entry price.

>>8838580
thanks, seems that way. down 20 bucks on tvix and 6 on uvxy, well see how the day goes.

>>8838587
sell on the sweating. he does it to try and emulate human emotion, but he does it too much. his reptile glands overcompensate

>>8838587
You are correct, i remember reading like 80% of the corrupt officials questioning him have accepted money from him

>>8838605
well lets hope the remaining 20% are heavy hitters.

im still under the impression that they are throwing him under the bus. theres simply no way they would have done a sting on CA if the jig wasnt up for SOMEONE

>>8838529
are you teh profit ?

>>8838603
Expect a 5% drop once he unbuttons his jacket.

>>8838642
shhhhhh

>>8838660
you are a fagget :^)

>>8838672
hey i just wanna give people some books so we can all collectively be smarter an shiieeet

>>8838529
>have it be a bunker in case we get raided and shit
>its always handy to have a backup in the event we get seriously fucked with.

you're so stupid it hurts

>>8838627
He is going to start out with an apology and they are going to ask him how many people were affected and what he is going to do to ensure it never happens again. He'll tell them what new precautions they've put in place and promise to do better in the future. That'll be about the gist of it. He might get one curveball that's probably about it.

>tfw you miss out on the PTN bubble

>>8838723
sorry you feel that way lad. just wanted to have a place to collect books really. the fact its an imageboard is more or less irrelevant, but could come in handy either way. but like i said, its just handy that you can share pdfs on it. we couldnt do something like that here, even if we COULD embed pdfs, as we would just get slid

>>8838725
eh theres two whole days. im expecting something at the very least

Are you winning dad?

>>8838774
They're going to publicly crucify him and on the 3rd day FB will moon. Screen cap this.

>>8838801
No, son.

>>8838774
W/e damage the testifying might do will be erased by the weekend.

>>8838559
This shit is just so fucking funny.
I love grilling the fucking guy.

>>8838843
ill sell my puts by then for sure
>>8838845
i know. todays gonna rule

posting for anons who dont know. sell on the sweating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXrKKwHmPz4

>>8838015

This is truth.

IT'S SLV'S TURN

>>8838944
9.965 average here. The yield is out of control.

What the fuck is tanking hippie drink company?

>>8838587
Interesting perspective. FB is an absurd share of the market - I doubt any politician would want to tank it.

Besides, these are just excuses for politicians to get 5 minutes of camera time and get an autograph from a celebrity.

>>8838976
Apparently they added a fuckton of shares, they plan on using the proceeds for more working capital. Wonder if it's a good pickup again, they got that military contract.

NEW THREAD BOIS FOR MARKET OPEN

>>8838998
I expect maybe one person to give him a hard time just to be sure they're the one who gets replayed later in the news, but it'll be tame for the most part.

WTF IS WRONG WITH MARKET REEEE
>trumps lawyer gets investigated
>syria war looming
>china trade war

>>8839040
got one >>8839066

>>8839064
Xi cancelled the trade war last night.
None of the other shit ever mattered.

>>8839076
>none of that shit ever mattered
oh how little you truly understand goy