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>Wake up
>Check portfolio
>Take a massive shart over all of crypto

Ooohhh say can you see

>> No.8825904
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When visiting friends and family in the US I noticed that almost all the showers have a fixed shower head like pic related.
How to Americans clean their buttholes? Do they cup the water in their hands and splash it against the ass?

>> No.8825949
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When visiting friends in the US a few weeks ago I realized none of them celebrated Easter. Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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>>8825949
they eat huge amounts of chocolate every day anyway, they don't need a special occasion.

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>>8825904
you know the answer

>> No.8826117

>>8825904
we don't clean our buttholes. we collect the feces between our cheeks to show that we are proud of our shartmart heritage.

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>>8825815

>> No.8826137

>>8825949
We have thanksgiving instead, and celebrate it the American way

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>>8826137

>> No.8826180

>>8825904
Big if true. Some burger care to confirm/explain?

>> No.8826183

>>8825904
I spread my ass cheeks open and try to let the water run into my asshole. It's not that great.

Also only poor Americans have fixed shower heads, but the majority of us are poor, eternally enslaved to ZOG.

>> No.8826202

>>8825904
>>8826180
>>8826183
I don't know about most other Americans, but I have a detachable shower head I bought for $20.
Didn't strike me as a particularly big deal - It was the first one I saw at BB&B - I'm sure lots of others have them too.

>> No.8826385

>>8826202
Same here burgerbro. Handheld showerheads are commonplace here. OP is probably a jealous pajeet who has to bathe in the same river they throw dead bodies in to.

>> No.8826592

>>8826385
When I google image search “bathroom USA” I see a lot of non detachable shower heads.

>> No.8826629

>>8826592
Non-detachable showerheads definitely exist, but they are far from ubiquitous. Only place I can remember using a fixed shower head are cheap hotel rooms.

>> No.8826719

>>8826183
>I spread my ass cheeks open and try to let the water run into my asshole

I also do this and I put body wash on my hand and wipe my ass.

>> No.8826739

>>8825815
i did notice it was right at 8 am Mutt time

>> No.8826947

>>8826719
I do this as well

>> No.8827012

>>8826947
I thought everyone did

>> No.8827165

>>8826719
Who DOESN'T do this?

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>>8825815
By the dawns Early light....

>> No.8827401

>>8825904
Warm soapy water. You don't need your salad tossed by a shower head to be clean.

>> No.8827605

>>8826719
D-do you touch the sphincter? I prefer the detachable shower head because I can pressure wash the hole area without touching it.