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and what happens when you stop using it? this is like a manlet wearing heels

>>8823212
Its permanent, but it does take a long time to add inches

>>8823202
>Tfw born with BBC
>Have had to break up with women because sex is too painful for them

Reverse bath mate WHEN

you frogot
>fucks up your dick

>>8823273
>living the dream

>>8823284
This, I had a friend who would fuck with these things and he gave himself ED. Never going to touch one of these. I'm fine withy dick.

>>8823284
Lol no, only if your impatient

>>8823202
Jelq or BE jelqed, faggot.

>>8823334
Jelqs are my warmup, pussy.

>girth
why would you ever want a bigger girth
i have to order 64cm condoms over the internet because store brands only go up to 54-56 in order to protect the feelings of pencil dicked morons
(same goes in burgerland, before one of you freaks out because i can't be arsed to convert in inches)
shit ends up costing $1 per rubber even with boxes of 32
be happy with the cock ur mum gave you

>dick suddenly increases in size
>needs more blood when active
>get an erection
>blackout

>produce product that works
>appeals to a huge percentage of global population

The greatest business model on earth

>>8823413
niggers actually do this when they have a fight and a nigger is knocked out they'll jerk off the guy to prevent brain damage

>>8823377
64 cm? Thats like two feet KEK.

>>8823426
>witness fight
>try to help
>medical masturbation
>get knocked out

Wat do?

>>8823273
Not black, but bwc... my gf is so tight, we can only have sex like once a week because afterwards she is almost always bloody and it burns afterwards she says. the funny thing is she cums multiple times everytime though

>>8823484

It's true:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61egPvFeI5A

>>8823486
that's an STD my man

>>8823202
Are those the new Monster cans?

>>8823458
You don't have a two feet wide dick? pfff get the fuck off 4chan dicklet, we don't want people like you here

>>8823426
lol no they dont

>>8823377
69mm condom fag here, also have to order custom condoms over the internet.

>>8823458
He means mm you fuck. That's the condom width.

>>8823486
Dude I have a big cock too and let me tell you, that shit ain't normal. Your girl has an STD.

>>8823570
Yes they do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61egPvFeI5A

>>8823570
Watch
>>8823509

>>8823426

underrated

>>8823484
>Not getting knocked out for the free handy

>>8823202
are there any machines that make your dick smaller? My nickname in high school was tripod

>>8824281
Yeah
Smartphones

>>8824281
reddit

Virgin question
My slong is 133mm in circumference.
Does that mean I can't use normal sized condom?
I've never used one so

I always remember that kid getting caught with a penis pump on an episode of Cops. Fucking humiliating.

>>8823202
There's a pump on them now? I got a basic one like 5 years ago. It worked... maybe a 25% increase in girth and 10% length but was annoying af to routinely use it. Best part was looking at your dick in this thing when it was basically maxed out. Hulk cock.

>>8823202
What is this thing called? Asking for a friend.

>>8824781
Same

>>8824781
>>8825089
Bathmate, niggas. I suggest googling this shit so you dont fuck up your cocks before you try it out. Protip: warm up your dick and dont overdo it

>>8823202
I already have a big dick.

>>8823426
>niggers actually do this when they have a fight and a nigger is knocked out they'll jerk off the guy to prevent brain damage
they do it because they so fucking dumb they believed thier own bbc meme and 2 digit iq +half ass reading(reading niggers lol) a medical book does this to you.

Does this crap actually give permanent results? I get it that it temporarily increases the size, which might be fine for some.

>>8823426
You're just looking for an excuse to jerk off a black guy anon

>>8823202
What is it called? Bathmate or sizegenetics? Can I add an inch or more? And how long will it take?

psh been on this since like 5 years ago

>>8825505
permagains, any?

>>8824257
What the fuck man

And that guy seemed really eager about it too

>>8825505
Ditto. Got one last summer. Use it about 3 times a week.

Good gains!

It was a little unnerving getting used to it

>>8823509

Kek

>>8823589
This. I had several tight ones and they never bled except on our first times

>>8823202
Try the VLC tugger for an all day stretch system which is pretty comfortable. I think you need to be intact to use it though, or at least have some excess skin. The TLC tugger can be used for foreskin restoration.

>>8823273
this. only virgins think huge cocks are always a good thing

>>8825852
it's also harder (hur hur) to disguise an inappropriate erection.

>>8825852
he is larping you nigger.
>>8823486
you girls pussy is sick. you fucking an std wound

MUH DIK

>>8823202
dude I actually bought one of these years ago. It's 100% legit.

>>8824257
WHAT THE FUCK. I thought you were kidding. Niggers man...

>>8827613
Whih one did you buy?

Also, can someone post good newbie jelqing routine?

>>8823426
laughing out loud when you can't tell your buddies why because they'll call you a dick. I love you anon

>>8824257
>its real

>>8823202
>I never use my dick
>the times I did the size wasn't a problem
No thanks I don't have body dysmorphia like all of you retarded kids who grew up watching porn.

>tfw 5.5 inches

Who dicklet here

>>8824257
It's fucking real?
What the fuck, niggers?

>dick is around 19cm
>thick as an average banana
>touchless virgin

>>8827976

>tfw 5.5 inches
>tfw girlfriend told me she didnt have an opinion on its size
>tfw she seemed pretty genuine about it
>told me she wouldn't want it any bigger
>cheated on me

Not sure how to feel right now

>>8823273
>be me
>half Chinese
>half black
>muscular black genetics
>5 inches erect genetics
>see the disappointment in women when they pull down my pants

h-ha, at least I'm not you r-right?

>>8828055
It wasn't your dick m8 women have no impulse control.

>>8828155

she was real drunk, on vacation with a thot, gave a 40 year old dude a handjob, if I can confirm she didnt fuck him, do i give her another shot?


pic related, a true pure waifu, she just looked like her

>>8828176

I'm sorry bro but it's done (you can smash one last time)

I am content with my 7 inch penis

>>8823509
jesus fucking christ i thought you were memeing. these dindus are actually serious

>>8828176
just imagine her there having the time of her life, drunk, laughing, partying
and it gets to the point where shes literally jerking some other guy off
shes having a great time, his dick in her hands, you nowhere on her mind.

how can you live with that? she completely forgot about you, shes capable of that.
could you?

>>8828273

I think I was on her mind, i think she said she was upset at me at the time, gonna be finding out the gory details tonight, then telling her to gtfo my house

>>8828176
Depends what you value more: her or your self-respect. Also the pure waifu thing makes it even more painfully ironic, I hope you stop falling for halo effect retardation and associating a woman’s looks with her virtues.

>>8828303
>i think she said she was upset at me at the time

holy shit im so sorry
thats way worse honestly..
getting drunk and being a dumb bitch and cheating is one thing
but cheating out of spite is pure evil

how could anyone possibly make such a spiteful decision on temporary emotions?

>>8828322

never associated her looks with her virtues.

She was an anxious co-dependent neurotic mess who never left the house. I figured I had nothing to worry about.

The only silver lining here is apparently she hasn't been eating or sleeping and has been a complete mess, so hopefully she lost some weight.

>>8828303
>has his own house
Jesus christ dude don’t even worry about it, drop that bitch like a bad habit and try to enjoy yourself until the emotinal would heals.

>>8828356
It’s like Louis Cuck King said in one of his standup specials: “A guy will just cut your arm off, but a woman will shit inside your heart.”

>>8823426

>>8828176
>married in 2018, regardless of appearance

Good luck getting divorce raped, either be a player or get played

>>8828363
Dude whatever you know about her mental issues.. there’s so much more going on beneath the surface, you were playing with fire the whole time. Hope you find a good woman who isn’t mentally fucked anon.

>>8828303
make sure to start recording if she goes ham. Protect yourself from false accusations.

>>8827949
but girls watch porn too :(

>>8828303
>I think I was on her mind, i think she said she was upset at me at the time
Classic attempt trying to reverse her fuckup and put the blame on you. How could you ever allow such a manipulative whore control your thoughts or actions? Fuck her good and then ghost her, do not answer texts or pick up calls, she'll go insane, and that's what she deserves.

>>8828489
yeah sure

>>8828519
Reminds me of my dad’s favorite cat Bedros... RIP Bedros

i'm 6x5 but i have such cock dysmorphia (copious porn like another anon said) that it feels like a micropeen

>>8828588
Are you fat? losing weight helps a lot

>>8828602
This, I’m already pretty fit but I’ve been cutting even more and my dick is looking bigger already. Also trim your pubes and stop watching porn, you’ll feel like you have a good dick in no time.

>>8828602
nope pretty fit ackshully. the thing is i wish it weren't so curved. i could get another inch out of it if i could just flatten it out.

>tfw super comfortable and secure with my 5.5x6
feelsreallyfgoodman

>>8828639
Rolling pin therapy every other day, roll that shit flat, also use some bengay

>>8828176
Yeah. My gf of five years cheated on me last new years eve. I was home depressed and she was angry at me that i didnt want to party. So i waited her to come home, smoked and waited, smoked and waited, 24 hours later she comes home drunk as fuck and i kinda knew what was up. The waiting still haunts me, phone switched off, no idea where she is whatsoever.

So we broke off. For three months, i saw a therapist etc. After a month not seeing we had a kind of date and i understood that i still love her so after a while we got back together and everything has been even stronger before. Ofcourse the cheating still haunts me sometimes and i have serious anger outbursts once in a few months because that night still comes back at me. Shes a great person, also my best friend, its hard to understand but i havent met another like her. Shes not some slutty popular girl, if you think that. Her reasoning was, that she decided that night, that we are not together anymore because there was no progress in the relationship. Without me knowing ofcourse. That still upsets me ofcourse, and i have a feeling that for women, ending a relationship just like that, out or the blue is much easier. But i take my risks and im pretty happy at the moment. Sorry for the rant anon, finally had the change to let it out.

>>8828728
is icyhot and tabasco okay?

>>8828058
Fucking kek

>>8828735
cuck

>>8828735
i could never live with my gf cheating on me. I'm in a 4 year relationship but I'd dump that shit hard. Another guy fucked her while you were at home waiting for her. Goddamn

>>8828735
>That still upsets me ofcourse, and i have a feeling that for women, ending a relationship just like that, out or the blue is much easier.
It really is for most of them because 1) They’ve gotten used to doing it since adolescence 2) They know they’ve got the upper hand in the dating world as women are overvalued and men undervalued. I still don’t know how you can accept her reasoning, that’s total bullshit to me, you can’t just trample on someone else’s heart and decide randomly without a word that the relationship is over and it’s time to fuck someone else. I mean, you can, but that makes you a shitty person. I’m sorry that happened to you anon, it’s gut-wrenching to see someone with a forgiving heart get betrayed like that. Then again it’s usually the lamb in the slaughterhouse and not the wolf.

>>8828814
Yeah bro, tabasco will stimulate your circulation too, just tape up your peehole so it doesn’t burn like fuck

>>8828735
>cheating
>great person

you know what you should do.

>>8828855
Same, if she did it once she'll end up doing it again for pettier reasons, fuck disloyal hoes

>>8828859
Women have the upper hand in the dating world for their twenties. In the dating world, men appreciate in value as they age, assuming they keep their looks and social status up.

>>8823202

Jelqed for years, used Bathmate for about a year, along with various exercises worked in.

I was 7.75 BPEL, 8.25 at maximum erection right before cumming, before using. I am still exactly this after all these years. Girth also stayed at 5.75ish. However I have difficulty getting erect at times now, and need to pop bones pills to get full erections often. Would not recommend.

>>8828859
Well, i didnt accept her reasoning. I just gave her a change as it was one time in five years. Also what i left out, i slept around a lot in our first year, because in all my relationships i have been cheated on sooner or later. So it was like a counter-measure. But after that year she still stuck with me somehow and i understood that she might be worth keeping. So i stopped my trips after that. So i think also she kept it all in for years and that new years eve was the breaking point. Things are not always black and white anon.

>>8829001
y'all both sound ill-equipped for a functional relationship atm. shit's messy bro

>>8829046
Well, we are "normal" now. My whole point to that handjob-gf anon was that sometimes its worth to give another shot, that its not always so easy. That if you both really want, you can make it work. I know im the opposite of all the "just dump that hoe" posts, but just, think stuff trough.

>>8828923
Yeah that’s true, men need to play the long game but that’s not too hard as long as one exercises, gets educated/skilled and expands their personality.

>>8829001
Wow dude, seems like you tried to build a house on sand. If you had mentioned your cheating earlier I would’ve had a different view on this entirely, and I really feel like she was trying to settle the score once and for all.

Well I’ll say this, if you’re both able to get past eachother’s faults and commit to strengthening and developing your relationship then my best to you. Think of it as your mutual project, your child, relationships don’t feed themselves, nurture it. And learn from your mistakes.

>>8829046
I also agree with this, sounds like you both had a lot of problems of your own to resolve before getting into a relationship but seriously, good luck.

>>8823202
recommended

watch this vid for example of results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oHoH-8ZcY

>>8829001
yeah you deserved it

>>8829106
what the fuck

>>8829103
Only on 4chan are people discussing serious relationship questions in penis-pump thread.

Also thanks anon, that is one of the most sense making posts i have read here in years.

>>8823202
This gives you erectile dysfunction!!
Don't do it!!

i couldnt imagine using this fucking thing.

you have to use it every day and you gain waht? 10% size which vanishes if you stop.

unless ur dick is like 4 inch why bother

>>8829094
that's fair. i'm not exactly a picture perfect significant other either, so i'm not gonna judge. but i will say that the second i got that gut feeling about a girl being shady, i ended things peacefully. within a week she wanted to get back together and said she "loved" me and i fell for it. she cheated on me, i ghosted her, and i still get a text from her every now and then about how "awful" she feels, about how much she "cares" for me. i ghost those too.

>>8829223
Well, with these things, it really takes years to know if she is the kind of person who means those words or not. In this case probably not.

>>8828058
lmfao

>>8823273
>tfw endowed with average 7 inch black cock

>>8829171
>Only on 4chan are people discussing serious relationship questions in penis-pump thread.
The irony is not lost on me, I feel like giggling every time I see the OP
>Also thanks anon, that is one of the most sense making posts i have read here in years.
You’re welcome man, I’m glad I could help in some way.

>>8828735
spineless

>>8824403
no that is only slightly above average. they are talking about width, not circumference.

Do you guys think taking Cialis and edging would increase size over time?