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Anyone here have any experience buying a mail order bride?

I only have around $10k left but everything is too volatile right now so I want to pull out of all my bags.

>> No.8810564

>>8810457
you realise they literally never end well, right?
like, you'll get married, she'll get her green card, then divorce you and take half your shit.
and if you never get married she will drug you and steal a kidney
it literally never ends well... are you memeing?

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>>8810564
>you realise they literally never end well, right?
That's because nobody ever does it the right way. You have to get a super poor girl from a shitty country who loves her family. I'm talking about starving and living in a hut poor. Pay her family a small amount monthly. It's nothing to you, but life changing for them. Take her, but don't bring her to a first world country. Take her and go live in another shitty country where she can't speak the language, but make sure it caters to tourists so that you can still live a good and relatively safe life. Don't marry her and make sure the country isn't the type to give her anything if you separate. This gives you all the leverage. If she ever tries to leave you her family will pressure her to stay because they don't want the payments to stop an they go back to eating dirt. Also she knows that if she did leave you then she would be stuck in a poor country where she doesn't speak the language, with no money, no education, and no way to get home.

>> No.8811037

>>8810809

What are some countries that would give a visa to both whitey and other asians?

>> No.8811448

>>8811037
Go get a girl from Southeast Asia and take her to Ecuador.

>> No.8811496

>>8810809
this seems like it would work

>> No.8811570

>>8811496
I know it does because I've done it. You would be surprised how cheap and easy it is especially if you have a passive income.

>> No.8811589

>>8810809
>get arrested for kid napping and human trafficking

Sometimes morality can prevent you from making bad decisions

>> No.8811595

>>8810809
Jesus fuck anon lol

>> No.8811608

>>8810457
>buy high, sell low and spend everything on a depreciating asset
Ah, the true /biz/ way.
>>8810564
Marriages to mail order brides are less likely to end in divorce than other marriages in the US.

>> No.8811607

>mail order bride
Do they come with a 14 day return policy?

>> No.8811624

>>8811570
From where to where? Tell us more

>> No.8811690

>>8810457
Have you considered learning to talk to girls? They outnumber dudes, there's no excuse for paying for pussy.

>> No.8811744

>>8811624
Oh saw your other post said you took SEA girl to Ecuador? From where in SEA did you find her? How old and how much do you pay?

>> No.8811758

>>8811589
Learn the law, it's not trafficking if she goes willingly and you don't pimp her out or steal her organs.

>> No.8811813

>>8810809
bahahah, what are we becoming /biz/?

>> No.8811855

>>8810809
the most /devilish/ post I've read on biz

>> No.8811978

>>8811690
I can't
I don't have any normie hobbies and any time I bring up Crypto or vidya they get dryer then the Sahara

>> No.8812024
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God I didn't know you guys were this pathetic. Moving a girl from SEA to Equador just for sex.

>> No.8812037

>>8810809
This might be the best scheme I ever seent on 4chan. Thank you senpai

>> No.8812041

>>8811744
I won't go into too many details. I had a Southeast Asian neighbor lady that I purposely became friendly with. She eventually asked me why I don't have a girl and I told her I want to but I can't find a nice one here in America because they're all spoiled. I asked if she knew anyone back home and even offered her compensation. One thing lead to another and eventually I made my way to Asia and met with a girl and her family and made it clear I would take care of them. You can live very comfortably in Ecuador for as little as $1,500 a month and just send her family a few hundred a month. I have enough passive income from my dividend focused stocks and rental property that it allowed me to live like a king in Ecuador.

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>>8812024
>Moving a girl from SEA to Equador just for sex.
>just for sex

>> No.8812089

>>8812024

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, BEAN-J

>> No.8812090

>>8812041
Haha, awesome. How do you deal with visas, ecuador only allows 90days every year visa-free?

>> No.8812108

>>8812063
>moving countries
>intentionally pick Equador so your girl has can't leave you
>pay to her family every month to keep her tied
Pretty sure you did all that not because you love her.

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>>8810809
this could work

>> No.8812165

>>8812041
jesus dude.. I reading this and I am serioulsy rethinking the 10 years I've been married.
Is it too late? Can someone in their late 30's still do this?

>> No.8812201

>>8812090
Take your girl on a quick trip to Columbia every three months, it resets your visa for Ecuador.

>> No.8812248

>>8812165
>Can someone in their late 30's still do this?
That's actually the prime age to do it. Her and her family are more likely to trust someone a bit older because it makes you more stable and reliable in their eyes. They don't have the same hang up on age like Westerners do.

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>>8810809
end you end up living with a women who unconciously hates every single bit of you and wishes you were dead, but conciously aware that it would result in an even shittier life of her, because you set things up that way

does that REALLY sound comfy to you? does this scenario really fill you with satisfaction? if women are THAT repulsed by you, that they flee the first chance they get, you are probably just not supposed to be with them?

there is something that will make you feel a lot more fulfilled than that shit. find what it is instead.

>> No.8812287

>>8810809
>You have to get a super poor girl from a shitty country who loves her family. I'm talking about starving and living in a hut poor.
Sounds like Africa.
No thanks, I'll take getting dumped instead.

>> No.8812294

>>8810809
Bullish psychopathy

>> No.8812334

>>8810809
nice, just bought plane ticket to brazil.

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>>8812253
>end you end up living with a women who unconciously hates every single bit of you and wishes you were dead, but conciously aware that it would result in an even shittier life of her, because you set things up that way
That is my fetish.

>> No.8812372

>>8812287
>Sounds like Africa
Southeast Asia and South America work just fine.
>No thanks, I'll take getting dumped instead.
Enjoy your alimony.

>> No.8812386

>>8812346
Kek, Lex Luthor had old 80s comic where he this to women

>> No.8812412

>>8812346
well, if you truly feel like it's what you should do, go for it. in the end you might actually make some things better.

but i heavily doubt you can honestly wish for this. this isn't a natural human crave. this reeks of some disorted mind and if you actually went through what you want to achieve in the future, while not ignoring what happened in your past, this would not feel right to you.

>> No.8812446

>>8812412
I've already done it friend and it's amazing. I fully embraced the dark side and there's no going back.

>> No.8812459

>>8810809
I love you anon.

You will do great things in your life.

>> No.8812489

>>8812372
>Enjoy your alimony.
I'll enjoy it a helluva lot more than you'll enjoy that African.

>> No.8812541

>>8812489
You seem obsessed with blacks. You should realize that there are a lot of poor countries of every race including white. You're free to choose any and yet you seem focused on Africa, odd.

>> No.8812554

>>8812459
Same to you, friend.

>> No.8812612

>>8812346
How do you treat the girl btw? Can you even speak any common language?

>> No.8812614

>>8812386
Great minds think alike.

>> No.8812682

>>8812612
>How do you treat the girl btw?
However you want, it's not like she has much choice.
>Can you even speak any common language?
This obviously varies on a case by case basis, but you would be surprised the rate at which someone can learn another language when they have to.

>> No.8812699

>>8812541
South America is alright, Southeast Asia meh, that would be my backup plan.
STOP.

>> No.8812701

>>8810809
this guy mail order brides

>> No.8812803

>>8812108
>Pretty sure you did all that not because you love her
Who said anything about love. I couldn't legally buy another person so this was the next best thing.

>> No.8812885

>>8812682
>However you want, it's not like she has much choice
kek
what would you say are the best countries for this? thailand and philippines maybe

>> No.8812961

I get bored of the same pussy after a couple weeks. I couldnt imagine purposefully buying one to have for years.

>> No.8812996

>>8812885
Those are good, there are a lot. Poor countries are easy to find.

>> No.8813043

>>8812996
But I would want a good looking woman.

>> No.8813130

>>8813043
You can take your chances with an Eastern European woman, that could work, but I've never tried it.

>> No.8813179

>>8813130
>You can take your chances with an Eastern European woman
Now we're talkin!

>> No.8813251

Serious here guys

How much does the whole process cost?
And do I basically just get to pick any one of them?
Or is it basically like dating where you get to know them and find someone, but a lot of them will just take anything because its a golden opportunity for them

>> No.8814056

>>8813251
It just depends on how you go about it. There are dating sites specifically for it and people who offer matchmaking where they take you and a few other guys to meet about a dozen women with a translator and see if any of you hit off. It's fairly inexpensive, the travel will cost you more than anything.

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>>8812253
STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

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>>8810809
damn

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>>8812803
I fucking love 4chan

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>>8812346
fucking kek

>> No.8815862

>>8812253
this sounds better than the average marriage

>> No.8815898

>>8812412
this is literally what marriage has been about for the entire history of humanity until the west started glamorizing it and turning it about "love". Marriage has always been a business deal betweeen a man and the parents of a girl.

>> No.8815924

>>8810457
A guy my brother went to college with bought a mail order Russian bride. Bitch took him for every penny she could, made him move her parents and siblings over, and made his life living hell for years. Luckily they didn't have kids, even though she pushed hard in the beginning.

They teach these women how to fuck over lonely American and EU men like this, especially in Asia.

There is no difference between a mail order bride and a prostitute, other than the cost, and the mail order whore moves in and never leaves.

>> No.8815944

>>8810809
If she's on one of those sites, she's being coached on how to fuck you over.

The only way to make this work is to go to the country yourself, and do the legwork yourself. You'll still probably get fucked over once she moves to your country and your hen relatives and freind's teach her "You get half!"

>> No.8816056

>>8810809
U say u've done this already. May I ask: how many times?
How many women have you fucked up this way

>> No.8816690

>>8815944
I didn't go through a site, I went through an expat from that country, I explain that in another post. You're right about them trying to fuck you over though. That's why I said you don't take them to a first world country. Never take them somewhere they can receive help if they bail on you. Never actually marry them. Mine kept bugging to get married so I paid some local beaner to pretend he was a priest and marry us, it's not like she understood a lot of spanish anyways.

>> No.8816857

I'm from Eastern Europe and I know one cunt who got into US with sole purpose of draining the funds. In not kidding you, her first husband "offed himself" second turned drug junkie. Second girl I know was 9/10 who was run cock trains on house parties. I'd estimate her count in 30s. She somehow convinced rich good boy to marry her after 6 months. He doesnt know and will never know those decades of cocks and gallons of cum.
We do have conservative virgins here. But those who you order are the most vile roasties.

>> No.8816896

>>8816056
Just one, I took my stuff and flew back to America while she was aslep. I've been back in America for years now, but I'm getting the itch again. I'm thinking of flipping the script and getting a South American girl and taking her to Asia this time.

>> No.8816905

>>8816690
lol nice larp

>> No.8816948

>>8816857
Why aren't you making money arranging marriages?

>> No.8817026

>>8816948
How much can I pull?
Risk of business is getting lynched by grill's family or getting Interpol on my ass if anything happens. Gypsies are cheap though and their parents sell them for 500€ and don't give after.

>> No.8817040

>>8816905
Believe what you want, idc. But it amazes me that sheltered people like you can be so naive to what a poor person would do for money, especially when even places like America have blacks murdering people for chump change. Stay in your bubble, kid.

>> No.8817168

>>8817026
You can make a good amount of money, it just depends. You need to get the word out in your country through ads or w/e that you're helping women find wealthy western husbands. Be professional as possible. Take nice pictures of them and a short bio, likes/dislikes what they're looking for and then make a website where westerners can contact you if they're interested in getting to know them. They'll pay you to help set them up. There is more to it, but that's the gist.

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>>8810809
Damn, that's pretty /devilish/

>> No.8817265

>>8816896
Did she even get back to her family or ended stranded with spics?

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>>8810809
you=her

>> No.8817280

>>8817026
>>8817168
You can make it as simple as any other dating site if you want, you're only charging the men though obviously. The more services you offer then the more you can make. Like if you help with the paper work and all that or visits, especially if there is any translating that is needed. I don't know which country you're from and if they speak english or not. Eastern Europe girls go for more than asian or latin though so you're in luck.

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>>8810809
what the fuck anon

>> No.8817293

Who the semon demon

>> No.8817303

>>8817265
Don't know, don't care.

>> No.8817380

>>8817303
Post pics of her

>> No.8817398

Does she really have milkers like this? Damn, she was hot as fuck.

>> No.8817612

>>8817380
Maybe I will, I have to search through my email though because I'm a phonefag right now. I can't post anything good though because this is a blueboard.

>> No.8817667

>>8816690
>GOD TIER MOVE

>> No.8817899

>>8810809
>This gives you all the leverage.

Like, a prison guard has leverage over an inmate

People that dream of this kind of life puzzle me. Like, what kind of person becomes a prison guard? It must really suck to be you

>> No.8817911

>>8815924
>They teach these women how to fuck over lonely American and EU men

Its not just lonely. I'm lonely. These guys are stupid, too.

>> No.8817979

>>8817398
Yeah she tried really hard to hide them though because she was a good girl. Literally would've been wife tier if not for the whole crazy vegan thing.

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>>8817899
>Like, a prison guard has leverage over an inmate
False equivalency. A prisoner can't escape or they will be physically harmed, possibly even killed. She was free to leave or do w/e she wanted. Her and her family would have to go back to being poor though. Her only punishment would be going back to the life she had before she met me.
>>8817380
Here:

>> No.8818229

>>8810564
It's because these sappy fags don't do it right.

If I had to marry a communist FSU whore, I'd find a few Russian mobsters who'd organize a hit on her entire familia if this cunt ever tried to take my shit or leave me.

>> No.8818391

Just get an older ykrainian girl, even if you are a failure they will marry you.

>> No.8818845

>>8817911
>These guys are stupid, too.
True, but the same can be said for any western man who gets married. Odds are the marriage will end in divorce and she gets the car, house and alimony. My way of doing things is unorthodox, but at least it removes the possibility of financial ruin.