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No pissjugs, but I had a spit bottle that I actually drank out of one night

>>8805568
does anyone else use there foreskin to seal the entrance of the bottle/jug?
its comfy for bottles where you cant fit the penis inside of

>>8805581
>>8805589
Stop fren

>>8805581
I did that with a glass like a week ago.

what the fuck is going on here

>>8805581
>actually drank
i hope you meant to say accidentally drank

maybe a bit /devilish/ but how do you juggers dispose of them? ive been putting them into the regular trash bin every month or so

>>8805632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GHQ146jcHc

>>8805632
I did this once and loosened the caps but stood them upright in the bin to be collected. I didn't mean to.

>>8805632
Ok this reminds me I have this giant flesh ass toy that I bought a couple years back that I need to get rid of but I don't know how.

Do I just throw this giant rubbery ass in my trash? Do I bury it? I was thinking about just throwing it in the desert and calling it a day.

>>8805631
Yes I did, but only realized my mistake after I clicked post

>>8805654
if you live in a fancy place you might have a separate bin for plastics, or just burnables i'd think
i put everything into burnable trash, even the piss
>>8805650
nice i might try this next time

>>8805568
>mexers have an edge by employing a pissjug, thus maximising screen time.

No piss juggers BTFO

>was going to post a few nights ago about my piss jug
>decided not to be a cretin
>fellow cretin posts thread today
>feel vindicated in owning a piss jug
>well not own but use empty bottles
>fill a 1 litre bottle up in 3 hours
>trade like a champ
>rarely move, only to piss and pack the vape
>king of the castle, king of the castle, look at me, look at me, I have a piss jug

>>8805568
what kind of brain damage and emotional trauma could possibly cause such savage and degenerate behavior

>>8805568
>he doesn't just carry his laptop to the toilet to trade while pissing
never gonna make it

>>8807185
having no friends or gf does wonders at breaking you down mentally

desu, if i had someone that appreciated my existence, i would take better care of myself, but if the world is against, i dont care about catering to their standards

>>8807214
>he doesn't have a desktop - TV - wireless keyboard setup.
Its like you don't wan't to watch 60 inch vaginas.

>>8807270
>watch 60 inch vaginas
to be brutally honest, I really don't, they feel good but they look gross

>>8807297
>look gross
explains your soyboy nature, afraid to piss in bottles.

My parents buy these 48 packs of water bottles and I'll go through like 5-6 or day. Then when I need to pee I just fill em right back up and throw them in my trash. Super convienent.
Though I live in constant fear that one trash day I'll be walking down the stairs with a full trash bag and it'll rip and sling the bottles everywhere, outing me as a degenerate.

>>8805568
>doesn't do poop-sock
not gonna make it mexibro

>>8805654
>set oven to warm
>melt the damn thing

>>8805654
why though? sounds hilarious.
i'd keep it on a fucking display next to my poop-socks and waz-bottles

>>8805568
you can save money and food costs by drinking it too, you dont have to get water and also there are minerals in it so you can eat cheaper less nutrient dense foods

>>8807236
I'd prob be a pissjugger if I didn't have one e-friend.

How is it possible to reach a point in your life where walking a few feet to a toilet to take a piss ks simply too much for you to bear?

what the fuck is going on here

>>8808383
exactly what i was thinking

>>8808383
yeah these guys are fucking grease. Never in my life would I piss in a bottle out of laziness and not need.

One days worth

>>8809966
why is it so yellow?

>>8810011
First piss of the day was yellow so it just tainted the rest, I drink a gallon a day

this is sad

i used to play online (tournament) poker for a living many years ago. another poker bro informed me that the large mouth gatorade bottles work best. i tried it and can confirm. tho, really, if we're talking piss bottles, you should ask >>>/r9k/ as they're the experts.

>>8805654

where did you get it how much do you pay and why dont you want it anymore

moron these are the important questions

>>8807815
Please be bait.

>>8810481
yep..the literal state of white boys