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>2075
>one of the few mornings that were preceded by actual sleep
>go to my kitchen in my mansion
>AutoChef prepares me a lovely breakfast
>smoked salmon and cream cheese on toast, Fage with strawberries and a black coffee
>get dressed and sit on my porch
>light a smoke
>my son and grandkids pull into driveway
>my grandkids jump out and sprint over to me, hugging me and nearly knocking me over in the process
>"Grandpa, Are you gonna tell us stories about all the crazy stuff that happened in the teens and 20's"?
>my grip on my cigarette tightens as I wince from the memories
>Sure kids, what do you want to know about?
>"Tell us about how the bankers were stopped"

>> No.8804606

>>8804587
>Well, It's a bit complicated kids...
>My mind races and my vision goes blurry for a moment as memories come flooding back to me
>It all started with a few guys, Satoshi, Vitalik and Sergei.
>They created the 3 biggest cryptocurrencies we know and use today
>The details aren't important, what's important is what they did.
>These men created a way for people to save money without having to trust a banker
>As you know, the bankers were very crooked
>They allowed us to be responsible for our own money
>but a lot of people didn't like that
>clear my throat and pause as I remember the Boggening
>the great dump of 2022 and the great pump of 2024
>the bombs in times square
>Tokyo, Pyongyang, Moscow and London all getting glassed
>the bloodshed
>the fighting
>I cannot bring myself to continue remembering
>I sit on the porch of my estate, bathed in the morning sun staring into space as a tear rolls down my cheek
>"Hey, kids why don't you go inside with your mother for now, we can talk about it more later on" My son says as he sits next to me
>I hug my son
>remembering the millions of lives snuffed out
>the destruction
>I cry in his arms and he tells me it's going to be alright, that the war ended decades ago
>I know, but I cannot forget my friends

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OP, Why?..

>> No.8804704

>>8804587
>>8804606
>crying in front of your son like a bitch
For shame

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>>8804587
>>8804606

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>>8804606
>sergei
>not sergey

SELLLLLL

>> No.8804739

>>8804587
Faggot

>> No.8804820

>>8804704
A man cannot prepare his son for the pain and trials life will bring, but he can show him the damage they have caused.

>> No.8804849

>>8804587
Pretty good op. It's 5am and im almost asleep but had to stop and phonepost that i enjoyed the read

>> No.8804859

>2075
>still smoking
lmao

>> No.8804896

>>8804859
I mostly vape but I still keep a pack around because I'm a filthy shit addict. it's usually after breakfast and dinner
>jesus christ I would be almost 80 though

>> No.8804937

>>8804587
lol
>best of 4chan

>> No.8804968

>salmon for breakfast
>Sergei
dunno which one of the two is more of an immersion breaker, but there you have it

>> No.8805038

>>8804896
there is no way smoking will still be allowed in 2075

>> No.8805348

>>8805038
Vaping as well, considering the direction eveything is going with nicotine liquid regulatives and whatnot.
I'm probably going to stock up with barrels of VG and nicotine at that point though

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>> No.8805891

>>8804968
>He's never had a Salmon cream cheese green onion omelete
Stay poor fatso

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>>8804606