/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Bogs and Sminem are arch enemies who use their untold Illuminati millions to decide the fate of the crypto market.

While the Bogs try to integrate Bitcoin with the largest banks of the world and make it the new IMF reserve currency, Sminem tries to use his money and influence to keep Bitcoin a currency of the people that will never be corrupted by the globalists.

But then a hence unkown super villain named Carlos Matos tries to destroy crypto alltogether, so the Bogs and Sminem enter an alliance of convenience to stop him. In the process, they discover the humanity in each other as the personal background stories for their motivations are revealed as the narrative unfolds.

The story also unravels from the perspective of the clueless NEET crypto trader Wojak of gets justed at every new turn of the plot.

>>8796402
Like the living the dream strip but with a larp as someone successful/rich/important panel

>>8796402

Pretty much Kaiji but it's crypto instead of the gambles in the show. Charcters include wojak, bog, seminem and much more of course.

>>8796402
Boggs try to kill Wojack with big red dildos, but SMINEM always saves the day.

>>8797501
The only proper answer.

Sminem has to be a happy go lucky retard who influences the market simply by pure coincidence; for example, he drops a school notebook where he mistranslates some russian into "The center lies current see chains the world," when a strolling Bogg notices him do it and picks the note up and reads "Decentralized currency change the world." From there he initiates he destruction of the Bitcoin market thinking he picked up a Soros secret message. Enter Soros, after he learns that some Bogg twins are trying to steal his fortune, he investigates and finds out about Sminem, then he adopts him and grooms him for a life as a ruthless investor. Sminem is our only chance to beat the Boggs but he's too stupid to do anything intentionally, yet somehow mistakenly saves the day.

>>8796402
>Anon buys high
>anon sells low
>AAAAAAAA
>repeat

>>8796402
Subplot with the Bogs: Marissa Mayer is newly hired exec Senior VP of HR she is cracking down on employees web history checking crypto prices and memes. Every wagie she fires she replaces with a brilliant female recent grad. Some of them work a whole 4 years before taking maternity leave and marrying lucky cuck gen Z "professional traders". Submit to female power #heartwarming story.

>>8796558
Sounds like a nice idea, too bad no-one will ever make this.

>>8796402
ed, edd, and eddy

>>8796402
>3 friends
>one neet thinks he can make a bank with gpus but fails miserably
>one ugly permavirgin lose it all on shitcoins like bitconnect, fun, zcl, pow3d
>3rd one got in in 2016, he bought eth and got lucky, now a millionare and he acts like he is some kind of 150iq miracle investor altough he failed elementary school. he is also fat and jewish so he is not sharing his fortune
>other 2 becomes envy lil shit
>they gang up on the douche fat jewish guy kill him and steal his money
>ugly permavirgin has a mental breakdown and becomes a transvestite
>neet spends it all on cocaine and hoes and murrmurrs something about life as an ending scene.
>his name is oscar

movie writing is so izi

>>8798507
> they kill the jew
OY VEY! Good luck getting funding for this anti-semite movie, goy.

>>8798544
ok lets make the jewish character somewhat likeable, depressed and relatable and at the end no one can handle the remorse and they end up broken and learn to value life or something. this movie got everything. drama, action, tranvestites, mental illness, drugs. likeable jewish guy who gets rekt and at the end life serves justice.

booom oscar.

rob schneider rapes one of them for extra drama and gigs.

so what would happen if someone tried using wojak in a cartoon? Does anyone know the creator? I would imagine if you used the likeness someone would have to dispute it right? What if it comes out that (((soros))) funded the creation of wojak and he would have to come out and dispute it which in turn would expose him for manipulating a market.
Or its just some autist that no one would believe anyway

>>8796402
>>8796558
Where the fuck is Sergey in all of this?