/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8775143
first holy shit my moms gonna be so proud

>>8775143
Market Pupper, Give me gains!

>>8775152
My first OP how did I do

>>8775163
ur late

ive been sitting here for hours waiting for one to appear

>>8775163
Amerimutts are not up yet.
So pretty bad overall...

>futures are rallying

What kind of black magic is this?

>>8775174
dunno why, i always get up at this time to trade.

this is the best time to get a nice long look at the charts. and check how the rest of the world did

>>8775188
its early. thinly traded futures can be deceiving.

though to be honest, i dont think today will be ugly until after the FED meeting starts. in fact im expecting a run until then. does anyone know what the planned time for the FEDshit is?

>>8775171
I expected the last one not to die desu

Please gib money for AMRS to repay its debts

>>8775270
and i expected asia to not be a bunch of faggots and short silver down while i was asleep, but here we are. fucking cunts made my options go ITM for only the few hours that i cant trade them.

or was that you europoors that shorted it? whatever, i have the american boomers and lolbergs at my back. they will hopelessly buy silver to try and retain whatever wealth they have

I'm bearish on the dollar longterm with all the tariff news. UDN is a bearish dollar etf to look at. Possible hold for 6 to 15 months, roughly 3-4 financial quarters

>>8775369
I am getting JUST'ed everyday by :
- my CAR-T biotech stocks
- my short position in USDJPY

I think I gonna just put my money in dividend stocsk and sell covered calls on them like a good old boomer goy.

>>8775411
i think the USDJPY short position will be good for the longterm. it'll be a while, but the dollar is in this weird tight zone around 90, following the DXY on tradingview. hoping it finally breaks out
im taking money out of most stocks for now. cash for now and hopefully bonds in the coming years as interest rates rise

>>8775369
do you know of a good ETN that tracks the USD that has a liquid options market? im thinking of doing a similar thing but with a LEAP contract.

currencies swing (percentage wise) is usually pretty small, so i feel its more advantageous to trade a derivative on it, so that then i can atleast get some leverage on it

>>8775449
I am aiming for the 100 level before covering (the short is not a forex position, it is just USD cash converted to JPY)
My favorite fund manager said the fundamental level should be 83, but I won't wait for that level

I am thinking buying high divvy REIT stocks; hold them and selling covered calls against them. What could possibly go wrong ?

>>8775411
SRC just got good news earlier this week. wait for it to pullback a little and hop in. its got 9.7% div

im literally doing exactly what you just posted, writing covered calls against it. seems like having some low risk, low return stuff to offset the rest of my trading is a good idea. just because im a boomer with half my portfolio, doesnt mean i cant take on some risk with the rest of my cash

>>8775496
don't know of any etn. I'd just look at separate dollar indices to confirm
>>8775500
it'd be a long way to 100. i don't think there will be much pullback from tariff wars and with others being affected by the US-China fight, the landscape is going to be fun

Good morning! More snow today, I want out

>>8775218
"Away from trade, Friday should see the release of monthly U.S. jobs data, which are slated to be released at 8:30 a.m. Eastern Time, and are expected to reflect a slowdown in the pace of jobs growth, which has run somewhat hot in the first three months of 2018.

Also on deck are comments from Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, who is set to speak to the Economic Club of Chicago at 1:30 p.m. Later, San Francisco Fed President John Williams is scheduled to give a speech in Santa Rosa, Calif., at 4 p.m."

There's blood in the water. Could be bad. Best case scenario the market open and eats up yesterday's gains, the job report isn't as bad as some think, and Powell doesn't drop any bombs.

So...long day today.

>>8775500
>What could possibly go wrong ?
you could get your stock called away if you are ITM in the days leading up to ex div day. if that happens, youll get called away at a lower price, AND miss the div.

>>8775500
UUP ?

>>8775532
I am an europenistani and my thrid world broker doesn't offer options on SRC
I am doing my DD on OHI. Besides, I think I will end up being their tenant in the future.

>>8775188
nvm lol

>>8775544
>it'd be a long way to 100
Yes
But it is just my USD cash pile that got exchanged into JPY. So it is a LT play anyway.

>>8775555
So the worst case scenario, in a buy and hold approach, would be to have my stocks called away at a price (normally) superior the average cost ?
So the risk would be less profit.

I woud rather less profit over pure losses.

>>8775556
heres some more too, i had a whole list
>NRZ 11.93%div
>MITT 10.93%
>GOOD 8.61%
>ERR 7.78%
etc
i was just focusing on SRC for now to get my timing down and i needed something cheap that i could buy a couple lots of. look some of those guys up and let me know what you think of em. havent had much time to look into most of em. just had em circled cuz of high divs

>>8775598
thats the idea at least. i write ITM options sometimes too, so sometimes its more complicated

>>8775553
didnt see you posted this. thanks anon. im glad my main bet for today is a call on silver then.

>>8775643
SILVER BOYS

>>8775610
Thanks m8

Yeah, sometimes, if you feel the timing is right (eg FED shitpost, Emperor Trump rustling jimmies) doing ITM calls can be more profitable.

>>8775643
>>8775649
There is a nice ressource website for PM fags specializing in silver :
http:// www.silverdaddies.com

>>8775649
the goddamn slants shorted us while we were asleep. i was ITM for the whole time that i could do nothing about it. itll come, i have faith in powells ability to crash everything

>>8775663
kek
they seem like such nice guys. this is why i like investing in silver. i know im in good company

>>8775680
Support was 15.25 anyway, I'm not worried at all

Dow +100 by the end of friday

>>8775610
I just realized I can option BGFV !!!!
I can now live the full /smg/ meme dream

>>8775716
only excitement flowing through these veins. honestly might just buy up some more now that i got some extra cash.

>>8775726
maybe. the last couple FED shitposts, the buy algos get kicked on (2pm ish the last couple times) just after the meeting ends, and then they sucker everyone in, and by 3pm they switch off the buy algos, and summon the boggs. lets see if we get the same pattern. i was almost shocked that they ran the same scam twice in a row, but maybe it literally is just a bunch of robots.

>>8775783
might get a few more of those 7.50s

>>8775800
I think I gonna sell a covered put
And once I get the shares, beginning selling covered calls against it

>>8775800
-100 at open
+100 at close

I would have said +300/400 but It's a friday

>They fell for the bull trap, sir.
>Have Trump say something stupeed.
>Yes sir. Right away.

Morning all

alright boys whats the plan today

I want a crash and everyone to lose money expect me lol and be the king of the world Ama

>>8775887
Be the guy in the house

What are some good books/courses for fundamental analysis?

>>8775887
straddle on volatility leading up to FED shtipost. calls on silver. maybe a put out on one of the indexes.

>>8775897
>I want a crash and everyone to lose money expect me lol and be the king of the world
sounds like what you need is a blog

>>8775887
Same plan as everyday. Lose money

>>8775916
seconding this
books preferably. im working on setting up /smg/ a kind of library that we can use to help anons get smart (sans spoonfeeding them)

>>8775916
I just google shit my man. Try investopedia

>>8775887
buy INCY
Sell during the short squeeze on monday or tuesday

>>8775163
>using tumblr dogs meeem in current year
Top nonwhite!

First

>>8775916
I’ve been enjoying Jessie Livermore’s book. Not to sure about his analytical method but the general tips he gives are great.

>China appreciates CNY
>US ends trade war
Win-win

>>8775143
>/smg/ official hedge fund:
>https://autismincorporated.org/
What is this gay shit

>>8775992
thats our hedgefund faggot. wanna fight about it?

>>8775992
stfu
We have been outperforming SPY and Buffett-sama for weeks

>tfw meme degree and forever stuck in the restaurant industry

Meme of the day to lift my spirits /smg/?

>>8775992
Its a circle jerk for tripniggers. Put on a trip and join the fun!

Get in on financials over the next 2 weeks and enjoy the ride

the early bird gets the worm

Wtf is this indecision candle?

>>8776032
>He doesn't wake up at 4
Never gonna make it

>>8776020
now youve done it

Anyone know a good UK broker? Shame Robin Hood isn't coming here, looks good.

What would you guys think of investing in a Cambodian integrated resort operator ?

redpill me on Nike
I thought they just make Negro shoes but aparently they are one of top performers of the dow

>>8775610
NRZ is a great play right now. Glad I grabbed more yesterday at 16.1x.

Should I go back to sleep or is the market going to turn green today?

>>8775992
A ponzy scheme by a trip named (comfy)

>>8776117
unless im mistaken, i think cambodia has one of the most inflated currencies that is still actually in use in its country. so dont overpay for it.

on the bright side, it seems that the resort industry is actually doing quite well given the circumstances. its the only profitable thing in all of cambodia.

GUYS I FOUND OUR OFFICIAL STOCK

Anyone else only here to collect pink wojacks?

>>8775143
ugh, me gonna have to close short for second time, arent me..........

I've never made a profit, someone tell me what meme im going to buy today

>>8776216
you probably shouldnt close your short just yet. theres still FED news today so it could go either way. and we should open down on all the indexes today

btw does anyone know if they released the jobs report yet? i heard 8:30am was when itd come out

>>8775887
Buy SPXS before lunch.

>>8776237

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/live-march-jobs-report-120516762.html

>>8776199
In fact, the company is called Nagacorp and is traded in HK.
It currently 2 facilities in Phnom Penh (IT AIN’T ME I AIN’T NO SENATOR’S SON) and has exclusive gambling licence in the city until the 2030s.
A weak currency is good for tourism imo.
Plus, recent IPOs in HK in the manufacturing sector plan to open factories in Cambodia.
But I heard that the people there have a weird sense of work ethics

>>8776243
you think theyll do the 2pm pump again? might wait till after that

Dear lord please let this pre market be based

>>8776237
Yes and it was ugly, but wages rose more than expected.

>>8776256
>Economists had expected the report to show 185,000 jobs were created in March while the unemployment rate was expected to fall to 4%, according to estimates from Bloomberg. March’s report is also a big slowdown from the 313,000 jobs created in February and represented the fewest jobs created in six months.

SAD! I'ma short the shit out of this market.

>>8776256
>>8776285
thanks, just found it too

>>8776257
dont know much about cambodia except for where it is desu.
heres a better CCR song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijpFKPvhMI

whelp
say your prayers guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWA_XnGru6s
maybe the market will decide to rise if powell shows up with a funny joke mustache mask on for the meeting. i hope he at least brings props

SLV is looking hot, I'm excited. It's 1/3rd of my portfolio right now

>>8775411

Lmao don't short EURJPY right now, it's going up short term, long term down.

Can't find any good FX entry points and opportunities, I'm doing mostly EUR pairs.

Thanks to anon shilling me AUDNZD few days ago.

>>8776370
yeah holy fuck
look at that PM shit going on im gonna hold this all day. all in

Reminder, I predicted this yesterday

>>8765613

pic related

>>8776389

I'm also fairly sure DJI is going down again, it's over bought and there's a very strong resistance on pic related.

>>8776289
I think market shrugs this off, they were looked for signs of inflation but none was found, jobs were lower because of bad weather and we already were nearing max employment.

Also in JFC news I once held 15 Lfin calls at 1 dollar and thought 35cents was amazing gains, should go to 16 itm so that’s not making me suicidal.

>>8776413
It's going to be up by the end of the day. Bull can't be stopped. Trade is easy to win, trust Trump.

fed shitpost was priced in yesterday
/Greenday/
people staying out, vix will go down too
screenshot this

>>8776437
Is this peak delusion?

>>8776437
yeah im totally behind the trade war, but this is just not how the markets are going to react to this. were teetering on the edge of a cliff as it is

>>8776437
China is still trying play the tough guy
i think buying a put on China may be profitable.

Also, Zero Hedge said that China is dumping CNY. That can't be sustained because of the creation of the petroyuan contract. Going short USDCNY may be a good idea.

>>8776460
>priced in memes

don't think so lad

Friendly reminder that the Legendary Golden Bull run starts today

looks like oil is curling up right now in PM. hope it doesnt decide to tag along with the DOW today.

>>8776437
>>8776516
LONG YANG WITH LEVERAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNNNNS

>>8776546
.t bagholder

>>8776523
you can miss out on the golden bull run, doesnt matter to me

>>8776563
my entire portfolio is above the initial, can you say the same?

>>8775897
Same. I'm holding onto about 10k right now that I'm hoping can grow to 20 or 30 before this overdue recession kicks in.
Then I want to jump in the market and make some easy money before cashing out and buying some baby boomer cuck's house out from under them.

Millennial revenge soon ™.

>>8776576
.t 8% yearly gains

This is it boys
5 minutes until the actual real legendary golden bull starts. Buy everything as fast as you can

>>8776557
8x LEVERAGE FOR GOOD FORTUNE

>>8776582
respect your elders

>>8776585
>>8776611

Well I hope for the boomers' sake you're right.

Profit I love you

AHHHHHHHHH

Buy buy buy

>>8776585
Yeah, you're make a whole .2% on Coke.

>>8776655
Triple dubs so you know it's real

>>8776585
this no true... right?
*sweating profusely*

newfag at here. I made %20 on nvcn yesterday based on a suggestion here. Anyone have another meme gainer for me?

based

>>8776295
This stock comes into my radar because it has been dumped for 2 working days straight, despite it being a very proitable business (on paper at least). The facilities are both located in Phnom Penh's prime locations and Cambodia is becoming what China used to be 20-30 years ago.

I think I am going to investigate some more.

>>8776655
SLV 15.50 calls is ITM right ?
gratz

>>8776667
theres no reason for you to cover your shorts yet

>>8776655
>>8776666
nice.
i guess i AM the fucking one

>>8776715
Hell yea, I'm stoked

>>8776700
BULL

+200 BY END OF DAY
MARKET IS NUTS 28000 by summer

AMD already green for the day. Probably last time it will be this low

What do you guys think about Schwab as a broker?

They charge something like 4.95 per trade. Are they the best commission broker?

>>8776715
>>8776730
cheers guys

pic related
my new lambo

>>8776727
t-thank you, it...
would be nice to of close in profit for a once
green dildo 1/2 from reaming profit boyhole T_T

>KTOS
should I place a call?

>>8776778
i cant invest for ya.
just think the FED is gonna make this market dump today. and its friday anyways

Just bought the Mu meme

not like it matters, its golden bull time

>>8776801
Will you be playing the TVIX/UVXY straddle today ?

>>8776422

Told you 'bulls'

>>8776818
ez VIX and buy back at Tues

Why the fuck is LFIN going up?

What the fug

>>8776818
kek
i literally just set one up

>>8776854
euphoria

THE BULL IS INVINCIBLE

NOTHING CAN STOP HIS RAMPAGE

>>8776855
VIX doubled in one day, so that fund got crushed.

>>8776895
s-s-sauce?

Based
/Golden Bull/

>>8776907
kuromukuro

I have $200. what should I buy?

Fuck you CRISPR it dropped to 40 after hours but couldn't get in

>>8776949
15.50 SLV calls
its dumping right now because dollar is rallying so you can get some. once dollar falls itll fly. tons of volume

>he listened to MSM and leftist that trade wars are bad
EASY TO WIN

Wow

>>8776886
fuck it my puts don't expire until June, there's plenty of time for this thing to fucking die already

>>8776990
Didn't you watch LFIN CEO's interview on CNBC ?
No wonder LFIN is pumped to the moon
Guy is visionary and charismatic as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

I was right!

>>8777012
Pls buy sirs

S&P 500 2,647.29 -15.55 (-0.58%)

It has begun.

>>8776990
yeah just forget about it till it pops up. theres absolutely no way that company survives the month where it is now. its a fucking joke

>>8776747
I use Schwab. It's a good system, they have a nice website and app for your phone.
$4.95 per trade isn't bad, and if your account is worth 50k, you get 500 free trades.

>>8776747
Chuck's a cuck.

based MU

fuck this gay earth

>>8777077
occasionally the trading platform will give me problems. i call and complain and then they give me free trades.

>>8777138
how far do you go out on your staddles seems like a good strat lately

Red but not bad considering yesterdays news about the trade... argument, with China Trump is engaging in. Gap down at open but inconsistent patterns happening here. Lots of people buying the dip right off the bat. Looks like another rising trend off the morning panic similar to the last day (Tuesday?) this happened. I was going to sell one of my positions, set limit order, limit was above gap down open, looked at numbers this morning and decided to cancel it. Going to hold today.

>>8776886
When setting up a straddle for events like today's FED shitpost, are you buying ATM call and pull of the same strike price ? Or do you skew it more toward a direction ?

>>8777048
we're all going to make it

Nice bullrun

>>8777160
just had it pretty tight as its not gonna stay here. got a call on 19 and a put on 18.50

problem is i meant to get a longer contract. thought i had my strikes set to 8 days and got the 1 day ones instead. whatever its not gonna be here at the end of the day

>>8777204
thats on you to decide. mine is bullish on UVXY a little

VRVRVRVRVRVVRVRV
VRVRVRVRVRVRRVRVR

>>8777229
>thats on you to decide. mine is bullish on UVXY a little
Yeah that is what I would have done too
But this is speculating and my self discipline tells me not to play that ;_;

>>8777184
Also very low volume right now, which is generally a bullish indicator; price decline on low volume = bullish. That's mainly because the majority of investors are holding and waiting to see a reversal so they can buy more shares near the low of the day.

Expect the ETF to close around -1% or theteabouts. Higher than current for sure.

>move to buy TVIX
>excuse me whats your password
>price drops 20 cents while putting it in
Haha thanks for looking out for me RH

>>8776461
Joos are off today on holiday. Goys can't trade

>>8777262
its speculating, but theres no goddamn way vol is gonna stay here. i dont know which way, so im playing market neutral. the chane of vol staying where it is all day is virtually nil. theres too much happening

>>8777252
/SMG/-KUUUN !~~

pls close in green so i can buy more gold

>>8777294
>accept call

Probably going to close out my position today and then be ready to buy the dip when trade news dips it again

Wtf is their problem?

>>8777384
good call I think we peaked early today. So hard to tell in this market though.

>>8777405
fug I missed it, too late to short?

>>8777405
>Stocks just go up forever

>>8777423
Index does on average

>>8777272
oops, your loss

>>8777449
I got in at a lower position because of it

>>8777408
Well I'm gonna hold today because this is just a repeat of tuesday really

n-nani

>>8777338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-L5bGGz-fM

>>8777405
(((They))) found out that Sunrun was at $10.

>>8777473
>hang up

Sunrun please stop falling :_:

Tempted to just sell my MU while its up a little so i can get more slv calls.

Didnt the futures take a fall yesterday in the after-market? They are taking such a hit today, I feel it might be exaggerated.

Unless a big selloff happens in the afternoon.

>>8777510

DOW is going to close down at least -500

>>8777510
I think the fed shitpost today is going to indicate increasing inflation.

>>8777460
>>8777469
Red candles on rising volume, this is going to get ugly for the golden bulls.

HERE WE GO

>>8777542
>implying I dont have infinite money to buy the potential end of day dip

>>8777541
There's a Fed talk today?

wew I was a Candle away from Closing my short.

$T or $GM safer for the long term? Or what do you guys think is the best for holding long term?

>Boombers

>>8777581
personally, for me, its T
also they have a high dividend

>>8777581
T

>>8777581
F

Ford is going nowhere, good P/E and dividend right now. I've lost all my play portfolio on shitty day trades but my longs in ford are solid as a rock.

>>8777581
GM is going to feel the pain from the tariffs and rising interest rates. I would say T.

Closed out of my position at 5 percent gains ready to buy the dip

>>8777581
Wait for the market to dip more before longing anything. We're in a fucking bear market, and anyone who disagrees is delusional.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

NVCN + 25% ez

>>8777615
Buy NVDA

>>8777569
whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>8777618
>We're in a fucking bear market,

No, we're in Trump's market

>should i buy gold?
>no its too risky jews will fuck me i am sure
how do you guys do it?how to overcome this fear?

>>8777651
Exactly

>>8777644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70I2JcZHn6c

>>8777664
>>8777651
Cheetoh Market

>>8777664
>>8777618
nobody cares about your opinion faggot

Golden bullrun

>>8777653
It is just money anon. Relax.

>>8777272
Sitting comfy at 9.57
Let's goooooo

>>8777653
>Gold
>Risky
>Bad investment
Pick one and stop listening to fucking /smg/

>>8777651
>SPY down 3.43% in the last 3 months
>TVIX up 101.43% in the same time period

Trump's America

>>8777676
Yeah, bullrun.

>>8777653
Buy bullion and lock it away.

Personally if you're into that, you should stock up on guns and ammo and water first.

>>8777653
gold is literally the worst investment you can make
anyone who trades it is a poorfag, and anyone who holds it will never make profit because its a "hedge" against your dollar

and dont listen to this faggot here >>8777685
Ive argued with him before hes a complete moron

>>8777581
$T is bad ir rates go up. They are not viable in real rates environment. Zombie stock. Will do well under very low rates. Eventual zero.

$GM has pension issues. It really is insolvent if you account for pensions, but maybe the business picks up or inflation. Car market is cyclical.

Both stocks are not really good long term investments. $F is a better car company if you are into that sort of thing. Car business suck. You can buy it at the bottom of the cycle, though.

Buy oil drillers for long term. They suck, but they underwent raping recently. They are off the low, but eventually will be worth a lot and you can dump them when they will look very cheap. It all will take a very long time. Stuff like $RDC, $NE, $SLB, $HAL, $BHGE not in an order of preference. Those are cyclical stocks that are not on top of their cycle.

>Moments ago, Trump himself confirmed that when in a radio interview on Friday morning, the president said that U.S. markets could face some “pain’’ from the trade standoff with China and other countries, but - like on Wednesday - asserted that in the long-run, Americans would be better off due to his protectionist actions.

>>8777651
Implying there's a difference

Based leftypol

Would a kind anon like to explain the SLV situation? newfag

>>8777721
Not nearly as bad as investing in link

>>8777777
dump it

>>8777780
fuuuuuuuuuu

>>8777743

Can someone please just asassinate him already?

Pence isn't an outstanding human, but at least he isn't a complete moron like Trump. We wouldn't be dealing with this had literally anyone else been in office.

>>8777768
its silver. thats literally it. it should run pretty hard if dollar falls again

So what time today is the market going to shit itself good and proper?

>>8777822
2pm it will run
3pm it flushes everything

>>8777822
>The last 3 months

>>8777798
We would be dealing with more fed funny money and a bigger bubble to pop. Fuck China. Just let it play out and make better decisions on trades than I do.

>>8777822

Already happening.

Do you guys know any good homeless shelters?

THE VIX IS WAKING UP

>>8777859
$WM

>>8777721
You're an eternal bull and a comrad Trump supporter. Fuck off. Argue with this chart.

>>8777816
I don't understand, why not just buy physical silver then? is it that it's such a pain in the ass to sell once you start trying to turn a profit?

and what is the incentive to call option here rather than just buy?

>>8777875
Trump won :)

>>8777780

Girl bog is... not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. Would manipulate world economy with.

Hey burgers you can stop dumping any time now. You're harshing up my good vibes here.

>>8777853
is this real? sauce?

Boomers right now.

>>8777946
an /rgt/ classic

CRON just went green.

>>8777673
been playing on loop 30 mins :O

Somebody is pumping FB right now to dump it, might be a good put opportunity

>>8777946

They're all cashing out.

It's the younger investors getting fucked

>>8777798

PUMP

>>8778014
The institutions are. Any boomer with a retirement account and/or a mortgage could get fucked.

>>8777798
You post these smug comments every day, so here's your daily reminder to kill yourself.

AAAAÀAAAAAAAAS FUCK FUCCK FUUUUUCK FUCK YIU DRUMPFFFF

>>8778007
Who the fuck keeps pumping the nasdaq you're messing with my shorts

>>8777904
Nice, good work comrad.

>>8778057

can anyone on /biz/ with some video editing skills make this relevant

>RUN down 11.5%
NO MAN

>>8778032

Golden bull guy's. Remember, Putin doesn't like teeth in his blowjobs. Trump won :) btw.

>>8778068
kill all white people
buy gold and the VIX

Total Return -$87,049 (-39.04%)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Volume is dying. BUY! BUY! BUY! sell it off after lunch.

>>8777051
SEC just halted it! Oh boy oh boy it's happening.

>>8778091
>buying power 1.50

I actually keked IRL. Thank you anon. Would had been better if it was tree fiddy

Hope slv bounces back, anyone else holding 15.50 calls? april 13th

Wages were strong, inflation is up. Hoo Boy.

>>8778101

>>8778090

>>8778101
Sell covered calls on your shit anon. Dont accumulate right now.

>market goes up
lose money
>market goes down
lose money

Am I living in the matrix or something... I'm starting to think so.

G-g-guys has anyone here actually made a profit on equities?

>>8778194

>>8778230
youre poor

>UVXY +7.5%

>>8778245
no u

>>8778155
Oh it will, the day is young

>>8778247
should have bought more

>>8778279
Good job anon!

>>8778293
th-thank you

>>8778173
Teh Profit taught me this strategy. You can get a free lunch if with this one weird trick.

Come on China announce retaliatory tariffs. Take this shit down.

>>8778344
They are waiting for the fed to talk for maximum damage

>>8778116
I'm all in tvix, like you should be too.
>Keeping buying power
I'll be LOLing at you comrads in a week

>>8778105
Here we fucking go on Shortfin

>>8778367
I'm in this TVIX too bro. But I bought a few days ago. I accumulated more yesterday at the low.

>my calls are down
>my puts are up
WHO THE FUCK IS PUMPING SNAP!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

These low volume buy bots are really stupid. I guess they just want to lose money.

>QQQ right now
Excuse me?

>>8778399
you buy snap at 13-14 dont short it
its gonna go to 20 again

Sunrun's gonna come back up, r-right?

>>8778417
We are just getting free lunch and continuing our sell off at 1245.

hek hek hek
its about time this golden bull run started

>>8778464
Th-Thanks

>>8778450
Its supports are made of NEUTRONIUM their extreme density can hold the weight of a HUNDRED BEARS

>>8778511
dont be so impatient
A rodeo doesnt start without a horse show

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-guns-blackrock/blackrock-to-offer-gun-free-investment-strategies-etfs-idUSKCN1HC21M

tl;dr Blackrock is going to start offering ETFs that don't have gun sellers or manufacturers in them.

>>8778511

>>8778511
Where can I get a diagram like that? It's like WinDirStat for stocks

>>8778198
>G-g-guys has anyone here actually made a profit on equities?

Heard tell of a man who did once upon a time. Don't give much credence to that though. Never saw the man with my own eyes. Never saw a picture.

>>8778606
finviz heatmap

https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>le PPT

>>8778617
Thanks

>>8778585
they'll still have Monsanto and ExxonMobil though, right?

>>8778511
What site is this? Sorry for being a brainlet.

>>8778677
finviz

Dont worry we're all friends here

>>8778677
>>8778617

NVCN mooning hard

>>8778680
>>8778686
Thank you

>>8778686
In the best of times and worst of times. We are fren

>>8778680

Im not your friend

>>8778703

THE LEGEND

Why are the bots pumping the Nasdaq over lunch?

MDB has been my one saving grace lately. I made a big push on TCEHY and JD right before all this trade war shit, they're dragging everything down. Won't matter in the long-term, but it makes my value look reaaaally bad.

>>8778711
We are all friends. Sometimes love, sometimes hate. But always /smg/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2scZbwMLxbY


Link to fedshitpost later today for anyone wanting to watch the melt

>>8778745

Bulltrap to lure in normies

Dump at 1 PM

>basically the rsi only crosses over the monthly candle sticks only 3 times or so since 1250s. it cant happen now the fed will pump it to the end of this months causing a bullish continuation amongst the bank quntumcomputers, thus begins the fabled golden bull run

>>8778745
To accumulate cheap puts for their overlords I guess.

Why arent you guys buying TVIX in perpetration for China's inevitable response?

>>8778858
>>8778858
new thread