/biz/ - Business & Finance

sounds like someone should shoot you.

>>873159

How come?

>>873158
How about try adding up all those things faggot

>>873160
its a life a high school freshman would want, and its full of waste and unnecessary luxury, even if someone handed you a hundred million, youd lose it in no time.

>>873158
You are obviously of lower intelligence. You'll only ever be poor/average.

>>873158
2 million annually

aspergers: a post into the mind

God I hope you're trolling

I just wanna smack the shit out of you. HERE IN MY GARAAAAGGEEE

Portfolio manager at a hedge fund. There. Good luck.

>>873162

$7,500,000
$100,000
$500,000
$250,000
$200,000
$125,000
$150,000
$1,800,000
$300,000
$150,000
$100,000
$100,000
$0

Total is around $12.5M if I can pay for everything there up front, for full MSRP

I'd like to have kids by the time I'm 30, with a 25 y/o wife, so I'd need to make $12.5M by then, and have boughten most of these things, except education (kids won't be done school)

So, I guess I'd need around $9,000,000 to comfortably afford all the things I listed, by the time I turn 30 years old.

Then each year after that, it would cost around $1,000,000 per year to support my family, (this is an exaggeration, it should only be around $750,000, but $250,000 added for incidentals)

>>873158
you would have had to have been born someone else

>>873180

Who?

>>873164

How do you know this for a fact?

>>873165

Smd

>>873168

I see, that's around the calculation I got ($1M), so I guess I was in the right ball park

>>873171

Ahahahaha, I'm really more proud of these 7 new bookshelves I had put in, because knowledge is more powerful

top kek

>>873175

What's the salary like? Can I get there from Investment Banking? How many years would it take after I turn 24?

>>873184
It seems that you're serious. The only way to make that kind of money by the time you're 30 is to found a successful startup. That's literally the only way. You sound like a massive faggot though, so I don't think anyone would want to work for you.

Becoming a HF manager might work, but that's also really hard to do and means you need to go to an Ivy and then work in NYC for a few years. You won't be making millions until your late 20s at the earliest.

>>873159
This, if anyone lists their dream life in bullet points clearly has no imagination. Might as well add owning a pet lion to that list

>>873200
this is my ideal life, not dream life. my dream life would blow your mind.

>>873184
Well if you want a 10m+ net worth by 30 idunno what to tell you man. HF manager doesn't exactly fall into your lap by 30. There was that guy who studied Applied Maths at Cambridge and became a partner for GS at 29 so I guess anything is possible. Have you ever looked into any other positions besides IB? I think Equity Research could get you to a PM position just as fast as IB (around 3-4 years working + Ivy grad school). Also, if you can major in Maths/stats/engineering. If you have a quantitative degree plus knowledge of finance and the markets you'll look better than the run of the mill business major.

>>873205
>my dream life would blow your mind

>>873177
you just have to keep sucking dick, m8.
If you get $50 for each dick sucked, you would need to suck 12,500,000/50 = 250,000 dick before you are 30 to achieve the goal.
And if every dick takes an average of 10 minutes to cum, you would be sucking for 250,000x10 = 2.5m minutes = 104, 167 hours = 4340 days = 11.89 years.
And that's not sleeping and not eating at all.

So, instead of posting on a chinese cartoon board, you better get that mouth moving, quick.

>>873184
>Private Equity Associate / ex I-Banker here

I'd suggest actually learning something about banking it first before saying "I'm aiming for Investment Banking hurr durr models and bottles big money", you're just as bad as every fresher out there

>>873191

definitely serious man, and I'm doing research about the HF manager right now, looks interesting but looks like it'll take too long

>>873217

Awesome

I've learned a lot about it, I've been interested in it since I was 14 years old lol, never changed my career goal once since then.

>>873213

you suck my dick you fucking faggot

>>873220
Assuming thats correct then, why I-Banking?

>>873220
alright alright i will suck your dick.
But you will have to pay for the transport.
And my price is $500 each minute.

So, how do we contact each other? facebook?

>>873223

Well, it's the best spot at the top in my opinion, it's the most publicized banking job I guess, and everyone knows you're successful when you say you're an I Banker. (I like it when people see I'm doing well).

It's also the best of both worlds, I learn about finance while learning about investing because eventually I want to own a large business, something similar to Trump or Gates, something I can leave after I die and the world remembers me.

I have a lot of interests and I Banking seems to be the one that can provide me with the resources to fulfill those interests in the shortest time span, I'll graduate with 1.5 - 2 years of work experience, and I'll graduate at 21.5 - 22 years old (0.5 years early) because I'm in the head start program. Then I play to work for another 2 years, so I have 4 years of experience, then go and get an MBA or a Masters or do my PhD, thinking about Stanford or Wharton for that.

My parents are pretty well off, so I have no worries about paying for my education, or supporting myself during my education, so that's a huge burden gone for me, which is why I feel like I have to do better.

Also, my dad told me one time, he makes 30 x how much his Dad used to make, and it's up to me to continue that tradition and make 30 x what he makes. He makes $90,000 a year, so it's up to me to make $2,700,000 per year, by the time I turn 40 ish.

I'm basically not really "crazy" about I Banking, I just see it as the quickest route to get where I want to be in life, and enjoy myself doing it, while learning things that will be useful for me in the future when I start my own business(s) and need to navigate the business world.

>>873158
I hope someone like you never gets control of the ship of money. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQIsb_2i-GU))
This is literally only flashy parvenue hedonistic consumption. Blue pilled as fuck.

>>873237

Why can't I consume the money that I rightfully earned? Go back to fucking /pol/ you libcuck.

>>873234
So judging from this I'd say you probably haven't "learned a lot about it"

I-Banking has little to do with investing, its a glorified sales career - buy-side is where the money / lifestyle / work etc. are better

PhDs are absolutely useless, nobody in industry has them, and the shift now is even moving away from MBAs to just promoting from within, all you really need is a solid undergrad and to be good at the job

"enjoy myself while doing it" - you realize the workweeks are ~100 hours, there is little time to enjoy yourself in I-Banking, especially at the junior level unless you really like what you're doing

Money-wise its actually one of the best careers, so you got that right at least. Starting pay is ~120k - 150k/year, and thats right out of undergrad. I'm making ~400k - 500k right now as an associate (25 y/o)

>>873234
GS had 15,000 applications for just a few positions once. You honestly think they'll hire someone who isn't overly interested in the business?

Get out of dream world and do something you enjoy, the money will follow. Stop being so materialistic. How sad will your life be if you have to have numerous holidays, all the nice cars and houses you're hardly just to feel fulfilled?

The way you're talking, if you even had a glimmer of a chance of IB, you'd get burned out within a few years and become a desk jockey working 9-5 because you'll realise you're happier spending evenings and weekends with your family and friends rather than working 80 hour weeks chasing fiat money and living a life of regret.

>>873242

I'm in Canada by the way... So I Banking salaries here are nothing close to that $120k - $150k.

The reason I said MBA or PhD was so I could apply to one of the good US firms, and show that even though I'm from Canada, I do have the MBA/PhD and I took it just to work in the US

But, do you think that's a good idea or not?

>>873245
Funny, I'm actually from Canada as well, born and raised, went to school there, but I got a US banking job out of undergrad. That would probably be your easiest route. MBA could work but it has to be from a good target school. PhD is just worthless.

>>873249

I'm at University of Windsor right now, but I'm planning to switch to University of Western or University of Toronto in my 3rd year (next year).

I chose Windsor this year because it was really cheap (good grades = basically free tuition) and I could afford a car + rent here, instead of having to take a loan to live in London or Toronto.

So far my grades are pretty good, all A's, and 2 B's, but the B's are in electives.

My major is Mathematics and Statistics, with a minor in Computer Science. Next year for Western I'm applying for Ivey, and Statistics, and at Toronto I'm applying for just Mathematics. I might apply to Waterloo too, but they don't like transfers much, so that might be tricky.

So, do you think it's possible to get a US banking job, in todays job market from a Canadian undergrad?

I mean, I know I should have gone to Queens but Queens wasn't even on my radar back in high school, I thought it was some country university that didn't have anything for me, but this year I realized it's one of the best business schools in Canada, and I totally fucked up by not going there lol

>>873253
Alright so I went to Ivey, and hands down that should be your goal, apply for HBA1 there. Queens has mediocre US recruiting, Ivey had recruiting (this past year) from all the major US banks and most elite boutiques on both the west and east coast. Basically if you want US banking go to Ivey, Queens is second, but its not really comparable. Ivey has a monopoly on the US spots basically. Anything else is relatively worthless for US banking.

>>873213
$50 is above market rate, which I doubt OP could sustain, more like $15 a dick

>>873260

http://www.ivey.uwo.ca/hba/application-process/university-students-years-1-2/

According to the site, it's competitive (figured that).

But it also says that, I need to be in a commerce program to apply to Ivey HBA1?

So will my current major (Mathematics/Statistics) not work for Ivey HBA1???

I have taken some business electives at Windsor, and I plan on taking some more this year, so I'm pretty sure I have the equivalent for Business 2257.

That tid bit about commerce worries me though, I thought you could technically take any other program to go to Ivey as long as you took the pre requisites?

>>873273
>>873260

Just checked more thoroughly, yes I can take any other program and transfer to Ivey at UWO.

Awesome, and I've already finished the first part of BUS2257 at Windsor, according to this chart:

http://www.ivey.uwo.ca/cmsmedia/1698730/business-2257-aug-5-2015.pdf

So that's great!

Any other things you'd tell someone interested in Ivey at UWO?

>>873253
This fucker is talking about empires and shit but he goes to University of Windsor HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Take it from someone in University of Toronto undergrad commerce. The opportunities HERE are shit there is no way in hell you are getting into i-banking son. lmao.

>>873278
git gud, the best jobs only go to the top 15% - 20% of students. Investment club is pretty solid, its been around for a while, the kids that get in usually land the good jobs.

>>873234
Brother is an investment banker
He doesn't fucking sleep he is constantly working and he does shit all the trading
He just joint venture shit between companies and says most people now are doing legal stuff for companies on their exchanges not actually trading or investing Cuz it only takes a few of those to analyse an industry and a couple of big companies. Don't get swept in to it.

>>873301

Saving $23,000 a year going to Windsor for 2 years, ($46,000 total) than if I were to go to UofT.

My parents make too much money to be considered for OSAP, but they literally don't because after taxes it gets wiped out.

My high school graduating average was 91%, and I wanted to enjoy myself in university, not go to UofT or Waterloo and come out gay.

Also, Windsor has many partnerships with US firms that come to Windsor to hire, and I've met with a tonne of them that only go to Windsor for recruiting since it's right across from Detroit.

Also, the admission requirement for Windsor was 84%, the same requirement was required for UofT. So suck my dick if you think that because you went to UofT for fucking Commerce, that you're better than me, because guaranteed, I got more money in the bank right now than you'll see your entire career at UofT.

Take it from someone who worked 12 jobs already, and got a $6,800 paycheck over 2 weeks during the Christmas break in 2013, when I worked at Future Shop. I was the top seller, and I earned the top commission in my entire stores district.

At University of Windsor 2 of my friends are opening up a club right now, (Club Alure) and they're only a year older than me.

Starting a business is much cheaper in Windsor, another reason I chose it, because costs are low, and people have a lot of disposable income because of it.

Also, it's very close to the US, so I could theoretically work a Co op job in the US, and then come back to Canada and keep both my health care benefits, and the better US earnings.

I didn't just choose Windsor for no damn reason, it made the most economical sense to me in 2014 and that's why I chose it.

Suck 4 billion dicks for $1 each

>>873310

I love that type of lifestyle though, I currently work 40 hours a week and balance university in with that (only 4 class days, 5th class is online learning)

I'm netting around $2k a month right now, while getting good grades and maintaining a decent social life.

I'm very good with time management, I just do things the day I get them, and be done with them lol, I don't use a calendar or anything, I find that is too time consuming.

But yeah, I can see how 100+ hours a week might look depressing, but I love that lifestyle of staying at the office late, going home late, and then working in my office at home, with a coffee or a beer, it's my idea of a fun career I guess.

I've always lived a very structured life, so I'm used to it.

In my last year of grade 12 I finished 2 courses in independent study (so I could graduate a semester early) within 6 days, and then took another 2 days to do the exam.

I'm highly motivated, and it's mostly because of how much money I've managed to make so far and how hard I've worked to get it until now.

>>873325
Yeah, I used to be 19 at one point as well. I remember going to school, going to a job, and then going home and building on an investment property. 75 hours in a week was nothing. By the time you reach 35 you just don't have it in you ... at least I don't anymore. I'm in shape, but 55 hours in the office and I'm ready for the weekend.

You kind of sound like me when I was 19, I thought I'd be fucking multimillionaire by 30 ... it all looks good on paper. I'm 35 now and make a bunch of money owning my own contracting firm, but I like seeing it sit in an account growing so I can retire very comfortably at an early age.

I think you'll feel different spending your money on those things when you see how hard you have to work for it. Plus, your wife and kids are what is going to make you happy ... make sure you don't marry some soul-sucking whore.

>>873158
If you ever study billionaires, you'll find many of them are not very materialistic. Sure the Richard Bronsons make up for the Buffets but they all seem understand that toys aren't the end goal. Woz wasn't wiring circuit boards in his garage because he wanted a Range Rover.

>>873317
>Saving $23,000 a year going to Windsor for 2 years, ($46,000 total) than if I were to go to UofT
Oh you'll be saving a lot more than money by going to Windsor. For example you'll be saving on networks and university prestige too. :^)

>My high school graduating average was 91%, and I wanted to enjoy myself in university, not go to UofT or Waterloo and come out gay.
LOL you are actually talking about high school? I could go to a private high school and buy my way into university, does that make me better than someone who didn't? Also UofT has massive weeding procedures so high school cutoffs are the least of your worries.

But hey. You got a 91% in high school lol.

>Also, Windsor has many partnerships with US firms that come to Windsor to hire, and I've met with a tonne of them that only go to Windsor for recruiting since it's right across from Detroit.
Yea bro, Windsor's international prestige dwarfs anyone else's. And Detroit is known for being the economic and financial powerhouse of the U.S. lmao.

>Also, the admission requirement for Windsor was 84%, the same requirement was required for UofT. So suck my dick if you think that because you went to UofT for fucking Commerce, that you're better than me
Already half answered this one. But AS FAR AS universities go, yes, I'm miles better than you.

>because guaranteed, I got more money in the bank right now than you'll see your entire career at UofT.
B-b-but. I don't have a career at UofT. I just go there to get my degree....

>At University of Windsor 2 of my friends are opening up a club right now, (Club Alure) and they're only a year older than me.
Wut.

>Also, it's very close to the US, so I could theoretically work a Co op job in the US, and then come back to Canada and keep both my health care benefits, and the better US earnings.
Like 75% of the Canadian population is 160 km away from the U.S. border. And what if you take a job in Los Angeles? Are you going to drive to Windsor from there? Lmao.

>>873342

Nigger I never said I was going to stay at Windsor forever, I only chose this place because it made the most financial sense at the time, and it offered great perks.

Yeah, 3 of my friends (a year older) are opening up a club, they just finished their second year. They're all well off, around my level and they decided to open a club since Windsor has a really great club scene. Grand opening is soon too. (Check it out on FB)

I never said Windsors prestige dwarfs anyone else, I simply said its not like its the worst place I could have gone.

University of Toronto might be an overall better university, but that doesn't mean that YOU ARE BETTER than me.

My first co op job was working in the Casino, and I earned my salary in CAD, but whenever Americans came into the casino after checking out the Riverfront they always needed cash, so whenever I over heard this I'd give em $100 CAD for $100 USD, and they wouldn't care since it was only a few $ loss. Either way, I made money off of it, more than most people made in co op.

My reason for 91% in high school was that I got accepted to UofT and Western but I chose Windsor because of cost, I did not want to waste another $50,000 over 2 years, and go to a school with a tonne of competition with respect to grades, I did not want or need the added pressure, so I chose an easier university which allows me to get a higher GPA.

Since UPenn doesn't care about which undergrad you're from, and they solely care about GPA, for me that made a lot of sense, why go to a harder university to have a higher chance of failing to meet requirements when I could go to a smaller university, get a higher GPA, start a business, use Windsors entrepreneurial center to my advantage and get into a US grad school with a business already started, which would have been what "differentiated" me from the rest of the cesspool.

So again, you are no better than me.

>>873340

Yeah, but there are also those that are materialistic (Donald Trump)

I guess you're right though, I shouldn't chase the money as hard as I do, I should chase the means to the money.

The only thing is, right now I'm chasing the money because to do anything in Canada you need a tonne of capital, it's not easy to get funding for a business.

By the end of my second year I hope to have around $80,000 saved up, and over $25,000 in investments.

On top of that in the last semester of my second year I'll earn another $15,000 from co op, which will put me at around $150,000 in total cash on hand

I was planning on buying a rental property near the university ($200,000) and renting it out for around $500 a month to 4 people, so I could net $4k a month from my work and then not work as hard, so I can focus on maintaining my GPA in UofT or UWO, or whichever school I decide to go to after.

My plan was always to have something making me money without me doing anything for it, and that's why I've been working as hard as I did all these years, ever since I read a book called "The Magic of Thinking BIG." It showed me how to "get ahead" of people, by doing the things people don't do.

Since my parents are paying for my university, whatever money I earn, is mine during it, so it's all just capital and assets I'm building, I have no liabilities whatsoever, my car is paid off in cash, my rent is paid by my parents for the entire 8 month term all at once ($4000), and I basically have no other worries. I don't even pay a lot for food since me and my room mates basically share the cost everyday and order the big "family" bundle from a restaurant or w/e

So yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

saving money is more important to me than where I spend the money (for now) because with this saved money, I can do a lot.

Also, I already have a 13k credit access (4 cards)

by next September I plan to have around 18k available, and I still haven't taken any type of loans yet.

I'm debt free!

>>873367
your numbers are off. youre still an idealist. youll take a few lumps and figure it out eventually. its not as easy as youve just stated

Working paycheck to paycheck but wanting more money so you can work paycheck to paycheck and buy shit you don't need. You're broke now and you'll be broke making millions. Typical american.

>>873158
What the fuck do you need all that for?

It can only be stolen from you. Besides, do you know you need a driver for an S600?

>>873238
It's a sign of low life, to spend all the money you earn on stuff you don't need.

>>873427
Just let the poor dumb kid live his dream. Reality is going to come and kick him in the balls soon enough and we can sit back and laugh at him.

>>873430

So what should I do with the money then?

>>873427
"Momma always said a man only needs a certain amount of money and, after that, it's all for show...."

>>873427

I don't need it, but I want it lol

I want the Aventador for those nights out with the wife, the Range Rover for those nights out with the family, the Maybach for those nights out when we're hitting up the Lakers game, and I'd drive it myself, I like driving too much to let someone else drive it lol, the GTR for those speedy weekends, and the R8 to look good on my driveway or inside my living room, haha, nah, the R8 for my wife, it'll be hers!

The house, because it's a status symbol, and I like status

The private school because Elon Musks Montessori school is supposedly very expensive, so I budgeted about $600k for each child's education (kindergarten till grad school)

(I know it's troll but I'm biting anyways)
If your tacky consumerist lifestyle wasn't so offensive to me I'd have pity on you.
To live your one human experience so wrapped up in/obsessed with status symbols and with exceeding societal expectations, is just.. Well, people like this figure it out eventually. It all starts when the wife hits 30

all the money in the world won;t buy you eternal life walking on the gold pavements of the New Jerusalem.
without sacrifice and the Lord, you are nothing but dust and ashes, as if you never existed, in fact it would be better not to ever exist than exist in vain for a blink of an eye.

>he just wants money to support a lifestyle

>>873177
So you want to be rich and to marry?

Are you some kind of idiot?
Don't you know that if you are the one that makes money in the couple, if you divorce 50% of your money goes to her?

Do you really want to put 50% of your money (which I doubt you'll have anyway) at risk?
Go on

>b-bbut my pre-nup
Yeah good luck with that. Judges can owerthrow them if they feel like she deserves the money anyway (which can happen if she cheats on you)

>>873158
This thread is...not cancwr thats /b/ not autistic thats /r9k/

Crudely materialistic? It doesnt have a proper ring to it

>>873158
you're obviously literally 16 years old. if you're actually 19 then you're doomed to forever be a dim-witted manchild who will never accomplish anything worth mentioning.

you remind me of these retarded plebs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiUpBJVc-Fk

>>873177
>I'd like to have kids by the time I'm 30, with a 25 y/o wife, so I'd need to make $12.5M by then
and i bet you plan to get there using lolindexfunds

>>873452
Holy shit dude

>GTR for those speedy weekends
like with an aventador you'd drive a gtr?
fuck me hard

>i like status
DUDE do you really think people give a fuck about you?
When you tell people "well i've got this and thia and this" they'll think
"ok, the dude is rich, he's probably cool"
three seconds later. THREE SECONDS LATER they will be thinking about something else and never
think about you ever again.
What the fuck dude, you want to do all this just to impress other people?
I don't give a shit about what others think about me, of course I don't want to be poor,
but after 7k net a month the rest is just a waste

>>873158
These threads are /biz/ cancer. Every actual rich CEO I know works a ton and doesn't do all this stupid crap. The chief counsel often stays until 9pm.

>>873243

PREACH.

>>873158
>>873158
I COME FROM THE FUTURE AND HAVE SEEN OP'S LIFE UNFOLD!

>OP never owns a home although he does move to Los Angeles and rents a small place in a run down suburb.
>in 2030 OP gets a pretty slick deal on an old 1990's Cadalaic, but it never run very ell and OP couldn't' afford to get it fixed up.
>Op has 1 daughter, she does not attend college.
>OP has 1 wife and 3 long term relationships over his life. none end well and the first wife takes the daughter. Good on OP for at least trying to raise kids in wedlock.
>OP never has a job with paid vacation but his extensive time spent unemployed in the 2020s means he does achieve his dream of 2 months a year (on average) not working.
>OP will never own any item of clothing worth more than the $300 sports jacket he bought for a job interview in 2018 after borrowing funds off his Dad.
>OP buys a fitbit but it breaks.
>OP achieves his dream of eating out 3-5 times a week. IN fact he goes on to average more than once a day. Unfortunately fast food and cheap diners account for the vast majority (~95%) of these experiences. The remaining 5% is OP paying a bit too much for a meal at a trendy bar / cute cafe to try and impress girls.
>Although they didn't hang out, OP does amass a collection of seven (7!) pieces of signed memorabilia from various celebrities, only 3 of them being wrestlers.

>>873445

Spend a small portion of it tastefully and direct it towards scientific or artistic interesting projects.

>>873177
>boughten
You're not gonna make it bruv

>>873317
>all this penis measuring

Please just stop. You're on 4chan, not in an interview.

>Here's proof that I never worked a day in my life The Post
After looking couple of months for a job and finally realizing how little you make for working really hard and that there's no room for improvement without serious nepotism you're going to re-evaluate your "list" kid

Literally retarded or just a troll

>>873158
I would like to share with you an excerpt from my personal manifesto that I think you would benefit from reading.

"I will live a life where I am completely content with myself in this very moment, only by virtue of my own internal validation. I will not live a life where I am trying to impress people; much less trying to impress people I don’t like or care about. I will not get stuck on the hedonic treadmill where I am wasting time, energy and money chasing things I don’t really need or even want and that won’t make me happier; I will only chase things that will actually make me happier and more fulfilled."

>>873601
>not live a life where I am trying to impress people; much less trying to impress people I don’t like or care about. I will not get stuck on the hedonic treadmill where I am wasting time, energy and money chasing things I don’t really need or even want and that won’t make me happier; I will only chase things that will actually make me happier and more fulfilled."

THIS TBH

>>873601
>only by virtue of my own internal validation. I will not live a life where I am trying to impress people; much less trying to impress people I don’t like or care about. I will not get stuck on the hedonic treadmill (...)
>HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUOTE I INVENTED PRETTY ARTISTIC HUH

While we're being retarded and posting pipe dreams, what would I have to do (other than sucking dick, that's my day job and it don't bring in enough) to own a nice home and enough side money to work on cars. Nothing too fancy, just a few mustangs and what not with some sick mawds

>>873614
I had this realisation a couple months ago, and it made me rethink my life and how I had planned everything out. Hell I even dropped one of my major life goals because I realised it wouldn't make me any happier, nor would it make anyone else happier.

Ultimately I discovered I didn't need nearly as much money as I'd previously thought to become happy. However if you're on a mission to impress people, there's not enough money in the world. It's a fruitless pursuit and, ultimately, a regrettable way of life. If I ever earn more money than I need to be 100% happy I'll start funding scientific research. That would make me happy. A NYC penthouse that I would use one week out of the year wouldn't.

>>873633
Actual intelligent people speak eloquently without trying. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

>>873158
Tai Lopez, is that you?

>>873638

>>873158
> How much money should I make
Only on /biz/ would such a retarded question be asked.

>>873683
lol what a funny meme you fat fucking mouth breather

I'm not trolling guys I'm serious, I'll come reply to the 25 new posts after I shower, long night yesterday!

OP, have you earned a single dollar yourself?

>How much money should I make
Really, the most stupid question ever, you can't make even 1% of what you need to live your shitty dreams.

>>873427
>do you know you need a driver for an S600

Why?

>>874073
It's built as a limousine

>>874085
And what prevents you from driving it yourself if yo want?

Also I don't think having a driver is a problem for people who buy this sort of cars.

>>873158
You are 12, go to bed....

>>874088
Absolutely nothing.

But I see no point in buying a Maybach if you don't have a driver, you could buy the S400 or E400 and you'd have one of the best cars ever made that is also good for the environment. Then again OP also wants these other "supercars".

>>874095
Alright thanks.

>>873716
For someone who claims they don't seek the validation of strangers you sure do the opposite

>>873158
Are you 12 and wondering what this is?

Thanks OP

While reading, I laughed the hardest I have laughed in the last month. Thread highlight >>873210

>>873253
>chose Windsor this year because it was really cheap (good grades = basically free tuition) and I could afford a car + rent here, instead of having to take a loan to live in London or Toronto.
>>873317
>Saving $23,000 a year going to Windsor for 2 years, ($46,000 total) than if I were to go to UofT.
>worked 12 jobs already, and got a $6,800 paycheck over 2 weeks during the Christmas break in 2013, when I worked at Future Shop
>>873325
>I'm netting around $2k a month right now, while getting good grades and maintaining a decent social life.
baller as fuck i can tell you're going to make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22j1v4NVg_k

>>873452
You're fucking delusional.

I just want to make 60-80k a year, invest 40k a year in index funds, ROTH IRA and live in a modest home or apartment. I don't know if I want a wife or kids.

>>873716
>eloquent

>>873633
You are a serious faggot.

>>873242
What kind of undergrad?

>>874263
>I just want to make 60-80k a year, invest 40k a year in index funds, ROTH IRA

You won't have 40k/year to invest with that salary.

I studied math, transferred from a JC to a UNI and now I make 200k plus a year and I'm only 12 and I know exactly what this is.

>>873158
Your Ideal lifestyle:
>$6,000,000 - $9,000,000 home in Los Angeles
You're already fucking up you should want $6'000'000-$9'000'000 in revenue generating property in LA. A house that expensive is a huge Liability.
Also LA sucks for everyone that isnt at least 25% a Ashkenazi Jew.
>Nissan GTR, Lamborghini Aventador, Mercedes Maybach S600, Range Rover Autobiography, Cadillac Escalade, and an Audi R8.
Again huge liability none of these are even collectable.
>3-4 kids, all boys, private schools, then Ivy
Kids? Patrick Bateman would need to be restrained from killing you. I would suggest you put off kids.
>Hot wife, preferably fashion designer, blonde/brunette, white.
You're 19.
>2 months of vacation per year, (5-6 trips, 1-2 weeks each) with the family
>All my clothes will be Bespoke ($5,000 each or so)
Your wasting your money, you can get the same suit for $500-$100 from a good tailor. Less but youre obviously insane.
>Watch collection, mostly Rolexes, totaling around 10 watches.
Okay I can respect this.
>Eat out 3-4 times a week at expensive restaurants in LA
Youre asking for trouble.
>Hang out with celebrities (I'm 19)
Obviously.

Your ideal life sounds like mine at 19. However you need to reevaluate what matters to you. Your priorities are fucked up you expressing what the media says is wealth and not what wealthy people view wealth as. You sound like you want to be a rapper who is indebted to the record company onstead of someone who has generational wealth. I can only assume you dont come from a wealthy family.

>>874544
Actually you dont sound like me. I wanted a $25 million dollar estate in Brentwood.

I also can count your trips add up to 3 months of vacation not 2.

So dream bigger and learn to mental math. Remember 3 little green houses adds up to 1 red hotel.

>>874483
Generic BA in Business, but at a top target school

>>873158
Buy 1 acre of very high quality land for core development in semi-rual area (possible sites already surveyed): $4,000
Build dream house/complex (high quality materials, but mostly excluding labor as it will done by me): $400,000
Additional workshop/lab with the highest 1990s tech (new stuff cost a lot more and doesn't do much better if you no how to work it): $1,200,000
Expand land for small farming, nature preserve: $300,000
Build solar/steam power plant to power higher energy equipment in second phase of lab development: $3,367,000
Other living expenses @ $50,000 a year for 80 years: $4,000,000

Total cost of my mad scientist life style, ~$9,271,000


US GPD combined impact of me selling my "hobbies/projects" after I get bored with them $6,000,000,000
rate of return on my estimated life's work ~x647.17

This is why I just need a patron and to stop getting harassed by the government. Then everyone wins!

>>874625
God youre all small frys. Its the idea not the dollar amount.

>>873158
>Studying finance
>Doesn't know how to figure out the Cost of Living for the lifestyle he wants.

>>874635
Would you please clarify?

I am familiar with Jacque Fresco work, but unclear as to what you are trying to say.

Are you referring to the moneyless future thus the dollar amount doesn't matter, or implying I am thinking too small give how small my figures are, or something else?

>>873158

This will sound stupid, and I doubt you'll understand.

But the desire to have needlessly expensive materialistic items (all your clothes are bespoke, a Rolex collection, 6 expensive cars, 8 weeks holiday a year) is pointless. I'm not advocating some hippy-dippy nature walks bullshit, but you're so pointlessly materialistic that the instant you had any significant wealth, you'd throw it away on something you don't need, but increases your status.

You're the type of guy that might be earning $250,000 a year at 25, but you're earning less than your buddy on $150,000, because you're renting a condo in the city centre, you're spending $1,000 a week on nice restaurants, bars and clubs whilst he's inviting chicks to his smaller apartment, in a less hip part of town, to cook them dinner.

You're the kind of guy who, as soon as you get your first significant pay check, will buy a new flashy car, even if your old one works fine. You'll pay $2,500 a month, on a payment plan on a nice Audi or Mercedes, when your buddy paid $10k upfront on a 5 year old BMW which works just fine.

That's going to be your downfall. That you have this craven desire to live a lifestyle like this. It's fine to have a lifestyle like that, once you have the money, but to you the lifestyle is primary. No, you need to make the lifestyle secondary. That inability is going to be your downfall.

>>874649
This. Listen to this man.

My mom is currently making $150,000 a year, but she's always buying shit she doesn't need. We had a million dollar home for years that she paid some $3,000/month on her lease, bought it way cheap. But she couldn't stop going to disneyland, raves, spending money on stupid shit like a brand new Miata with a $5000 custom paintjob.

Now she is making even more money than she did then, but she's living in some apartment in the ghetto and still hasn't figured out why that is.

>>874645
>Are you referring to the moneyless future

Fuck no.

You guys are saying I want this and that while adding monetary value to them. Wealthy people dont live like that, of course figures are part of becoming rich but theyre just that figures.

Think about the lifestyle you want and the money will come if you work for it.

>>874663
Also listen to this guy >>874649. You can spend $70 on groceries and booze and have a way better time than spending $200 at a night at Katsuya or Spago.

>>874663
Please don't group me like that, I am just following the format of this thread.

I really don't care how many zeros are at the end of some check, as long as I am really living my life.

I just got a new job specifically to get closer to the lifestyle I want. In three months I can finally move out of my parents house because of my efforts.

Still got a ways to go, but that has more to do with zoning issues and power consumption demands of plasma processing equipment then how much I make. Granted money could be used to address them, but there is more then one way to get 600KW.

>>874649
Yeah, but youre missing the biggest point. Spending loads of money attracts terrible women, I just talk from personal experience bro. Women are very shallow to begin with, each one fantasies about marrying a rich guy and spending his money on nice things. Some women realise this is stupid, and even though theyd love it, they are realitistic and end up being good wives, while the others see you have the money, see you love to spend it, get in on it too, and as soon as the tap stops flowing, theyre gone.

;_;

>>873158
You'd have to suck a lot of dicks but fortunately i have the feeling you will be good at that

>>874776
Sucking cock is lucrative but an annoying cock sucker will get nowhere.

>>874702
women are not responsible adults, they are like children. It's much cheaper to purchase your fucks.

Ur going to need like 20 million dollars but here's a tip op don't do something for the money just do what u love and money will take care of itself. Do what uve alwayd wanted to do instead of what others think u should do, also a lot of those things are overated op and I know u don't want everything on that list, u need to be the next buffet or icahn or a hedge fund manager or pro athlete if you wamma do that lol

>>873158
>$6,000,000 - $9,000,000 home in Los Angeles
LA is a really shitty area to own a multi-million dollar house. They are quite small for the price. Go an hour south and you can get a 15,000sq ft home in Inland Empire that includes a 10 acre vineyard and winery.

>Nissan GTR, Lamborghini Aventador, Mercedes Maybach S600, Range Rover Autobiography, Cadillac Escalade, and an Audi R8.
All big name cars that are out performed in every way by lesser known cars. Literally just cars that are only good at screaming "I HAVE MONEY, GIVE ME ATTENTION"

>3-4 kids, all boys, private schools, then Ivy
Thinking having money can dictate the gender of your children

>Hot wife, preferably fashion designer, blonde/brunette, white
Shallow as fuck wife you'll never actually care for. Why even have a wife if you just want someone hot. Just pay for a new hooker every night.

>2 months of vacation per year, (5-6 trips, 1-2 weeks each) with the family
Two months of vacation time per year would mean you don't work very much.. At all. And wouldn't have the money to begin with.

>All my clothes will be Bespoke ($5,000 each or so)
Name brand clothes. Kek. Literally the same shit with a speshul tag

>Watch collection, mostly Rolexes, totaling around 10 watches
For what purpose

>Eat out 3-4 times a week at expensive restaurants in LA
Again, for what purpose.

>Hang out with celebrities (I'm 19)
Who gives a shit. Seriously. Fuck Celebrities.


11/10 bait post m8. Made me cringe.

>>873260

Hey well I go to queens and you can suck my cock, the recruitment here is better for IB and you can check linkedin for the statistics my man

>>874799

I'm exaggerating, of course Queen's and Ivey have virtually identical job acquisition and salary statistics for consulting and finance (finance of course including IB) and it really comes down to personal preference.

That being said, Queen's has a few transfer spots available every fall and I know an individual transferring in from WLU in September. I suggest you look into Queen's if you can, might as well give it a shot and have more options.

What is ultimately the most important is GPA and 'experience', at least for recruiters. Wherever you go, if you have a good GPA and good experience (be it from Investment clubs, internships, etc.) recruiters will want you and if you have a shit GPA and no experience they won't. Simple as that.

...

But if you like white girls Queen's is the place to be

>>874806
Really? When I went to school Queens had better consulting placement and Ivey had better finance placement.

Western is known for easy party sluts tho, if thats your thing.

>>874806

Can I transfer from Windsor to Queens next September, or this coming January? Like from my Finance program here to the Commerce program at Queens, or do they not accept uni transfers?

>>874809

They're equal according to their career reports with regards to student career paths and average starting salaries within consulting and finance, although Queen's only has 11% of graduates go into consulting whereas Ivey has 18%.

>>874810

http://queensu.ca/calendars/business/Admission_by_Transfer.html

Have you checked this out yet?

>>874816

What's the difference between consulting and like IB? I saw that show "House of Lies", is consulting like that? Or different?

>>874817

They're radically different, they deal with entirely different worlds

IB -> Numbers guy, work a lot, large bonuses, dealing with capital, etc.

Consulting -> Words guy, decisions on optimization for companies, making plans, solutions, etc.

The only thing they have in common is that they both deal with companies on a corporate level. They are two separate categories of what it means to study 'business', along with things like Marketing and Accounting

>>874820

Thats interesting, seems like something I'd be good at doing (I'm pretty good with planning, words and seeing things others don't)

>>873158
Learn about investing amd hedge funds op that's where the real big money is, aldo technology if you can incoporate that into business or everyday life you could really hit the big riches op

Judging by your current wisdom I believe you will only get all your assets and life taken by that wife even if you suddenly get 1 trillion dollars.

>>874643
Only good reason i read in all throw shit-ing

>>874649
This is a great post

>>873633

retard

>>874263

heck the running salary for some of the graduates in my program is $100K CAD but even then 30K is tax and only 40K is left after removing mortgage and utilities. Still have to groceries, pay for car/gas and you can barely have 20K to invest every year.

>>873158

Initially I came to /biz/ for investing advice.

Then I realised that I already knew everything that somebody needs to be a successful retail investor, and that most of the people here are ignorant, clueless, foolish retards.

But I keep coming.

You'll never make it, OP. Simply because you're chasing a dragon. However, you just made me 40 keks richer. Kudos to you!

>>874649
Sensible advice on /biz/...

99% of the board might be retarded, but it's this top 1% that keeps my faith alive.

>mfw theres kids out there that actually think this

>>873158
>Hang out with celebrities (I'm 19)

>>873452
You have such a shitty taste in cars, it saddens me.

Quick question I have been to la twice when I was younger it was a cool place but I have herd traffic is shit. So is it true that it's not a good place for car people because they sit in traffic or am I wrong.

>>873158

Let's say you're serious. First things first: don't be a golden child. Don't be virtuous or innovative. Steal like a chink and min max your finances like a jew. Only follow standard ethics so far as making sure you don't get arrested and your accounts frozen.

Find some start up capital. Work an extra job, get a loan, do something. Invest that. Do not operate anything if you don't need to, establish holdings. Own property and businesses, hire managers/use companys to handle these things for you.

Build your empire. Do whatever it takes. You need to suck somebody's dick do it. You need to get somebody out of your hair, do it (but don't get caught if you're going hardcore).

Own. Ownership is the ultimate power within modern civilization. Ownership gets you ultimate say.

Take everything you can and don't give anything back.

Your best bet is probably the mega millions lottery. Current jackpot is $74 mil, spend the rest on hookers and blow

>>875217
Powerball is higher. Im hoping thatcsomeone drops the winning ticket on accident and doesnt notice so I can pick it up. Otherwise its a life of mediocrity for me pre-owned BMWs and a condo in Irvine.

>>873213
i kek'd so hard.

>>873158
I think you are looking for /lgbt

Wrong board m8

>>873182
>You would have had to have been born soneone else.
>Who?

Who else faggot, you.

Lol guys, I'm not being a troll and this isn't a bait thread, I am genuinely telling you guys this is the life I want to live and I've gotten a few good answers which say in the ball park of $1M - $2M and I should be able to afford this lifestyle rather well, by the time I'm 30.

Thanks for everyones inputs! Learned some valuable information!

>>875570

>this thread

dude, you have some serious bait problems

you sound immensely dislikable and i work as an investment banking analyst

we eat faggots like you for breakfast because they think they're hot shit

keep on telling yourself you're a star

>>875591
shut the fuck up you pathetic little bitch, dont hate on the guys dream. What do you do? I bet you're 45 with a dead end job.

>>875601

>i work as an investment banking analyst

learn to read, fuckstick

>>873158
If by some chance you're serious, you've already lost.

Before you've earned your first dollar the first thing you think about is buying a bunch of useless material shit.

Re-reading this list, I think you're just shitposting though.

>>873367
>Also, I already have a 13k credit access (4 cards)
>by next September I plan to have around 18k available, and I still haven't taken any type of loans yet.

wooooo check out mr high roller

>I'm debt free!

you won't be

>>873545
b-but supercars and mansions are art!
t. OP

>>874223

agreed

i cryed from laughing to this shit yesterday and came here today just to laugh about it again, this is the most ridiculous thing i have ever read on this board

>>875729

I am glad you guys had a good laugh, I was the class clown since Gr 8 :)

Guess my talents are still competitive!

>>873177
>not on the water

Yeah shit-tier Cali lifestyle please consider suicide

>>873158
You should go into writing. The dumb bitch who wrote 50 sades of grey also made a character who was a billionaire 10/10 in his 20s who's solving world hunger with his money.

>>873318
lol all the men on earth, made me chuckle

>>873269
Agreed, I must question both OPs expertise and conviction when it comes to sucking dick.
It's not like anyone can just wake up one day and go "I'll suck a mean dick today"
It's science as much as it is art.

>>875751
And now she wrote the exact same book again from HIS perspective and cashes in on it again.

>>873253
>>873301
He's kind of right. I'm a Finance student at University of Waterloo... I've never heard of anyone having a co-worker from University of Windsor kek

I'd say that would be around 3 billion dollars.
My wife's uncle *actually* has that kind of money, and here is EXACTLY what he did to earn it: He saved up money for three years after high school waiting tables a Red Lobster. Then he invested 10k into a little kiosk at his local mall. The kiosk was pretty much just a little booth where you could get your dick sucked. He sucked three billion dicks. All for one dollar each.

>>873352
OP, you realize anyone could easily fuck up your life by screenshotting your posts, making a shitstorm about your use of the n-word and your link to "Club Alure" right? Shit would not be difficult: just a few well placed posts on facebook, perhaps a wordpress page etc. Then someone on your campus will see your posts and eventually identify who you are (based on the way you talked, the place you said you worked over the summer, your degree etc).

You're not an elite. I have never heard of your school, and your tone is caustic and cringeworthy. You, in this moment, a plebeian. Now stop being a shithead on a Virtual Bangledeshi Art Gallery, or learn to know your place.

>>873540
laughed my ass off

In light of OP's willingness to share his dreams, I thought I would let you guys give a crack at my own.. please estimate my costs for my dream lifestyle:

> A Chateau in a underpolulated area of Poland
> an old rolls royce
> 12 kids, no school (homeschool) then nothing
> prostitute polish wife that I keep at my estate
> all my clothes 18th century (breeches n coats
> have a personal chef
> hang out with local polacks and slavs

btw im 20

I currently work at a grocery store but Im good with money

please give good answers only, thanks

>>876178
Szlachta wannabe pls go.

>>876165
Lol op is a sandnigger

>>876178
Lol, I just want enough money to not have to go to work and allow me to live and work at home on few personal coding projects that I just dont have time for now (which eventully will provide income in the long run)

>>874795
>All big name cars that are out performed in every way by lesser known cars.
Name one lesser known car in the same price range that outperforms the GT-R.
>Literally just cars that are only good at screaming "I HAVE MONEY, GIVE ME ATTENTION"
That's where they won't be outperformed by lesser known cars. Especially the Aventador. Why even bother complaining about this when OP is clearly concerned with status?

>Two months of vacation time per year would mean you don't work very much.. At all.
Working 10 months a year is a decent amount, wagecuck. Especially for somebody rolling in millions. You think Notch worked 10 months a year?

>Name brand clothes. Kek. Literally the same shit with a speshul tag
If it wasn't for this comment I wouldn't have even bothered replying, but this was too funny to pass up. What a fucking retard.

>>873213
Wouldn't he flood the market drastically driving down the ppd?

>Not to mention anti trust laws.

>>876225
ahhahahaha holy shit

As a guy in my mid-late twenties it's terrible to see young people chart out their life like this. As if they have enough experience to really know what they want. Audis, GT-R, these cars require little skill and have you even driven them, yet you still want them? Where is this desire coming from? It's definitely not a pursuit of driving pleasure, sounds like you're building your values around hubris.

Are you going to even be living on your own prior to age 25? What about travel? Will you even have experience working in your field at this age, or will you still be in school, wearing your rose-colored glasses?

Here's my plan:
finish my apprenticeship(yeah, I took an arts class in my younger years)
start a business, work seasonally
buy a sailboat, live on it half the year, doing odd jobs at marinas(technical repair)

This entire fucking thread is kektastic. OP is a delusional raging homo who wants status and attention above anything else. He's probably a guy with a lot of selfies of his face. OP you have unrealistic goals. You are attending a university that no one has heard of and your chance to work in finance or banking are slim to none. You're going to be in teh same place as the guy who partied and got shit grades. Only difference he will have jobs due to the partying. By 30, you have a shit tier job that pays 45k and gf/wife who is a beast because your attitude turns off a lot of women. You're an entitled douchelord who thinks he's better than everyone else. You're not smart nor do you have any skills that are useful to employers. Finance is a super saturated field. Just enjoy working in small companies and live within those means. Because trust me, most wealthy folk you see are miserable and contemplate suicide everyday. Their kids hate them, and the wife is probably number 3 or 4. The original wife married a nice decent guy who is middle class and fucks her 3 times a week. The wealthy guy is too business with making money which makes him stressed and cannot get an erection.

invent a cure to autism and you'll be reach and cure yourself as well

How much passive income do I need to support this lifestyle, /biz/?
>1.5 acres of land with a few small homes for my immediate family
>family vacations every other year
>adequate medical care

>>873234

> similar to Trump... something I can leave after I die and the world remembers me

It will be difficult to accomplish with such myopic vision.

Hit up Barnes.

>>873158

I like how this is one of the most popular threads on /biz/. This 3 day old surface level shitstorm generator. This obvious fucking bait shows that for all the pretense, /biz/ is still a part of 4chan.

They may want to be rich and successful, but they still room with /pol/ and /r9k/. They may know how to make money like how /fit/ knows how to get into shape, but they still hold autistic rage deep in their hearts for anything contrary to their understanding of a subject.

Fantastic job OP, may you forever ride in Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

>>873158
If you can live on a dollar and still be happy. Then you will be happy.
<fortune>You will live life as a pleb</fortune>

Should I post my facebook here lololol

all the hate i'd get

would be beautiful

maybe an hero

maybe not

who knows

facebook.com - barackobama

>>877007
how do we /transcend/?

>>873352
Damage control

>>877007

this sums everything about this site.

>>873158
Short PRAN, Buy DOGE

>>873213
I totally forgot about taxes.
how much do he have to pay for taxes being such a cocksucker ?

>>873238
>that I rightfully earned
you realise you haven't earnt the money you're spending in your head

>>874821
too bad you can't see how outrageously stupid you sound

Best thread of the month.
The last one, I mean.

>>873220
>>873213

while the proposition is obvious ridiculous, it's nonetheless a good reality check because it puts numbers in perspective.

by discounting him like that you're just showing us that you're financially retarded.

tldr you're not gonna make it son.

>>873234
>im basically not crazy for i banking
You're not going to make it son, because youre enthusiasm will never trully give in. You've been corrupted of the ideal.

>>873638
well arent you fucking special

>>877830

It's not even true. Lots of really smart people mumble and correct themselves all the time. That fag confirmed for only knowing one smart person.

>>873234
AAAHAHAHAHAHA Your dad makes 90,000 and he's what, 40-55?

PLEB PEDIGREE

While we're being completely retarded:

What can I do with a B.A. and a J.D. if I don't practice law.

I know the options are few, but I want to hear the 4chan perspective. What are the best career choices I can make now?

Let's say I just turned 25.

>>877880
This. Every smart I know will stop mid sentence if they mispronounced a word. Also they're full of doubt and look into the ground. Some even move around to think.

>>878031

>JD
>Don't practice law

What's the point of getting a JD then?

I mean, I guess you could go into politics potentially? What was your BA in?

And don't say gender studies.

>>873158
dumb american dream

>>873177

>Nissan GTR, Lamborghini Aventador, Mercedes Maybach S600, Range Rover Autobiography, Cadillac Escalade, and an Audi R8.

>$100,000

u wot m8

>3-4 kids, ivy league educations
>$500,000

u wot m8

If you're gonna have unrealistic goals, at least be realistic about how much they cost. The GTR alone is 90k. The cost of raising a kid is about 250,000 each, not including the 60k a year (x4 kids) for that ivy education. That's just the tip of your guestimationfuckery iceberg there brah.

>>873253
How about U of A business school?
Got my prereq's done and i start there next week

>>873158

>Finance
>can't figure out his own finances

GL with that.

>>874585

I would bet my left nut that you go to ivey. They are the only biz undergrads Ive met that are this delusional

>>874585
>>878278

Oops sorry thought you were OP. nvm

Ivey is a good school tho lots of opportunities to do i banking in the US. 2 sectionmates are in LA and 1 is in NY, so it's very possible

>>873158
>I'm in university for Finance,
Why even try? youve already failed at life.

>>875852
Underrated post

>>873234
>Also, my dad told me one time, he makes 30 x how much his Dad used to make, and it's up to me to continue that tradition and make 30 x what he makes. He makes $90,000 a year, so it's up to me to make $2,700,000 per year

>>874544
>Your wasting your money, you can get the same suit for $500-$100 from a good tailor. Less but youre obviously insane.

You can't get the same quality of a fucking bespoke for $500 or less.

>>878859

He probably never had a bespoke before

>>874792
This is horrible advice and doesn't apply in the current job market. This is why people graduate with degrees in women studies and can't find jobs. Do what your good and and do your hobby on the side.

>>877574
Kek

>>878864

So, what if my hobby and what I'm good at is the same thing?

Do something else entirely?

>>878192
he listed the price of the cars in order idiot gtr 100k aventador 500k.

anyway hes a retard.

>>879650

That guy is a bigger retard though

>>879471
That's fine. Majority of the time though what people love isn't a very lucrative business. I'm just saying this so people don't do what my University just introduced as a "triple language degree". Mainly I'm talking college.

>>877283
you wouldn't have to pay any taxes you dumb shithead. it would be under the table and untaxable

>>873158
You almost described my uncle.

>7 million dollar house on Rodeo in Beverly Hills
>luxury cars
>eats out almost every day at really nice restaurants
>takes 5-10, one to two week vacations a year
>takes me to an exclusive club that I sometimes see celebrities at

Not sure how much he makes, but it's a fuck ton.

>>873158
You seem like the kind of guy who can't delay gratification, which is a trait most people need in order to accumulate wealth. You won't make it.

>>873158
>married
>kids
>watch collection
Your dream life sounds boring m8
Even your taste in cars is boring

>>873158
Only an idiot would actually make such a post.

>>873158
>So, how much should I take in every year, to afford my goals?

Post this thread again when you're less liberal.

>>879879
Forgot my protip.
Here it is:
protip: you won't

>>873158
Hi OP,

I'm 16 and roughly live that lifestyle (except gf and no kids). Roughly $20,000 a year will cover you. Good luck.

>>873601
Trolling aside, I like this. That was really well articulated.

Can you post more from your personal manifesto?

>>873164
i would say for him, it's more of a personal goal to see if he fucking can lol.

>>879910

YES

I'd probably just try spending it all, just to prove I can LOL!

That's me I guess

OOH OOH DO ME
>Shitty, but cozy house, one story 2-3 bed 1 bath large yard
>Cook my own food
>Smoke weed everyday
>Doesn't really matter where
>just chill in my free time, maybe garden or play an instrument
>garage is workshop,
>functional, but not glamorous car
>lifelong bachelor

I swear I hope I make it

>>873158
Keep dreaming big OP. Fuck all these negative comments. You have a clear image on what you want, now you're going about trying to obtaining it. Good on you.

>>880724

Make youtube videos. It would probably be enough to sustain this lifestyle.

Me next.

Ideal lifestyle
> small apartment 10-15m^2 - bathroom and a desk is all I need
> small dojo with a weights room, showers, kitchen and amenities
> electric car - small
> tomboy girlfriend who doesn't want to marry - has her own apartment and trains at my dojo
> half a dozen kids spawned from sperm banks - I don't want to know them
> majority share-holder in a multi-national corporation
> property portfolio worth over 1 billion dollars
> a software suit on every device in existence
> a cat

I will make it.

>>873158
I will never understand this mentality, even when I was on big money (148k annually) I learned quickly that material goods are basically meaningless, I have a fucktonne of expensive Figma, but now they sit on my shelf doing nothing, what the fuck is the point of them? Expensive cars? give me a cheap ford focus with a good sound system in it over any sports car any day. Expensive brand clothes, why? to look like a tool?

I found happiness in putting on gigs and music events for the local music scene, I invested in many local events and even when I lost money, I was happy I made others happy, Now I want wealth again, not for myself, but to do development work in the third world.

Too bad I lost that job in the GFC, had a bunch of personal disasters that obliterated my savings, and became disabled so I can't do physical work.

>>873253
>2 B's
You've already failed. I feel sorry for those beautiful happy rich kids that will now never be born.

>>873633
Spelled autistic wrong.

>>881295
>ford focus
>ford

lel, Fix Or Repair Daily

honda is better tbh

>>873238
being THIS retarded and delusional

>>876165
>don't take any risks ever
Why live if you are afraid of someone screencapping a shitty 4chan thread? Fucking ignoble prick.

OP is a boring faggot robot. Car and watch collection? GTFO clown. Fucking idiot spending all his time WORKING in college. Virgin who never does anything fun detected. No girl will ever marry a type-A sperg with no hobbies or talents at all.

Lmao OP is going to have a miserable life.

Don't add up the material things you want and then ask how to get them. You will always want more and never be fulfilled.

Add up the immaterial things that are important to you and figure out how to use them to get the material things you want. You will already have what you truly wanted all along, as well as the toys.

>>873352
>Yeah, 3 of my friends (a year older) are opening up a club, they just finished their second year.
toplep

>>873158
probably become a rapper or pop singer, then go bankrupt before age 40

>>873158
$150k-250k. This way I could support my parents and still be well off. I live pretty modestly.

>>873158
I think you're the kind of people the, after winning the lottery will say others that with "hard work" they'll rich one day what you have

OP should just stick to two cars and skip the expensive clothes and jewery, then spend that money on more wives/kids tbh. Family is awesome.

Just get a new cheap safe car for your daily driver plus the aventador for fun. You can get top quality watches and suits for <$1000.

>>875852
THIS

>>876225
I knew that the moment I read his original post. White/Jewish people would never have this sort of pipe dream, which comes out of having grandparents in hardcore poverty.

>>873213
Hahahahahhahahahah this is the funniest post on 4chin I have ever seen.

>been here for 5 years

>>873158
I'm 23 and I'm about to make 75k in one sale before taxes at xerox.

Open your mind faggot

OP here

I'VE MADE THE BEST THREAD ON BIZ


+ I've taken your ideas into account and I've decided on doing a degree in Political Science, then becoming a lawyer, and working for a firm, trying to make Partner.

While doing this, I'll do a double degree in Computer Science during my Summers off, so I could work for CS companies because that's what I think the future is.

Thank you everyone!

>>878859
Personally, I just go to Hong Kong to have clothing made. Flights are cheap, it's a nice vacation, and bespoke clothing is both cheap and well made there.

For the cost of one suit made by a tailor from Hong Kong living in the US, I can fly to Hong Kong, have a nice relaxing week, pick out some interesting fabrics in the market, and have a new set of clothes custom made to my specifications.

>>873234
>something I can leave after I die and the world remembers me.

So your main goal in life is to have people think about you?

>>882597
The high finance plan was better. How did you even get this idea from everyone calling you out on your fagotry?

>>876225
>>877998
Yeah, these are basically your problems. If you were a white guy then you would have learned not to be such a retard by now. What you are writing is perfectly fine for an arrogant 16 year old. Not appropriate for a 19 year old. At the very least your posts should have gotten more intelligent as this thread went on, but they got worse. You do not have the pedigree or intelligence for a banking job, or a lawying job. Just drop out of college and work at McDonalds. You don't have it in you. If by some miracle you actually get into banking, you will underperform and will never get promoted past an associate level (~200k) position. You will rot at that level and explode into a fat angry type-A fuck. You will be so obese and Indian that no woman will want to touch you, not even a gold digger. You will see the fresh young bankers in their first and second year that pull hot pussy. You will see those acne-covered skinny nerds fucking so many cute interns and gold diggers that you will start to despise them. "Why do women love them so much? They make half as much money as me and their clothes don't even fit!" you will ask yourself. Then in a few years you will see their careers surpass yours. Soon they are making ten times as much money as you. After a good deal of thought you will realize that you would have been happier if you had just dropped out of college and worked at McDonalds. Then you will cry. Then you will wither for a while; then you will die before you have any kids, a mediocre fat angry virgin. You will die a virgin. Just drop out of college and work at McDonalds. You don't have it in you.

I wish it weren't true. But that's what I think. You seem like a good kid even though you are overconfident. I hope this post cuts you down to size a bit and gives you the motivation you will need to succeed. I just don't see it though.

>>879744
Somebody's going to ask questions when you suddenly drop eight million dollars worth of small bills on a house one day from all your dick sucking.

>>882597
What part of dicks did you not suck? You didn't listen to anyone. We all called you an enormous faggot who sounds like you are on track to be a terrible person. Rethink your life, OP

>>882597

Im going to a community college atm, doing general ed and deciding on my major.

After reading this thread I'm assuming my chances of going to a top b-school and investment banking are pretty much gone.

Should I just go into computer science and hope I can make a successful tech company?

I want to be rich btw (like op)

>>873171
Up here in the Hollywood hills

this thread contains the funniest cringeworthy material hard to find even on /b/ and /r9k/

>>873540
I appreciate the effort you expended in writing this

>>878255
this

bump we can't just let this thread die

OP is a Paki retard. He's self-centered and want to show his "wealth" to others. He wants to show it to the plebs because he want to feel superior.

this thread is gold

only thing else I'm going to say is that if you have this kind of mentality, there is no way you will ever be able to sustain a lifestyle like this. People with these lifestyles are either born into wealth, are actors or are athletes. Pretty much all other millionaires (such as ones who start successful businesses, get into high ranking positions in high-end firms) are frugal at the core.

If you're serious, become a rapper and sell your soul to the devil, pushing the Illuminati agenda. Worked for Kanye, Tyga, etc.

shit, you almost sound like me when I was 16, except I was trying to find flaws in the betting systems, casinos etc., went very well for some time then crashed and burned.
Now I'm 19 but reality hit me and I came to my senses, I don't need all the shit I wanted back then, all I need is my own business so I don't have to work on dull 9 to 5 jobs and I'm not looking to instantly become the ceo of some bullshit.
Got a few really promising start ups (by the way if anyone got like a $100 to spare it would really speed up protoype completion) and inventions which bring me profit, and bring the buyer profit almost immediately.
All I need is some cash from that to start my own shop which will hopefully make me financially safe and stable for the rest of my life which I will live comfortably.

tl;dr reality gunna kick this guy in the balls real hard real soon when he sees the world doesn't work the way he thinks it does

>>873158
It saddens me that someone can be this materialistic.
>"My lifelong dream is to make enough money to waste on pointless shit"
Seriously?

>>873325
You know this is all totally pointless right? You will be dead in 60 years and no-one will give a fuck how much money you made except you last 18 year old wife. You sound like a massive goy.

>>884749
My lifelong dream is to buy a Rolls-Royce if I'm ever rich enough to do it, but I won't mind just living my life without having to worry much about money.
OP on the other hand must have discovered Dan Bilzerian or something (and/or is just plain stupid)

>>884754
yeah one or a few nice cars is fine but to revolve your life around buying big name cars just to look impressive is sad

OP just start your own small business. Its much better to have your company than being a wagecuck. Or having your stupid materialistic fantasy.

>>884523
>le epic illuminati rappers meme

Bump, this can't die

>>873184

You really are a materialistic faggot. 10/10 if troll.

>>873158
You sound like one toxic human OP.

Get off Dan Bilzerian's or whatever flash in the pan new money Instagram, grow up and realize how tacky and generational you are.

For your own good and health.

>>885393
kill yourself

>passive income
>no debt
>classic 1970's car
>nice house/apartment relatively central in a city
>work for myself, choose my own hours
>freedom to travel when i feel like it
>complete mystery what i do for a living

I'm writing online erotica for amazon and working on my art to make online comics that hopefully tap into that sweet patreon money.
That's the dream, but mainly I'm doing these things for my own satisfaction. Writing erotica is good practice and I enjoy making art. I'm happy to be a bartender for now.

>>886231
Is this your life right now ?

>>886282
No, that was my dream setup.
Out of all of those I'm a bartender working fulltime, making comics and writing erotica... neither of those have had any real time to get off the ground.
This year I moved to England to travel [from australia] so no car or property. I'm just doing this in my spare time and focusing on makind media I enjoy before attempting to distribute it.

>>873158
>at least $10million in excess to your yearly expenses
>10lbs gold owned
>anything else you want to spend on

OP

https://youtu.be/ULqAIbjCsXE