/biz/ - Business & Finance

don't drop the soap

Get a lawyer?

I dont know, maybe they’ll let you have kneepads in prison.

you actually can't put up massive bogwalls on the actual stock market? the fuck

>>8725557
No one told me this reeeeeeeeee

>>8725533
Checked and already done

>>8725570
The majority of crypto traders are millennials so this makes sense.
The millennial cry of"I didn't know!"
Just like when the taxes come in.

That's why crypto is coming to a crash. The gullible millennials who only need some person on YouTube to tell them exactly what to do so they never have to think (remember to smash that like and subscribe button!!!!!).

You are truly pathetic

>>8725514
top keks

fucking kikes won 't even let us manipulate financial markets.

>>8725514

LOL

>>8725514

That's what you get for trying to manipulate the market. Fuck you.

Dodd-frank makes spoofing illegal and I hope you get railed for it

>>8725514
>unironically thinking you can use jew tactics legally
How the fuck do you think the jews would feel if they could get jewed by others??

>>8725514
manipulate financial markets is a felony Op You could get 20 years

>>8725514
lol fucking nice

>>8725514
I hope for once OP isn't LARPing and this is actually real.

>>8725767
*regulated

should have stayed in crypto everything goes here

just say you kept changing your mind and had to change the orders , jews get let off on child porn charges by saying they were doing research you can think of something, make sure they think you are jewish thats the key

>>8725514
That's what you get for playing kike games OP

>>8725514
read this article dude your gonna get raped and prison time probably

https://www.pillsburylaw.com/en/news-and-insights/spoofing-is-no-joke-prosecutors-clamp-down-on-high-frequency.html

Say hi to Bubba for me

>>8725514
I sure hope this is a fucking larp.

If you're not LARPing you should get a lawyer. Spoofing can easily get you prison time afaik.

>>8725809
Thanks senpai

I’m Jewish on my moms side of the family so it might just work

>>8725514

>>8725896
Isn't Jewishness only passed down through the maternal line or something?

Why make such stupid larp?
Just ask directly - hey bizbros what do you think about spoofing layering and shit in crypto?

>>8725717
This

Boomer niggers needing the government's helping handouts ruined the economy

>>8726175

The solution to market manipulation is regulation just as the solution to obesity is stomach stapling.

>>8726207
Or just letting the weak die

>>8725514
Either stay ans risk it or buy BTC and fly to Russia and marry there for papers (easy if you're rich), it's better than risking prison desu

>>8725514
Run to a psychiatrist and get a diagnose of ADD of stuff reguarding attention swing or shit. It is solid.

>>8726207
>The solution to market manipulation is regulation just as the solution to obesity is stomach stapling.
Regulation doesn't fucking work. LIBOR manipulation still happened, they paid a fine of millions and made billions. HSBC laundered cartel drug money of billions, they paid a couple hundred mils in fines.
This system is rotten and needs to be destroyed.
Prep the ovens.

OP just play stupid man, it's your best bet
Sorry judge i've never been in stocks. I started with crypto currency and that's the strategy everyone uses in crypto. I had no idea i couldn't put up large orders in????

>>8725823
>>8725514

holy fuckin shit
rip OP
im glad i dont understand any of these buy/sell wall things so i have no temptation to try myself

>>8726332

Stomach stapling doesn't work either. The only true solution to obesity is meal prep and counting calories. Just as the only true solution to a manipulated market is an informed intelligent investor.

>>8725514
You should start watching this guy's videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoRE2QOl9KY

He'll teach you how to make it in prison -- even if you have a small Peter.