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everyone i know has $401k. i have less than $1000. i am fucking pissed. how can i get more money than them?

>> No.8711358

>>8711245
>everyone i know has $401k
anon, are you stupid?

>> No.8711366
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8711366

>>8711358
>$401k

>> No.8711380

>>8711358
ok not everyone but alot do. and it fucking pisses me off because these shitbag birdbrains are dumber than me and dont deserve it. i should be richer than them. how do i make more than them like i deserve?

>> No.8711381

I bet Donald Trump is working right now to get you a lot of money. I bet he is thinking about making your life better right now. Just keep waiting a little longer, its going to happen soon. Be patient. He is going to turn things around for you, just give him some time.

>> No.8711386

Not gambling with internet monopoly money. Or just short all crypto, if you have to even fuck with it. The only guarantee is that crypto is going to continue losing value exponentially.

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8711394

>everyone i know has $401k

>> No.8711418

>>8711380
>birdbrains are dumber than me
>$401k
I wouldn't be so certain.

>> No.8711439

>>8711418
fuck off i know these assholes. they are complete normans. just answer my question how can i get more than them to show i am richer than they are?

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>$401K

>> No.8711483

What an elaborate ruse, OP. Delete your life.

>> No.8711498

Same here OP. These retards are just shitty office workers and they all somehow have $401k. I'm tired of being poor

>> No.8711524

>>8711483
it provided a medium chuckle, it's more than I get out of most shitposts

>> No.8711560

This is /biz/. This is what this board has become.

>> No.8711579

>>8711245
Jokes on them. I've got $403b

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>>8711560
Oh my God the crypto pajeet shill board on the anus of the internet!! Look what’s become of it!! Oh my lord!

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>>8711245
>401K

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>>8711245
>$401k

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>>8711245
>401k

>> No.8712857

>>8711245
That's real funny brainlet.

>> No.8712896

ITT biz falling for the oldest biz-bait there is. Never change faggots.

>> No.8712941

>>8711579
underrated post

>> No.8712966

>>8711245
9pm est

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>>8711358

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>$401k

>> No.8714080

>>8711439
You sound upset and jealous.

Chances are you're probably not any smarter than them btw.

>> No.8714252

>>8711245
>all my friends are going to get fucked by the taxman when they are old and can't work anymore

You'll probably be in a higher tax bracket when you are older so the taxes will be even worse. It's nice if you have company match but not the best option for a retirement account if you'd like to keep your same standard of living.