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>crypto tanking
>stocks tanking
>bonds in a bubble
What the fuck should I put my money in?

>> No.8706506

>>8706490

uh... shorts?

>> No.8706508

In a short contract dumbass

>> No.8706513

>>8706490
bet on jews' victory

>> No.8706524

>>8706506
>>8706508
What if it reverses?

>> No.8706527
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>>8706490

>> No.8706533
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8706533

Physical gold and silver

>> No.8706546

>>8706490
Inverse ETFs
Precious metals
Shorts

>> No.8706549

>>8706533
Holy fucking hivemind

>> No.8706563

>>8706524
uh... long?

>> No.8706587

>>8706524
it never actually reversed to a downtrend so...

>> No.8706626

>>8706546
>>8706587
You're right, stocks are still technically in a bull market so we probably still have a long ways to go, think I will get some inverse ETFs.

>> No.8706631

>>8706490
How about an REAL business with an REAL product.

>> No.8706652

>>8706631
I don't have hundreds of thousands worth of capital to throw around and if we are entering a recession, which we're due for, it would be a horrible time to start a business anyways.

>> No.8706678

>>8706490
War

>> No.8706712

>>8706490
Real estate, you never lose on real estate. Unless you exist as a literal singularity of stupidity.

>> No.8706757

>>8706712
>Real estate, you never lose on real estate.
>housing bubbles aren't a thing

>> No.8706762

>stocks are too cheap now, so I better wait until they are more expensive to buy them
I though "buy high, sell low" was just a meme but you people seem to genuinely think it's a good idea? Have you ever had your IQ tested?

>> No.8706764

>>8706506
Why not pants?

>> No.8706782

>>8706712
>you never lose on real estate
lmao this nigga was underaged in 2008

>> No.8706790
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8706790

THERE IS NO REFUGE

>> No.8706854

>>8706506
>EAT
>MY
>SHORTS

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>> No.8707028

>>8706712
Are you retarded kek

>> No.8707087

>>8706490
>What the fuck should I put my money in?
Cash, nigger, how hard was that?

>> No.8707091

>>8706626
Yeah, inverse ETFs are a pretty safe bet rn, I'll put my money into them.

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>>8706563
kek

>> No.8707150

>>8706527
2010
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2011
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2012
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2013
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2014
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2015
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2016
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2017
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2018
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2019
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2020
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
2021
>markets gonna tank fɑm.
—Happening—-
>told you niggers to buy gold

>> No.8707164

>>8707150
based

>> No.8707191
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>>8707150
>fɑm posting is back

>> No.8707245

>>8707150
Except that wasn’t the rhetoric because we tanked in 2008 and started to recover in 2010. Markets are cyclical so it has been just over 10 years since the last recession, it’s time. The writing is on the wall. Some stock fags sound as delusional as crypto fags thinking prices will keep going up forever

>> No.8707271
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8707271

He tried to tell you Anon. We all told you. Why didn't you listen? Funds. Are. Safe.

>> No.8707294

>>8706490
Guns
lots and lots of guns.

>> No.8707302
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>>8706712
Yeah houses will never go to zero unless pic related happens.

>> No.8707357

>>8706490
Bleach lots and lots of bleach

>> No.8707374

>>8707245
No shit. That’s the point, all this gold merchant has to do is say the cycle is going down, eventually he will be right. Meanwhile you missed out on hundreds of growth vehicles. I made high six figures in crypto but if I listened to (((Schiff))) is be sitting on shiny metal that hasn’t beaten inflation.

>> No.8707962

Commodities, if you think this is a sign of inflation, get gold and silver physically.

>> No.8707999

Guns never lose value, only gain it

>> No.8708282

>>8707999
senpai

>> No.8708402

>>8706490
>What the fuck should I put my money in?

honey

its basically the best food
never spoils
lasts for centuries

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>>8707999
>Bans your guns

>> No.8709421

>>8706513
Never.

>> No.8709460

>>8708424
>implying this won't increase their value even more

>> No.8709470

>>8708424
mark hamill hahahaha
this faggot is such a massive spineless cuck. someone should shoot him in the head with a .50cal and end this sad piece of shit.

>> No.8709479

>>8708424
Complete faggotry

>> No.8709520

>>8706490
>What the fuck should I put my money in?
under your mattress

>> No.8709530
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get in before the physical tickets are sold out

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>>8706490
this

>>8706533
fuck that

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>>8706490
>What the fuck should I put my money in?
Here.

>> No.8709729

>>8708424
kek, he doesn't know the black market exists, just like alcohol prohibition made it valuable

>> No.8709772

>>8706490
African development

Whoever can establish themselves in that market will be the gods of the new world

>> No.8709802

>>8708402
Honey isnt a food, it's sugar