/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'd smash the fuck out of that boipucci tl:dr

>>8689418
is there any context on the pic op

>>8689418
nice blog
thanks for posting it
sage

>>8689418
is there something you wanna get off your chest OP

I'd bang right sage

>business & finance
go back to r9k faggot

>>8689429
You can only bang right. You can't bang left, because if you did you would still be in jail now and couldn't bang right.

>>8689418
I didn't read your post

>>8689418
Kids are expensive and only the top 5% of the population makes enough money to support them. Maybe if I make it in crypto one day I'll have enough money to get married and have kids, but in all likelihood it's not going to happen.

>>8689418
sauce me so fucking bad you homoboi

>>8689753
>Tyrone and Shaquanda have four kids
>Pedro and Lupe have six
>top 5%
I give humanity 50 years, tops

>>8689418
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>>8689792
Idiocracy was a documentary

>>8689792
They're only able to do it because the government gives them free money to do it.

>>8689805
given the current Supreme Ruler of the United States, it wasn't about the future either

>>8689824
>free money

>>8689845
Free, as in, they don't need to do any work to receive it.

>>8689825

>>8689519
Right looks way better though

>>8689896

>>8689418
Imagine bringing kids to this dumb, kiked up world. They'll grow up around niggers, absorb nigger culture, act like niggers, and you'll be nothing but a talking atm for them. They're faces glued to thier phones, even when walking inside the house. Your wife will grow tired of you eventually, get fat, and look at you as an obstacle to her hypothetical "what could have been" life, and that's best case scenario. You'll end up alone either way, with a lot less money
>inb4 le edgy cynical
>inb4 DUDE LIFE'S A JOURNEY, MAAAN
yea fuck that noise

>>8689955
I'm buying me an island someday, or a nice mountain getaway on a huge property. Fuck this mess.

>>8689908
cuz left is 11

>>8689418
Yeah I don't even disagree with that. Ideally most people should have a family. For lots of reasons.
But I can't. I have a lot of issues and I didn't do very well for myself to make up for it. And the crypto crash is NOT helping with that kek. And now with the Team Peanut Butter crash, holy shit forget it.

>>8689418
I wholly agree with your post OP, holy shit I hate it when people post on normiebook referring to their dogs as 'kids' asf.


But I wanted to point out that you're using 'whom' wrong in this post
Whom can often be thought of as replacing "him(/her)" or "them"
So this would be a case of overusing whom, since you wouldn't normally say 'him/them are just ...'

t. Your local friendly grammar Nazi

>>8689955
haha you are projecting haha my life is soooooo good im soo happy right now get rekt noob xD

>>8690406
Wait till you leave your mom's house

>>8689418
Who are Eric and Lyle Menendez.

Fuck off breeder

>>8689908
we're talking facts here retard, not opinion

>>8689418
Fuck that noise. You're gonna think you're such a perfect father until one day your daughter becomes a whore all on her own or your son turns out to be a psychopath. Either way they're gonna hate you and cost you everything financially without even giving a single fuck. Then you gotta deal with every single teeny bopper trend that pops up over the next few decades. It just sounds like a nightmare. Better also buy your wife the best plastic surgery and anti-aging shit available or your life will really be in a permanent downtrend until she divorces you or you kys.

>>8689418
>>8689753
>>8689955
>>8690008
>>8690093
Fucking retards stop being cucks and have some fucking children already. You're feeling sorry for yourselves because you aren't as prosper and haven't ascended as much as daddy and granddaddy, when all this prosperity was an obvious bubble and we're going back to the times where a family only maintained their wealth in relation to their peers for many generations, which was 99% of human fucking history.

No matter what stupid memes about firm handshakes and looking the manager in the eye your local boomer tells you, the economy is moving at a much slower pace now than it was 50 years ago. This does not mean you can't or won't make it, it just means the average outcome is less impressive. Stop being materialistic cucks and have some fucking decent-iq children already, take them to a fucking park and push them on a stupid swing. Teach them some work ethics and restraint and they'll do just fucking fine, and you won't interrupt 4 fucking billion years of continued successful evolution because a bunch of neckbeards on a malaysian curry tasting picnic convinced you you aren't man enough to be king of a 3-person castle and rule a woman and kid with an iron fist to the face

>>8691993

shut the fuck up faggot you'd have to be retarded to bring kids into this world

>>8689418
When I'm 40 I've decided I'm either going to pay to have a kid made, or go on a rape spree in a third world country.

WHAT IF science allowed your waifu to become real though?

>>8691993
I didn't want to be born. Why would I give this "gift" to someone else?

>>8692296
thanks I bought 100k

>>8692324
Felt the same way my entire life.

My parents must feel like shit since I want nothing to do with them. I lost so much money helping them in January.

>>8692296
How many bitcoins to make Asuka real?

>>8692324
>>8692417
Absolute state of biz

>>8689955
Please don’t reproduce. Out of the gene pool, now

>>8692512
I'm curious, do you believe in god or some some of afterlife? Since we're on 4chan I would doubt that. So if no, why would you care about anything what happens after you, especially about the gene pool meme?

>>8692168
By that time rape sprees will be legal in some first world countries

>>8692324
Well the hope is always that your children will have a better life than yours. For our generation it wasn't generally true. And it might turn out even worse for the next generations.
I really don't think I'd be able to provide children with a good life so I think it would be completely immoral for me to do it.

>>8689931
what a beautiful man

>>8692655
But why you would throw someone into this world at all, give him the awareness of existence at all? If you're not aware that you're dead, before you're born, that might be the best thing you can ever have.

>>8692296

>>8691993
You're a good guy mate.
Like you say, it's not as hard as we think. 1. Find a basic house to buy with crypto.
2. Find, meet, attract, impregnate a woman.

I'm stuck on step 1