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ok guys I am done, I am going to kill myself like the other kid on /r9k/ which is the easiest way? I was thinking of getting a shotgun and shooting myself in the head, but it will be too graphic for my family to see my exploded head in the ground, maybe I can hang myself or if anyone here knows any good pills I can take to make it quick and easy, thanks.

>> No.8686769

halp

>> No.8686793

>>8686769
Take alot of pills to od and shoot yourself before it hits

>> No.8686807

>>8686299
go to the grocery store. fill up 2 carts worth of peeps. keep eating until you die. when you puke just keep eating.

>> No.8686824
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Live on for Lil Peep

>> No.8686851

kill your family first so they don't have to see your brain splattered in the roof.

>> No.8686896

>>8686793
>peeps
>>8686807
what type of pills? what is their name?

>> No.8686919

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

>> No.8686985

>>8686299
Google helium exit bag

>> No.8687318

>>8686299
muh rage quit faggot. Nigger life is hard what you want, it's hard for you as it's hard for most of us here.. stop bitching around, sleep on it, wake up, put some motivational videos on utube and keep going forward no matter what.

>> No.8687325

>>8686299
Go outside. Take a deep breath. Look at all the people who live without your crypto addiction. You can too. Get a job, hit the gym, become the normie and be quite happy. It's not too late until you pull the trigger.

>> No.8687364

>>8686299
Dont do it, moon incoming

>> No.8687409

>>8686299
Can i have your ARK op?

>> No.8687415

>>8686299
Buy fentanil or carfentanil with buttcoin and sleep forever.
Alternatively you can realize that you just lost some money, it's no big deal.

>> No.8687546

>>8686299
just wait 6 months and everything is back to normal + more
are you stupid?

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>> No.8688709

>>8687751
Wow. This is just wrong on so many levels

>> No.8688718
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>>8686299

>> No.8688726

>>8686299
Carbon monoxide poisoning is the easiest way

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>>8688718
>that pic

>> No.8688761

>>8688718
So sad

>> No.8688773

>>8686299
Imagine being so new you don't even know what an exit bag is. The absolute state of /biz/ suicide threads.

>> No.8688784

>>8688718
Old man begging for attention.

>> No.8688798

>>8686299
Rope is cheap, so are bridges and cliffs

>> No.8688848

To be honest OP, my little brother necked himself from his bedpost with a drawstring from a hoodie. It doesn't take a lot to kill yourself, you're just crying for help.

>> No.8688936

>>8688848
Sorry to hear it creme bro

>> No.8688978

>>8688718
I used to see lonely old guys eating alone in restaurants all the time when I worked in them as a kid. Really is sad, makes me feel better about my sexless marriage

>> No.8689431
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8689431

>>8686299

>> No.8689668

>>8686299
Weak.... stop showing weakness

>> No.8689873

How about you pull your head out of that dark place and reinvent yourself instead?

>> No.8689903

>>8688848
Mine used a shot gun. That really was his only option in his mind. YOLO, make the most of it lads. OP if you have any money left then start an Emergency fund and just hold your positions and quit checking on crypto. Get some sunshine and maybe learn something new. Good luck .

>> No.8689999

Get help. Go see a psychiatrist. I promise you it's worth a try.

>> No.8690020

>>8686985
Yeah, exit bag is the way to go. Also, please make sure to stream it.

>> No.8690294

>>8688978
>young
>sexless marriage
You're on the road to being that lonely old man

>> No.8690310

OP is ARK girl

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>>8686299
Hey, can you give me your ARK before you kys? I'm very poor and i could really use it.

>> No.8691075

>>8689999
the digits of truth.

also, look up quantum suicide. there is no exit from this life. you have to live it.

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>>8688709
I know. I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw it.

>> No.8691126

>>8686299
Oh, and also, if you really want to kill yourself, get some Nembutal/Pentobarbital. It kills pretty much instantly and painlessly every time.