/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8671694


Anon we aren’t meming though? Shorting literally is the new paradigm now. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

>tfw you thought the normie bull run was the most cancerous period
>tfw you thought the post bull run crash was the most cancerous period
>tfw today /biz/ surpassed all those and still keeps on breaking the record on being the most cancerous period full of 12 year olds meme'ing

>>8671747


And who the fuck is this "sminem" clown? I get the joke around the 2 plastic surgeried to oblivion French geezers, but this kid now? Kek, does this goon supposedly have the worlds banksters in his back pocket too? Lmao. This poor Russian kids mom drank a little too much vodka while she was pregnant with him. Probably smoked a few too many cigarettes too. Leave him alone you fuckers, you're making fun of fetal alcohol syndrome induced microcephaly

>>8671694
>>8671747
Shorting literally is the new paradigm now. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

>>8671694
I've been non-stop shitposting the last week. It is keeping me from checking my Delta.

>>8671700
this is the best new meme. all anons should support this

>>8671694
Wtf else do you expect us to do? The market is taking a big fat shit and has been for a couple months now. The only “serious” crypto discussion is shilling, shorting pajeet fudding and the occasional TA voodoo shamanism thread

>>8672350
Go 100x short on bitmex. everyone does it now!

>>8672360
Just sold 100k