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When will people realize that most goldman saggots arent that smart? They have great people skills, emotional iq, and work ethic, but very few of them actually do well thru intellectual talent. All the senior execs make it hell for the newcomers because they dont want competition from people smarter than them. Its not even difficult to figure that out. Its their game. They all pretend like they are superstars when in reality all they are is a bunch of ivy leagers who got into harvard yale and princeton by spending 90% of their lives studying in high school. They all think intelligence is grown through hard work, rather than being born from your parents. Anybody with true intelligence knows that intelligence is born, because they all find high school and college concepts to be trivial and a joke, difficulty-wise. It takes a truly smart person like mike burry to make goldman saggots realize how much they are ginourmous faggot facades. Goldman saggots are alot more like these guys (pic. rel.) from the big short than they are like michael burry. End rant.

>> No.8669542

>>8669465
I have a "friend" who works at Goldman Sachs in London. He is one of (((them))), he never had any friend whatsoever in high school and doesn't look at all like the guys in the pic

I shitposted him my portfolio on snap back in December when it was at an ATH lol

>> No.8669566

>>8669542
Oh and he also gave me some "trading suggestions" back in July, long on copper/gold short on oil.

It was the most dumb trading advice i've ever heard

>> No.8669584

>>8669465

i do prefer that outlook of life. That if you work hard you can achieve something, no matter what IQ you where born with. However, IQ cannot be increased a lot according to Jordan Peterson

>> No.8669625
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8669625

>>8669465
Goldman receives 10 000 applications per open position. Hire math geniuses and such, best programmers too. In europe it's much lower bar to get into finance such as london. Annually goldman new york receives 250 000 appilcations per from year all over the world. Talk about crowded trade.

>> No.8669626

Lol
>Goldman Sachs

It's the normie firm and they fuck over their clients. Lloyd Blankfield just bailed and they replaced him with a guy who DJs at clubs, not even fucking you. The firm is dying and last year they weren't even profitable.

Don't be insecure OP.

>> No.8669708

>>8669625
Yeah thats because so many normies apply they have to have a literal automatic filter.

>college douche I know meets a guy
>goes in interview
>first round passes because they ask him about his brazilian home owner therapy charity
>second round runs out of room crying because he doesnt know what stock options are
>stock options

Their application number is meaningless to me anon and most smart people go prop trading or to a fund company where the money is and they won't get abused.

>> No.8669802

>>8669465
yeah anon the geniuses really do so much better lmfao, only guys at RenTech are worth listening to, they really know what's up
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-13/renaissance-hedge-fund-tumbles-5-4-after-warning-of-correction

>> No.8669888

Nobody knows what the fuck is going on in any investing capacity. It's all guess work and fucking gambling.

>> No.8669905

>>8669626
Morgan Stanley is the new Goldman

Goldman is a meme

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8669940

>>8669566
>short on oil
lel even a brainlet could see crude oil was bullish then

>> No.8670007

a lot of companies are like this and it's terrible.
you know you're not getting the job when your immediate superior is the one tasked with conducting your job interview and it becomes painfully clear the guy doesn't know what he's doing.

>> No.8670015

>>8669465

ITT: people who think investment bankers actually do “investing”

Lel

>> No.8670033

>>8669465
>Some faggot on /biz/ trying to talk down on Goldman saying they aren't shit
Fucking kekys

>> No.8670083

>>8669905
At this point I think dog shit on the floor is better than Goldman.

>> No.8670374

>>8669465
a* goldman

>> No.8670611
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8670611

>paint a bull flag

>> No.8670674

>>8669626
Im trying senpai, im trying.

>> No.8670712

>>8670033
Sorry chad, didnt mean to slice some feels of your inferior ass, go get a massage faggot.