/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8638961

tak teddy mak u feel bettr fren

>>8639005
Thanks fren. I am so down.

I love you.

>>8639025
>>8639008
Thanks frens

You guys disgust me.

>>8639045
fuck you fren

Every in crypto right now is gonna make it. No matter how insignificant your stack, you will gain life changing money from your investments. We are all gonna make it brah

>>8639126
Thanks fren

>>8639126
cant read thumbnail

>>8639045
say it to my face and not online and see what happens fren

BTC due to hit 20k shortly https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2018/03/28/looking-ahead-to-20000-bitcoin/

>>8638961
i came to /biz/ to laught at you cause you wanted to be rich in the quick way
but i pitty you and you are a fellow apu poster
dont do it

>>8639045

Not everyone will make it, there have to be losers for there to be winners. Sorry anon's.

>>8639288
I give up. Who wants to see me hero myself?

>>8639314

pls dont

good thread

>>8639314
no, call a suicide hotline don't be rash

>>8639314
how much have you lost?

you won't feel the loss of a few grand in a few months/years.

get comfy in tether lads
This isn't ending yet

>>8639344
Too late. It's over for me. The least I can do is give back to you guys. Anyone know a good streaming video? I've left enough food for my cat for a few days

don't commit suicide over this stoopid ass shiet guys

>>8639368
I've genuinely lost around 50k, I went all in and I fucking lost it all. Game over frens, I feel numb

>>8639379
Please dont leave your cat and dont kill yourself anon, there's good things around the corner still.

>>8639314
DONT

>>8639399
Money is just a number. Write a book about losing it all and you’ll make your money back.

I know this is just a random online messaging board but:

Matt, thank you for being the father figure I never had. You were a fucking legend. I loved every minute.
Jon. I know we weren't like normal brothers but I love you and will always love you.
Samantha. You are the love of my life, always will be. Since we were kids. I'm sorry I couldn't provide for you like I said I would in our vows.

Sorry /biz. It's been fucking fun up until now.

>>8639513
Yooo send me your crypto first wtf dude. So selfish

>>8639513
Ive lost 120k before anon, been 150k+ in debt. Debt literally has no control over you. You can book a flight to any number of countrys, get a job teaching english, and just chill for a year or so banging locals who are thirsty for whities.

>>8639513
stop
don't want to see anons mom crying on cam
Not fair to family
stop

>>8639513
anon dont. talk to us or the suicide hotline please

>>8639399
don't do anything rash. take a minute to speak with someone face to face about how you're feeling.

50k loss might hurt now, but its not much in the grand scheme of things. over the course of the average person's life they'd probably spend that on crap like soft drink. you will get that money back.

>>8639513
In less than a year we'll be back up again, going now is dumb-tier fren

I feel the worst of all for the cat unironically

>>8639742
You're even sadder than he is

>>8639513

chill my nig. we're all gonna make it.

>>8639513
Don't put your family through this.

>>8639513
Don't kys. If this is a larp, fuck you. Things will get better, fren.

>>8639802
this so much

>>8638961
OP if you really kill yourself and i make it somewhere down the line I’m going to feel guilty as fuck you weren’t also there making it

If you put your entire net worth into crypto you really should remove yourself from the gene pool for everyones sake.

I've taken too many pills sorry. There's no coming back from this now unfortunately. All i'll say before I slip away is hodl your loved ones closer than you hold these shitcoins. Thanks for being my frens /biz, i've never had a family like this one. I genuinely feel at peace now. P.s cat will be fine

>>8639970

What kind of pills OP?

>>8639970

..hope this is larp

>>8639970

April fools! Good one OP!

>>8639989
Just standard stuff. ibuprofen x 30, belly hurts a bit. but genuinely at peace.

good bai

>>8640082
goodbye frens

>>8638961
As long as you still have your health and are not completely in debt you can make it all back again. Just think, you got in on the biggest bull run that most people didn't even know existed. You will be fine, but you have to take it day by day for the next few weeks.

>>8639314
DO A FLIP FAGGOT

Hey op don't do anything dumb... Become a stoic and you'll be immune to shit like this. Also the market will turn around sooner or later and when it does you'll experience a feel that only anons that survived earlier crashes have felt. Stay strong fren.

>>8640052

Go gag yourself and get them out.....you're going to miss the bull whip up from the double bottom. At very least, don't forget to delete your search history.
.

just Kill yourself and get it over with

farewell

>>8638961
Op, please kill you self. Livestream if possible. Become famous in death if not in life

The thing about a 4chan suicide is there is no way to call the cops on them

this thread is fuckin classic

*slow clap*