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when i'm a billionaire, i'm just gonna get a methhead gf
>i solve her financial crisis and she solves my sexual deprivation
>clean her up real nice, teach her to bathe
>remind her to bathe*
>give her some noots
>create a supergenius hackerchick
>the meth will make her program even faster
>she will create the sequel to the internet
>i'll invest in her ICO
>we dump on faggots
>meet the bogdanoffs
>get invited to comet ping pong
>reject invitation because my bitch succs me well
>get a hit on my head
>kill the hitman
>smoke cigars

so /biz/, what's your masterplan?

>> No.8638822

>>8638807
same thing basically even though I'm married with a kid

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8638835

>>8638807
Are you okay anon?

>> No.8638852

>>8638807
also anyone else realize how dirty her fucking tongue is?

>> No.8638872

Honestly great idea

>> No.8638876

>>8638852
Being a degenerate junkie tends to get you fucking filthy and disgusting.

>> No.8638898

could literally carry out this plan with any girl why would you choose a meth head

>> No.8638980

>>8638898
more desperate for money. plus, i need her to be able to stay up programming for 3 days straight

>> No.8638994

Methhead gf? Tried it anon. If you like your women even MORE conniving and irrational, then by all means go for it.

>> No.8639010

>>8638807
wont she just murder you for your money when her meth dealer tells her to?

>> No.8639014

>>8638980
cant relate because my cock alone keeps bitches up for 3 days straight

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8639019

>>8638994
>not getting dubs
sorry, you lost me there

>> No.8639094

when i'm a mllionaire i'm just gonna get a cute bf
>i solve his lack of cute bf
>he solves my lack of cute bf
>we won't die of aids staying loyal
>we're the faggots
>just like bogdanoffs
>mass murder at epsteins just for luls
>get a hit on our heads
>befriend hitman by being cute
>he cleans up comet ping pong instead of killing us
>news report him as a savior of white race
>he sends us a billion dollar paycheck he got from trump himself
>never smoke because smoking is for faggots
so /biz/

>> No.8639119

>>8639094
i'm in

>> No.8639219

>>8639119
just wait until i become millionaire
currently $200 in crypto and $30k in bank

>> No.8639469

>>8639094
>>8639119
C-can I join?

>> No.8639546

>>8639469
i don't think being loyal to 2 bfs can ever work, sorry

>> No.8639666

>>8639094
But yet you want to smoke pink cigars

>> No.8639704

>>8639666
satan please, smoking pink in smoking hot

>> No.8639838

OP please dont do this. Shes just gonna use you for cash and not put out. Shes gonna cheat and potentially taint her goods with STDs that you may get.

shes gonna see that your a simp and walk all over you. think you feel good making a fortune in crypto? that bitch will take it all away from you. dont trust them hoes