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8632256 No.8632256 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, you've been coming here a lot more often recently. Heard your stocks took a hit, that's too bad.

What can I get you started off with?

>> No.8632276

I'll take some Malibu. It's been hard, i could've shorted Facebook but instead bought at 8.500 btc.

>> No.8632279 [DELETED] 

yes I'll have a JUST FUCK MY SHIT martini

>> No.8632291

>>8632256
One double caffe mocha valium latte, thanks

>> No.8632316

>>8632276
>>8632279

HAHAHAHAHA how fucking beta you have to be to be drinking Malibu and martinis

>> No.8632336
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8632336

Bleach martini, shaken not stirred

>> No.8632348

>>8632256
Just a soda for me mister, I'm a crypto investor.

>> No.8632350

>>8632256
Guinness extra stout

Been a long time since I've been in a Frog n Feels thread

>tfw took a small fortune out of crypto right at peak but remaining holdings are down like 70%

>> No.8632358

Jose Cuervo gold on the rocks, please.

>> No.8632367

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pi5hIaIqis

>> No.8632394
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8632394

>>8632256
Just whiskey...and a gun with one bullet barkeep

>> No.8632424
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8632424

Start me off with an Irish car bomb, a shot of Jameson and two stouts please. Not feeling too amazing today.

>> No.8632597

>>8632256
I'm a chad no coiner and i require a really good beer!

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>>8632276
what are you a faggot?

>>8632291
fuck outta here eminem

>>8632336
i gotchu

>>8632348
comin right up

>>8632350
good choice my friend

>>8632358
comin right up

>>8632394
always keep one under the table

>>8632424
now we're talking

>>8632597
I'll get you one paulaner Hefeweizen, my personal recommendation

>> No.8633320

I'll take a shot of whiskey and a noose please

>> No.8633333

a glass of warm asian breast milk. i'm driving

>> No.8633364

>>8632256
>stocks took a hit
Mate, I've been doing nothing but buying up every paycheck. I stopped going out on weekends for more buy up money. If you ain't taking out loans on your dead mother to buy cryptos right now you will quite simply NEVER FUCKING MAKE IT.

>> No.8633380

>>8633333
dem quints, have one on the house

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>>8633364
>crypto drinking at home for extra buy up money reporting in
>don't geolocate me fags

>> No.8633482

I would like a pressurised vial of pure liquid nitrogen, so that I can preserve my wojak expression for all eternity

>> No.8633489

D’usse neat

>> No.8633523
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>>8632256
gimme a fucking stout or something, I haven't eaten all day nothing but like six cups of coffee

>> No.8633564

just give me a brandy n coke every 10 minutes. alternatively some Cognac, the best you've got, straight up.

>> No.8633589
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>>8632256
Whiskey Sour using the strongest rye you got.

>> No.8633614

Bleach on the rocks

>> No.8633664

>>8632256
Give me some ayahuasca.

>> No.8634007

Man, it's been tough these days, I'd like a shot of scotch to start with.
I'm down 60% from my ath so make it a cheap scotch.

>> No.8634032
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8634032

should I buy ETH at 385? Or am I ganna get JUSTed again?

>> No.8634037

>>8633664
Either you'll have a bad trip or you'll have an enlightening trip where you'll realize that we spend our short lives chasing useless pieces of paper to which we attribute value

>> No.8634060

Chocolate milk please, no spill

>> No.8634061

>>8632256
Laphroaig 10 please. Neat. I don't want anyone coming near me unless they can handle the dankness.

>> No.8634093

>>8632256
Gin and tonic on the rocks. A garnish of cucumber for the lady.

>> No.8634098
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>>8632256
Stock? I own property son.

Pour me some Jack and get the fuck out of my bar.

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>>8633805
I knew about crypto for years. Years of not trying to learn to mine, doing nothing and saying it was all useless shit and that if it was worth anything it was already too late. I memed myself into believing it was the future and that I was an early adopter weeks after Coinbase became the #1 iPhone app. Give a rope a rock and a lake.

>> No.8634214

>>8633380
thank you anon, does a body good!

>> No.8634291

>>8632256
One white russian and an apple juice.

>> No.8634319

I'll take a double whisky and an apple juice, thanks

>> No.8634473

>>8634037
>we wasting our lives
>can't argue it
Fuck

>> No.8634699
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>>8632256
A c-coke

I'm allergic to alcohol

>> No.8634808

>>8632256
Whiskey on the rocks and a noose please. I'm done

>> No.8634889

>>8633438
Is that a can of VB?

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8634911

The only thing I can afford now is steel reserve