/biz/ - Business & Finance

someone post the prayer plz

>>8601077
milk milk,
lemonade,
around the corner,
chocolate is made,
amen.

>>8601082
this one is good, but nah, we need the real chainlink prayer dog

>>8601077
...WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>>8601037
>coin
Kys

>>8601233
nah not that one

LINK is intrinsically worthless. Node operators can be paid in existing cryptocurrencies. Just look at the testnet right now, it only accepts ETH instead of LINK lmao. It means that ETH can easily be substituted for it, that is, if someone wants to fork the token to accept ETH (an established cryptocurrency instead of some fucking ERC20 token made with a two-man team), LINK is basically useless. That is besides the fact that everything LINK aims to do can be easily done by cryptographically signing the data from the API source.
>muh next ETH

Link, 5 months in: 35 cents (3.5x ICO)
Ethereum, 5 months in: $5.50 (17x ICO)

Uh oh, pissed stinker incoming HAHA.

>still shilling this meme
just let it go

>>8601077
Blessed, are the Linkies.
For they are truly tested.
For only they know a holy anguish.
For only they can be granted freedom.
For only their faith is righteous.
Praise Kek,
May our Lord grant his people mercy and guide them through the FUD.
May he bestow protection upon Sergey the Creator, solver of the Oracle.
May he grant shelter to AssBlaster, prophet of the Great Transfer.


Desperation to thee, who with weak hands, casts aside his stack.
Glory to those who hodl true, as they will be rewarded in this life and the next.
So it is written, so it shall be.

>>8601313
A, THE FUCK MEN! BROTHER!
That's the one i was looking for

Chain Link™ will replace global economy,
Sergey's IQ is one of the highest and you all know it!

qualify for posting here now. I fucking fucked up. I knew I should olhave sold and didn't. I'm dying. I'm 24. I had 120k. I was only 10x away from "making it". I'm sitting jhere drinking Smirnoff trying to figure out what the guck I should do? Any advice? I've already read link whitepaper 20 times. Wish I had a wife tbfucjinghonest

>>8601458
Stop crying pussy, you hold solid coins, you have nothing to worry about. Monero may not be the best choice but whatever, be glad you’re not holding deepbrainchain or some other shitcoin that is -90% and will never recover.

>>8601458
dude stop reading the white paper, and check their github, the only reliable source, also its a fucking good sign that the team points to their github to check on their progress, I mean, what other fkin coin does that? all the other coins fucking point to twitter....sergey will all make us millionaires and u're in the front row dude!

>>8601458
Switch to whiskey like a man

>>8601458
The good times will return.

>>8601458
Anon if that's actually your portfolio, chill the fuck out.

Delete your delta, Put everything into cold storage, go enjoy the next 2 years. Come back and you'll be a fucking millionaire.

Xlm will hit 1k before eoy2019
Link will hit 100 before eoy2019.
These are incredibly conservative estimates for industry leading utility coins.

>>8601542
>being this delusional

>>8601559
He's actually right. The guy should chill.

>>8601458
you need to stop being a fucking bitch honestly

>>8601564
Link will never go up again. It's a worthless project and the only ones shilling it are bagholders who dumped their entire bank account on LINK and are now deluding themselves into thinking that it has any intrinsic value.

>>8601577
cool FUD how much link do you own

>>8601292
based pissed stinker poster

>>8601583
Not a single one cuz I'm not a fucking faggot. Link will go the way of many other shitcoins before it. No one is using this shit. No one ever will.

>>8601594
Hope you don't miss out me fren

>>8601594
What coins do you value?

>>8601594
holy shieet, a nolinker, didn't know those people existed on biz

>>8601594
ok stop roleplaying you must have like what, a 50k stake?

>>8601313
To thy father whom art in heaven
May my stinkies attract seven sevens
To thy Son, Sergey head of our clergy
May my linkies buy you McBurgies
To thy Anon whom FUD and not brag
May a feather be weight of thy bags
To thy normies whom never took heed
May your daughter be forced to take our seed

>>8601787
cancer

Isn't it basically just JSON.parse()

>>8601811
let contract = {
name:'jason',
lastname:'parser'
rule:'gibs 100k if true'
}
let contract = JSON.stringify(contract)
xmlhttprequest.send(contract)

DONE!

>>8601805
Thanks, I try

>>8601458
Listen to all the fags telling you to stop crying, they're right. You have a fair chunk of LINK, stake it for that passive income my man.

>>8601787
That prayer shot straight up into my soul and all the way down to my stinky little pinky. Papa bless.

>>8601287
I AM A MANIAC!

>>8601494

Ikr.

What other team asks someone to review their code

>>8601980
yes you are

>>8602031
this faggot gets it, don't ask how I know he is faggot, it's kept under NDA for now

>>8601559
Link $100 eoy2019 is conservative. Likewise with xmr. This isn't some "1k eoy guisssss XD" estimation, it's what I believe to be the floor on two very important, useful cryptos.

>>8601542
>>8601494
>>8601491
Any coin I should add during this market? I've started looking into REQ? If you could 1 coin to this port what would be a nice one to round everything off?

>>8601037
what is the token useful for?

>>8603254
REQ OMG are gud

>>8603278
it's good for the mars mission, problem is, the mars mission takes alot of preparation

>>8601577
how can you honestly say this? I don't understand? Do you not see the future of the technology at hand? The possibilities of linking any agnostic blockchain to the external API market is insane. Stop being so fucking close minded.

>>8601594
retard

>>8603289
add ELEC as like 10%. lot of upside.