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8599823 No.8599823 [Reply] [Original]

is he a pedo or not? i'm tired of this shit, I have a friend who keeps telling me DUDE! HE IS A PEDO!
and i'm like wtf dude, he looks weird but wtf he might just be autistic.

>> No.8599830

>>8599823
He's an alien, you idiot

>> No.8599854

>>8599823
Not pedo. Asexual hyper-autist.

>> No.8599858

>>8599823
He’s an alien, it’s cool. It’s be like if dogs saw you jerkin it to cute puppies and called you a pedo ya know. It’s in the past

>> No.8599866

>dat receding hairline at 24

slav gene is complete trash

>> No.8599882
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8599882

>>8599823

>> No.8599893

>>8599882
You're too dumb to understand what he meant.

>> No.8599897

>>8599866
his head is bigger than your head will ever be.

>> No.8599906

>>8599882
He said "I can" and not "I will". I can jump off a cliff is not the same as saying I will jump off a cliff. He innocent.

>> No.8599921
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8599921

>>8599893
WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT MONEY SKELETON

>> No.8599962
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8599962

I'm serious. He's an alien.
He has come to rule the world. He is, in fact, Satoshi Nakomoto, who worked with Craig Wright and Nick Szabo on Bitcoin. Bitcoin was a test. Ethereum is a real deal.

No history or background on the names Vitalik or Buterin. Seriously. Google them. No meanings found. Limited history.

Vitalik Buterin is just another pseudonym by this Alien King. That's right, "Vitalik Buterin" is in fact, a fake name for "Yalitro Neeja" in his original language which translates to "Righteous King".

Yes, he is a humanoid. He has had many many many surgeries done to make him look as human as possible. His skin tone has always been the same though which worked out nicely for the scientists.

His mind works faster than ours. He learned english in 3 hours. He is superior. He knows exactly how we work. His plan is to dominate the world with Ethereum. He laughs at our computers and our network. He thinks we're cavemen.

>> No.8599991

>>8599866
he's probably more handsome than most 4chan

>> No.8600000

>>8599962
Reminds me of Mandark from Dexter's Lab except he's not evil. Just an autist from another planet.

>> No.8600010

>>8599897
doesn't work well with his twig neck.

take the neck pill.

>> No.8600028

>>8600000
quints confirms

>> No.8600040

>>8599962

he also likes cock very much, and keep his twinky body very smooth

>> No.8600047

>>8600000
wow
hi, mom

https://pooltrade.io
Get in, faggot

Fuck CannabisCoin

>> No.8600056

>>8599823
He is obviously a pedo.

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8600058

>>8600000
What a fucking waste

>> No.8600141

Money pedo skelly. Anyone that deep intontge internet is a pedo 100% guarenteed

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8600385

>>8600000

>> No.8600395

>>8599823
no, he's e.t.
your friend is a pedo.

>> No.8600401

>>8600000
the hero of kvatch

>> No.8600715
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I want to mine his coins.

>> No.8600744

He's Russian. So yes, obviously. I read on wikipedia that Russia is the main producer of teen erotica, i.e. child models.