/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8588478
I'm starting to sweat

RAPE

Seriously though. Who fucking made this thing?

Dude if this graph is true the average trader is a bipolar psychopath, alternating between the very highest joy and the deepest despair.

we're going all the way down aren't we?

>>8588521
Sounds about right to me....

I'LL ASK AGAIN, WHEN DO I BUY FACEBOOK

WHY DIDN'T I listen to that Faggot from last night????

>>8588531
NEVER YOU DUMB FUCK

Buckle the fuck up lads

>>8588521
The average trader will contemplate jumping 2.33 times per year.

>>8588531
3.50 (tree fiddy)

>>8588531
10 years ago.

>>8588531
five years ago

>-0.46%
yep time to die

>when ge is your best performer of the week so far

A drink will calm us down, the markets will go up in power hour, I gaurentee it

>>8588555
Trips confirm buying at tree fiddy

IT WAS LOOKING SO GOOD THIS MORNING, THIS IS BULLSHIT

Fuck it going for APR13 275 calls on SPY

>>8588577
anon you cant drink every day its too much
I'm worried for you

>>8588577

is everyone here just a degenerate gambler who uses drugs to cope?

>>8588574
I'm hoping GE defies the market and continues to climb.

>>8588589
>>8588577

Don't listen to this fag. You can drink if you want. I take a couple shots & chill, moderation is the key. Just don't get blackout drunk every day

That Stupid faggot still keeps talking about Tariffs and Product bans from china.

here'es a BASED non-faggot portfolio: NEE, GE, MCD, PEP, KHC, ETP, EPD, NS, ETE, CBL, IRM, D, XEL, PCG EAT, MRK, BABA BA

>>8588574
GE is going to infinity.

>>8588577
All three indices are now red for the day. I wonder if people will take their gains from yesterday now, given there is no hope for a green day today.

>>8588625
>tfw green +0.5%

>>8588619
>Le Art of the 5D CHeSS XD

> tfw all this tech shit is still unbuyable overvalued shit even after the drop

FUCK IT PUTS ON BRK.B

KYS BUFFET

>>8588665
comfy no !!!

>>8588648
SOME ONE SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW

>>8588665
BASED

BWAHAHA, did trump just shitpost right now!

Greato Timing.

>>8588698
what did that faggot do this time?

>>8588656

this makes me happy. maybe tech really was a bubble and the crash will reassure me since i never bought any

>>8588676
>>8588689
(((THEY))) ARE CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS. I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP

am i the only one sitting in BGFV its really comfy right now

>>8588733
There was another anon too, he posted yesterday

>>8588733
six more dollars and we're at mid teens

>still not realizing trump makes exaggerated statements so that he can ultimately get a better deal on the bargaining table

Fundamental bizness tactics lads

>>8588665
oh no comfy

it was nice while it lasted

do a flip

>>8588763
Probably has porn on his computer of traps in their "mid-teens" as well.

>>8588765
implying that nigger doesn't have a short position on the market right now

>>8588765
THIS ISN'T REAL ESTATE YOU FUCKING MONGREL

>>8588765
Yeah, it's called "The Art of the Bankruptcy".

post your tech stock bags percentage wise I'll consider buying the highest one

>>8588811
>implying I'm not blonde with blue eyes and 6'3

>implying trump using tried and true business tactics hasn't been largely responsible for his success in politics

>1 quarter of 2018 over
>Essentially a null event

Welp nothing of value was lost

>>8588819
Trump has been exploiting tax laws and bankruptcy laws in this country for a long time. I can't blame him, even during his campaign he said, "if you don't like it, close the loopholes." He was taunting the lawmakers and they still haven't done shit, now he is calling the shots so fat chance of anything changing with that.

>>8588786
kek, our tripfags are fucking awful. we've got

>b5g, a bedridden cripple who believes women and blacks shouldn't vote
>bagholder, a 130 lb psychotic who writes out word salad schizophrenic rants that go on for entire threads
>comfy, an autistic mormon who's been deemed too socially deficient to participate in community events

>>8588874
We're a special group here lol

>>8588733
I am, got in at 5.60

>>8588874
what about me?

>>8588874
Wouldn't have it any other way, as if there isn't enough autism in my real life, I need it online too.

RED. Sector is just following the lead of the US markets. Bears in control.

News is all positive today anyway. Aphria has announced they are renaming their newly acquired sudsidiary Nuuvera to Aphria International. The idea is to use this Aphria International thing to focus efforts on all non-Canadian markets, meanwhile Aphria proper stays Canadian centric. This is neutral news to me. Not really anything that makes we want to buy Aphria shares at the moment. Their stock has a tendency to underperform in comparison to Aurora and Canopy.

>>8588874
I'll trip just for my lunch posting :^)

RISE AND SHINE MR. BEAR

>>8588920
I don't even know why you have a trip broski

>>8588874
and then we have you, a guy that sits in the shadows masturbating to everyones activities... gotta love 4chan

>>8588970
> Monday +670
> Tuesday -60
> Burrs

Psssst
Hey
HEY

>>8589017
Oh did you just start trading on the stock market yesterday?

Why is Twitter bringing the whole market down?

>>8589037
That is why I am essentially shorting everything I can. The ridiculous volatility is annoying though.

>>8589061
It's not it's Nvidia and Tesla

>>8589037
wasa wasa

>>8589042
Don't fuck up my shitposting narrative with facts and logic

who here TVIX all day

BASED infinitychan coming through
Red day = red army

Am I the only one still green today?

>>8588993
and then there's me, the grandest shitposter of them all. you have no idea what we are capable of.

>>8589017
More like
>Thursday -400
>Friday -700
Ineeziate see final pamp
>Monday +600
>Tuesday -80

>>8588665

>>8589115
GODDAMN COMMIES!

No. No, no, no. NOOOOOOOO!!!

>>8589144
b-but but.... did you just start trading last thursday? See what i did there

who here /TVIX/?

I just lost like 4 grand in the past 30 minutes.

>>8588920
You're an awful guy

MONDAY WAS JUST A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

Did the Chinese say some shit?

If I was them I would say some vaguely scary shit right about now to fuck things up even more. I would also command all my communist investment and retirement funds to short the shit out of the US market

Finally off the wait list for options

Now to fuck it all up even more!

Anybody know any cheap ones to look at for practice? I work better hands on

>>8589209
:(

Dow 24,000 floor?

Not gonna make it...

Jesus christ nasdaq pull yourself together.

>>8588970
At one point today, I was up $60. Now I'm down $400. JUST.

>>8589289
at one point I was down 1000

now im up 1400

>>8589289
have you niggers ever heard of a stop loss?

>>8589260
To be honest, i've done much better dealing in options then I ever did trading stocks.

its tvix a hold right now or just dump it for the 20% profit

Chasing my vodka with chocolate milk today. Its oddly not that bad

>>8589289
>>8589302
At one point I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What is the reason that MU is tanking today? It seems oversold I'm tempted to buy

>>8589347
it is NOT oversold at all

Why is BGFV still up when nothing else is?

>>8589331
I did that with a milkshake vanilla, very good

>>8589347
Market overall is just going down so MU is just following
SELL SELL SELL

thank god i only took a -1% loss on this bubble

BEARS GET OUT OF MY BIOTECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8589356
Fuck off

IT'S FUCKING OVER

No seriously, it feels real bad somehow

I know yesterday was a treat, but the markets seems broken right now.

BKS puts

I AM REALLY STARTING TO SWEAT NOW

I am going to be broke as fuck or rich, tomorrow determines. Most of my calls and puts expire Thursday.

>captcha was bridges
oh no

>>8589321
Always take gains in these situations

>>8589397
look at the chart faggot.

Buy it then. Be my guest

>>8588535
i tried to warn you

>absolute state of the market

>>8589479

>Get absolutely JUSTed by crypto.
>Switch over to stocks
>Get JUSTed even harder

There's no end to this suffering, is there?

>>8589479
That's the most shit i've ever seen, why do women hold their shits in for so long?

Why is the market going down? I thought we were new paradigm.

>>8589544
We are. The bear market.

>>8589539
they're shitty people

I took a break, and then I checked back in just now to look for good buys and what the fuck things were fine when I left

>>8589562
I thought after new paradigm came optimism.

>>8589568

Thanks PDT laws for helping me get fucked by a big red dick even harder

market red
>BGFV green

>>8589607
My REITs green too :-) and two dividend checks this week to close Q1

>>8589604
It's for your protection against the dangers of day trading! Enjoying holding those bags you poor fuck!!

>>8588531
>I'LL ASK AGAIN, WHEN DO I BUY FACEBOOK

kys

>>8588523
>we're going all the way down aren't we?

yes

so if we are going full bear, what sector gets hit the hardest for me to short on leverage? My first read would be banks, then tech, then wahtever else not interested in less than max profit so whatever. Longing metals and lumber and steel and shit too presumably?

We are We are We are We are--
We are the engineers--
We can We can We can We can--
Demolish forty beers--
Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum all day--
and come along with us for--
We don't give a damn for any old man--
Who don't give a damn for us--

>>8589710
Long gold and solid bluechips, Dump tech and Finance

nothing but clown ass algo trading

this is what you get in todays market

markets getting btfo

>>8589710
Tech, then financials. You have it backwards, my dude.

>>8588874
I SWEAR I DON'T LOOK RETARDED IT'S JUST ON THE INSIDE

although TSLA is done, probably forever

Oh boy the rape is real shit's getting hot n'heavy up in here

-300
Well, so much for Monday.

F

>>8589750
well sure i could look up the 08 crash for more info i was just guessing off the top of my head. they are still 1 and 2 though, so good job me.
>>8589739
figured so im learning! how many solid bluechips are there outside of tech and finance though, are you talking about stuff like walmart, pepsi/coke, visa, disney? hard to think of much off the top of my head, target?

>>8589761
Maybe, their share price has always been super inflated (I mean more valuable than ford?? REALLY?) but maybe they'll eek on by.

I see them as an energy company that makes cars.

>>8589788
here you go >>8588621

>>8589795
>I see them as an energy company that makes cars.
Elon Musk detected.

>>8589795
isnt there battery and solar tech legit good? cars do seem like a meme waste of money so far, they should split that shit up i'd dump money into their solar division for sure

>>8589795
only thing worth anything that musk owns is the SpaceX stuff, of course that's private, for a reason

>I went from +300 to -50 in one day

GOD FUCKING DAM IT
I HATE THAT ORANGE CHEETO SO MUCH

>>8589814
no it's legit bad.

>>8589810
Not trying to shill TSLA. I made money on them before I dumped at 360. You do have to admit they made the luxury auto market think about electric.

>He bought the dip

It's all going down from there. But keep buying dips.

How much of a hit did your portfolio take today?
>10.28%

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>8589835
so what is proping them up? Literally just the Musk meme? i thought they are doing well in like Cuba and New Zealand or some shit with their batteries at a huge scale?

>>8589866
debt and memes

>>8589848
.97%

CRAAAAAAWLING IN MYYYYYY SKIIIN

My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole
My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole
My uncle plays with little girls, my Auntie raped a steer
But they don't even speak to me, 'cause I'm an Engineer

>>8589848
>25%
> 50% on the week.
life is suffering

>>8589037
Well whats the mean that I should buy back in at?

>>8589893
what kind of eternal bear are you to fuck this up?

GE is quickly coming back to reality as expected.

Im on a buying spreee somone stop me

>>8589908
that's because the entire DOW is dumping. GE is a fucking buy. Go Buy fucking GE right now

>pool ze plug
>Yes sir, right away

Monday was a falling knife? We erased the market gains from monday on the dow and are working on the premarket pump now.

>>8589479
back to heem

damn it all to hell

>>8589921
I have a very cheap call option on GE, but I would never hold that wretched stock.

>>8589936
Monday was the dead cat bounce, the falling knife hasn't happened yet.

holy shit BUY GOOGLE NOW

>>8589943
GE is guaranteed to climb back up to 15 all the jews own GE they won't let it drop any lower

Fuck me, lost all my (recovered) gains from Monday.

>>8589938

How much of a hit did your portfolio take today?
>10.28%

THE MOTHER FUCKING NATION OF ADVANCE MICRO DEVICES

We saved our dough for years to send the kid to MIT
Although we knew it was a place of wild depravity
But now we know our kid is safe and we should have no fear
He's never even heard of Sex cause he's an engineer

>holding BRK.B at average cost of $206.change
>these past few fucking days happened

Anyone here a dividend investor? any good divvy pick ups for this dip?

>>8590001
it amazes me that people are still holding onto that fucking shit show

APOLOGIZE TO GE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8589971
what the fuck? they just wiped out all of their gains over the last year

>>8590023
I've never once seen a positive post on here about AMD, yet people here load up on it.

>>8590022
Second this

wow some people are really dying inside right now.

>>8590036
not until they hit 15.50

>>8590023
Yeah, I wonder why people buy trash all the time too. Maybe they see deep value in the mid teens or something.

>>8590022
here >>8588621

>>8590022
>>8590045

CNXM EPD.
Most of my dividend stocks are actually green today lol

I'm loving this schizophrenic market.

>down 700
>up 600
>down 400

It's like I'm on the Chinese stock market

NETFLIX UNDER 300
HORRY A SHITTA

>>8590073
> tfw this is the Chinese stock market now

>>8590073
>implying the American stock market isn't just actually becoming Chinese

>>8588874
I’m gonna get a trip and post random facts about Texas just to piss you off.

>Nasdaq futures down over 4%

is this really happening

Buy the dip or falling knives?

>>8590102
be my guest!

>>8589971
DO NOT BUY GOOGLE ANON THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE THE LAST DIP. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. GOOGLE BE DRAGGED INTO THIS WHOLE SCANDAL WITH FACEBOOK IM FUCKING CERTAIN OF IT. THIS IS WHY ERIC SCHMIDT LEFT AND WHY ZUCK DUMPED STOCK

Should I just not leave my current vacation spot for my US home? I don't want to even see this shitshow
referring to >>8590105

>>8590112
yeah and use margin too you will drive a lambo in no time anon

>>8590112
capitulate.

>>8590135
kek holy shit im dying

>>8590102
>puts on a trip just to post full history of texas
>never even passed high school

autism folks

>>8590127
Im gonna buy it

Post yfw GE is the fucking safe haven play

Going all in on shorts tomorrow.

Who's with me?

>>8588874
>>believes women and blacks shouldn't vote
Nothing wrong with this

>>8590155

>>8590158
I think we already missed the big short gains

>>8590158
i am too, what are you shorting? ive got EURUSD long, then shorting SNAP, BAC, and NFLX

>>8590155

>>8590151
hey just be quick. a lot of things just suddenly started to make sense to me right now. cambridge analytica works closely with google to harvest information from a whole range of apps, and schmidt knew he was about to get zucked and bailed months ago. just be careful. they have a LONG way to fall

someone pls call up the bogs for a pump tomorrow ;_;

>amd 9.99
buy?

>>8590158
way ahead of you. also buy gold goyim. dollar is gonna crash fucking hard

>>8590155
When everything is turning to garbage king garbage reigns supreme

>>8590198
Obviously they're going to pump....as soon as you sell.

today was a good day, im about to take some xannax, smoke a joint, go to the local nursery and plant some veggies and flowers... such nice weather, such nice gains LIFE IS GREAT

>>8590208
no

is there a tech company that closes up today?

Why is fucking gold red again

>>8590208
jesus christ anon look at the overall markets. dont buy fucking anything yet

The Bogs are testing us.

>>8590208
Wait for it to get closer to May when they release new hardwar or when it hits $7

>>8590198
Zere will be no morgh pamps

have insurers talked about self-driving cars since the accident? I imagine if head of AIG said "we're not touching automated cars" then the market would just tank

>>8590208

>3% in the red.

Could be worse, I guess?

AMD without Bitcoin is worth way less than it's Current share price, expect it to go back to pre 2015 prices.

>>8590230
bought.

not sure if its safe to buy some of these cheap bluechip stocks or just wait for them to fall more.

>>8590227
Fear is already priced in. Collapse is not valued in yet though as that's still uncertain

>>8590227
goldman tried to warn you about the betas bro

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-13/havens-just-aren-t-safe-any-more-as-markets-rumble-goldman-says

God damnit this friday the markets are closed because of christ cucks!!

>>8590239
semis and any company even related to self driving cars like tesla is getting creamed. anything in tech right now might as well be radioactive. DO NOT BUY THIS DIP YET.

goddamnit i wish i let my semi short ride though

>>8590182
>bubble is popping right now
>can go as low as 1000
>we already missed the big short gains
what the fuck

>>8588993
That kids like ultra autist holy shit

Yeah, I'm thinking we're fucked.

>>8590254
you got balls way bigger than me anon. good luck. honestly

>>8590241
dank just bought

>>8590147
Who said I never passed high school?

>>8590286
whats your tag? ill give you a follow

Tell me all the stupid articles that will be "Surprised" today

>>8590286
RIP twitter

DRUUUUUUMPF

>>8590102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

T
E
X
A
S

Damn
The previous thread's edition was so spot on
>why didn't you sell the rally
>now it's too late
>where we are going we don't even need money

>>8590266
it should rise though longterm as dollar continues to plummet. but yeah, a lot of people are buying bonds and fucking up my bond short right now. cant believe they are going for US treasuries right now, as china just barely threatened to short them last week, but people are scared.

You know the best?

The US-10year is still asleep in its 2.8% range.

Geez, I wonder what will happen when it awakes and goes tits up to 3.1 or 3.2%

>>8590301
>Doxing myself on 4chan
No thanks

tommrow we will be green

>>8590268
Yeah, last friday I bought the dip
But not today
I would wait for tomorrow or thursday

>>8590331
bonds are fine as long as they're short term and you hold them to expiry

>>8590267
Are you fucking serious? The Jews don't observe Lent do they?

Tomorrow I will buy yuropoor bear ETFs. It's like cheating, euro stocks are guaranteed to tank after the US markets shits itself like it just did.

Also tell me this zombie isn't collapsing right now. Dumb holders are gonna get fucked bad.

>>8590314
Lel

>>8590345
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if tomorrow we are 400+

Hope nobody bought the AMD 'dip' expect it to drop to $5-8 a share

Futures bouncing back! after hours bouncing back! Institutions are buying!

>>8590373

>>8590373
It's literally been 5min

>>8590363
I don't believe so, but you're talking about people in finance. They literally made a career out of being lazy pieces of shit.

>>8590348
its a short week though and holiday weeks always sell off. im gonna start looking for safe havens over the weekend and ill post some shit as i find for yall.

>>8590364
right, im short longterm treasuries. they should be getting hammered, but all week its been moving more or less against me. i would imagine that its some stupid people who dont know how bonds work with rising interest rates, and they are just panicking and running to bonds because someone told them they were a safe haven.

>>8590373
thinly traded futures can be deceiving. check it after the nikkei opens

>>/biz/thread/S8184653#p8187171

tfw

>>8590401
I want this career. I have to do work at my work and I'm starting to dislike it.

>down 4% all time

Could be way, way worse desu.

>>8590445
going to be way, way worse desu

>>8590433
sold at average price 188.5

covered at 178.5 today

>>8590373
>>8590395
I fucked up today. I mean, I atleast made a little over my goal trading the DOW /YM (just $240) then decided to go back to sleep when the dow was at 24,400. I was thinking about going short 2 contracts with a stop loss of 20 points to just risk todays profit. alass, i did not... I would have tripled my account

Where's Bagholder? Need to know what's up with VTGN.

When are you fags gonna short?

I caught a knife, can't wait to get double JUSTed tomorrow.

>>8590365
is that the DAX? holy shit, the rollercoaster hasnt even started for them.

I ended up red less than half a percent today lol. Get on the dividend train already broskis.

>>8590127
The butterfly war will ruin them, they can't even fight it because fighting it will only make things worse for them. Their cyber phrenology will be poisoned and they can't even fight the methods employed without violating civil rights laws.

123,157 people using robinhood own AMD with an average price of 11.50

earlier it was less than 123,000 that means there is close to 1,000 more AMD bagholders using robinhood... wow

>>8590493
AMD will end the year at 15-20 range

>>8590493
fucking kek

POWELL : " NASDAQ STILL UP 22% YEAR OVER YEAR . THE RATE HIKE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE . GROW A PAIR YA WEENIES "

>>8590484
take your meds dude

I told you faggots yesterday was just a bull trap

I fucking told you

who here bought the /visa/ dip

>>8590466
Puts on everything until mid-2019

>>8590504

>>8590474
that's the DJI...

>>8590533
It's just the market they are in. No shortage of demand.

>>8590528
which market?

>>8590528
Does rubbing this in actually make you feel good about yourself?

>>8590528
you were right

>>8590373
This happens literally every day.

>>8590466
whatchu talking about mang? ive been bearish as fuck since i started posting here. almost all of my positions this past month have been on leveraged bear ETFs and puts

>>8590484
good to see someone else is paying attention. i mentioned it earlier, but didnt see if anyone picked up on it. yes you are right. cambridge analytica does the cyber phrenology. as soon as i heard that they were targeted in a sting op, i knew something was up. fucking cultstate strikes again (can you imagine? the dude who voiced nightmare in SC3 is the one who takes down not one but TWO tech giants). im putting longterm puts all over every alphabet stock i can find as soon as i get the cash to do it. this is what ive been training for my entire life.

>>8590525
youll fucking see m80

>>8590536
my bad, i thought you were talking about euro stocks.

>>8590560
SHUT UP
INSTITUTIONS ARE BUYING

>>8590568
>my bad, i thought you were talking about euro stocks.
yeah I was really ambiguous, it's just that macrotrends doesn't show the title of the graph. either way, I'm expecting some more dumping on all markets before this is over. or maybe I'm wrong like usual.

>>8590365
what are the bear etfs you are looking at? I've seen a few not sure what one to go in on though.

>>8590589
>INSTITUTIONS ARE BUYING

>>8590528
>1 post by this ID

>>8590484
It's going to go away soon. Democrats wanted them to push the Russia narrative and facebook/google didn't, hence the hammer came down.

Everything is going to quiet down, they are too big of assets to the intel community. Should have played nice, made up some russian narrative shit, and then said they had found all the holes and plugged them for 2018, but that hillary was definitely hurt by Russia.

>>8590594
no youre definitely right this time. im going to wait for markets to open and then go short on everything. probably the rest of the week

30k+ end of year dow

>>8590656
leave, now

>>8590595
still semi-open, probably spread it out among different local companies and funds. this seems like the perfect window to short but I don't have credit sadly...

>>8590568
What are some other stocks linked with Facebook that can be shorted?

>>8590683
any company that plans on making revenue from serving internet ads is getting creamed by the facebook scandal

>>8590669
Why is this thread bullish? Are you all cucks

hi guys, is it much harder to trade forex than to trade btc on bitmex? i wanna try something new

>>8590022
Added to OXLC and AFL opened.

>>8588531
You should buy it tomorrow.
It'll never go below this amount ever.

>>8590656
but first 19k
this is FUCKING awesome.
i cant believe we lucked out and got born in the time to trade this fuck huge wave thats about to unfold.

>>8590683
dunno. im going to be doing a lot of digging, but right now FB is going to continue to plummet as some random hyper genius on the internet has blackmailed them into a corner. and, not if, but WHEN google gets dragged into this, its all ogre. i cannot wait to have all of their fucking money holy shit im seeing stars right now. this is literally the opportunity of a life time if this continues in the way that was predicted.

>>8590695
oh shit good point. got any ones that look like total shit right now?

>>8590722
No, i just want a healthy pullback before continuing up I guess. But i pulled that reason out of my ass.

>>8590726
DO IT

>>8590726
Forex is way easier. Just literally trade the peaks and valleys on forex.

>>8590568
google puts?

>>8590755
There will be immense shake up I think, but the bull market will continue. Companies are only going to get more powerful because of network-effects starting to bolster big business capabilities.

The stock market is far safer than real estate even. This is over the next few years but shit like waymo is underestimated. AMD, NVIDIA are going to triple within 16 months.

The market is full steam ahead. Oil is going to pumped out as much as possible in mid east, venezuala, etc because of electric car threat.

There is absolutely no reason to expect a downturn soon. The exponential growth of tech is finally starting to hit other areas, when that productivity wave hits it will be bonkers growth again.

rly makes you think

>>8590752
twitter just got btfo. no comment on if they're going up or down from here though

$12 call for Thursday on SVXY is my first option trade, it was cheap so I'm using it for learning

Going to watch those videos comfy posted, I'm hyped

>>8590752
>but first 19k
>this is FUCKING awesome.
>i cant believe we lucked out and got born in the time to trade this fuck huge wave thats about to unfold.
Yep
I think the US market is in correction mode
Emperor Trump is deflating Obongo's bubble for us to buy

I would only worry about europenis banks and insurance companies. Those might be black swan events.

>>8590823
from a technical analysis point of view, this is a bear market

>>8590855
>technical analysis

>>8590855
wrong

>>8590855
oops I mean bull

>>8590880
correct

>>8590880
nope, you already said it, you can't take it back. thats the rules

Do insiders think Bibi's illness is worse than being reported and we could be going to war

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>>8590852
I trust my brain over all other things on earth. We are in a bull market. Trump is the greatest president of all time. Short term volatility is fine but everyone needs to realize

The two markets worth investing in right now:
Large-scale plots of land in remote areas at cheapest price.
Stock Market in tech-related areas

That's it. Stock market will continue to do great. Europe is shit, no tech sector. China and USA are the two big markets to put money into and China lul

>>8590041
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-27/oracle-wins-revival-of-billion-dollar-case-against-google

Dump started as soon as bloomberg posted this.

I really need to do some analysis on whether bloomberg posts predict price movements. Would be fairly tough, but not that difficult to use machine learning to analyse sentiment of bloomberg articles and act accordingly. Anyone here tried something similar?

>>8591029
>I really need to do some analysis on whether bloomberg posts predict price movements. Would be fairly tough, but not that difficult to use machine learning to analyse sentiment of bloomberg articles and act accordingly.

Just look at the major articles, then find the corresponding date and time on whatever market. Whats the big deal?

>>8590752
its too bad google shorts cost so much, i can't really afford the contracts.

>>8590816
so what shares are you looking at now? whats the best sale going on?

>>8591281
yeah fuck. the ones with time on em cost even more. gonna have to wait and try and fucking time it right before it happens. and i cant go further out of the money than 990

Guize, i made it. 4chan thread that reached bump limit. I can die happily now :-) thanks