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US MARKETS CRASHING

ASIAN MARKETS CRASHING

CRYPTO MARKETS CRASHING

BIGGEST LOSS OF WEALTH IN WORLD HISTORY

GET READY

>> No.8557680

Nah

>> No.8557685

can't lose wealth if u don't sell faggot

>> No.8557686

You know what, you might be right.

>> No.8557711

Ah, good ol flood of pink.

Good to balance out the green.

>> No.8557737

If literally everything crashes at the same time then its kind of like nothing happened.

>> No.8557756

>>8557672
markets not opened yet faggot

>> No.8557773
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>>8557672

>> No.8557778

>>8557756
Asia is, you big doofus. American futures market is also, you brainlet.

>> No.8557797

>>8557737
>holding fiat
>makes it
Shit pants retarded this planet. I'm out.

>> No.8557813

>>8557756
Get the FUCK off this board you beta ass fag. You're probably 20 living with mommy and daddy and don't even have a fucking job. Putting in $500 of your parents money in crypto thinking you're gonna get rich off chainlink...


Ever heard of the fucking futures and forex market you dumb son of a bitch?? Man you're one dumb fucker aren't you? People use futures and forex to gauge where the market sentiment is going to be. The biggest market isn't in stocks and bonds you fucking idiot. It's the forex that trades currencies pretty much 24/7 and the futures that trades 23/6 round the clock. That's where all the banks and hedge funds throw their money around all throughout the world.

THE WORLD MARKET IS CRASHING you fuck...

Man this kid is dumb

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>>8557778
>8557813

>Dow futures +100
>Crashing

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>>8557823
Lmfao if you think this is going up in the morning.

>> No.8557917

>>8557813

jesus dude, take your fuckin prozac

>> No.8557918
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>>8557870
am happy could gib laffs fren :)

>> No.8557966

>>8557870
this...I expect a minimum of 2% decline across the board. We may see a broad selloff up to 10%. I watch mainstream investing shows cramer etc just to see normie mindsets. He basically told viewers we will see a lot more red unless trump/china trade war settles down....which it will not.

>> No.8557977

>>8557672
Whatever, bought puts to protect my positions 2 weeks ago.

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>>8557737
lol

>> No.8558132

dji futures up 100 !!!!!!

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>>8557685
fucking exactly, still sitting on my Enron shares, fucking idiots sold decades ago at a huge loss

>> No.8558172

>>8557672
https://www.investing.com/indices/nq-100-futures

lol ok

>> No.8558180

>>8557813
Is this a new pasta? Sounds idiotic enough.

>> No.8558184

>>8558159
he said crypto markets you fucking idiot

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>>8558159
still hodling my GM stocks from 2008, hehe, this is good, bankruptcy courts said all the stock is being thrown out and no one gets anything but the company will relist on the stock exchange and I can buy them again with new money if I like. this is good, im glad i held and that the government took my stocks from me. glad i never sold and took a loss.

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>>8558159
Still hodling my Lehman Brother stocks...

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So fucking anxious to see where this goes this week

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>>8558201
my gramps is all in on Lehman

>> No.8558544

>>8558184
No he didn't.

>> No.8558561

Good it will be glorious to see boomers 401ks wiped out

>> No.8558599

>>8558212
buy private prison stock instead

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8558645

Can i move my 401k balance into bonds?

I can't, can i?

the jews are to blame, aren't they?

>> No.8558652

>>8558645
Bad play with rising rates.

>> No.8558657

>>8558544
>US MARKETS CRASHING
>ASIAN MARKETS CRASHING


>CRYPTO MARKETS CRASHING


>BIGGEST LOSS OF WEALTH IN WORLD HISTORY
>GET READY
get off my fucking board already

>> No.8558682

>>8558657

>my board

It's not your board you fucking cretin

>> No.8558710

>>8558682
yes it is you 13 year old newfag

>> No.8558726

>>8558710

No it's not.

kys you self-absorbed fuck

>> No.8558809

>>8558726
Jesus the gall of this faggot.
LURK MOAR

>> No.8558818

>>8558726
what the fuck are you even talking about you faggot?

why would i actually purport to lay ownership to a vietnamese alpaca grooming forum

god you really are new here aren't you

>> No.8558831

>>8558809

>1 ID by this post

lol kys you samefagging idiot

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>>8558831
>1 ID by this post

>> No.8558925

>>8558831
are you done being the literal definition of a retarded newfag yet

>> No.8558944

What evidence points towards a crash?

>> No.8558977

>>8558891
>>8558925

>using three IDs

Jesus Christ you're the definition of pathetic.

kys already you insecure faggot

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8559000

When do the markets open? Why the fuck do they close them, and not keep em running like in crypto 24/7?

>> No.8559005

>>8558977
yes, I could totally be fucking bothered to do that.

get
off
my
board

>> No.8559035

THE NEXT FEW HOURS IS CRITICAL FOR BITCOIN

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>>8558159
Wait, you mean buying the Enron dip was a bad idea Im still waiting for them to pump????

>> No.8559152

>>8557672
futures up 1% wow it's literally nothing

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It's over for frog posters
Market sell Pepe

>> No.8560090

>>8558977
jesus man i hope you're joking, you might actually be retarded tho

>> No.8560870

>>8559000
cuz mommy guberment decided it would be unfair if traders lost 30% of their portfolios while they sleep.

>> No.8561143

EUROPEAN MARKETS OPENING ALL IN GREEN!

Got up early today to place some mad shorts but wtf is this?

>> No.8561177

>>8561143
"they" don't want you making a profit

>> No.8561188

>>8561177
i dont linke this (((((they)))) meme but damn have markets been fishy in recent times
Fear everywhere and no one sells or what?

>> No.8561192

>>8558657
Right, clearly not just talking crypto like you implied when you called someone out on talking about stocks.

>> No.8561203

>>8561143
The reversal in 30 minutes, bank on it.

>> No.8561889

>>8561188
Jews

>> No.8562072
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>>8557672
here we goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.8562645

>>8557672
WELL, ITS MONDAY NOW, FAGGOT.

>> No.8562847

>>8557672
as long as you dont have any money in deustche bank, youll be fine. and the REAL global sell off will not begin until we see DB go full lehman. but keep an eye on it. use it as an indicator for how close we are.

also, to all of you literal children who think this crash will somehow make crypto bullish, you need to sit down and have a long think with yourselves. that is not how global sell offs work

>> No.8562861

>>8557685

You lost the money the second you wasted in on crypto.

>> No.8562955

Everything else is green.

It's all up to the burgers now.

>> No.8562980

>>8557672
Are you retarded, futures are thicc green monglet.

>> No.8562991

>>8557685
keep hodling you absolute autistic amateur monglet

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>>8557685
nice, looks like my stocks can still moon then

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>>8562955

>> No.8563145
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>>8558645
>>8558652

>bonds go up when stocks go down

>> No.8563190

Good thread mind if I link to this on my Blogspot?

>> No.8563240

reversal reversal

>> No.8563266

Bears are retarded

>> No.8563282

>>8562955
That's because this is the sell point, before everything goes tits up.
Need to be proactive, not reactive.

>> No.8563395

>>8562955
yeah, this is where you are supposed to run for your life, and take an acceptable loss

>> No.8563423

Proof of weak hands is still climbing...

http://powh.exchange

>> No.8563436

>>8563009
I'm going to mail that address asking how's he's doing

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>Daddy Blumpf FUDing traditional stocks so normalfags feel better about buying crypto
based

>> No.8563475

>>8557813
Get the FUCK off this board you beta ass fag. You're probably 20 living with mommy and daddy and don't even have a fucking job. Putting in $500 of your parents money in crypto thinking you're gonna get rich off chainlink...


Ever heard of the fucking futures and forex market you dumb son of a bitch?? Man you're one dumb fucker aren't you? People use futures and forex to gauge where the market sentiment is going to be. The biggest market isn't in stocks and bonds you fucking idiot. It's the forex that trades currencies pretty much 24/7 and the futures that trades 23/6 round the clock. That's where all the banks and hedge funds throw their money around all throughout the world.

THE WORLD MARKET IS CRASHING you fuck...

Man this kid is dumb

>> No.8563498

>>8563475

Forex spot is technically 24/5

>> No.8563564

>>8558657
He would have just said crypto markets if he meant crypto markets instead of separating it from the other markets you absolute and total mongoloid. How can people on this board keep getting dumber? I keep thinking I've seen the dumbest shit possible on this board, but then some retard like this comes along.

>> No.8563629

Not even stressed. Based Trump will fix this mess created by Obama and the demons

>> No.8563710

My long-term strategy is keeping most of my wealth in index funds and riding right through economic crashes.

IRON FUCKING HANDS.

>> No.8563744

>>8563457
>>8563629
How’s the weather in Moscow?

>> No.8563846

>>8563744
>he fell for le Russian hacking meme
kys

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>>8563266
Bulls are actually unironicly retarded right now with every market street shiting atm.

>> No.8563859

just wait til Poland wakes up bro

>> No.8563890

>>8563744
>opposing political opinion
>must be foreign shills
mccarthy would be proud

>> No.8563911

>>8563475
Forex is 24/5 + holidays
The 24/7 crypto market is eventually going to overtake forex because that's the nature of more accessible markets

>> No.8563913

>>8557672
>legacy finance crashing
>crypto, the counter to legacy finance, also crashing

Look no further for definitive proof that humanity as a whole is retarded.

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>>8557672
buying random (shit)coins or stocks is not "wealth". you buy it for a price in expectation to sell it for a higher price.
market cap is not money that was used to buy
market cap is not money that was lost while selling

but please stay in the market, it needs dimwits like you

>> No.8564043

>>8557685
Thats why im still holding my bitconect still
It WILL go up again one day, its the future of crypto

>> No.8564182

>>8557672
Markets are opening with major rebound though...

>> No.8564301

>>8563145
No, they can both decline together. This isn't a normal interest rate environment.

>> No.8564372

>>8564182
wait until 230

>> No.8564379

>up 450 points
lel get fucked autistic NEETs

>> No.8564392

All in bitches.

Fuck china and the bears.

>> No.8564580

>>8564392
Or better yet fuck the US and the retards who run this country

>> No.8564602

S&P Honey badger don't care about blonde whores or sneaky Chinks