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>>855365
This is seriously the best answer.

Source emissions testing.

Although I have a BS and pretty much what they're looking for but I can't seem to find a job in that field so I'd say it's not in huge demand.

The guy who told me about it called it "blue collar science".

There's also process technology which pays very well but that's almost all in the oil industry.

>>855363
Get a job you fucking Neet, like it or not some times you gota do shit you don't want to, hard luck every has to.

Ant no easy options fucker, you want to be safe and comfortable WORK FOR IT SWINE

Your own service business

you can work as a delivery driver/ courier. Pay and hours vary, depending on the company and type of service/product you will be carrying. I work for a small company right now, and most days are usually interesting. You get to talk to a lot of people too, if you have a lot of stops. FEDEX and UPS drivers are usually what comes to mind for this, but there are others.

>>855371
I have a job.
>>855373
Entry level too easy and sounds stressfull. Also, have to sit a lot driving to locations.

>>855363
>job
>fun

pick 1.
Turning anything into a mandatory life-sentence where you have a daily schedule and mandatory duties is the definition of not-fun.

Anyone who works for a living is a sucker, this includes "self-employed" wage-slaves.

>>855363

Learn a trade; carpenter, plumber, electrician, brick layer, pipefitter, etc. Fits everything on your list except for 5 days a week. It is a 40 hour work week but construction is usually 7-3:30. Pay is awesome in union states.

Get into a trade school. Do an apprenticeship. Get paid to learn your trade. When the learning is done, get paid 45 dollars an hour.

Carpenter/hvac

>>855400

>when all learning is done, have fun giving 30-40% of your earnings to the government
>when all learning is done, have fun breaking your back for the rest of your life, wasting 8-10 hours of your day commuting and working

wage-slaves are mentally retarded.

>>855400
>>855405
Too saturated. Everyone and their grandma go into these

>>855391
IMO if you get to work on new things in new place and in a team of good people with good intentions then it's fun.
>>855365
Too "I want to be an austronaut when I grow up"-tier. Entry is nearly impossible and too dangerous.

>>855408
>>855391
If you have nothing useful to contribute then don't post.

>>855409
>IMO if you get to work on new things in new place and in a team of good people with good intentions then it's fun.

100% of what co-workers talk about is when their next break will happen, how monday sucks, how Friday needs to come faster, how their thinking of quitting, how they wish they were somewhere else...etc

I've had tons of Jobs and office banter is the same as construction batter, at the end of the day no one wants to be there.

>>855413
Well I have to pay bills and support my family, not the other way around.

Bump

>>855391
Does this imply you don't work? Like, you live on benefits or slot machine winnings instead or something?

Pro poker player
Pro sports betting

Bump-a-roo

Teaching english.

>>855363
Its kinda computer related but you can learn to play poker professionaly.

It only take around a one-two thousand hours to masters and you can work wherever the money and tax are good. The cons is you have to play while everybody is off work and its highly demanding mentally and put a lot of pressure on your back.

Otherwise its pretty much the easiest way to make a 6 figures income.

Porn actor

Bump
I'm just tired of the office work.

>>855363
I got exactly the right job for you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

I want to know a job that has all this:

>not in the city
>requires a technical college degree (Comp Sci, Physics, Engineering)
>zero women and zero interaction with women, don't have to see women at all
>involves working at a computer 10+ hours per day
>pay doesn't matter
>job is not constantly in jeopardy with quarterly reviews and pressure to produce results
>job doesn't ever involve repetitive tasks
>work is meaningful and actually benefits people
>job isn't the military

>>856318
Mining/mineral/metallurgical engineering but they are very susceptible to market fluctuations, but otherwise they fit the bill and pay is good.

>>856318
Why would you not want to be around women?
I love sexual tension between my famine coworkers. I banged a cute 27 year old once when on a regular check up trip towards a gas pump in a rural area (I'm an inspector)

>>855363

Electrician

>>855363
Railroad Conductor-->Engineer

>>856318
>>zero women and zero interaction with women, don't have to see women at all
Says the homo

Navy or air force officer

Über driver.

>>855363
>ctrl f
>0 results welder
You can get a pipefitting cert in less than a year in some states and make pretty good money on a pipeline or a bridge crew
you'll probably gravitate towards a shop atmosphere though, less hours (and less money per)
if you're a regular pipeliner though and are autistic enough to do all the ERE shit you could retire in around ten years though

>>856719
You have to have a four year degree and neither of those are low commitment, short hours jobs

underwater welding