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Sometime in 2019 all of the new Link fags decide to change the Link Officer Ranks.

OFFICIAL 2019 LINK OFFICER RANKS

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 5001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 2501-5000 LINK
- Major General: 1751-2500 LINK
- Brigadier General: 1251-1750 LINK
- Colonel: 751-1250 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 501-750 LINK
- Major: 351-500 LINK
- Captain: 251-350 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 201-250 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 151-200 LINK

X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 101-150 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 91-100 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 76-90 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 51-75 LINK
- Sergeant: 36-50 LINK
- Corporal: 16-35 LINK

X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 6-15 LINK
- Private: 1-5 LINK

>> No.8517197

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517206

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517214

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517215

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517231

Sergey should be Field Marshal

>> No.8517236

Get these disgusting nuranks out of my face. If we need new ranks for the new linkies, we’ll split Private into sub ranks. The ranks have 18 decimals so this shouldn’t be a problem.

>> No.8517254

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517255

>>8517231
Is that the highest rank?

>> No.8517264

>>8517236

That is the general consensus from old Link fags here in 2019.

The problem is the new Link fags have taken over the board.

They get their way.

>> No.8517269

>>8517169
According to this list I'm a General. So if I meet a fellow linklet below my rank, he has to salute me and I will salute him back.

>> No.8517285

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517287

>>8517255
it was in vanilla

>> No.8517387

Holy shit.

Just checked in on the 2022 rankings.

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 1+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 0.5-0.99999 LINK
- Major General: 0.1-0.49999 LINK
- Brigadier General: 0.05-0.09999 LINK
- Colonel: 0.01-0.04999 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 0.001-0.00999 LINK
- Major: 0.0001-0.00099 LINK
- Captain: 0.00001-0.00009 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 0.000001-0.000009 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 0.0000001-0.0000009 LINK

X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 0.00000001-0.00000009 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 0.000000001-0.000000009 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 0.0000000001-0.0000000009 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 0.00000000001-0.00000000009 LINK
- Sergeant: 0.000000000001-0.000000000009 LINK
- Corporal: 0.0000000000001-0.0000000000009 LINK

X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 0.00000000000001-0.00000000000009 LINK
- Private: 0.0000000000000001-0.0000000000000009 LINK

>> No.8517438

>>8517169
I propose sir that above 5k link should be "Retired Marine"

>> No.8517460

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8517482

>>8517438
Ok

>> No.8517563

>>8517438
>Lieutenant General
I propose "Supreme Allied Commander"

>> No.8518383
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8518383

>>8517231
>Marshal
Field Marshal sounds legit.

Here's one in a company of a manlet.

>> No.8518424

<10k is a foot soldier at best

>> No.8518444

>>8517482
Ok...

>> No.8518505

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8519005

>>8517169
I can actually see this happening

>> No.8519977

>>8517236
The nu-ranks below private, should all be civilian "ranks" I.e. janitor, burgerflipper, middlemanagement, sergey's housemaid, etc.

>> No.8520977

>>8517169
Sergey is Commander

>> No.8520992

>>8517169
>Brigadier General
call me Brigadier General bitch

>> No.8521020

>>8517169
Ok.

>> No.8521151

>>8520992
huh? you know what, how about I call you a NIGGER instead? huh? do you like that? you fucking BLACK PERSON

>> No.8521403

>>8517169
Let us pray

>Our Lord who art in heaven
>Sergey be thy name
>Thy stinkies come
>Thy link become
>1k EOY

>Give us today our daily thread
>And forgive the weak hands
>As we forgive those who dump bags on us

>And lead us not unto JUSTing
>But deliver us from Jewery
>For thine is the link, the stink, and the big mac forever
>Amen

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8521492

>>8517169
First step was payment coins like bitcoin, litecoin or even nano. Next step was setting up smart contracts for DaPPs. Ethereum, NEO etc.

>Smart contracts are limited to digitalized data. They have a limited application in real life and cannot substitute real contracts. You cannot digitalize reality.

Final step is finding a way to get external/real world data from the outside world onto the blockchain. This is where ChainLink comes into play and solves what is known as the 'Oracle Problem.'

ChainLink is not only a bridge for triggering smart contracts from other platforms but is also the first one which can securely insert offline data into smart contracts or grabbing them out from elsewhere. Every single visionary use case with ethereum you heard of needs data from outside of the crypto Ecosystem.

30k Link stack smart contracts are the future.

>> No.8521548

Ok

>> No.8521595
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8521595

>>8517169
Brigadier reporting

>> No.8521608

>>8517482
and........

>> No.8521766
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8521766

God bless marines, gains be with you

>> No.8521800

>>8521151
SPICY

>> No.8521858

>>8517169
Sounds like you are a 5k linklet

>> No.8521988

If your in this thread and don't have at least 5k link, kys

>> No.8522240

>>8521988
HA, just made it!

>> No.8522307

>>8521988
I have 2k, can I get away with just slapping myself in the face?

>> No.8522329

>>8517169
Ok

>> No.8522453

140K here .

>> No.8522548

>>8519977
Got my kek

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8522840

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8522914

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>> No.8522934

sticks finger in bum and licks it, checking in

>> No.8522990

>>8522840
How have I missed this, thanks anon for the sc.

yst. t. "Of African descent"

>> No.8523161

>>8522990
i always laugh about it

t. walmart worker