/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8509764

>$100
>everything we've been saying the last 6 months

always ahead of the curve here

>>8509764
>$10, maybe $20+
>they won’t understand it. With XRP you can tell them “the big banks will use it”. With Trom you can tell them “it’s the internet 3.0” even though they’re both useless scamcoins. Kind of ironic too, most will pass over this epic opportunity thinking it’s worthless when they’re holding trash

>when bag holders finally give up their desperate shill campaigns
Another 6 months maybe

>>8509831
I think normies will love the on chain/off chain phrase. They won't understand it, but they'll love it

It would be so surreal to hear normal people talking about chain link. I've been reading about it every day for like 4 months now and have only mentioned it to one person. No one else wants to hear my crypto babble.

>>8509764

biz one year from now...

new link fags have taken over the board. they think they are geniuses for getting in under $200.

they don't believe us when we say we already made it and bought link when it was under one fucking dollar.

they say it was always just a meme and nobody on biz really bought under $1.

but we will remember each other anons.

the early adopters.

we made the memes.

>>8509967
Right on brother...I'll be worth 22 million.

Never have to work again. I'll buy a 5 million dollar house, few million dollars worth of cars. And use the rest to live off of interest.

And maybe 1 or 2 million i'll gamble with on futures and forex and stock trades.

>>8509938

Underrated

>>8509967

Amen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

>>8509967
Can this please happen sooner... I need money now...

>>8509764
>>price of LINK when normies fomo in
50-100

>>8509764
>>what normies will say about LINK when they find out about it

endless articles about automation making solicitors and paper stamping civil servants, insurance and mortgage brokers redundant. Could not happen to nicer people. Best social revolution EVER

>>8509967
>but we will remember each other anons.

I will know the oldfags by the memes and make contact so that we may be buddies IRL

>>8509967
This would feel better than the money desu just showing them receipts and old memes.

i seriously can't fucking wait for this, shitposting on biz will be more fulfilling than the money.....almost >>8509967

>>8510071
>>8510086
Godbless you anon...we will make it....120k linkies reporting in

>>8509764
if bitcoin is whitehouse and ethereum is disneyland and thether is fed

chainlink is pipes

I'm a 6K linklet, but I want all of you to know that you are my brothers.

We will make it, even if its only $100 link and I only end up with a comfy tiny ranch here in the south. I'll invite all of you mega-millionaires out and we'll drink shiner bock and eat BBQ.

>>8510197
yeah....crackpipes..... kekekekek

These non technical and non research based link posts are so boring. Price prediction??? Yawn. Potential partnerships? Yes.

>>8510197
More like: bitcoin is the oil, ETH is the car and ChainLink is the gas. Time to explore new frontiers.

>>8510512
>>8510197
Both could be better. Bitcoin is a lightbulb, Ethereum is a TV and Chainlink is the entire power grid

>>8509764
this

when normies fomo in it'll go down to 15cents

and sergey will have more toilet/cafeteria conferences in the future

>>8510467
Nothing wrong with a comfy circle jerk thread anon, if you're in the mood

BTC is gold
ETH is dollar
LINK is magic

>>8509967
Hell yes.
t. Made the meme that you posted

>>8509967
All linkies are gonna make it brah
>Uh oh, pissed no-linker incoming HAHA.

BTC is tulips
ETH is highway
LINK is heavenly manna

BTC is lambos
ETH is rocketships
LINK is LINK

>>8510224
Fellow 6k bbq eating, seeet tea drinking linkbro

LINK is intrinsically worthless. Node operators can be paid in existing cryptocurrencies. Just look at the testnet right now, it only accepts ETH instead of LINK lmao. It means that ETH can easily be substituted for it, that is, if someone wants to fork the token to accept ETH (an established cryptocurrency instead of some fucking ERC20 token made with a two-man team), LINK is basically useless. That is besides the fact that everything LINK aims to do can be easily done by cryptographically signing the data from the API source.
>muh next ETH

Link, 5 months in: 35 cents (3.5x ICO)
Ethereum, 5 months in: $5.50 (17x ICO)

Uh oh, pissed stinker incoming HAHA.....

Sold for Banyan and Jibrel. Link is already 80~ on coinmarketcap.

>>8509764
>$10
>whatever they parrot of youtube
(post ranks please)

>>8509764
100$eoy
1000$ 2019eoy

>>8509831
i actually think normoes will get it. tell them it makes non-blockchain stuff be able to work on the blockchain, which means the opening up of huge real world markets which means you can get a cut of that by buying LINK.

>>8512859
*yawn* this copy pasta again and another underage /b/tard thinking it's funny after posting it for the 20th time in a day.
come up with something original special ed dropout

>>8513337
13337

>>8512859

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>8513427
YOU ARE A MANIAC!!!

>>8513427

>>8513483
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>>8513427
YOU MUST BE CERTAIN THAT THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE WHAT DESIRE
CERTAINTY CREATES INTENTION
INTENTION CREATES BELIEF
BELIEF CREATES UNDOUBTEDNESS
WHEN THERE IS NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE NO CHOICE BUT FOR IT TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY
NOW WE ARE CERTAIN, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FAIL

DON'T JUST THINK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND
FEEL IT - FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO MAKE IT
FEEL THE EMOTIONS YOU WILL FEEL WHEN LINK HITS $1,000
FEEL THE EMOTIONS OF YOU BUYING YOU DREAM HOUSE AND CAR
FEEL THE EMOTIONS OF FUCKING FRESH, MODEL-TIER PUSSY
FEEL THEM ALL AS THOUGH IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN THE PRESENT MOMENT

IF YOU CAN FEEL IT BEFORE YOU CAN SPEAK IT, THEN THE MANIFESTATION IS WELL ON IT'S WAY!

>>8509764
Idk feeling bad. Not sure I'm gonna make it

>>8509967
I'm IMAGINING it right now as hard as I can

>>8514249
S rank portfolio honestly.

>>8509764
want a taste of what happens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ4sK6d9JgM
check his channel out

>>8511062
underrated

>Our Lord who art in heaven
>Sergey be the name
>Thy stinkies come
>Thy link become
>1k EOY

>Give us today our daily thread
>And forgive the weak hands
>As we forgive those who dump bags on us

>And lead us not unto JUSTing
>But deliver us from Jewery
>For thine is the link, the stink, and the big mac forever
>Amen

>>8513806
>he thinks it's the same two people posting each time
That's cute.

>>8513337
its 1000 2018eoy and 10,000 2019eoy, stupid boy.

>>8510029
top fucking kek

>>8510224
if this shit all ends up playing out we're going to throw a massive fucking party.

>>8515633

Fuck I nearly replied to this, how long has this pasta chain gotten? It currently ends at the ‘thats cute post, right?’

>>8515633
That's pasta too

>>8515708
FUCK

>>8515684
>>8515663
hahaha. that was me who posted it.

Dude that song is about us going down with this ship whether we make it or not...

This is how much I have right now and I don't care if I make it or not...It was fun for all the memes

guys i've followed chainlink for awhile and have always thouight about investing but don't know how to do it. I've been on Coinbase since October, have never used any other exchange. I want to throw some money in, help me out here.

>>8515752
>>8510029

>>8515787
Buy eth
Send to binance
Trade eth for link

>>8515787
Move your funds onto binance.

Create an account with them...go to binance.com and please if you feel nice use my referral code 26107581.

from there just send your bitcoin or litecoin or whatever to your wallet on binance.

And then buy chainlink with your bitcoin...boom done...then hold it for like 2 years and be a millionaire

>>8509967
Capped and saved. I can't wait to throw this exact post along with receipts back when Chainlink was $0.15. I'll never stop jacking off to all the wojack threads and people threatening becoming an hero because they wasted their money on shit like the jew coin ripple.

>>8515752
yeah I'm from Canada and my teacher in like 4th grade played this shit and we sang along to it. Had some weird goosebumps nostalgia. STOP FUCKING WITH MY SIMULATION.

POSITIVE THOUGHT.

>>8509764

>>8510224
I'll gladly roll up in my brand new Range Rover wrapped in the Chainlink logo with enough booze and drugs to make Pablo Escobar jealous. t.11k stinky link here

>>8514249
You're fucking solid my nigga. Just HODL! You literally will have more than enough to retire in 5 years time.

>>8515149
Tremendous anon - I'd buy you a beer!

In the future, all Linkies will live together in one giant home called a mental health institution.

Stupid gullible faggots just all in Chainlink because an anon say "I can't reveal anything because I'm under NDA, use your brain to connect the dots, can you see the big picture, this will blow up".

Madoff "I can't reveal my business operations because this is trade secret, trust me everything is under control, use your brain to connect the dots, I have ties to government and I am former chairman of NASDAQ, just trust me, your investment will blow up".

WHERE CAN I BUY LINKIES?

The optics for the transition from the early adopter /biz/ autist phase to the early majority intelligent semi-normie phase is important. We have to find a narrative to capture the normies with tech/business experience that sells them on the gold of sergey's vision that separates it from every other shitcoin. My assumption here is that when this happens smart contracts as a concept will be gaining traction among the technologically aware normies, I'm thinking IT and finance consulting types. We need to appeal to the classic jobs/Wozniak relationship that's a common trope in business school case studies: the autist invents some emergent tech and then a Chad trims out the fat and finds a way to sell it. I think a good narrative for chainlink to utilize is to relate ethereum and smart contracts to Wozniak, Vitalik already fits the autist mold, while we relate decentralized oracles and shit like API marketplaces to like an idealized steve jobs figure, make Sergey into the Chad that found out how smart contracts work in reality

>>8516425
>We have to find a narrative to capture the normies with tech/business experience that sells them on the gold of sergey's vision
No we don't...Why do you think it is basicly listen nowhere..Links target shareholders are LARGE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS.

Why do you think they don't do jack-shit for marketing and post on twitter maybe once a month...They don't care about neets or normies.

Do some research on the market they are trying to enter brainlet.

>>8516378
why don't you actually get a brain for yourself and stop the copypasta??? such a mongoloid

Is 30k enough

>>8516425
>>8516489
Kek get rekt kid

>>8515943
What's up Range Rover bro? We have the same dream. Just hit 10k yesterday. We are getting that fucking Range Rover.

>>8509967

It is honestly sad that you guys unironically believe this shit. It is far more likely that ethereum crashes and burns than for Link to ever be worth more than a cup of coffee.

>>8517127
t. brainlet

>>8517435

>article mentions API: HOLY SHIT CHAINLINK SECRET PARTNERSHIP CONNECT THE DOTS WE MOO
>Bigger companies working on oracles: BUT SURELY THIS ERC20 SHIT TOKEN WILL BE ADOPTED BEFORE MICROSOFT COCO
>Dumps on every conference and news release: BUT MAINNET WILL SEND US TO THE SINGULARITY!

>>8516378
if you research deep into chainlink you will get your mind blown
there are literally dots to connect not just buzzwords

>>8509967
this is delusion.
it won't be worth as much as you faggots are hoping it'll be
shave off the ridiculous expectations and you will be less dissapointed when it wont make you rich

>>8517590
If the promises are great, the coin is a winner, that's all that matters in this space (looking at you EOS,ADA,NEO,TRON,VERGE, ......) This token might have tanked just like any other coin but and sure it'll probably not moon to 200$. But it would be really friggin stupid to sell the bottom now. 5$ ezpz

>>8517557

Lol... I can't even. Maybe getting JUST'd will allow your brain to grow a bit once the sheath of delusion stops constricting it.

>>8517590
Thanks, just bought a 100k xValves

>>8517640
I either can't detect sarcasm or you're the dumbest nigger of all time.

>>8519037
When will you delusional faggots learn that assblasted was the biggest biz larp in history?

>>8515936
Deluded the post

>>8519137
Behead those who insult Prophet Assblaster

>>8519037
haha but anon, YOU are the nigger. you can't see it in the mirror because you are so fucking DARK. PISSED STINKER NIGGER INCOMING AHAHAHAHAHHA. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>8519209
Keked

>>8519137
I believe assblaster is both a larper and 100% correct.
A genius that is so capable of deriving what happens behind the scenes from the limited information available that he is functionally equivalent to being an insider.

>>8515728
Pretty sure it goes longer but I can't remember any more

>>8512400
someone post the Croc fork please

>>8509938
You're right about that.

Also, "it enabled the widespread adoption of smart contracts" will make them cream their pants

>>8519623
Wat

>>8519379
This man GETS IT!

>>8509967
Preach brother preach

Telll me I'll be ok. 30k Link stack. Smart contracts are the future.

Essentially, ChainLink is like an adaptor. I have an old truck, right? Its so ancient, it has a cassette tape player. Well, I like to play music from my phone, but I can't, because there's no connection. If I wanted to, I could buy a whole new stereo system for hundreds of dollars and have to deal with installing it.

Or, I could buy a $20 adaptor that is literally a cassette with an aux jack wire coming out of it. Boom. Now I can play mp3s from my phone through a cassette player and I didn't have to upgrade anything, which suits me just fine.

Now apply that concept to the entire global financial markets that would love to take advantage of the blockchain, but have the old "cassette player" tech that they would rather not spend money replacing.

>>8521060
How many do you know that use a cassette adaptor?

>>8521310
my GF does, she has a 2003 toyota

>>8521310
I do

>>8521310
This is an analogy used to express the current technological banking infrastructure. We have Bluetooth now. But shit I still plug my iPhone using the charger it's the same.

Chain Link is a obvious win and it's clear for everybody who read the white paper. We fud it for fun.

>>8509938
>With Chainlink you can upvote your favorite YouTuber on the blockchain.!!

This will happen eventually. It will kill me on the inside. The upside is that we will all be filthy rich by then

>>8509938
this

Official /Biz/ness server
Financial advice and ideas, focused mostly on cryptocurrency.
Is also merged with professional daytraders from (BitMEX) so behave there.
discord (dot) gg (slash) YCfs7be

I can’t wait to see all the normies I know around me talk about LINK while I secretly sit on my massive stack bought a year ago

>>8509967
Yes.

>>8515981
>that portfolio
>5 years
get the fuck outta here you fudder

>>8522614
hopefully im going to make it with my 25k link in 5 years

>>8510086
We should pick one that will be easily identified. I mean It won’t be hard as it is but having a assblaster signal to know without a doubt

>>8513427
>>8513483
>>8513806
>>8515633
FLAWLESS

>>8523104
toilets and below ICO price are nice signals. priced in is something i havent seen being used recently in a meme way. someone has the price it in pic of sergey? cba to find it. also, supercomputers

>>8523340
Way better than my thoughts. But yes it’s been a little since I’ve seen those. And it’ll be glorious to see the new friends think that it’s spicy new memes

>>8515644
it was written

>>8523340
>supercomputers
it's supercomputes, get it right anon

>>8519379
This

>>8523843
AB was not a larper.
I'm not gonna pretend like I'm his close friend or some shit but he wasn't larping, you can trust me or not, that's all I'm gonna say.

>>8509764
Crypto Newfag here (I only own bitcoin, ether, and ella). How do I buy this shit?

>>8524053
Binance, and hurry

The singularity approaches

>>8517590

>>8524613
although this is over posted. really wish it would come to fruition

OK let's see screenshots of these wallets with tens of thousands of links in them...put up our shut up

>>8524893

{
"address": "0x59e9e96a1668c2faf3c8504bcff657653a79d084",
"msg": "Just transferred from Binance this morning. Hi /biz/.\n\n[2018/3/24]",
"sig": "0x93a4fc1aa4f15001c6400847d1b380560fef1a6902254dd3611e65b0243ebb4a4af67785c70833eadd75b6371ca02b903908ba586b05ec9bec4a73daeaba97261c",
"version": "3",
"signer": "ledger"
}

https://ethplorer.io/address/0x59e9e96a1668c2faf3c8504bcff657653a79d084

>>8514249
S++ portfolio

>>8525086
I am a brainlet, I clicked around and tried to find this json blob in the interface but couldnt. Do you have a link?
thx

>>8525187
it's a signed message from the ETH address using MEW

>>8524893
30k link stack.

>>8524042
oh this is totes adorable. now we have faggots role playing friends of role players! the absolute state of mumbai shitting streets.

>>8525228
sell then
I hope you sell

>>8524893
You really don't think people have 4 grand to drop into link for a 10k stack?

>>8510166
Checked

God speed anon

5k linklet reporting for duty

Why are there so many link threads in the past hour?

i have 800 link, the next drop im going all in, around 5000$, hope it gets me somewhere

My portfolio is 50/50 REQ and LINK, should I sell my LINK now to go 100% REQ in time for the launch of mainnet and then dump it all back into LINK?

>>8515684
Unironically this.
If this all comes true, I think a lot of happy and rich anons would go to that

>>8524613
These pictures haunt me

16 commits in a day. Devs not playing:

https://github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink/commits/master

>>8524613
tfw I could have been a millionaire if I had listened to /biz/ years ago

I had so much money to burn that I could have bought a few k eth without even missing the money
I don't have so much now which is why I won't be able to buy much link, I was waiting to see if btc shit the bed again like a few days ago but I might just buy in at 40c now

>>8519623
:^)

>>8515728

Fucking kek

>>8526110
What does this mean. I'm a second semester cs student

>>8509967
This gave me a half chub.

>>8510224
Do I detect a fellow TN fag?

>>8526561
Which half?

>>8514249
Killer. Good luck to you bro.

Also, quads says LINK 5000 Q2 2019

>>8526480
Which community college?

>>8526110
Adios gook cock

>July 2018
>$23
>it makes all of the promises of these ICOs possible!
>it connects off chain data with on chain smart contracts
>blockchain agnostic!
>saves lives

>>8526630
left side

>>8524893

>>8528096
I'll never understand how someone can be smart enough to invest in link whilst simultaneously being stupid enough to invest in ripple

>>8528154
maybe that's his anti-suicide hold in case by some miracle it does moon.

I wish I did that with eth when it was $1 but I was convinced btc would be the only crypto worth anything

>>8528184
>centralised
>token supply not fixed
dont be a fucking retard