/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8501082
Bull or bear?

how much stinky linky for you to sit on my dinky?

Red rover, red rover, put on some fucking clothes you degenerate tattoo'd whore.

>what do I say
mistake number 1
you're playing the part of an intelligent chad, who probably has interesting things happening in real life that keep him from being on Tinder most of the time.

>>8501082
Charge your cellphone faggot

>>8501110
>tattoo'd
Back to school, friend.

>>8501082
"whats up slut"

Red Rover, red rover, I'd fuck you if I was hungover

>>8501123
Girls on tinder get 6 million matches daily, waiting for her to message me seems unlikely

>>8501163
Thinking this is the best so far

>>8501082
People actually expose themselves like this on the internet? Holy shit the humanity is a lost cause.

>>8501082
"I hope you want kids because if we fuck you're getting pregnant"

>>8501207
Is this actually a good line I have autism

>>8501082
"u call that a pose"
"lol r u wearing a fundoshi"

Challenge her with something low effort and dumb. Remember you need to stand out in a sea of betas. So you do that by disregarding her and not taking her seriously. This broad is pure trash anyway so it shouldn't be hard to disrespect her and treat her like the whore she is and wants to be.

>>8501232
no

>>8501082
>iPad

>>8501232
It is. Another one is "are you ready to breed my champions"

High response rate from that beauty

"won't that scarf give you a fucked up tanline"

this is the best I could do on short notice

t. normie chad

>>8501082
>"Smile! You're on /biz/!"

>>8501252
Negging stopped working in 2016. Women want to be loved now.

>>8501279
OK can you give me a chad follow up as well in case the thread gets deleted?? Do I immediately swing it to sex? Thanks in advance

>>8501232
Nah, best line u can use for tinder (im a chad) for me is; Hi i really suck in openinglines (whatever the fuck that word is in english) but u have some really nice photos! , i always get a response.

>>8501232
if you seriously think this could be a good line to use at some point, my honest advice to you is to delete all dating profiles, just shut the party down until you have a better handle on the fundamentals here

I want your poop on my dick

>>8501314
That's ones stupid, it doesn't give her a good response. You have to say something weird that allows her to come up with a witty retort

>>8501314
"ayy baby lets fuck"

trust me

There's a dude trolling on the other end of that profile. Good chance he's a biz fag as well...

>>8501367
I've tried using /fit/ lines before (archaeologist) and get ignored or removed every time

>>8501365
Shit I've already sent it

>>8501350
Believe it or not, some women want to have children. They may like that kind of stuff.

Pretend she is a dude. What would you say to one of your guys friends if they took a photo like that

>>8501082
How's your relationship with you dad?
t. chad

probably a bear trap, desu

>>8501403
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>8501403

"how many dicks did you suck last night?"

>>8501314
depends if/what she answers with

my guess is she'd say something like "haha no i already have a good base", so you should respond with "Idk if you do, I'd have to see whats behind that hand"

good luck

>>8501412
I vote this thanks for the chuckle m8

>>8501403
tanning is for faggots. Are you a faggot?

>>8501417
Damn that IS chad, thanks chadbro

>>8501387
Your only way to salvage it now is to replace your profile photo with a picture of your dick

>>8501412

I'm going to start sending this to thots on tinder. All I do is troll there anyways, I want to see what they come up with.

/biz/ is finished
its becoming worse than /pol/ at this point.

Her other pic, she swiped me back within 5 minutes so maybe bot

>>8501082
I am penis 21 cm
t. Chad

>>8501453
It's a pretty popular meme, man, they've probably seen it before considering chicks spend 99% of their time on the internet

>>8501082
Repeat after me- "Brrrrraaaappppp"
You're welcome

>>8501313
For the sake of western civ and beta's around the world I wish that were true. Where are these women that want to be loved at? The neg never dies, it just fades away.

>>8501350
Mate that's a killer line. Look at the bitch in question. Pure whore. I'm telling you there's a whole percentage of females that respond positively to upfront aggressive remarks like that. If it's delivered by an alpha of course.

>>8501468
Is she eating a gluestick?

>>8501485

you are giving thotts too much credit, they stay on the very surface level of the internet

thickposting is a few meters down, at least

help

>>8501082
Red rover Red rover Im a brapper lover

You look like a whore
and probably smell like one, too.
Sit on my face
and I'll eat up your poo. ;)

>>8501587
>Why is it around your neck?

>>8501606
Never try to help again.

>>8501587

you need an exit strategy

"a noose would look better around your neck than your bikini top"

>>8501587
i'd like to tie myself around your neck if you know what i mean

>>8501587
>I've got a better idea of what to put around your neck

>>8501625
This one would get me arrested in bongland

I mean if you want to make it sexual,

"My hand would look better on your throat, than your bikini top"

>>8501587
"Alright, enough of small talk, let's do this right now. No condoms."

>>8501082
>what time am I picking you up
works every time

>>8501587
You're not cut out for this OP, squirt her with your ink sacs and swim away to safety.

It doesn't matter what you say. The only thing which matters when trying to attract women is your looks, money, and status

>>8501637
Going with soyjacks answer in ONE (1) MINUTE unless another chad can out compete

>>8501639

just say you are a muslim, and hanging whores is part of your culture
you will probably get a multicultural award certificate

>>8501637
>A fucking rope kys you dirty psycho slut

>>8501587
>I have alot of money

>>8501667

ok go for it, and then when she giggles and asks what, drop the bit about the rope

>>8501667
do it

>>8501587
>How many sexual partners have you had? I've had none

>>8501667
Nah... That's kinda creepy. Don't do it.

>>8501667
how many bitcoins did they pay you to take it off

You’re everything I didn’t think I wanted in a girl

>>8501689
>>8501692
Done

>>8501704
TOO LATE AHHHHHHHH

>>8501082
How many BBC's have you taken cause' that pussy looking like a black hole.

>>8501708
it's not creepy, might actually work

>>8501667
That's shit, it's like you're taking a gamble but you sound like a pussy too because you're beating around the bush

>>8501719
Yes keep in mind her bio states to bend her over

>>8501722
Can you give a better line?

>>8501708
>TOO LATE AHHHHHHHH
Well, that's ok, I couldn't think of anything better either.

>>8501587
Why hello miss. Allow me to come over and stroke you... With my salad fingers, ehrrmmm

>>8501722
>beating around the bush

It's called teasing, idiot, and every girl likes to be teased

wait a minute, what does this have to do with /biz/?

>>8501759
End game of /biz/ is fucking bitches will all that hard-earned money.

>>8501739
I actually do have salad fingers

>>8501759
Saving money on prostitutes

>>8501759
This is about bargaining... sex and prostitution are the oldest business in human history.

>>8501732
if she asks you what you would put around her neck, go straight for dirty talk and respond with "my hand" and some probing question about how rough does she like it, fuck the noose/rope shit,

you're in, pin
s lined up, now just knock em down

>>8501759

>>8501708
god fucking dammit, op

>>8501739
Salad Fingers? What the fuck? Did I travel back in time 15 years to high school or something?

>>8501784
Listen to this guy OP, seriously this chick likes shit like that

>>8501759
every self improvement board, is a different method of getting girls

/fit/ /fa/ /biz/ /lit/ /trv/

>>8501806
>>8501784
Yes thank you chads you are truly my greatest ally

>>8501082
Bend over

What did she mean by this

>>8501839
She's in love. IT'S WORKING!

>>8501839
smelled the beta 18 km away hahahaha

>>8501839
She is getting bad vibes OP, make it playful

>>8501839
lol, you tell her to behave now

>>8501854
>>8501839

it's a shit test

>>8501839
Say but it’s fun to misbehave a bit ;)

>>8501870
what would u answer

>>8501839

"can you make me? (winkyface)"

>>8501839
>sorry i got a boner and i wasn't thinking lol

>>8501870
I need a chad out here, ASAP

>>8501743
No she's sensed his betaness, she won't respond

crowd sourced thott wrangling

is there a way we can harness blockchain technology to provide a similar service?

Reminder that you won’t find your wife or even a decent girlfriend on fucking tinder

>>8501839
>apologies m'lady

start with small talk like you did.
yada yada
wanna come to my place?

>>8501839
Tell her to take off her pants

>>8501901
Yes, make it so miners work on an algorithm that comes up with generic pick up lines/promiscuously playful dialogue

>>8501252
agreed. nothing makes women moister than getting negged hard. tell her she's a stupid whore and she's gonna get raped and killed

>>8501902

but she said she doesn't do hookups? I thought that meant she is looking for a bf?

>>8501839
"guess we'll get to that after [eyeroll emoji]"
then respond again with
"dinner or netflix [phone number]"

if she texts you then you basically fucked her already, if not then its time to move on

>>8501880
GOING WITH THIS IN ONE MINUTE, CHADS STEP IN QUICK IF YOU CAN

>>8501921
No she is looking for a Chad to hookup with. Filtering out the betas who

>>8501933

dude no that's gay as fuck, never use "but" in a conversation with a female

>>8501889
>>8501932
do this, but add a ? after netflix

>>8501932
OK I'll go with yours as this was your opening after all

>>8501933
that's gay as fuck, you're a faggot. anyways you should say "that's rich coming from someone who posts topless pictures on here."

>>8501933
no don't say that

>>8501882
>>8501889

idk, something about that being no fun, but for someone like her you could try for a night

IT'S A PAJEET BOT. TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEX HER

>>8501933
DON'T. I'M working on it, just need some more time.

>>8501933
no man thats shit
>>8501886
this is better at least

>>8501932
you are really a chad

>>8501839
chad here, be warned, this only works if you are attractive
> I have a knife and a penis, one of em is penetrating you tonight, your choice

>>8501962
this girls a slut, a handbra pic isn't "topless" to her, saying shes topless will make her take it personally

>>8501980
i think that at that point anything you says gives you a free fuck

you need to carefully screenshot this thread, and then show this woman the progression of your conversation on tinder after you nut inside of her, just so that she realizes what just happened

>>8501902
I did. Been together for almost 2 years, we live together, and it's hands down the best relationship I've ever been in. But yeah I had to weed through a lot of bad ones first...the average tinder girl is definitely not girlfriend/wife material.

>>8501961
Sorry archaeologist friend, I think this shit won't work. You're sounding too creepy. She's probably being spammed by several creepy dudes right now. But let us know what happens, I might be wrong.

>>8501980
If you're good-looking enough for this to work then just save yourself some time and say "give me your number so we can fuck"

>>8501886
could be pretty good, but that's a bit to much of a submissive tone if you ask me,
you want her to ask you that,

she probably wants someone to fuck her brains out but also feel special/fancy (i.e. not a slut) based on her last comment so play to that

>>8501839
Only if you will ;)

>>8501996
Wait the objective is to not make him sound creepy? Woah lot of bad advice in here then

ammo

I prefer it if your top was on my bedroom floor

>>8501980

better be REALLY good looking

>>8501994
my sides

>>8501996
It's sent, it's probably GG now, she'll either text or ignore, thanks for all your help /biz/

>>8501082
>Business & Finance

say it with me OP
"Business & Finance"

say it again
"Business & Finance"

>>8501358
this

>>8501996
>i think this shit won't work
Obviously it probably won't work, this girl probably fucks 1/100 dudes that she messages

Point is it gives him the "do or die" moment he needs to save himself the trouble of messaging her any longer

>>8501989
I had horrible acne at one point in my life, I don't believe it's possible to "hook up" if you're not at least decent looking. I mean that as in no quick fuck, you can still convince someone to fuck you but you'll have to work towards building a relationship and get her attracted to something other than your face or body.


also just work out

>>8502027
always one of you fags around

>>8502023

you fucked up man, on the bright side if it actually works then she is dumb as fuck and you can probably be balls deep inside of a couple hours

tell her to buy ChainStink
works every time

>>8501526
That's a vape pen, brah!

>>8502023
update us asap if she replies

>>8502032
This is mostly true

There are girls that are VERY slutty who will bang an acne-covered guy

But to get a hot girlfriend you'll need to put in some legwork AND have all the stars align(maybe 1/1000 9/10s will date a guy with acne)

t. guy who used to have horrific acne until accutane

>>8502027
We are actually staying on topic here

>>8501901
>>8501915

What say biz?

>>8501082
Women really are the niggers of the genders

>>8502059
Yes sir, anybody else want to take over this thread with a grill?

>>8502070
This deserves a whole new thread

>>8502065
acne is a meme, facial structure is the only thing that matters

acne is like -1

>>8502073
What are you on about? There are lots of retarded guys like her too, we’re living in a harmonious world

>>8502070
Ask her for a duos game, could be a cute first date

>>8502070
tell her she doesn't look like a typical gamer girl. also that she looks very fit, ask her if she's into fitness. then ask her about fitness dick in her mouth

If you get a reply from a girl who spells her name Veronika with a "k" and cant land her that night, you are basically hopeless as a male

>>8502070
>good looking
>college of technology
>videogames
>24, so a little older
just go from there, take a guess. you'll have to learn to do this on your own one day

>>8502082
Acne thats scabby/constantly opening every morning when you shower is -5

thats what I had

one time i CAREFULLY itched my face and a zit the size of a quarter popped open and the goo came out. there was a hole so big you could have fit 2 or 3 peas inside one i cleaned the pus out

keep in mind this was over my temple

>>8502107
dude literally everyone east of france has the name Veronika instead of Veronica

>>8501207
>>8501279
>>8501637
>>8501932
>>8501980
I need to know what kind of girls these lines work for (if they’re not just urban legends).
Can someone make a pick-up line/ girl’s profile pairing with confirmed hits?

>>8502070
It needs to be determined by dubs or you will pick the shitty boring things she's heard a hundred times

>>8502125

ok. am I wrong?

>>8502120

Did I do gud?

>>8501915
Underrated

>>8502129
No, just practice and you'll figure it out

Get shot down 1000 times and you'll be as good as anyone

If you play A2A, Watertight or Voltaires Angry Glove you're winning!

>>8502155
no, but maybe she gives you a second chance

>>8502155
no it was cringy af

>>8502155
no lol

>>8502155

pretty weak, it doesn't give her much of a room for a reply

>>8502155
no, you sound like you're 14

>>8502155
autism

>>8502155
Jesus christ anon

>>8502155
FUCK that is AWFUL.

>>8502155
I’ll give you credit for being bold but no that’s not going anywhere

>>8502155
No dude. That's horrible. She is already done with you in her mind

>>8502155
no
just no

>>8502155

>>8501350
you can write whatever the fuck you want as long as your gl

>>8502155
no

>>8502155
the part that gives your autism away is your question if you did gud lol, anon I honestly didn't expect this kind of autism paired with such a tinder match

>>8501839
>my love
instant turn off.
Only eastern european whores speak like that

>>8502155
holy shit

when your pickup line is so awful that a group of semi autistic cryptofags even knows its bad

>>8502155
sweetie...

seriously i can't break down why, but this is an immediate "beta" red alert.

>>8502155

>>8502226
we know why, he's istantly trying to "praise" her without any fuckign reason, and acting like a good puppy

>>8502213

I'm actually have Chad like handsome features so I match with hot roasties but social autism always ruins it

>>8502070
ur pretty, I'm not, lets meet up

NEXT TIME... "I bet you were naughty as a kid"

Next one needs to be alpha.
>My one dealbreaker is black guys

>>8502226
>seriously i can't break down why
Easy, trying way too hard, plus the complete lack of social etiquette and subtlety

>>8502241
>mentioning kids in a pickup line
Don't do this

other things not to mention when trying to pick up girls
>abortion
>rape
>incest
etc

>>8502082
nah, you can be a literal god, once you're COVERED in acne, including chest and back, you're just fucked. Thankfully accutane works for most as it did for me and >>8502124 and then of course you can reap the benefits of being attractive.


I agree with you that it doesn't make as much of a difference for really unattractive people, but still, being presentable, clean, non disgusting looking is the first basic step for anyone.
>>8502129
can't speak for others but I was trolling, no way i'd say anything like that to someone I just met lol


I did however get hammered once as a freshman and told a girl "hey my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?". We haven't spoken since, though, I think it was the thunder of laughter from other drunk idiots more than the line.


I keep this retarded shit for women I know really well, in very select scenarios. It's the only way to break the ice and not get a response such as "omg I've known you since you were like 5". As always be attractive or prepared to lose a friend and maybe get arrested.

>>8502270
Holy shit why do people even need to be told this? What a world we’re living in

>>8502239

kek what's it like knowing that you could make a chick's pussy dry up while she was scuba diving?

>>8502270

exception being sea - I literally tell asian thots I am going to put a white baby inside of them on tinder or wechat, and they love it

Rescued it boys

>>8502155
nice, 5s ago you matched with her and you already put her on a pedestal. "oh you are so special, not even using snapchat filters blabla" srsly anon look up some pick up skills

>>8502303
good job anon you did it

>>8502239
>I'm actually have Chad like handsome features

>>8502155
lol no,
but it's a numbers game,

message as many as you can and see what sticks, refine your strategy based on that

key thing is to remember that girls want to have fun, and not be judged, and have an excuse not to judge themselves

don't put them on a pedestal or above you, tease them a bit (this is why negging is a thing) you want to be in control and project a sense of "playful amusement"
find a way to make them feel special without being obvious about it, and give them even something tiny to shift the blame onto so they don't feel like a slut. it's why netflix and chill became a thing, it wasn't outright asking for sex, but it might as well have been. it just gives her an excuse for fucking you. "well I just went over to hang out, watch a movie, but one thing led to another" she needs a reason to be with you other than to fuck to disguise being a slut

>>8502303
gj proud of u

>>8502226
it's also probably the most beta emoji you could post

>>8502295
>I literally tell asian thots I am going to put a white baby inside of them on tinder or wechat, and they love it
It works because they all dream of financially relying on some well-off white dude

>>8502303
that made me shiver
thankfully women don't actually know how autistic you are, she will just think you're trolling
seriously trust me, they have no idea

>>8502303
Geeze she lives 50 miles away anon.

Don't wet her panties jus now before you can even get to her place.

>>8502295
>they love it

Probably because the word "baby" because its in english and you're white

If a foreigner says something to you it comes across differently for obvious reasons
>>8502303
You saved it anon great work

>>8502303
Nailed it bro

>>8502303
jesus, how embarrassing, even if you are just pretending to be retarded. it's just that bad

>>8502303
stop

>>8502303
Gj lad, you did well

>>8502303

>>8502303
wowsers trousers that could be even worse

>>8502303
lol

>>8502303
Actually I just reread both these messages together and I'm starting to think she might actually see the ironic humor and respond

I'm buying your stock, anon, and I'm holding.

>>8502318
Yeah 100%. Glad to see another anon who's internalized these necessary lessons.

>>8502394
I see those crypto mental gymnastics can apply to other fields as well, nice one chap

>>8502394
Are you by any chance a link bagholder?
Actually just read it again and had a good laugh, let’s pray she has such sense of humor

>>8502419
>Link
No I unironically bought NEO at $75 two days ago

>>8502394

Should I ask her if she wants to play pubg?

Fuck sake this is hard

>>8502303
That was actually the best you could do in the circumstances, not bad anon

hold on I bet we can ACTUALLY rescue it, it's so awful that it defies belief, so we can play on that

>Look I'm sorry, I was having fun and taking recommendations for pick up lines from some silly guys on a website, but those were reaaaaallly bad. So let me try on my own: "You wanna get a drink tonight?"

>>8502434
stop sending more shit before getting a reply, that's the worst you can do

>>8501082
Hi cia

>>8502367
>someone capped my LARP
It wasn't that good of a shitpost.

>>8502442
holy shit roastie detected. NO

>>8501170
le tasty pepino

>>8502434
No, you already bought in twice, now you wait for the moon

Seriously this has 9/10 success rate
Just message the girl saying
“Please be kinkier than me”
Makes them smile and be curious as fuck
If a vanilla reply then they’d be boring as fuck anyways

>>8502460

she's 24 and pretending to be a girl gamer, she IS a roastie, you have to enter her mind

to eat the roast beef, you must become the roast beef

>>8501350
you're no fun ReviewBrah. Go buy more grandpa suits

>>8502442
lol, that's worse than writing nothing

>>8502473
>“Please be kinkier than me”
nice

>>8502432
Buy BNB to recoup

>>8502462
You like cucumbers lad?

>>8502449
Decent enough. Might come in handy

>>8502070
CSGO really? You seem more a mercy main.

>>8501082
That's a whore. So you start with, "How much for bbbj and bbfs?"

>>8502473
Just sent this to a match, will report in if response

>>8502473
>“Please be kinkier than me”
This is DnD tier writing

>>8502483
no

>>8502442
>apologizing ever, let alone starting a conversation with an apology
>"silly guys"
>"reaaaallly"
>asking her for a drink, not telling her

If you were the gay friend, your sentence makes sense, but OP is trying to fuck

look you fags don't understand just how desperate and pathetic a beautiful woman who resorts to pretending to be a girl gamer is

you simply don't understand the indicator of extreme desperation here

>>8502473
nice.
I make change it to, "please be kinkier than my ex"

I will explain this to you. If a woman with facial asthetics like that is pretending to give a shit about video games, it means she is ALREADY DONE WITH RIDING THE CHAD COCK CAROUSEL. She is LOOKING FOR A BETA PROVIDER.

>>8502582
Or if you want to confuse the shit out of her “please be kinkier than my uncle”

>>8502490
Okay

>>8502367
>>8502367
Twice this:
>12’8”
>440lbs
>multi billionaire
>multiple cars, mansions, private island, small nation all paid for
>multiple PHD’s at least 10 published papers
>you must have visited all of the countries, winning wars and eradicating AIDS in AT LEAST 5 of them
>22in cock at the smallest
>>2x tanned = black.
>body the Greek gods would give you immortality for, used as the cover of every plastic surgery catalogue.
>world reknown for anything you do
>savior of the world
>able to fly
>healer of all wounds
>must taste like pumpkin spice AND whipped cream
>can communicate with extraterrestrials

And this is just to get a 5/10 chick, anon. If you aren’t at least twice this you’ll never get a model.

>>8502367
>girls want a feminist boyfriend
Has this poster ever been near a woman before?

Of course you shouldn't be a retarded sexist the likes 4chan has, and you can be tolerant of female equality and shit, but outright being a feminist is really weird to most girls.

>>8502582

yeah man great idea, mention your ex in an opening line on tinder

>>8502594
>Provider
>Plays videogames
Choose one.

>>8502599
Good lad, I’m actually all in myself. Token burn coming up soon plus margin trading plus possible news. It’s holding strong support lines.

>>8502582
That’s much better

>>8501886
I'd just say "make me ;)"

>>8502646
>smiley faces

It isn't 2005 you morons

>>8502654
They're making a come back. Young teens I'm around all post this shit like crazy, it's cool again.

>>8501192
People livestream their deaths too. Humanity is done.

This thread. Holy fucking kek.

>>8501082
if you have to ask 4chan then literally say nothing to her you’ll never make it sorry
sage

>>8501082
Say this op "Yeah we can"

You'll get a reply. Up to you from there.

>>8501082
op any news from veronika?

>>8501082
>her

>>8502303
my fuckin sides, that was a good one anon

lol you retards never learn

ABUNDANCE MENTALITY

LEARN IT

WHO CARES WHAT SHE SAYS

SAY WHATEVER U WANT

>>8502721
Nope but we have a NEW CONTENDER that I've already started

posting chat in next reply

>>8502624
I don't know man, half of Silicon Valley compounds manchild traits (ie. videogames, etc...) but still rakes in big bucks.

Programmer is a stable career now, and the market for it will only keep growing, and that's exactly who plays videogames past age 13.

>>8502761
go with the kinky line

>>8502779
We're already past that

>>8502761
What dating app is this?

>>8501082
just say... "meh"
and swipe whatever fucking direction

>>8502810
man please wtf

>>8502761
/biz/ advice proven wrong once again.

>>8502812
its a tinder app for desktop

>>8502821
I'm sorry anon

>>8502810
kektus, whatsup with the other one?

>>8502367
larp or not
there's actually a bunch of neckbeards out there that believe this unironacally
probably keeping them from getting that fat ugly chick that plays league and goes to metal shows
I always wonder if the whole incel thing is like flat earth where people just troll and pull in more gullible people who actually fall for it

>>8502842
I sent Veronika my number, no response from her still. Another received the kinkier line, no response also

>>8502810
Good work. Keep it up.

>>8502810
that only works if she says no dumbass

>>8502761
>>8502872

>Nope
She'll text you tonight GUARANTEED

make a new thread when it happens just to boost my confidence

>>8501082
wtf ... thats my sister

>>8502872
post the whole chat from Veronika, i lost it somewhere in the middle

>>8502872
>Another received the kinkier line
Friend, it's 2018, women don't want another creepy guy wanting kinky sex. They just want to be loved and breed children.

>>8502155
You dun goofed.
>>8502303
Kek'd.

>>8502810
>>8502833
now say
"meh getting bored"
and swipe around in whatever direction to do stuff...
i don't know that app or what it does.

>>8501082

“Do you consent to me asking you out on a date?”

Beta game works anon

>>8502906

>>8502952
holy cringola

>>8502952
you forgot the question mark anon

>>8502967
>>8502970
You're both morons

>>8502952
unless she's a whore that's gg

>>8502872
>I sent Veronika my number
Wtf dude. You look like a desperate.

Why you even bother texting those girls? If somehow you fool them enough and make them think you're an alpha what would you do next?
You're obviously not going to date them irl anyway as you would only embarrass yourself.

Those pussies are not your league. Leave them to true Chads and instead of playing alpha start thinking and behaving as one. Make friends, go out, work out, find passion, earn money, read more, fap less.
Maybe one day you will join us.

Good luck.

>>8502952
thanks, i would have gone with "lets see if you can make me, give me your number"

>>8502894
Can we stay in contact chad anon? I'll keep you posted with Veronika and I may need your assistance again

chutruteto@2emea.com

>>8502967
he meant his jizz...
what a chad

>>8502952
never double post faggot, kys to salvage what little of your dignity you have left

>>8503010
i think veronika is gg at this point

>>8502977
You gotta pass the i'm not a psycho test before she'll give you any personal info. Talk about inane shit for likeba day then try to set something up. Works better for me.

>>8502155
my sides

>>8503010
sorry bro, she's not going to text you

>>8503010
>Can we stay in contact chad anon
Absolutely not

>>8503042
these are hot girls we're talking about, they're not careful about who they give their phone number to

>>8503042
I've tried this, they stop messaging

>>8503067
I know, I'm trying to hook up with chad

>>8503001
>Maybe one day you will join us
But he’s already here shitposting just like you

>>8502155
F

at least you tried mang with your shitty one liner

We should have more containment threads like this so there are less retards in actual /biz/ related threads.

>>8501812
/fit/ is about dick.

>>8501350
If you think that isn't a good line then you are ugly as all fuck.
I've said the weirdest shit at countless whores in Tinder and they are okay virtually always just because I'm attractive.