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Like clockwork Anonymous Thu Mar 22 08:45:04 2018 No.8495242 [DELETED]

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>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 52% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fallout
>grab phone, check folio
> -2%
> sharts in mart
> sells it all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 08:46:58 2018 No.8495267 >>8495242 Yep. Hope you're buying the daily burger dip.

kingfish !eyZ.srqtOk Thu Mar 22 08:54:44 2018 No.8495360

>>8495242
>today
>Be Freedomerican
>wake up in my freedom palace paid for solely with Cryptocurrencies
>text from bog
>we dump at 5:15 EST
>yes my lord
>shoot my coffee maker to turn it on
>coffee's done, shoot it into my mug
>5:15 hits, sell 400 BTC
>yuropoos reeling
>sip my coffee sweetened with bald eagle tears and the Virgin Mary herself's breastmilk
>set orders to buy back all 400 over the course of 1 day
>accidentally send 10 BTC to dead end wallet
>oops
>not like I care though, my americhad wallet is massive
>also dump ETH to piss off Europoors
>pump LINK by 3% to throw my fellow linkies a bone

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 08:59:46 2018 No.8495420 >>8495360 >Pump LINK t. Pajeet-American

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 09:00:13 2018 No.8495430 File: 43 KB, 400x300, fat-guy-on-scooter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you. Massive dump right before we woke up. They trying to frame us

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 09:01:35 2018 No.8495448 >>8495242 kekd hard on this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 09:02:04 2018 No.8495452 >>8495242 mongrellus logics is unironically always either / or

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 09:04:23 2018 No.8495485

>>8495242
>Be Joo in Amerifat land
>Wake from a refreshing nap in my coffin
>Drink a cool glass of fresh goyim baby blood
>File my talons, lotion on my scalp
>phone call from Benjamin Netanyahu
>What is thy bidding my master
>Sell it all
>Market sell
>Goyim tears as they also sell
>Buythedip.exe
>Post bulls everywhere
>Chinks pump it
>Nap
>Repeat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 09:04:28 2018 No.8495487 File: 209 KB, 388x544, linkpump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8495360

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 09:16:04 2018 No.8495624 >>8495242 >5kg >kg Kys you commie faggot

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