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8456040 No.8456040 [Reply] [Original]

do u think "Chimp's" is a good name for a burger place?

serious replies only

>> No.8456057

>>8456040
Chimpy's

>> No.8456075

Try “Faggots”

>> No.8456085

Sneed's

>> No.8456093

>>8456040
Thicc burgers are shit tier.

>> No.8456099

yeah name it chimps and and accept only black people

>> No.8456108

>>8456093
agreed, smash style is the only style.

>> No.8456111

>>8456040

Chimpies

>> No.8456112

>>8456093
Also, how about “Pajeet’s”

>> No.8456129

>>8456040

It sounds gross. Like you serve chimpanzee meat

>> No.8456150

>>8456040
honestly I like it, OP.

>> No.8456159

>>8456040
Unironically call it "Da Burger Joint!"

>> No.8456179

>>8456040
Only if the logo is a nigger

>> No.8456194

Fuck no

>> No.8456287

>>8456040
Call it Sergey's.

>> No.8456305

>>8456040
>do u think "Chimp's" is a good name for a burger place?

no it sounds to African. Why not BestBurger or Tasties

>> No.8456327

>>8456057
This is better

>> No.8456342

>>8456093
just name the restaurant "Thicc"

>> No.8456350

>>8456159
Call it "Gitcho' Burger" and you can expand it to other businesses like Gitcho Clothes and Gitcho Food

>> No.8456358

>>8456040
No, reserved for fried chicken

>> No.8456363

>>8456040
BurgerConnneeeeeeeeeeeectttt!!

>> No.8456366
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8456366

>>8456040
Yes, and, with clever marketing, you can appeal to both blacks and people who hate blacks, doubling your money and incidentally healing the racial divide while people of all colors eat elbow to elbow at Chimps.

>where you can chimp out

>> No.8456388

>>8456040
How about Uncle Negro's Alimony Hideout and Burger Joint (Bail Bonds, Cash for Gold, Check Cashing)?

>> No.8456392

>>8456350
That's unironically genius.

>> No.8456397

Call it "Burg Her"

>> No.8456403

>>8456040
>call burger joint Chimp's
>black person takes selfie eating at Chimp's and uploads it to social media
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>massive backlash from libtards
>ACLU takes you to court for being a racist fascist nazi capitalist

Go right ahead anon

>> No.8456408

>>8456040
fatty fux slop shop

>> No.8456423

>>8456093
Honestly this, Thin burger contain the juices better and still have the fatty component.

>> No.8456494
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8456494

BogBurger®
Surgically Enhanced Burgers

>> No.8456553

>>8456040
Chomps?

>> No.8456573

>>8456423
This

>> No.8456587

>>8456093
>>8456423
Its gotta be thicker than fast food chain burgers but thinner than the monstrosities you get at restaurants. Wendy's has a good ratio 2bh

>> No.8456616
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8456616

>>8456040
>>8456350
yes yes, "im going to gitchos" i love it. make the burgers thinner though. im not eating that fucking mondo burger

>> No.8456647

>>8456040

How about

Moo Burger

And you can have milkshakes with moo.
On them

>> No.8456660

if you're in the south, try 'kissin' cuzzins' on account of how popular incest is there

>> No.8456712
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8456712

>>8456350
ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER
I'M GONNA MEET YA
I'M GONNA GITCHO'S GITCHO'S GITCHO'S GITCHO'S

>> No.8456734

>>8456075
This

>> No.8456813

>>8456040
naacp won't be happy about this at all

>> No.8456870

We Wuz Chimps

>> No.8456911

Chimp out with our new NIGGER burger

>> No.8456929
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8456929

>>8456388
kek

>> No.8457303

>>8456040
its shit. its a shit idea.

>> No.8457337

>>8456040
"yes I'll have the Chimps cheeseburger with a side of Chimps waffle fries"

rings like a bell, OP.

just stay miles away from any kind of racist conduct, SJWs will eat you alive

>> No.8457392

>>8456040
call it Ahmedi burger and the younger generation of türkish and eastern gonna eat at that place 24/7. Its so easy to make money when half of the population migrated from the east. Thank you Europe!

>> No.8457418

Better name:
Nigger Jim's Breakfast & Barbecue Cookery

>> No.8457463

>>8456870
Top fucking kek

>> No.8457478

>burger thread is the most bumped thread on /biz/ at the moment
makes perfect sense. weak handed amerifats

>> No.8457496

Chuck's

>> No.8457641

>>8456660
Depends on where in the south he is, he seems to be in the swamps, targeting a black audience for his joint hence the name.

>> No.8457724

Gerber's Burgers

>> No.8457774

>>8456350
Holy shit this works well.

>> No.8457888

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIMPS I AM FROM FLORIDA

>> No.8457941

Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take ya orda? Large Good Burger with Zilliqa sauce.

>> No.8458423

>>8456366
this
this is fucking beautiful, anon

>> No.8459441

How about Jibrel Burger? I mean, nobody knows what a Jibrel is but that didn't stop Jibrel Networks.

>> No.8460065

Call it Burger Mc Burgerface

lmao XD

>> No.8460194

In Tallahassee Florida there's a burger place called "Monk's". Logo is a couple of Monkeys

>> No.8460656
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8460656

>>8456040
No, very bad idea but if you do it please post a month later saying how your building was burned down or that your business failed.

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8460688

>>8460656
Also say you only accept payments in Nigger Coin.

>> No.8460695

>>8456057
>>8456040
If you want your restaurant to be burnt down by niggers for racism

>> No.8460729

>>8456093
Compared to the pathetic pieces of paper meat you get at McDonald's? Fuck off retard

>> No.8460760

CHINK'S

>> No.8460808

>>8456040
Sure honestly

>> No.8460875

>>8456040
Chumps