/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8452891
Soon** ffs

>>8452891
you will die alone.

>>8452908
We will all.

Are you mentally prepared to kill someone if you meet resistance?

>>8452908
Don’t see how dying alone is relevant bud.

Here's a thought. How about actually work?
Or day trade like /biz/.

>Post pics with time stamps after

>>8452891
fine faggot, I'll bite, give me a quick rundown. What and why?

>>8452891
Find a more profitable career brother - I've got guys working with me making that a in a week of legit work

>>8452922
I’m from AUS, guns aren’t an issue.
I know no one will be around at this time of night in the area.
Will be inside for 5-10mins max.
No alarm system on the entry door.

>>8452942
Fuck me - especially in a Aus you fucking numbnut. 5k will do fuck all for your life

>>8452940
What kind of work are you doing, mate?

>>8452922
That's a stupid mindset that will add decades to a sentence if caught, maybe even the death penalty.

Then again this is \r\crypto

>>8452934
Got a good stack of crypto but also debt to pay.
Currently not able to pay it back and won’t be in the short term future...
It’s a one time thing to get my back on track

>>8452891

Becoming a criminal for shitty 5-15k? LOL

>>8452891
Comfy good luck. Been a drug dealer but quit 3 months ago and got sober. Will start working with a guy and his team this month. Dont know what the fuck they are into but ill earn atleast 13k / month starting.

>>8452891
Do you have experienced people in the crew?

How did you get in conctact with these people?

How did you acquire the intel?

How will you break open the safe?

>>8452949
5k is all I need so it will be enough. Not looking to make a living

>>8452956
how pressing is this debt to the point you need to steal? do you know the person you're thieving from? If you do you're retarded and should pick a different hole

>>8452951
IT architecture/project mgmt - its contracting rates but we've got guys on 1k to 1.7k day rates. Granted taxman rapes you hard but no one is working THAT hard

>>8452961
Start working selling drugs again?

>>8452968
Single man job, involving others complicates it I think.

It’s my own intel.

Safes always have spare keys in main office...

good luck mate, keep it clean and tidy for the victim. Its all insured so dont feel bad. The gov should wake up and see why people need to do this. Fuck the gov

>>8452891
got plan A, B, C all worked out?
have you rehearsed this with Grand Theft Auto yet?

>>8452969
do you have the code for the safe?
do you know its not a timer-lock?
do you know theres no hot wire to the cops?
can you trust your so called intel?

why dont you go for a bigger fish?

>>8452971
The debt needs to be payed within a week.
Know of them, don’t care desu

>>8452977
na they dont sell drugs so i have no idea what they do. No one that works with them can use drugs so thats why i quit. Will also earn alot more working with them than selling. Also the risk is alot smaller. But if your heist will be succesfull and easy its alot harder not doing something like that again.

>>8452987
Right, like some anon said: you dont know the people you're robbing right? You haven't worked there before? Fastest way to get caught.

How sure are you of this key? Have you seen the safe? Why wouldnt it be a coded lock?

>>8452891
why would you steal ilegally from IRL stores when you can scam pajeets in crypto legally? I already scammed pajeets out of $150k with free airdrops where I give them some shitcoin and etherdelta "ICOs" aka my sell order of a shitcoin.

>>8452891
Just remember if this is your first time then if caught they'll go easy on you! DO NOT PANIC AND HURT ANYONE.

>>8452993
Old safe, just bolt locked. Only need the key.

No alarm for those rooms also

>>8453014
Dont you have to break in a door or something that will trigger the alarm?

>>8452978
nice. What kind of schooling did you get? Haven't picked a career yet because I don't trust the crypto market but also am indecisive.

>>8453008
Worked there for 1month couple years back, did some recon and it’s not changed...

>>8453027
Will break a window and kick in a door but they aren’t on the alarm system. Only a external door triggered system aka front locked doors

use a glass cutter from bunnings. no mess/sound
>>8453035

>>8453032
did they see you inside? you're a prime suspect if so. do they have photos of you, or your name? did you check for cameras in the building and if they're off at night?

>>8453035
Be carefull if they have silent alarms. Be fast. Good luck!

>>8453014
but you know where the key is? it cant be anywhere else?

also protip: dont make a mess. lock it and place the key where an how it was. the later they discover the theft the better.
and obviously - wear gloves and a mask. dont wear any pieces of clothes that are kind of individual.
when you flee the scene think about buildings in the neighbourhood that could be equipped with cctv.
never use your car or own bike to ride away. dont use your own backpack etc.

>>8453035
are you sure that hasn't changed? You act like you talked to the employees, did you seriously ask them about their systems? if not you have no idea, if so you gave yourself away and you're fucked.

>>8453042
Will be 100% covered face included.
No reason to suspect me of all people. And am long out of there minds by now...

>>8452969
stupidasfuck/10

>>8453032
So now they know you worked there for 1 month, do you know how easy it is to write a script to search through their job histories to find out whos been working there for 1 month or less or whatever duration LMAO

>dumb enough to do this for 5k
>Smart enough to pull it off

Pick 1

>>8453061
looking forward to seeing you on the news next week

>>8453061
>am long out of there minds by now
so your intel is not from today?
everything could be changed.

>>8453055
Will be in the one office most likely, if not I’ll bail. Will find it within 2-5mins of entering either way so no real problem.

Yes I’m awhere of all cctv (atms) nothing else around but will be covered when coming close. Will have plain black clothing and throw away shoes. Don’t plane on trashing anything so in and out it is.

>>8453081
Could be, risk I’m taking.

>>8453078
dumb fucks like this are even dumber coz in his country the min wage is $25 per hour i believe

they make $1k a week as easy as taking a shit flipping burgers

why dont OP just do some phising instead?

>>8453035
Sound too easy

some Bruce please fucking save this thread and make sure to look out for this knucklehead on the news

>>8453061
They will check former employees and family members . They will request an alibi. Also you may traumatize someone for life. Don't do it if you only need 5k.

>>8453035
> Will break a window
That's too bad you can't do >>8453055 's idea where you don't wreck anything so they don't discover they've been robbed like a week later or more.

>>8453085
i think your intel is not reliable enough. it wouldnt be for me.

but maybe you want to take only some of the money, maybe 3-4k and leave the rest as it is. then the owner gets into thinking it probably was one of his employees or he was getting senile.
probably the cops wont believe his full story too then.

>>8453105
he could man up and learn to pick locks.

>>8453098
Stuff like this won’t even make the news, no one will be there to get hurt, not a news worth event.

>>8453105
They will know in the morning when opening the store mate... they need the cash

So here's the quick rundown

>need 5k to pay of immediate debt
>decide to scope former place of work
>outdated intel
>face full name credentials and family members in their system
>the first suspects are always former employees
>basing the entire heist on a hunch that nothing has changed

nice

>>8452891
I kekked a little to you OP. I did same kind of job years ago. On my own intel, got 10k in euros. Safe with key lock, i knew where the key was.

>>8453132
Not the first time it’s been robbed... they won’t care it’s covered by insurance and the police don’t care unless someone was threatened

>>8453135
Exactly nice anon, unless they can 100% know it was you or catch you Police can’t do shit after the fact.

>>8453035
>Will break a window and kick in a door
nevermind what i said about being professional then.
when you need to shatter glass or demolish anything you have to leave a complete mess because it has to fit to a junkie searching money for his next shot.
you cant act all professional and break some glass.

>>8453157
I’m not a professional thief, if anything police will think less of a ‘junkie style’ robbery

>>8453156
Also was my first heist.

>>8453167
good job. I prefer scamming crypto, but to each his own

>>8453098
His ancestors are smiling upon him Imperial, can you say the same?

If you are dumb enough to talk/brag about your criminal plans online, then you are dumb enough to slip up in a critical way and never realize it until its too late.

Know your limitations OP. If no larp, then you must acknowledgr by posting here you are foolish and egotistical enough to fuck yourself over if you engage in this type of criminal behavior.

Grabbed everyones ip in this thread, refreshed like a madman till op posted again, found out which public ip op is using, narrowed the search to australia as he admitted, now currently browsing which ip pool this is part of and thus finding the isp which can probably find out who you are judging from the time which I have recorded of you using that particular ip in those times

tip toppity kek expect someone at your little heist

>>8453208
Didn’t give anything specific away nor will this be linked to me anyway... just wanted some last minute group thoughts.

It’s this or I lose everything from the some small bs debt....

>>8453228
There is always the SHARPIE option op.

>>8453228
You are an idiot and you are going to fuck up. Good luck being a felon or whatever the equivilent is in ausfailia.

Btw there is no coming back from being a thief. You will forever lose a measure of pride in yourself, such as it is. Forever more you will always be a criminal parasite, no matter what.

>>8453199
checked and fucking wrecked

>>8453247
Sharpie option?

>>8453314
Ive seen anons pay people up to 15 ETH when you stick a sharpie in your pooper with timestamp

>>8453214
Nice Karl mate, well worded

>>8453322
I need proofs on this

>>8453132
Yeah mate, this anon is right, you’re fucked. Didn’t you know former employees are ALWAYS target #1 when dealing with robberies like this?

Be a lad and post time stamp. If caught i'll donate some ETH to get you out of prison.

>>8453442
Will do mate

>>8453322
Someone pay me 5k and I’ll sharpie rather than pull this

>>8453489
Wait, when's it going down?

>>8452891
Mate, one has to do what one has to do, good luck mate, stay quiet

What >>8453157 is saying is that if you make the robbery clean, and basically just do a beeline to the key, open the safe, and leave immediately, cops MIGHT investigate EVERYONE who ever worked there.

And if you have a 5k loan that suddenly got paid, you are going to be a prime suspect.

BUT if you make a mess, basically open drawers, toss all the stuff out, like you are a random robber looking for something, they will most likely not instantly narrow it down to the current and former employees, and think it's just some random thief.

This >>8453157 guy is actually pretty smart.

>>8453785
Very good point, will make a mess and act dumb for the cameras - looking into wrong rooms first...
Thanks man good advice

>>8453166
What >>8453157 is saying is that if you make the robbery clean, and basically just do a beeline to the key, open the safe, and leave immediately, cops MIGHT investigate EVERYONE who ever worked there.

And if you have a 5k loan that suddenly got paid, you are going to be a prime suspect.

BUT if you make a mess, basically open drawers, toss all the stuff out, like you are a random robber looking for something, they will most likely not instantly narrow it down to the current and former employees, and think it's just some random thief.

This >>8453157 guy is actually pretty smart.

>>8453819
Is this you OP? The ID changed

>>8453857
Yes new ID

Topkek OP wants to break in and steal around 5K

>calls it ‘the Heist’
Like some super oceans 11 druglord heist scenario with multiple helicopters and RPGs

Dis gun be good

Howd you get in debt with loan sharks OP?

>>8452978
How to get into that kind of work?

>>8453921
well it is a "heist". It isnt millions but 5k for a 2-5 min job is good

>>8453976
not if you get caught

>>8453590
24-48 hours

>>8453976
Risk and reward is what it’s about, I’m sure millions are much harder to steal...
this is relatively simple and low risk that’s why I’m doing it

>>8453093
Minimum wage here is not $25 an hour you stupid fuck tard, about $16-$20 could be less for some jobs. Also shit here is way more expensive dick. Lucky to get rent under $300 a week, easy example say a pack of smokes in shit town USA would be about $2-$5 I'm guessing, here would be $22-$30.

>>8453061

Is this /biz/ or /niggers/?

>>8452987
So your going to rob the place you used to work at? This can only end with your face on a current afair.