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The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.

>> No.8423374

lies. nothing but lies

>> No.8423657

[Intro]
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To buy every lambo you’ve ever wanted
In one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

[Verse 1]
Yo, these ARKies are sweaty, hands weak, bags are heavy
There's a constant downtrend steady: FUD already
ARKies are nervous, but on /biz/ they sound calm and ready
To keep holding, but they keep on forgetting
What the devs wrote down, the potheads stutter so loud
They open their mouth, but only smoke comes out
ARK is tanking, how? ARKies are panicking now
The moon missions run out, time's up, down to zero—blaow!
ARKies wont come back to reality, oh, here comes gravity, oh
There goes the blasters, they broke, they’re so mad, but they won't
Give up that easy, no, they won't have it, they know
their whole banks in this, but it don't matter, ARKs dope
tHey know that, but if it goes lower they wont cope, then
When they go back to their mobile home, that's when it's
time for the day of the rope, yo!

>> No.8423675

>>8423657

[Chorus]
ARKies lose themselves in the FOMO
The moment, they own it, they’ll never their bags go
You only get one shot, do not let theses FUDDERS blow
This opportunity to get your own lambo, yo
ARKies lose themselves in the FOMO
The moment, they own it, they’ll never their bags go
You only get one shot, do not let theses FUDDERS blow
This opportunity to get your own lambo, yo
ARKies lose…

[Verse 2]
Their faiths escaping, and after all this JUSTing
their butts are gaping, they say we’ll be king
As we move toward a Smart Bridge© World Order
A normal bridge is boring; but ARKs smarter
Close to working product; it only grows harder
Holders get scared, it dumps, it's all over
These LINKies all on ‘em, coast-to-coast conferences
He's known as Sergey the heavenly Father, lonely roads
ARKies only know, their lifes’ gotten so bad, they’re no chad
they go home and dream ‘bout Stacy the could’ve had
But refresh coinmarketcap ‘cause here goes another sad fap
These hoes will never want him no mo', he's holding dead bags
They moved on to the next schmoe who buys lambos
They nose-dove and bought a BLACKED subscription, and so the cuck porn
Is watched, their life is botched, but this is all ARKies have left
and so the beat goes on: fap-fap, fap-fap, fap-fap, SPLOTCH

>> No.8423703
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8423703

>>8423007
he-hey pretty girl, we should fork our networks

>> No.8423835

>>8423675
[Chorus]
ARKies lose themselves in the FOMO
The moment, they own it, they’ll never their bags go
You only get one shot, do not let theses FUDDERS blow
This opportunity to get your own lambo, yo
ARKies lose themselves in the FOMO
The moment, they own it, they’ll never their bags go
You only get one shot, do not let theses FUDDERS blow
This opportunity to get your own lambo, yo
ARKies lose…

[Verse 3]
No more games, they’ll change what you call HODL
Tear the motherfuckin' roof off – there will be no dawdle
ARKies were playing in the beginning, but now’s a new age
they’ve been dumped on, meme’d on and booed off the /biz/ page
But they’ll keep buyin’ and shilling on top of a skyscraper
Best believe these ARKies will be preaching the white-paper
All their pain inside amplified by the
Fact that they can't get by with their wagecucking nine-to-
Five, and they can't provide the right type of
Life for their wife’s son, ‘cause, man, these goddamn
They are going down even worse than FUN
And these dumpings are so hard, and they’re getting even harder
Tryna buy the dip , while ignoring the OMEGA trip
Caught up between being an deluded ARKie and keeping a grip
Cypto fudding drama, screaming on us
Too much for ARK to wanna stay in one spot
Another day of dumpings gotten ARKIES to the point
they’re like a snail, they’ve got to formulate a plot
Or end up in wagecucking for snot
The moon’s their only motherfuckin' option—failure's not
ARKies, LINKies love you, but this dream’s got to go
you cannot grow broke waiting for a moon shot
So here we go, this is your only shot, sergey: fail you not
This may be the only opportunity that you got
to buy LINK, before its on top

>> No.8423859

>>8423835
[Chorus]
ARKies lose themselves in the FOMO
The moment, they own it, they’ll never their bags go
You only get one shot, do not let theses FUDDERS blow
This opportunity to get your own lambo, yo
ARKies lose themselves in the FOMO
The moment, they own it, they’ll never their bags go
You only get one shot, do not let theses FUDDERS blow
This opportunity to get your own lambo, yo
ARKies lose…

[Outro]
You can never be as deluded as these ARKies, man…