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I've blown five loads tonight into a wad of toilet paper and burned it all in the bathroom sink I'm over here sacrificing my own sperm to whatever dark gods will accept them I'm doing everything I can over here to save crypto dear lord please help me

>> No.8412111

>>8412090
Thank you for your sacrifice.

>> No.8412132

7500 STRONG SUPPORT

KEEP JERKIN' IT

>> No.8412139

>>8412090
JERK IT HARDER

>> No.8412144

>>8412090
Thats not going to cut it. Like a cancer, you need to kill the source.

You need to sacrifice your testicles.

>> No.8412147

>>8412090
Go out and slaughter a frog for Kek. If it keeps dipping that’s what I’m gonna do. There’s a shit ton always croaking outside my bedroom window, although they’re eerily quiet right now...

>> No.8412166

>>8412132
>>8412139
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8412174

>>8412144
don't do this OP
it creates mustard gas

>> No.8412181

>>8412090
faggot amateur.
contact a female entity or a female ancestor and offer your sperm in a little bowl or something...
don't burn the thing you're about to offer, faggot

THATS NOT HOW BITCOIN WORKS

>> No.8412182

>>8412090
Should've embraced Jesus Christ instead

>> No.8412186

>>8412090
Honestly if you ask me to I will start a bull run for you within the next week. All you need do is ask.

>> No.8412188

>literally burning babies
You're going to hell Rajesh

>> No.8412216

>>8412090
Stop masturbating you degenerate fuck.

>> No.8412217

Is this thread or that wojak supposed to be the sigil you're burning into the ether of the interwebs such that the message "BUY YOU FAGGOTS" gets sent to the ghosts turning the wheels in the head of your average normalfag?

Because it kind of just seems like desperation.

>> No.8412232

WHO THE FUCK DUMPED ALL THE CRYPTO?!!???!! >:O

>> No.8412241

BUY LUMENS YOU WHORES

>> No.8412242

>>8412182
Doesn't work, tried it.
Old gods are way more useful when it comes to crypto.

>> No.8412253
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8412253

IT'S WORKIN'

KEEP JERKIN'

>> No.8412259

>>8412090
Just short it. We'll pump to 10k in an hour

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8412263

WHY WONT ANYBODY HELP MEEEEAA AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKJDSG;DA'

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>>8412263

>> No.8412300

>>8412090
I just tried to jack off, but my heart wasn't in it. Even tried porn. Now I'm back to Binance and you guys. I need to get laid

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8412560

>>8412090

>> No.8412639

>>8412144
>Like a cancer, you need to kill the source.

Useless when it has already spread.

>> No.8412679

>>8412090
You're not supposed to let your seed pass through the fire you dumb fuck, holy shit doesn't anybody read the old testament highlights anymore?

This shit is the absolute basics damn it, don't even joke about this kind of crap.

>> No.8412713

>>8412679
is this good or bad for bitcoin?

>> No.8412715

>>8412090
those are rookie numbers
jerk it more faggot we're not out of the woods yet

>> No.8412784

nofap is better for conjurative magicks. stop wanking.