/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>8379536
I dress like a female and jerk off for old guys on the internet

i'm a neet millionaire what are you doing in my house

Why are you always so quiet anon?

>>8379536
>shitpost on the chan
>mfw

whos that fucking chad in the back tho?

>>8379536
Outta my room thots!!!!!!!

Mooooooooooom!!!!!!

>>8379536
i know that chad from school lol

>>8379582
the faggot watching "bachelorette"

>>8379582
Chad? This is a pic from nail salon school

>>8379582
He's probably gay.

>>8379536
i run a hotel, from the 10k member /biz/ bitpam discord here

bitpam.com/discord

photography
then i watch it all evaporate into link

Son anon, I heard those internet coins crashed recently, you feel pretty silly right now, we told you to buy stocks like Chad did!

>>8379555
checked

>>8379536
I sniff cute female feet

>>8379536
OH GOD FRONT ROW, WHITE JEANS WHITE SHIRT

THAT MIDRIFF THOSE TITS THOSE LEGSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8379536
I'm an age gap porn actor.

I sell lsd :)

>>8379671
I fucking hate that cunt 2nd from the left she looks like a bloody anime character stupid bitch.

Well you see um, I uhhh, brap post.

>>8379729
yo hit me up
are you near chicago

srs question you guys actually value girls opinion or even other people opinion on your life?

>>8379536
Your mom

>>8379725
realistically?

was thinking if I didn't have a girlfriend I'd go into porn, apparently I'm extremely skilled at fucking, plus I keep boners after cumming and I have long, far cumshots and never had a problem with cumming too early/never cumming, I can control when I cum (1 hour in normally)

how would I go about getting a pornstar job?

>>8379986
I value attractive women's opinions because I want to make sex with them, more so than I want to make millions trading meme currencies. Although you can say both come hand in hand.

>>8379536
The ugly half can leave and I’ll tell you.
>Also fag in the back get out

>>8380010
>come hand in hand
im sure you do you pathetic autist

>>8379536
Whatever you say in response is meaningless, it's how you say it. I'd confidently and jokingly assert that I'm unemployed, because I am, but being an unemployed programmer is still slightly prestigious.

My next move would be to make my way to the asian girl in the background. This is a bit of a daunting proposition, turbo chad seems to flank her right hand side and his leaning in during the picture suggests he assumes a sort of ownership over this delicate young lady.

I'd strike up conversation, asking her what she does for work. I'd casually ask chad too, and gauge their interaction in order to further determine their relationship. I suspect "chad" may be a homosexual, getting him to answer my simple question should be enough to determine this.

My next question is asking how she knows everyone else in the room. This can provide additional leads into further questioning: She lives with them (great, ask about the area), they do the same hobby as her (great, ask about the hobby), they're studying the same topic (great, ask about university life)

As she's answering my questions I look intently at her, nodding and laughing at anything that could be construed as a joke. After this little charade I'll make the first physical assault. I'll stand up to go get a (preferably) alcoholic drink. As I do this I will ask her if she would like one too, and gently place my hand on her shoulder. You want good, confident coverage of her shoulder.

At this point we can quite easily determine how the attack is going. Her reaction should be easy enough to read.

Once she's accepted my alcoholic beverage, the rest of the story will tell itself. Check and mate.

>>8379536


>Chad aggressively sitting next to the asian

I love this picture lmao

>>8380087
Patrick Bateman?

I record porn and I run 2 adult websites. Shit sucks since free tubes appeared and completly destroyed whole adult industry.

Fucking pieces of shit pirating every single video and posting it on pornhub for free fucking retards fuck you losers just pay for your porn your fucking porn or else porn industry will die in max 10 years and there will be no new content you disrespectful fucking motherfuckers fuck you and Mindgeek suck my dick you fucking dogs get kanker you will never be invited to AVN because you are a poison to this industry and noone likes you

>>8380175
>porn industry will die in max 10 years and there will be no new content
Why exactly is this a bad thing?

>>8380175
lol get fukt faggot, only specific fetishes will ever be worth anything

>>8380175
All porn created by the "porn industry" is bad porn. Why does such an industry need to exist when anyone with a camera can make better/more realistic content?

>>8380212
I don't do vanilla porn and fetishes won't be worth anything because every fucking niche except midgets fucking whales with big black dildos while getting fucked in the ass by a zebra is oversaturated. one of my models ran a fetish store and her whole library of 200 vids got ripped and posted for free by her "fans" so fuck off faggot because you don't know shit

>>8380087
based

>>8380263
well for some reason most people enjoy professional or semi-professional porn. probably because 360p porn sucks especially when cameraman has parkinsons

>>8379536
9, 11, 2, 12, 1, 13, 10, 14, 6, 16, 8, 5, 15, 3, 4, 7

Fuck that took a long time.

>>8379577
She's fucking breedable

QC tech wagecucking in a factory. Pays the bills (barely)

>>8380387
Here is a (You) for the effort.

>>8379933
Afraid not friend

>>8380532
(Tips Fedora)

>>8379536
I am a millionaire i invest on speculative assets such as niggercoin

I'm a zombie/terrorist at experience days

It's a pretty good opener with girls

>>8380175
good. your line of work and business shouldn't exist.

I'm a securities and assets trader in an emerging and innovative market.

I'm a lawyer at a major fortune 500 cloud computing company.

>>8380949
*tips*

>>8379577
Cause ain't no one worth talkin to.

>>8379933
Lol dont you have crypto? Just order some to your fucking doorstep

>>8380175

I work at a call center for DirecTV. I will turn this shit off right fucking now if you don't change it to the football game and watch your recorded shit later. I don't work all fucking day just to come home to a bunch of clucking hens ruining my evening, so I know you're either watching this in another room or I'm taking all your lives and then my own.