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Check out r9k for inspiration. But dont off yourself.

>>8357059
lurk r9k faggot

Jump off the balcony. No way you can fuck it up, you just let gravity do the rest.

>>8357072
I said I’m not going to

>>8357072
Fuck /r9k/ wizchan is where it's at if you want to talk about suicide. https://wizchan.org/dep/res/167194.html

>>8357091
Odds of surviving and being crippled are too high.

Don't do it but inert gas bag is the most successful/least painful way to go. Personally if I was gonna do it id wanna go out in a blaze of glory and scar as many people as possible. So Id off myself in a public plaza or something.

>>8357059
ask someone who has done it a few times so they know the best way.

>>8357109
how high is your balcony? second floor? find a bridge nigger

>>8357059
go all in on BCH

Fuck off to r9k you attentionwhore

>>8357125
No matter the height, you always run the risk of a botched attempt, or something breaking your fall

>>8357111
attention whore detected

>>8357148
I’m not going to do it, just curious

probably with a kel-tec shotgun

>>8357171
Helium tank. Apparently you have to get the Chinese helium though because some helium places cut it with just enough oxygen to not let you an hero. The Chinese stuff is closer to 100%

You won't feel like you're suffocating because you can still expel carbon dioxide. Buildup of co2 is what gives you the "I can't breathe" sensation in your brain. At the same time you aren't taking in any oxygen so you die.

Get drunk as shit some place really cold and fall asleep

>>8357153
prove me wrong, go to a twelve story building over concrete and do a swan dive. live stream it for authenticity. if you survive, i'll pay your hospital bills and personally nurse you back to tip top condition.

>>8357059
read this article and have fun. My favorite is the pinata.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Suicide

>>8357111
>Blaze of glory
Yeah a public explosion of autism is so glorious

>>8357059
Also helium tank + face mask. Don't jump off something.

Easy, just jump out of a plane with no parachute. Your death will come quick and you'll have fun on the way down

>>8357308
Face mask too? Or just let the tank leak in a closed room

>>8357059
>>8357111
>>8357308
>>8357617
>Not using the superior exit mask method

>>8357059
Vote Democrat or a leftist political party. You will become dead inside.

>>8357059
nitrogen exit bag

>>8357059
https://youtu.be/aXYuL4yo0tM?t=7m6s

>>8357102
You're out of the loop. Some kid on /r9k/ blew his brains out on camera last night.

>>8357059
>>8357059
Autoeroticasphixiation. Find some cool thai hookers.

>>8357059
Inject a pint of heroin.

OD, easy, you just nod off in warmth and have a pleasant opiate dream until the void takes you

>>8358620
Capped? Link?

>>8359244
I don't have a link for it

>>8358620
I'm not out of the loop at all. OP asked for simple, easy methods and I provided him a link to a thread where people talk about nothing but how to kill themselves. What does some retarded little twink blowing his brains out with a shotgun have to do with anything?

>>8357059

>>8359321
>shotgun to the head
>1.7 minutes
???

>>8359358
For the organs to completely shut down I suppose

>>8359244
Ventured to r9k to find this
it's 40 minutes long I don't know where he blasts off
http://vod-share.com/video/NxToUDVpWy/3058.html

>>8357059
Do what r9k did.

>>8357059
>Easiest
Sleeping pills

>Least painful
Gun in mouth

>Best
>Most enjoyable
Heroin OD

Don't be a faggot now

>>8357094
Maybe you should. At least give it a thought

>>8359215
No, you retard, whether you OD on opiates or a benzo/alcohol combo or any sort of downer you're going to have an extremely painful death. The adrenaline will overpower the nod or sedative affects but your nervous system will be too slow to keep you breathing. You'll most likely suffocate half conscious or drown in vomit, if you're lucky you'll go straight into a coma and die quickly but even on massive doses you might wake up in hospital weeks later. Terrible way to go. Nitrogen is the best way to go, hanging is pretty quick too.

>>8357059
use a gun like everyone else you pussy

>>8359583
What about trains?

nitrous tank in a sealed room

>>8357308
Why not use nitrous oxide instead and get high while dieing?

>>8357059
rent hotel room, eat tons of sleeping pills and put a plastic bag on your head while you fall asleep forever

how about the old classic of cutting your major arteries and dozing off in a nice hot bath?

>>8359920
too painful.. i think gas and sleep is most relaxing.

>>8357363
This sounds good to me OP

>>8360069
what's so painful, aside from the cutting part? its not painful to slowly bleed out, I think. also you would want to take sleeping pills too, so you doze off in the bath quickly. however if they dont find your body for a few days, literally ewwwww, you'll be buried in a Hefty bag.

>>8360144
>What's so painful about slicing open your arteries to bleed to death?

>>8360198
exactly... cringing and twisting just thinking about it..

get a mask, get some NOS or helium and have a nice, relaxing sleep... nothing cowardly about it, no mess, just nice peaceful DEATH.

>>8357059

Fentanyl?

What I would do is get very drunk first then take a capsule full of fentanyl then go to forever asleep. Get fentanyl off the darkweb somewhere.