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>>8342305I need full story. Do we have any video footage?
BIIZZZ!!!4CHAN!!!
How did he react?!!!
>>8342305Man he doesn't look happy. Memes aside, this guy's life shouldn't be destroyed by our jokes.
Sergey looks upset at becoming a fat meme kek
>>8342305Does Sergey only have one shirt? Wtf. Same shirt at 4 different events.
>>8342305this is why we got shadowforked
>>8342348His face says it all.
DAT SHIRT
>14th month
>>8342305THE LOOK ON SERGAYS FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHE HATES THAT HES GOING TO MAKE ALL US NEETS RICH
>>8342305>that faceHe fucking hates us lol
>>8342348He looks even more pissed than the previous time this happened lol
He's absolutely disgusted to share his image with us, twice.
What's the story behind the black dude that was walking by? Is he a mobius spy?!!!
>>8342305this is the face of a broken man
>>8342338But good job anon
He looks like a bloated Playmobil figure on this one.
>>8342305Marine, your being put it for the Medal of Valor. It must be hard to return fire with balls that big.
>>8342305jesus that's the face of a man who gave up on humanity
>>8342305This is just awful, he seriously doesn't like us. If link fails it will also be our fault.
fucking linkies are so stinkies
HE LOOKS PRETTY PISSED OP IS A FAGGOT
>>834230524hr change-10.4%BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAHASAHASHA
Sergei living up to the meme. Same clothes and everything. Bravo
Kek
>>8342417I AM NO MANlol xd
>>8342455the last shirt he owns that somewhat fits
>>8342363He's got 32 M USD in his pocket and Link doesn't even have a working product. He is not unhappy, I can assure yout that.
>>8342305His anger is rising.
>>8342375Do you even "buy in bulk"?
>>8342305OMG SERGEY IS SUCH A GORGEOUS CHAD
>>8342457He wants just die kek
Nice but would be 10/10 if you had same shirt as him
>>8342385Only LAS CREATURAS put the month before the day.
You can practically see the man tits as well as that chub on his belly.
Is /biz/ really just a bunch of manlets like /fit/?
>>8342547you already know what the next anon will be wearing
>>8342488He definitely knows about BIZ and the memes. He has the face of someone who fucking hates us and thinks were retardedly annoying but he wants to be nice. If you cant see this you are autistic. Money doesnt = Happiness, especially when all he does is work hard on this shit and he gets the shit ripped out of him constantly, he seems quite humble as well so he probably has his doubts about pulling this all off and making it a success for the people who have invested in him.
>>8342305that is one big boy you've got there!
>>8342305
>>8342305Omggggg PRICE SINGULARITY CONFIRMED ON 03.14.18
>>8342305he looks fat and unhappyjust like LINK bagholders
>>8342305is that datadash?
>>8342410kek
Who's the thot in the back? Probably Sergey's new slampiece.
>>8342305>This kills the token
Hi OP
>>8342592>He has the face of someone who fucking hates us and thinks were retardedly annoying but he wants to be niceexactly. this is the face you make when you need to take a picture with that annoying family member you go out of your way to avoid visiting.
>>8342686Can you please knock OP the fuck out?
>>8342686Hahahahahahahahaha
>>8342686YO DAWG...
>>8342686is that a fucking mcdonalds cupIS THAT
>>8342592can confirm this
>>8342686you still blur his face wtf is this reddit?
>>8342686Was it as awkward as I imagine it was?
>>8342686Were you the anon that actually was at the conference? Could you please tell us about it? Everyone is focusing on the wrong things right now.
>>8342686Thats some inception level bullshit right there.
>>8342686Link up faggots
>>8342686holy kek he looks so fucking pissed
>>8342686Who's that thickess on the right?
>>8342457He actually looks like he's lost weight
>>8342686Please unshop this autistic head
>>8342733He blurred his face in the original - not gonna violate his privacy like thatAnd yes I was at the talk
>>8342686>tfw you have to put your drink on the ground to take a pic with /biz/
>>8342733OP doesn't want to dox himself
>>8342686Let the game begin
>>8342686Ahahaha HE HAD TO PUT DOWN HIS MCFLURRY FOR THE PICTURETHATS PROBABLY WHY HES UPSET LMAO
just sold my stack before sergey dumps his
>>8342797Any partnership deals/news? Anything new at all?Was Sergay mad at this dude? LET US KNOW!
>>8342701autists everywherekekekekekekekekekeke
>>8342686I have never believed but now I am sure
>>8342797Tell us about it, please, we are eager for information.
>>8342615hahahahah
LEAVE SERGEY ALONE YOU FUCKS, CAN'T YOU SEE THE STRESS IS GETTING TO HIM
Fuck
>>8342733OP can find him still IRL
>>8342719a water bottle inside a coffee cup
>>8342797The faggot deserve to be posted>No streaming>No summation>Being autistic with our great leader
>>8342798
>>8342719Mcdonalds partnership confirmed.
>>8342305God I love this meme.
>>8342798he needed free hands to fully express his disappointment, he wouldn't look as disappointed holding a drink
>>8342806fucking died
WHY DID NONE OF YOU RETARDS STREAMFUCK ALL OF YOU
>>83423052LT reporting in
How would you guys feel if someone was analyzing and meming on every aspect of your life, from your clothes to your diet to your couchsurfing account? We have given this man a public colonoscopy.
>>8342305>>83426864chan never fails to scare and amuse me at the same timeplease don't change
>>8342305Poor Sergey, his face is full of so much disappointment from the sheer fact that his biggest fans are a bunch of autistic NEET children on a Chinese cartoon image board.
Why must you shame our board op
>>8342941like a man of success desu
>>8342925don't get lost kid
The fact that Linkies are so autistic that they actually embarass the CEO like this is fucking pathetic. I might just have to sell my stack desu. I can't believe a word they say.
Guys please, he's not upset, he's a Slav. Slavs don't smile for pictures.
>>8342345>>8342348>>8342363>>8342375>>8342377>>8342377>>8342383>>8342385>>8342387>>8342387>>8342407>>>8342410>>8342425>>8342435>>8342442>>8342455Link EOY $1000Tired of you faggots, yea... its a good projectListen closely to meThis is how the market works nowPump... then dump....Pump... then take profits.NOT PUMP THEN PUMP THEN PUMP UNTIL $100 THEN PUMP TO $1000YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINK. WILL. NEVER. EVEN. PASS $5 with how the market is workingDAYS OF ETH BTC PUMP AND PUMP ARE GONENOW ITS PUMP AND DUMPSTOP MEME'ing AND MOVE ON, HOLD LINK IF YOU WANTIT WILL NEVER GO ABOVE $5 CAP THIS YOU IDIOTSLET THIS CONFERENCE BE A LESSON TO YOU IN HOW THIS MARKET WORKS
LMAO YOU KNOW SERGAI DIDNT WANT TO TAKE THAT PIC ESPECIALLY WHEN HE KNEW IT WAS FOR /BIZ/ BUT HE'S TOO /REDDIT/ TO SAY NO LMAO
>>8342941It is funny because no other crypto developer gets this kind of shit. He somehow got the attention of /biz/ neets and they have decided to make him miserable.
>>8342941He was paid 32 Million for that
>>8342798>>8342913>Anon: ooooooooo sergey pls sir take a pic with your no.1 fan>Sergey:oh ffs you have a biz sign. Im putting this cup down before you fuckers photoshop this into a mcdonalds cup
>>8342592Do you really think this pathetic forum has enough influence to infiltrate the mind of a man like this? Maybe some greasy haired lad told him about 4chan back in the day but he couldn’t give a fuck about your worship
>>8342305Why does he wear the exact same outfit every single day? The guy is a fucking millionaire.
>>8342974this
>>8342925
>>8343005yeah, why?
could he be playing 5D chess and knows we love his memes so he purposefully wore this shirt, bought mcdonalds, and looked sad like the first photo?
If you were Sergiey, what would you do to fuck up biz link holders without destroying the project.
Why isn't that bloke wearing a Sergey shirt? Fucking disgusting, that's what it is
Lmao this is hilarious. As much as I hate 50 link threads a day sometimes you fucks almost make up for it.
>>8343005Mark Zuckerberg is the 5th richest person in the world and he wears the same thing every day too.
>>8343005avoiding descision fatigue
>>8343081mark zuckerberg also is a fucking alien
>>8343003You don't realize that 4chan is a content filter that leaks extremely concentrated information onto the internet, which is because this place is so cruel and direct that only funny stuff gets any traction. All it takes is one thread where a picture of Sergey as an obese man is uploaded, and then a week later it's been reposted on twitter 30 times, for him to view.
>>8343005Marketing as fuck
>>8342925Are you in BOLC still?
>>8343098Zark Muckerberg
oh my god
>>8342974Can confirm
>>8342363he knew it was crashing
>>8342974>>8343011
>>8342797you are a little bitch boy
>>8343117No and thank Kek for that. Leonard Wood sucks
>>8342686LMAOOOOOOOOOO
LEAAAAAVE SERGEY ALOOOONE
Im dying at this hole threadnever change /biz/
>>8342797Was Sergey really angry or was it just for the photo? Please tell us.
>>8342937>>8342937
>>8342686thank you anon. this just made the pain of our losses easier.
>>8343081Those are plain clothes that fit well and look professional be ayse they don't draw attention from his face. This is a cheap looking plaid shirt.
>>8342719Máximo kek
>>8343208
>>8343281OP is unironically a faggot
>>8343112Damn, he gained a lot of weight. Must be the stress.
>>8343281the fucker looks russian
he never seems happy when meeting /biz/tards
>>8343326(((Russian)))
>>8343281>/piz/
>>8342969As a veteran this made me laugh
>>8342784Can you imagine the braps from those flaps?
>>8343281That hairline
>>8342686The plot thickens
>>8343326looks more italian or maybe french, could be english tooprobably just a clapistani tho
>>8343379>>8343326>>8343281
>>8342488>>>8342337alpha works tho.
>>8343424not the same shape of nose desu
>>8342686>faggot posts that he was at the talk>nobody asks how the fuck was it and if any news were saidfuck you biz
>>8343313what stress? he is already rich and stinky linky is just a hobby project he can quit any time he wants
>>8343005it's called decision fatigue handling and Steve Jobs, Larry Ellisson etc also does it so they can focus on the business
>>8343454>nobody asked
>>8343229OP here. See>>8342592
>>8343216I loved it there. Missouri people are kinda lame but the Ozarks are an outdoorsmans paradise.Just as long as you don't go to 1ID at Ft. Riley you'll be fine.
>>8343454why would you ask if water is wet you autist? link is guaranteed $1000 eoy, there is no point in asking
>>8342457>happiness: 0
>>8342592HI SERGEY
>>8343564lmao
>>8343564Being this autistic you needed a computer to analyse his emotions.
>>8343281I hope his hiv turns full blown aids today
>>8342457that face just communicates disappointment at such an elemental level
>>8343605If i was Sergey would i have just made this meme for my queen?
>>8342305Because of this pic I will donate 100 dollars to myself by purchasing Stinkie Linkies tonight He really is /ourguy/
>>8343281wow a balding kike faggot the absolute state
>>8342797Anything exciting at the talk?
>>8343677Nice try, serfag
>>8343648greetings newfagplease lurk for 2 years before posting, thanks
>>8343826>after 3 years of /biz/
>>8342305i honestly want to punch sergey in the face.look at how he is disgusted by us because he made it.what a bitch
>>8343812I've been here longer than you then obviously. Dumb fucking autist cant even explain his reasoning behind needing to use a stupid program to see ones emotions. Instead you just sperg off your only known insult "HUEHUE NEWFAG LURK MOAR" Neck yourself you low life autist.
>>8343864Come at me
>>8342978Wheres the pump anon? WHERES THE PUMP!?!?!?!
>>8342985>too redditThanks just sold 100k
>>8343896Plz be Real.
>>8343879>newfag cant read post id's >newfag never seen face analyzer memeenjoying your first week on 4chan my dude?
If LINK ever fucking makes it, he is now plagued forever with images online of him standing next to someone with a fucking BIZ sign. If people check this shit hole out we are fucked. Sergy might as well have endorsed this fucking site himself if he was caught smiling
>>8343879found the newfag
>>8344001>DUMB CUNT CANT READ I WROTE IN 3RD PERSON WHEN I REFEREED TO OP>DUMB CUNT THINKS HE CAN MAKE MORE NEW FAG ID INSULTSNeck yourself you dumb autistic cunt. Learn to read
>>8344001
What's is your wifes sons father doing in the background ?
>>8343307Totally agree, what a dickhead.
If LINK ever fucking makes it, he is now plagued forever with images online of him standing next to someone with a fucking BIZ sign.If people check this shit hole out we are fucked. Sergey might as well have endorsed this fucking site himself if he was caught smiling.
>>8343424the ceo of coinbase browses biz?https://twitter.com/brian_armstrong
>>8344106>>8344142>>8344106>>8344098>>8344090>>8344071>>8344088Can sommone dox this faggot OP already, the price is tanking
>>8344205It's being worked on already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
>>8344205Mfw ChainLink price goes to zero because of some autistic memes on this shitty board
>>8343281Haha, it's a JEWThe kikes are ruining your gains, biz.We warned you about the kikes.
>>8344311see:>>8344254
>>8342686Thank you, you made my week, seriously
>>8342305>>8342686the timing's great, there were only two seconds max between these two pics
>>8342925>no infantry badgeson... you fucked up
>>8344292Good, I will revel the day you linkies all off yourself this board
>>8342806keksimus maximus
>>8343847My fucking sides
>>8342305Kike.
>>8344088>doesn't know how to properly greentextGet out newfag
>>8342925oh man dude...im so sorry about this whole LINK thing...normal people werent supposed to find out
>>8342305 before this pic I didn’t even have any Link, I just bought 10K.
>>8344658L O L
>>8342305>He knows
>>8342305Lord Sminem blesses this post.
>>8342806Hahaha
>>8343112He is still in the anger phase
Sergey's like "fuck you /biz/, fuck you so much."
>>8343281how did you do that kind of magic? teach me senpai
I knew I should have driven my ass down to Austin and streamed it again. I knew you wouldn’t get it done /biz/. This is what you get for getting mad at me. Perhaps my autism is unfettered and uncontrollable. But at least I actually streamed the damn thing and ask good questions (I.e. how node operators get paid).I would have worn a hidden camera if I had to. Instead you got this guy... Apologize -Brisketfondue
this looks like he is about to abandon the project. you know that right
>>8342742This so much. Why has no one posted anything about the content?
>>8344787MODS PLEASE MAKE THIS THE BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8342305Sergey is a mf thug. Bought another 100k
I'm so sorry SergeyThese retards don't know what they're doing
>>8342941I'd feel like I have > $32M
>>8342798The choice of shoe says it all. Truly an autistic genius we have here.
>>8342305Sergey looks like he's about to choke a bitch
>>8342407what do you mean "us" ? i'm nothing like this short balding faggot fuck the sight of him infuriated me his pathetic little smile he's most likely a trip fag, he just HAD to attract himself to AN ANONYMOUS board to give himself some semblance of identity seriously fucking KYS baldy
>>8342305Sergey has the money and should hire security to slap down the likes of punks like this clown. What comes around goes around funny boy.
STINKY LINKIES
Some of us here even like reddit too
use Faceapp to give him his smile back
Sergey is a Bear. Code name LinkBear
>>8342974>Guys please, he's not upset, he's a Slav. Slavs don't smile for pictures.This is actually true. Smiling without reason is a sign of idiocy for slavs. Nonetheless he also looks like he eithera)Wishes to kill someoneb)Wishes to dieMaybe a little of a and a little of b. Cannot exit scams to millions like. Trapped in hell by monkey gonad appreciation board filled with sociopathic autists obsessed with him. Want to die. Want to kill. Want to die. Want to kill. Face
>>8343564FEAR
Link will never go above $3Cap thisSerge knows this and knows about $1000 memeHe is not smiling because deep down he feels a little guilt and failure
>>8343535i wonder what sergeys political leanings are. He could be a massive cuck commie leftie and become hated by all of us in 2 years time if he starts wanting to set up oracles for sanctuary cities or some shit IF this project ever actually takes off
>>8345901Ron fucking paul you cunt ->that way to /pol you nuzi
>>8342305Just..
>>8342993Was it your 32 million? Why don't you get off his nutsack and give him a chance to deliver.
>>8345901I see posts like this and I contemplate how much it would cost to permanently destroy this board.
>>8342305EXTRA THICC PLOT TWIST... Sergey asked a random guy to hold that sign and somebody else took the pic... Sergey created a thread and posted it, he truly is our godking More realistic plot... Sergey feels like pic related
>>8342994kek
>>8342305>>8342686Timelines are converging.
>This threadThis is why fucking love this site
>>8342457
>>8342925hey sir, pls let the CO know we need a refill of chem light batteries and my prickyfive is fuckin broke and I could use another one.
>>8342956philipine underwater basket weaving forum, dickbag!!!
>>8343098and sergey isn't?
He only has one shirt.
>>8345901It must be hell to have a brain so saturated with red pills that you become mentally retarded.
>>8342305What the FUCK is up with Sergey's legs?
woah, I newer noticed that, wtf?
>>8347077Thought this was awesome until I saw the Sergey in the back and cracked up completely.
>>8347077So this is how linkies actually see the world around them, fascinating
>>8342978pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then pump then dump then
>>8347112>>8347161small adjustment
>>8347077This is the greatest one yet. Bravo.
Sergey is beating the absolute shit out of Steve right now demanding that all progress halts on the ChainLink project until he implements a way to burn all the LINK tokens held by people with /biz/ in their browsing history.