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The Hero We Need edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Previous thread >>8313861

>> No.8329765

When is the AMRS reckoning?

>> No.8329781

>>8329765
Should be tomorrow after market close

>> No.8329815

First

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Morning! Let's get them gains

>> No.8330070
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Current Holdings
ACB
BMO
BB
WEED
MG
SHOP
TSGI

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Lets get back in the green today everyone! AMRS earnings tomorrow

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Everything is green in frogland. Back from a run, had a cold shower and now off for a meeting.

>> No.8330183

Morning all

>> No.8330266
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>>8330175
>Doump it

>> No.8330284
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SUNRUN starting strong

>> No.8330315

Looking good so far.

>> No.8330373

>>8330107
I'm fucking ready

>> No.8330379

Am ready to die

>> No.8330594

Its not looking so good anymore, but we'll see in 7 mins.

>> No.8330706
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I have to quit working in the hood.

>> No.8330750

>>8330706
literally every suburban kid says "lit" these days

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looks like we're getting ready to dump again

i hate this fucking year

>> No.8330830

>No good news whatsoever
>Futures up
Bull hunting season commences.

>> No.8330861

How to fix your portfolio in 1 step
>Sell any biopharm that gets shilled here

>> No.8330883
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I feel like whales are systematically exiting the market.
>Every day futures are up by EXACTLY 100 points
>People FOMO in the first 15 minutes of the day
>The market flips 180° at anytime between 10am and 12pm
>Pumps again
>People FOMO again between 12pm and 1pm
>Market dumps all gains made ends 100 points in the red
>The next morning futures are up EXACTLY 100 points.........

>> No.8330901

Welp there goes this day, guess ill just smoke another bowl

>> No.8330916

>>8330883
Just keep swinging away and sell in the premarket.

>> No.8330941

>>8330750
LIT spiked 50 cents today. Its a lithium stock

>> No.8330944

>>8330901
clean your room

>> No.8330960

>>8330808
Its good to swing on, you can do it. Buy at 4:50 aftermarket and sell 8:01 premarket

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Thank fuck I liquidated most of my stocks, I'm clearly not cut out for this shit.

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are people here seriously swing trading the stock market?

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Dumpster diving today, lads. Wish me luck.

>> No.8331145

>>8331065
what's wrong with swing trading?

>> No.8331150

Fuck me. I owned ears through the RS. Lost 50% and I had half my total investments in it.

Fuck

Me.

>> No.8331176

>>8331065
I am, what up?
>>8331024
just keep it up for a couple years and youll be ready to put a zero at the end and make real money

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>>8331145
why would you play an overtly rigged game?

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SUNRUN

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>>8331024
It's cool, me too. I'm bad at this.

>> No.8331333 [DELETED] 

>>8331309
this shit doesn't really effect penny stocks

hedge funds and actually traders dont touch small caps really

>> No.8331342

>>8331309
I don't really care if it's rigged or not as long as I keep making money

>> No.8331373

>>8331342
This. I never understood the bitching about DA ALGOS. You can still make money.

>> No.8331387

>>8330070
why so heavy in canada? I wish those weed stocks were on robinhood,would at least be cool to watch

>> No.8331405

>wasting time and money trading
just dollar cost average into index funds, you'll make more money in the long term. bet small amounts on sports or something if you need a gambling fix

>> No.8331438

>>8331309
This mostly affects day trading not swing trading really.

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Dow is red. Like clockwork. Watch for the noon EXACT 100 point pop.

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>>8331405

>> No.8331496

>>8331309
wait is swing trading not holding overnight?
you might like this its the next step in what your talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eqqCwhPlyU&t=0s&list=LLNf4FxK4H7ld5nGCWw9mhgA&index=62

>> No.8331504

I think it fun modeling and trying to predict.

>> No.8331510

>>8331065
Swing trading is literally unaffected by HFT, daytrading maybe a little, only the micro scalpers

>> No.8331543

I really think they do it to robinhood traders, I think they feel that they are getting into the small guys' minds

>> No.8331563

anybody have any trade ideas for OSTK? earnings is tomorrow

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AHHHHH
The stock market wants me to go down

>> No.8331611

is today the big AMRS day?

>> No.8331613

I have an extra 5k and I'm thinking of YRD, INST or BOFI . Thoughts /biz ?

>> No.8331640

I think ENRJ is about to bounce up. Its only .20, you can make alot of profit off of something so cheap.

>> No.8331644

>>8331611
Tomorrow

>> No.8331743

RKDA being a beast

>> No.8331746

>>8331333
>>8331342
>>8331373
>>8331496
>>8331510
HFT was an example, they aren't the only advantage the exchanges sell. swing trading bots alone are basically a consumer product now.
I still don't know why people are so exited about a 49% chance of making money. almost half the people walking away from a roulette table leave with some extra cash but that doesn't make it a good money making opportunity.

>> No.8331770

>>8331563
nobody is going to be playing OSTK earnings?

>> No.8331778

>>8331563
I got a buy order for 40

>> No.8331820

>>8331563
Im considering buying a put . This company is inflated on all of the boomers thinking they are investing in the blockchain by buying them. Their earnings do/will not justify their price imo

>> No.8331828

>>8331746
49% odds is fairer than any other form of gambling. Plus, it's only gambling if you make it. Slot machines and poker tables don't have fundamentals and balance sheets.

>> No.8331887

>>8331820
thats kind of what i was thinking, it might have a good run up to earnings though and then have the rug pulled out. might take a long position and right before earnings buy some puts

>>8331778
thats pretty low, you think if it goes that low it'll be worth buying?

>> No.8331909

>>8331139
oh what the fuck happened here?

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>>8331743

>up 220%

Time to buy!

>> No.8331951

>>8331887
>thats pretty low, you think if it goes that low it'll be worth buying?

Shots would probably cover and bring it back to 50 then, that's when I would sell.

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>>8331918
Buy high
Sell higher

>> No.8331966

>>8331743
Good to see the biomeme still lives.

>> No.8332028

I hope all non poorfags bought that BIIB dip. Great time to buy if you are looking for a long term hold.

>> No.8332049

wat does it mean if my company went bankrupt.
why did all the money just disappear?
can i sue them for going bankrupt?

>> No.8332079

Sorry AMRS but I'm selling before the drop tomorrow. I'll come back when you're low

>> No.8332084

>>8331504
Futures trading is fun too!

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>>8332049
This ones on me bud. Good luck.

>> No.8332114

>>8332085
FUCK IT, DOUBLE DOWN

>> No.8332119

>>8331024
Z O O M O U T

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>>8331957

damn straights son

rekon the onlys times i buys lows is retail chains. thens i sells em lower!

>> No.8332153

>>8332049
If you invest more money then they wont be bankrupt anymore and the stock will go up and then you can sell

>> No.8332189

I know AMRS earnings is tomorrow but is it before or after market?

>> No.8332208

>>8332049

What's the ticker

>> No.8332248

>>8332189
AMC

>> No.8332254

>>8332189
after

>> No.8332255

c-can stocks rally from here? those retail sales were bad man

>> No.8332265

>>8332153
I mean you're not wrong

>> No.8332379

>>8332208
EVEP.
i only put a small stack on it since high risk, but i guess this is why you should never ignore the debt column

>The plan would amend EVEP’s reserve-based lending facility and eliminate more than $343 million of principal and accrued interest with respect to EVEP’s 8.0% senior notes due 2019, in exchange for 95 percent of the reorganized company’s equity.

so they had $200 M in gross sales, and $343M in debt due in 2019....

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NSYS

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>tfw the dip isn't over

>> No.8332478

crash fucking when

>> No.8332501

>>8332379

top kek

your money is pretty much gone. You might get a dead cat bounce at best

>> No.8332584

>>8332501
well i'm going to be paranoid of shills in here, i swear there are just companies looking to offload their bags here

>> No.8332591
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>>8332478
PORNTO

>> No.8332599

holy fuck RKDA lol doesn't stop

>> No.8332647

>>8332599
jesus christ, i want to get in but i don't it could easily run to 100 like DRYS did that one time

>> No.8332655

>>8332599
Doesn't even make sense

>> No.8332666

>>8332647
im just watching not touching dont want to ruin my account

imagine being short on this

>> No.8332674

>>8332599

I'm expecting at least one person on /biz/ to buy at the very top

Don't let me down

>> No.8332726

So what do you do on these flat day? Day trade TVIX? It would be nice to find some deals but I already picked up ford the other day and its doing well.

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NOOoooOoooooo

I-it was supposed to be risk on NOT RISK OFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I AM LONG GLOBAL EQUITIES AND SHORT BONDS

SOMEBODY HELP ME

>> No.8332750

>>8332599
>Up 958% in the last month

That feel when you always pick the wrong biomemes

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What the absolute FUCK happened to boeing

>> No.8332813

>>8332591
thank you papi~~

>> No.8332819
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>>8332777
>>8332666
these digits tho

>> No.8332820

>>8332777

Drumpf tariffs.

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>>8332743
NO No No NO!!!

>> No.8332838
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>>8332674
i almost bought a share at 47

>> No.8332841

>>8332820
>drumpf
Why do people say this
It doesn’t even sound like something else

>> No.8332848

F

>> No.8332855

>>8332777
>BA, LMT, RTN, NOC right now
>tfw almost bought a leveraged defense ETF yesterday

>> No.8332863

boeing seriously just dropped an extra 2% in minutes

>> No.8332870

>>8332841

Because that's his actual birth name.

>> No.8332881

Forget about memes! We are pulling out! Liquidate it all.

>> No.8332898

>>8332870
Except it really isn't even his ancestors in Germany were always Trump. John Oliver literally made it up and complete imbeciles like you just accept it.

>> No.8332899
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>>8332881
>He's out of the game. Pump it.

>> No.8332905

Can someone explain options a little better for me?

Lets say I buy a few NVDA puts in the money and the price continues to go down. The price of my puts goes up? then I sell them back for gains?

What if I hold onto it until the contract expires? Does that mean I have to sell 100 shares of NVDA to someone?

>> No.8332913

>>8332870
It isn’t though, explained here https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-drumpf/
I’m pretty sure people do it because it sounds ugly

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WEW
E
W

>> No.8332935
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Boeng drops 5%, but theres no way its dropping 6%
All in

>> No.8332948

JUST ME HARDER DADDY

>> No.8332959

>>8332870
pls don't vote

>> No.8332984

>>8332913
>Snopes
He legally changed his name to Trump, because "he always TRUMPS the competition". That's all besides the point. He's crashing this market, with no survivors.

>> No.8333006

>>8332898

That's just your alternative fact.

The actual fact is that his ancestral surname is "Drumpf" He changed it (insert whatever justification fits your narrative) to Trump

>> No.8333010

>>8332905
A buyer of options has the right, not the obligation to execute. Your other point is pretty correct.

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>This fucking day

>> No.8333030

>>8333019
IRON FUCKING HANDS BABY

>> No.8333042
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>>8332984
>doesn’t read anything, just invalidates based on the source
I’ll post it since you’re too lazy. Next you’ll try and tell me you know more about this than the actual guy with the name.

>> No.8333044

>>8333019
The bottom isn't even out yet now is the time for semi-ironic pinks not actual deperession

>> No.8333056

>>8333019
>tfw bought 200 shares of UVXY at 14.37 and it's 15.57 now

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.8333057

Every time I buys it drops
Every time I sells it rises
So I buy some google fb Microsoft amazon
Sells ruble against usd
So the market should fuck techs and mother Russia rises.

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>>8333042
Gotta love how they broke this up for no reason

>> No.8333088
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>> No.8333107
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should have just gone 100% Netflix than industrials

>> No.8333125

7k red today. Time to drink.

>> No.8333150

>>8333125
lol how can you be so bad at trading?

>penny stocks? I'll get rich so quick!

>> No.8333152

>>8333057
Buy high sell low it's the /biz/ way.

>> No.8333162

>>8333088
>>8333070
>>8333042

>It is true Trump’s family surname was originally “Drumpf,” but the exact timing of the name change still isn’t clear. Biographer Gwenda Blair appeared to have traced the switch to “Trump” to the 1600s, but she later said that “Friedrich Drumpf” emigrated to the United States in 1885, a statement that appeared to contradict her prior writing.

>> No.8333168

>>8333125
Damn son, you're like what, a 550K portfolio? Why are you on a underwater basket-weaving forum?

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A RED DAY

>> No.8333186

>>8333162
go back to infinitychan

>> No.8333187

>>8333162
>1885
Donald isn’t that old, friend.

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>>8330266

More eye friendly.

>> No.8333226

>>8333187
Don't you know hes a time traveler? Its like you don't even look at /pol/ or something.

>> No.8333230

>trade wars
>people leaving the presidential cabinet
>federal reserve meeting on Tuesday to add new rate hikes

If you lost money today and didn't short the market, maybe this investing thing isn't for you

>> No.8333263

Right lads I just masturbated in the bathroom at work and I feel good about this market again. Buying $250k more of this dip.

>> No.8333290

>>8333230
>I am going to short the market on every negative headline and potential risk event.

Please keep doing this for a year and let us know about your results.

>> No.8333316

>>8333290
t. red account

It's not just about shorting negative headlines. If you had half a brain, you'd realize that we're in an unexpected period of volatility with higher highs and lower lows and this is because of all the sudden market uncertainty.

Go back to losing money, lol

>> No.8333336

>>8333316
>>8333230
k kid, grats on your $20 you made gambling on the vix

>> No.8333353

>>8333316
Where's the lower low? I am long since 2530. McFly?

Shorting realized headlines and the Fed? McFly?

>> No.8333381

>>8333336
>someone makes money that isn't me?
>pssshh just luck and gambling....fucking algos....

butthurt

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Should I buy the dip on BOIL?

>> No.8333389

could you guys not argue like tards?? thanks

also where the fuck is
>>8333333

>> No.8333392

>>8333263

Is that really a valuable use of your employers time?

>> No.8333399

hardware tech stocks stay winning. demand will only increase worldwide. micron, amd, intel, novideo and samsung will be winners the next 2 years. micron will become the biggest giant among these within 5 years. if it tries to buyout amd, consider it confirmed.
exit amazon
exit netflix
exit anything that can be decentralized via blockchain technology

consider yourselves warned.

>> No.8333400

>>8333389
Short is almost as retarded as you.

>> No.8333421

>>8333386
dont buy natgas unless its 2.6 or lower

>> No.8333427

we dropped below 2750 HHAHAHAH

>> No.8333433

>>8333392
>Implying I don't own my own time even when I am at work.

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How's everyone holding up?

>> No.8333448

>>8333392
Yes. In the long run I'm more productive and focused. There should be designated fapping breaks.

>> No.8333478

Can someone explain options trading to a brainlet

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>>8333442
pretty good

>> No.8333491

It is a fake news dip. Buy!

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>>8333442
meh

>> No.8333521

>>8333478
You're buying a contract that gives you the right to buy a certain amount of an equity at a certain price. People usually just trade/hedge with the contracts. Basically, you're betting what the price of a stock will be with in a given window of time.

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Lunchtime checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having coconut chicken curry which tastes better than it looks and I'm sideways today. I sold half of my LBCC position because it was up 7% today so my strategy is working somewhat. I'm ecstatic!

>>8333107
Nice garupan

>> No.8333536

>he didnt buy the dip

>> No.8333545

>>8333523
nigga its barley 9:15 am

>> No.8333554

>>8333545
I live in the Midwest

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>>8333536
>Buying into a Bearish trend.

>> No.8333573

Can't wait for VIX to drop because you know the retards going long now are gonna hold that shit until equities go to zero or they are serious bagholders that will never talk about it again.

>> No.8333601

>>8333562
too many people think they're the next Warren Buffet master stock trader because they made easy money in the bullish trend of last year (when EVERYONE made money), when in reality, they have no real experience in a non-easy mode trading environment like now

>> No.8333606

>>8333562
maybe if you are looking at minute candles

>> No.8333618

>>8333399
>micron will become the biggest giant among these within 5 years. if it tries to buyout amd, consider it confirmed.
TSMC and Samsung will stay top
Stay out of Intel they are going down
AMD is a fabless, they are no better than amazon currently

>> No.8333625

>>8333573
this is like some scrubby nerd in high school going
>hehe can't wait until someday those bullies and Chads are working me for me! That totally means my 4 years of hell is a-okay

Is this a coping mechanism?

>> No.8333636

nice b8 m8

>> No.8333648
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8333648

>>8333601
>he bought some vix etf a month late and thinks he's an investor because of one day of gain
Can we make one of these for this guy?

>> No.8333651

>>8333523
I had an oatmeal cookie and glass of milk. I’m leaving work early though.

I’m down 2%. Just went all in on a swing that I’ll sell tomorrow. Still hoping to get 300% for the year. Only have 7 days and 40% to go.

>> No.8333675

>>8333625
Are you telling me you aren't going to baghold vix? Do you really expect me to believe that coming from a cretin who unironically uses Robingoy and trades ETFs instead of futures or options directly?

>> No.8333689

>>8333648
How much money have you lost today? You poor poor (literally) child...

>> No.8333696

>>8333601
>crypto traders

>> No.8333718

>>8333486
What stocks bro

>> No.8333720

>>8333675
Why do I HAVE to baghold it? I bought UVXY at well under $15 and expect it to hit $18, then I'll sell. Just like last time.

>> No.8333729

>>8333689
>Proudly posts screencaps from his fisher price broker making a whole $60
>Calls others children

kek

>> No.8333733

>>8333718
That looks like TVIX

Inverse bear CBOE

>> No.8333759
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8333759

>>8333729
>fisher price broker
kek

>> No.8333762

>>8333720
I can tell youre a pro Trader and Investor because you buy things like the UVXY

>> No.8333763

>>8333729
dollar amounts are kind of moot when talking about gains. So far I've been seeing my total return since I bought UVXY a couple days ago going between 7.5% to 8%. I'd say that's pretty good.

Listen, I know losing money makes people angry. Maybe try some breathing exercises?

>> No.8333779

>>8333718
200 shares of UVXY. I saw it tanking so I bought in some because I realized it would go up just as fast as it fell.

>>8333762
>grrr grrr how dare someone make money that isn't me!

>> No.8333786
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8333786

ima kms

>> No.8333803
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8333803

I just panic sold like $70+ worth of random assests. What should I fucking buy everything is in the red god damn it

>> No.8333818

>>8333523
Ate some meat salad with radish and vinaigrette after my lunchtime run. Soon leaving work, still mostly in the green.

>> No.8333820

>>8333763
$60 is literally nothing. You have a small account and obviously little experience and are talking mad shit. I know you don't understand implied vol and I know you will lose money on your vix trade since you unironically believe that the stock market is becoming more and not less volatile since the beginning of Feb

>> No.8333822

>>8333803
ROPE

>> No.8333827

>>8333651
Nice, I love oatmeal raisin. And you'll make it!

>> No.8333831

BASED netflix

>> No.8333833

>>8333718
TVIX

>> No.8333834

>>8333150
International stocks, but yeah, just as volatile as penny stocks sometimes.

>>8333168
500k portfolio. I don't really know any other places to discuss stocks, so this mongolian throat singing bbs is just as good as any.

>> No.8333837

>>8333803
Paycom (PAYC)

good company with like 91% retention rate on its customers. Even during some of the red days, it's gone up comfortably

>>8333820
I made $740 on the initial S&P500 crash and since I bought again I've made another $200+

>> No.8333845

>>8333822
ROPE is up 12% YTD

>> No.8333858

>>8333803
Red means stop. It means don't go. It means hodl. You sell when a coin is green. Buy back when it's red.

>> No.8333873

>>8333399
Why exit the monopoly known as AMZN? It will be $2000 a share soon

>> No.8333884

>>8333873
>even replying to that post

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8333894

I hope everyone has a good day. I'm off to eat and then go to the gym.

>> No.8333900

>>8333884
Yeah it was b8

>> No.8333907

>>8333894

boardshorts is that you?

>> No.8333940

>>8333907
I miss boardshorts.

>> No.8333961
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Boeing YES

>> No.8333980
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lets get this fuckin rocket movin boyos

>> No.8334035

>>8333894
Just in time to avoid eating crow for the obvious afternoon rally.

>> No.8334059

>>8334035
> obvious afternoon rally.

It's gonna end in tears in the sell off before close.

>> No.8334085

>>8334059
>he didnt buy the dip
Sad!

>> No.8334104
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8334104

>>8334085
It's over look at SPY

>> No.8334111

my girlfriend just told me it's pie day and that most pizza places have sells on their pies.

She then told me to buy some BKS I said will do, and bought some puts lol

>> No.8334143
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8334143

Who else here /badatinvesting/? Should I buy AMRS or is it too late for that?

>> No.8334149

>>8334104
>he fell for the fake Fud and chart trickery
Happens all the time, Sad!

>> No.8334253

>>8334149
Charts are the only tool that has made me money.
Helps you grasp what it's going on, if you see something going down it will continue to go down.
You have to wait until it slows down on heavy volume to get in.

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8334275

can we get some green for once?

>> No.8334384

>>8334253
nigger dont tell me things I already know
ive already done my trades today, its over, what happens next doesnt matter

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8334391

>>8332399

Thank you sir

>> No.8334410
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8334410

Been swing trading weed stocks exclusively. Done pretty good on it. I'm starting to become bearish on the sector all together. Lots buying on anticipation of a spring pump. But I'm unsure if that'll happen once financial reports are released.

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8334437

HELP

>> No.8334465

>>8334437
Same

>> No.8334485

>>8334437
does robinhood have a reset feature? i want to go back to yesterday

>> No.8334492

>>8334465
>>8334437
All is well remain calm. Help is on the way.

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actually... that Citibank dip looks nice
maybe just onne more trade wouldnt hurt

>> No.8334534

>>8334485
It's FDIC insured so you can file a claim and get all your money back :^)

>> No.8334568

I officially have no idea what I'm doing.

Someone give me $1400 worth of meme. Riskiest shit, I don't care, I call Robinhood my gambling account anyway.

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8334576

Thanks Valeo for saving the day

>> No.8334601

>>8334568
ALT

>> No.8334617

>my meme stocks are down 2% today
TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.8334623

>>8334568
AMRS

>> No.8334715

>>8334149
damn, how can you be so inexperienced in trading?

You saying earlier that I only made 60 dollars despite having a high percent return relative to the amount I have in my portfolio was honestly the only proof I need to tell me you're some noobie

>> No.8334746

>>8334568
buy up to 5 shares of UPRO today. Not all at once, but once every now and then at the big dip.

Do the same tomorrow and the next day. The sell off might start slowing down and you can make money on the way up now.

>> No.8334800

>>8334623
I might be a dumbass, but I'm not that big of a dumbass

>>8334746
That's too smart

>>8334601
Proper meme, I'm in

>> No.8334807

somehow BOTZ is green in this sea of red.

>> No.8334812

>>8334568
WWR

>> No.8334847

baitfag, you said you were leaving after getting less (yous) than expected, yet here you are again

>> No.8334909

>>8334847
I just finished brekky, lad. Came to check on me portfolio innit?

bought sum dat UPRO aye. I tink ill evn' buy sum moa' tumara

>> No.8334991

well then, guess i'm just riding RAD into bankruptcy. first time holding bags should be fun

>> No.8335007

>>8334909
It's not too late to take it back and not get humiliated.

>> No.8335036

>>8335007
take what back? This is a good day

>> No.8335039

IPDN could blast off to $5 in a flash at this point

>> No.8335051

>>8335036
Your mocking longs.

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8335058

>>8334601
Let's do this.

>> No.8335103

>>8335051
why would I do that? If you are longing a good company like Amazon, Paycom, etc., then you'll probably make a lot of money.

However, most everyone right now is fucked because they don't know how to make it in a volatile market.

>> No.8335128

this guy thinks hes Jesus christ for making 3% on the VIX lmao

>> No.8335136
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8335136

we're recovering!

>> No.8335149

>>8335058
Lol

>> No.8335150

>>8335103
That isn't what your story was before at all. You said anyone who wasn't short was a brainlet in your first post on this topic, essentially. Then we realized you are just a little shit who happens to be long a triple vix etf well after the spike and during consolidation who happened to get lucky today due to an exceptionally bad retail sales report that no one in this thread even mentioned besides myself, in passing.

>> No.8335152

>>8335103
I know how to make it in a volatile market: hold long, invest in markets that will inevitably come back up. I'm not taking your advice with UPRO because that's essentially what I'm doing with my real trading account; I just need memes to fuel my gambling addiction, not make me shittons of money.

>> No.8335194

>>8335152
Point of a gambling addiction is to makes shitton of money fast then lose an even bigger shitton even faster.

>> No.8335295
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8335295

Dice out! We move.

>> No.8335346

>>8335149
NO DON'T LAUGH THIS IS GOING TO MAKE ME RICH YOU SAID SO

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8335354

Will Trump and the media ever stop wiping out my gains?

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8335355

>>8335058
just in time, level 2 is clearing up

>> No.8335373

I thought this board didnt allow non coin discussion.

>> No.8335429

Based Netflix but unironically

>> No.8335504
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8335504

Oh no no no AhhhAhahahahahaha

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8335637

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

FUCK AMERICA! I LOST US$200 TODAY BECAUSE ALL OF MY ASIAN STOCKS ARE FALLEN

>> No.8335647

I don't understand /smg/ , how is it that companies with solid fundamentals and coupled with good projected growth are tanking in the slightest downturn, whereas meme stocks like AMZN just goes from ath to ath, despite trading at 350 times earnings. Have everyone just lost all sense? When people see a slight hiccup in the market, do they just move everything into meme stocks?

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>>8335637

>> No.8335695

>>8335647
simple explanation: speculants

>> No.8335697

>>8335647

probably just means that when shit hits the fan we get dotcom bubble 2.0 and nasdaq JUSTS

>> No.8335720

BUY BUY BUY BUY

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>>8335647
are you questioning my business practices?

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8335751

>>8335504
Ez come ez go, will we let vixcuck go my fellow bulls?

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8335755

>>8335647
accumulation/distribution

buy low sell high

hype vs. fundamentals

fear and greed

irrational or rational

>> No.8335760

>>8335647

The market is rigged. It's controlled by WS trading bots

>> No.8335798

Who #PrayForAMRS here?

>> No.8335808

>>8335647
NFLX will be a hilarious tragedy once the facade cracks

>> No.8335810

>>8334143
Wait until after earnings. It's a little high right now.

>> No.8335821

>>8335798
I don't pray because there's no god, but I feel you.

>> No.8335866

>>8335808
>I didnt but NFLX when I had the chance
why

>> No.8335870

>>8335808
>t. puny pathetic small spec
I bet you think about shorting tesla and snap as well

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>>8335821

>> No.8335895

Flat as pancake. Low volume due to March break. Senate second reading vote is March 22nd which everyone (meaning me and plebbit weedstocks and stockhouse) expects to be a slap on the sector's ass. News out of New Brunswick this morning was good; they say they're ready to go and don't want any delay. News from Ontario is also good, the guy running for premiere for conservative party in next election, Doug Ford, is pro weed and also wants free market sale of it in Ontario instead of the government storefronts currently planned for that province.

>> No.8335909

So where will it begin this time?
Tech memes or the housing market again?

>> No.8335954

>>8335909
Leveraged ETFs

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8335968

>He bought the dead cat bounce again!

>> No.8335972

>>8335909

ETFs

>> No.8336019

>>8335954
>>8335972
Should I be worried about my 80% ETF portfolio?

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>>8335968

>> No.8336042

>>8336019
Very.

>> No.8336049

>>8335954
Yeah, when a shoeshining dumbshit like me is putting thousands into TQQQ we're clearly in a speculative bubble

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8336067

>>8335968
>>8336026
Time to show my true power level.

>> No.8336077

>>8336019

what he said:>>8336042

>> No.8336088

>>8336042
>>8336077
Then what the fuck are you even supposed to do?
Stow your money into a mattress and pray the next meltdown will be deflationary instead of inflationary?

>> No.8336104

>>8336088
They are trolls ETFs are no riskier than their underlying assets.

>> No.8336110

>>8336088
Buy bonds, no joke. Also keep some cash on the side.

>> No.8336123

>>8335895
Always good to see someone else stuck in limbo while the rest of the market has it's ups and down. It's a hell in it's own way. Carry on, cannabis comrade.

>> No.8336125

>>8336088

hodl or buy low/sell high

>> No.8336134

I'm honestly thinking about not doing this anymore. I mean overall I haven't lost any money, even made a modest gain over the past 6 months or so, but what's the fucking point if I do all DD and research into companies when I should have just bought AMZN, NFLX and NVDA 6 months ago and laughed all the way to the bank. Would have made about 40% that way which is way more than painstakingly picking out all these individual small cap growth companies.

>> No.8336139

>>8336110
>buy bonds

Literally the worst piece of advice I have seen on a risk adjusted basis since I started posting in these threads. The bear scenario for stocks is higher rates...

>> No.8336168

>>8336088
infinityfag bears pray for the world to end everyday so they come here on red days, just ignore them

>> No.8336170

>>8336088
get a job, build professional connections, save 15% of your salary in a blend of low risk index funds, keep them there through the next recession, all that boring shit. But, I wanna gamble, so I need my 3xETFs and when they start making 5x leveraged ones I'm buying those too

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8336190

>>8336104
>ETFs are no riskier than their underlying assets

I don't think you quite understand the cause&effect here when you consider just how much is tied up in ETFs right now

>> No.8336217

>>8336190
non-leveraged ETFs are fine, they're just a convenient way to buy several stocks at once

The leveraged ones though...

>> No.8336273

>>8336190
You have to be an actual retard to think it makes any difference if everyone held etfs or the underlying. The one and only argument is that because of ETFs more retards than usual are getting exposure to memes buy I am 97.5% sure the whole ETF bubble is another meme put out by the financial press and retarded boomers at mutual funds.

>> No.8336278

>>8336139
Buffet would disagree, over the last year he's been building the largest collection of bonds in history. Fuck that guy though, he doesn't know shit. Keep buying your (((ETFs)))

>> No.8336304

>>8336278
Actually, Buffest said buying bonds is more risky than equities in the long run.

>> No.8336316

>>8336190
>what is hedging
>what is QE
Yeah all those financial institutions are just gonna all wipe out the fucking world. nice selfie

>> No.8336320

>>8336123

Oh i don't mind the limbo at all. More glad that the brutal -20% days back to back from February are a thing of the past. This week's play is to wait for pump and dumps Inmed and Emerald Health to drop down to $1 and $4.90 respectively so i can swing trade them again. Emerald looking like it'll hit that range first. Inmed is being stubborn and not crashing hard enough yet.

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8336339

>>8336273

>You have to be an actual retard

>> No.8336341

>>8336217
>Buy several stocks
Do you even check what stocks are IN the index? You think you're buying a "diversified" ETF. When in reality the ETF is like 80% FANG or way over bloated Boomer stocks.

>> No.8336389

>>8336316

So if ETFs have a huge sell off, then what? Even though they are directly tied to stocks, nothing is going to happen? No crash?

God damn you're an idiot.

>> No.8336398

>>8336304
Watch what people do, don't listen to what they say. The bottom line is that the world's most successful investor is hoarding bonds.

>> No.8336403

>>8336341
you click the fucking "holdings" tab, it's not hard

>> No.8336406

>>8336067
how are you feeling now big guy?

>> No.8336439

>>8336278
Buffet also said if you don't understand don't bother with it, or something along those lines.

If we all lived like that we wouldn't have shit, he would've already died of cancer

>> No.8336450

>>8336398
He's getting older and more risk averse

Oh fuck I just realized: the next recession will happen when Buffett dies. BRK drops like 50%, then algos go batshit

>> No.8336476

>>8333336
You joke, but that kind of money adds up if you get it in a swing market kind of frequency. Its big money for small portfolios.

But of course, you think its gambling.

>> No.8336511

Fucking hell /smg/ in the last week or so is going to shit. What the hell happened?

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>>8336450
You know, you're probably right.

>> No.8336528

>>8336389
Lol dont call me an idiot, idiot
>what if the ETFs have a huge sell off?
>what if the sky was green
Well gee, the only people capable of doing that would be the institutional holders, and they do that sort of thing slowly

>> No.8336533

>>8336389
No different from stocks crashing themselves. That's the point. The vehicle is a distraction. The only thing that matters in all cases is the price of the underlying, and yes it is a two-way street but ETFs themselves cannot be in a bubble it is just Mutual Fund FUD trying to save their product from indices.

>> No.8336557

>>8336511
Crypto went to shit and everyone is fleeing to real markets

>> No.8336574

>>8336511
S&P 500 has been flat since Jan 5
our ADD cant handle this

>> No.8336577

>>8336476
well yeah dumbass, the Vix is a hedging vehicle. If you trade it you are actually making a stupid gamble

>> No.8336596

>>8336557
I definitely get the attitude of cryptofags from some of these posts. Why won't they just die.

>> No.8336672

>>8336596
Naked vix longs are all cryptocucks about to get cucked again

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>>8336672
True

>> No.8336716

>>8336596
there's an odd behavior of the internet recently. a particular posting pattern, nearly shilling. its hard to describe but I've seen it in a lot of places since 2016

>crypto shillers
>AMD bag holders
>Trump supporters
>(more recently) Trump-Russia conspiracy proponents
>anti-capitalism and anti specific company shilling

and many other places where there's a sudden shift in culture of a part of an internet. I'm 95% convinced its some sort of shilling but I cant quite put my finger on it. Its like the internet has become more divided and more sure in their delusions.

>> No.8336749

>>8334437
A whole 12 dollars? That's what, two packages of frozen tendies?

>> No.8336786

>>8336716
It's not just the internet. Humanity is reverting back to heavy tribalism for some reason. I'm not sure if it's just me being paranoid, but I feel likea huge paradigm shift is coming.

>> No.8336788
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8336788

went all in on INPX
Did I just loose all my money?

>> No.8336821

>>8336788
I tossed some gambling money into it as well, it will be fine, be patient.

>> No.8336825
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8336825

It just Keeps Dropping HA HA HA
We are Making America Great AGAIN!!!!

>> No.8336861

>>8336825
Yeah tomorrow is gonna be ugly. Thursday is usually the sell off day.

>> No.8336865

Why is Boeing shitting itself?

>> No.8336866

>>8336821
Sold Half of my TVIX for it.
Saw it Drop to 1.32, basically the support, getting the fuck out at 1.60.

>> No.8336897

>>8336865
Tariffs

>> No.8336936

Now the thread is just infinitychan jerking each other off while it slides

>> No.8336963
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>>8336897
Why are we compromising the entire US economy for a couple of Boomers who can't find a job out side of a failing industry.

The amount of money people are loosing far exceed the amount of money those old farts could make in their lifetime by a 1000x

>> No.8336977

>>8336936
Yeah they were very heavily spamming /pol/ last night. It's pretty sad that these people's lives are so bad that they take time out of their day to raid a single thread in a board that has nothing to do with politics.

>> No.8337014

>>8336786
The paranoid part of me believes that the west is being subverted by Russian and Chinese propagandists as we once feared during the Cold War. If you look at the laws of the West, the free and open communication is open to subversion while the oppressive regimes of the East use censorship and authoritarianism to prevent subversion. The popularity of the internet only makes this easier for the propagandists.

The best part of our civilization -- free and open speech -- is being used against us by those who wish to destroy.

>> No.8337043

I'm on mobile right now, can one of you retards make a new thread?

>> No.8337049

>>8336786
It's the coming of the emergent schizo-capital godhead. Chthonic neo-china is invading from the future. The internet itself is a sentient entity, and it's locking into global markets. Once it does humanity will be cast aside as a vestigal organ to mechanical evolution.

>> No.8337061

fucking RKDA

>> No.8337114

>>8337061
Don't even understand how a stock can spike like that in one day, did they cure fucking cancer or something?

>> No.8337140

>>8337114

no its just low float and buying momentum

>> No.8337156

>>8337135

New thread

>> No.8337159

>>8337043
im too scared to make a thread
what if someone else makes it at the same time