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Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:31:59 2018 No.8327611 [DELETED]

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I tried to experience what a blowjob felt like with pic related today. Cut myself and now I can't go into work tomorrow. I'm so embarrassed what to tell a doctor if I can even get out of bed they will seriously think I'm so fucked in the head. I can barely move without being in excruciating pain. The paper towel roll collapsed on my dick and sliced the side of the vein.

Fuck guys I really screwed up. I've tried everything to get a woman but they all just laugh at me so I figured I'd try this. Guys learn from my mistake. Never use the vacuum cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:33:57 2018 No.8327622 >>8327611 Take it to r9k loser.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:35:19 2018 No.8327638

Why was a paper towel roll involved?

Assume for one second this isn't a larp, doctor don't really give a shit. Hey I got a cut on my tiny little dick with a shameful look on your face they probably give you some cream and bandages be more careful with your dick idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:36:30 2018 No.8327656 pics or OP is a fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:37:42 2018 No.8327666 You use the paper towel roll as a barrier between so you can cut holes in the top so it doesn't completely suck you in and you can control the suction power but the roll collapsed. Next time I might use a hard plastic tube instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:38:47 2018 No.8327675 just get a fleshlight or diy with shit you probably have around the house - a rolled towel with a plastic bag inside clamped at both ends with rubber bands works if you lube it well enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:28:48 2018 No.8328255 >>8327611 my dick is too thick for the paper towel roll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:46:23 2018 No.8328481 File: 113 KB, 232x136, 1514771221405.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8327666 >Next time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:50:08 2018 No.8328537 Sucks to be you OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:55:58 2018 No.8328608 >>8327666 THIS. FASTEST ORGASM EVER. I was addicted to this shit for weeks.

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