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>>8312107
>Expect more LINK memes
excellent. here you go.

>>8312107
WELCOME MARINE,
STATE YOUR RANK!
+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
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+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
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+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>>8312107
Mate you should probably buy more.

Microsoft are now involved

>>8312107
join the telegram chainlink community dude
(here is your phone background)
t(dot)me/chainlink

>>8312252
that group is shit.

>>8312107

>>8312107


if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

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Thanks bros I have saved all of these.

>>8312215
Specialist reporting in.

Lieutenant General here. Soon, we will all make it.

>>8312455
I'm right above you. Don't u feel. Nervous as. Fuck? With any price action me and you are going to get cucked and will never be able. To. Rise up the ranks. Should I spend 1k more now?

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>>8313081
who's that chick with the mic, fucking sexy.

Sergey respects our meme efforts