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HI folks, I just met sergey and rory in 50 calif street, sf new office

Me : how is chainlink project dev progress
sergey : so far 5% completed, Jason parser phase 2 in progress
Me: nice but 4chan cucks saying link about to launch mainnet next month
Sergey : uhhh, muhh...but but..rory passing by
Me : hey rory , nice to see you in SF, did you move to sf, is u r wife staying with you ?
Rory : nah...she is in taxas get black..ed
..ok
Me: ok folks, tell me about project progress
Sergey, rory: sorry dude, we about to go to mcdick to have lunch&dinner. we will come back to you for ico-2 , we drained 99% funds in to mcdick and bimbos.

...thats it boys. time to sell link and move on.

>> No.8299989

>>8299973


if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

>> No.8300001

buys..they planning to raise 100 mill for ico round 2.. biz lets pool 1000 eth time to donate mcdicks

>> No.8300115

>>8299973
Are you a nigger?

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>>8299973
Wow OP. Thanks for this info. I'm totally going to market sell my link stack now and you're not a faggot nigger at all.

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>> No.8300175

>>8300115
yes..rory wife sons dad here

>> No.8300797

this is hands down the most autistic thread on biz