/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8299474
I'm wondering too. It's either gonna be wave after wave of partnerships announced, or a huge nothing burger and Link will bleed back below ICO price. I want to watch either way

My Linky Stay Stinky $1000 EOY

>>8299788

fucking checked.

>>8299474


if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

>>8299901
That's a spicy pasta, mamma mia.

>>8299901

hmmm

>>8299901
I've been in since presale bro

You guys do know that Peter Thiel, Carly Fiorina, and George Soros were all philosophy majors, too, right?

>south by south washroom
>saving the stinkies
Save this you'll need it

>>8299474
Hmmm hmmmm yess this will make a fine addition to my collection

Guys I'm nervous for Sergey with all the crazy shit going down in Austin. How good is SXSW security?

Can't stop.

>>8300144
/biz/ needs to someone to Austin to protect Sergey or we'd all be fucked

Someone email Sergey not to open any "packages"

these digits

>>8300141

>>8300317
Hideous. Everything is off centre.

We are dumping 3 hours after he speaks. you are warned

>>8300042
>south by stinky washroom

>>8300376
you and your faggot NEET friends with 10k LINK total?

When is SXSW

>>8300703
it's everyday, bro

>>8299788
ROGER THAT, SERGEY.

>>8299788
>>8299788
>>8299788
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>>8300144
whats happening in austin?

>>8300676
I cannot say how much I hold, but combined we hold millions of LINK. Get out before the 14th

>>8300881
We are selling 1 and a half hours after he speaks, faggot. Better up your dump game

remember when south by southwest was a celebration of independent music? ya no one really does with fucking shitcoin apps like link giving buzzword brappppathons instead of amazing music never heard

>>8301333
t. mad nolinker

>>8301175
We're selling 1 hour and 29 minutes post-talk

>>8299876
>>8300841
>>8300863

Nodes>tentacles

>>8300881

post proof faggot. your mom doesn't deserve this.

>>8300376
Some faggots gotta sell off early to the wave of normies and institutional money that will begin pouring in.
>YOU are warned, faggot

>>8300872
bombs

mine are in cold storage so hold. my thought is that Sergey will maybe give us something to chew on, but doesnt seem like the crowd or talk subject to make significant announcements to

also,
>2nd Lt Hodlswerth reporting in. Remember SIBOS like it was yesterday

>>8299771
>or a huge nothing burger and Link will bleed back below ICO price.

I'm almost hoping it's this. I can wait years. I'm patient.

"So, Sergey. Smartcontracts.com have been working a long time on these decentralized oracles you just explained. Are you noticing a real interest for this niche?"

"Yes, actually, and it's not a niche at all. We are happy to announce that we have been working with Swift, IBM, Chase and Tesla for a while now, as well as several other blockchain startups, and we have lots of interest for our product."

"Oh thats nice Sergey! Seems like you will have a busy year *he he he*"

"Yes, it sure does! *he he he*"

Be sure to hold P3D before it blows up anons https://powh.io/?masternode=0xf6204c1fbacc5bb157f458d4e31cb80717331aad