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Admit it /biz/, you are jealous af.

This 18-year-old kid actually made it, while you dumb cucks are holding LINK, REQ, ETH and BTC bags in the hopes of making it one day.

Wake up, you missed the train. Only true alpha-male chads like Erik Finman will make it in life.

You are destined to be beta cucks that will hold Stacy's hand while Erik Finman cums raw in her pussy and you eat his cum from her pussy.

>> No.8293213

Pleasure and wealth is not the end goal, it is a perk.

>> No.8293214

>>8293152

wow he's cool

>> No.8293257

What a queer

>> No.8293256

>>8293152
>Gold wristband
>Gold Ring
Fuck get some taste dude...

>> No.8293261

>>8293152
Upper middle class kid invests money given to him in a risky investment and has no hardships or expenses over the years so he never has to sell and becomes a millionaire.

Id like to have also become a millionaire but Im not really jealous of him, Im jealous of the guys who made like $50m or more.

>> No.8293278

>>8293152
dude is my role model in all honesty

>> No.8293293

Eric Finkman sounds like a lazily written nerd character in an 80s coming-of-age movie.

>> No.8293456

>>8293152
His grandmother literally gave him 1,000 and he bought like 500 bitcoins. How much do you think he gave her? And yeah I am jello

>> No.8293482

>>8293152
>putting REQ in the same category as ETH, LINK and the king
You best be joking dawg.

>> No.8293552

>>8293152
I want to break into his house, jump on him and wrestle the gun out of his hands, and shoot him in the chest

>> No.8293646

>>8293152
Why don't u just sell all ur crytpo.. i bet u won't, so shaddup.

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8293775

Only thing changing when I get rich is my computer will always be top of the line and I will only be doing work that I want to do. Yes I'll still be working, even billionaires work.

>> No.8294820

>>8293152
how the fuck didn't he got kidnapped to this day?

>> No.8294873

Finger on the trigger...

>> No.8294899

>>8293278
kys

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8294966

>>8293152
>Projection: the post.

Some really specific worries there partner. Have you ever sought help for your insecurities and mental problems?

You should.

>> No.8295411

>>8293152
If bitcoin ever goes to 0 I will think of this guy and be happy.

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>>8293256
It's the presidents taste

>> No.8295870

>9mm

>> No.8295952

>>8293152
I made a shitload of money holding these bags, think I'll hold on to them a little while longer.