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My girlfriend opened my crypto copypasta document and saw the one about John McAfee eating a log of shit out of a 15 year old belizian prostitutes asshole. She started screaming at me and crying and having a fit because she thought I liked poop and underage girls.
So today I had to sit her down and explain to her the history of John McAfee, what a copypasta is, why its funny, and why being vulgar and inappropriate online doesnt mean I personally want to eat poop from a teenage girls asshole.

She said that "I cant deal with this right now, Im so grossed out that you would even have something like that on your computer" and then she left. I dont know where she is. She is probably off telling her herd of fellow thots that her bf writes gross porn about old men eating poop right now.

Thanks /biz/.

At least she didnt find my loli porn folder.

>> No.8285320
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Based on copypasta maker

>> No.8285339
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8285339

This is the only copypasta I have:

Just to remind you, what a faggot Varg is and how stupid trash LARPagans are. Pic related arw pagans.

>Varg Vikernes. (Birth name was unironically Christian Vikernes.)

>Raised in Iraq in the 80s when your family illegally oversees Chemical Weapons Research for Saddam Hussein during the Iraq-Iran War

>Joined the LARP scene in Norway as a teenager

>killed his best friend because he looked at him wrong.

>burned churches and UNESCO monuments

>gets sentenced to lul norway prison for like 14 years

>meanwhile in America he would have gotten death penalty

>becomes a nazi in prison

>attempts to break out of prison, and robs a car at gun point

>gets caught and sent back to prison, only gets slap on the wrist

>gets out of prison

>Abandons his 13 year old daughter he fathered in a degenerate black metal party. Doesn't even have contact with her, or attempts to have contact with her. Literally caused a single mother

>abandoned by all family, and friends.

>literally marries a diagnosed autist in France

>Takes her last name, and moves to a cuckshed in the middle of nowhere in France. Now legally known as "Louis Cachet"

>Refuses to learn his host country's language, instead abusing their immigration laws. He can't even talk to his wife, outside of some broken English phrases she was forced to learn

>Literally lives off welfare, and has 5+ little baby money makers to keep the flow coming in

>Makes shitty youtube videos about how Italians are negroid, and why autism is genetically superior or why blue eyes makes me not go blind in the snow

>worshiped by "le deus vult" magapede larpers on 4chins for some unknown reason

>doesn't even make music anymore because he has to live in a hut and pretend its -3000 BCE to feel like a man

>no accepting the fact he is a complete loser, who knows nothing, and is a far-right maniac LITERAL MURDERER WHO STILL SAYS HE DID THE RIGHT THING BY KILLING HIS BEST FRIEND

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>>8285310
Try explaining why you converted Slayer song lyrics to Link fud

>> No.8285391

>>8285339
holy shit no way

>> No.8285394

>>8285310
>can't handle the bants
Just childish, quite frankly.

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>>8285310
That's why you never keep spicy memes on your pc you idiot, learn to make em and throw them away, holy shit lol


Fucking moron, it's alright you'll learn... Eventually and after your life is first destroyed by your grossed out thot

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>>8285310
I guess you could say you failed her "shit test", but really it is her that failed yours. How could you even consider spending the rest of your life with a woman who has no sense of humor? Sounds like she was just pump and dump material that lingered around for too long after the fact, so congratulations on being about to move on to better things!
Also:
>At least she didnt find my loli porn folder.
Dude, you are asking for trouble some day by even having that in your possession. Delet this!

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You're pretty good OP.

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>>8285310
the funniest part is that she WILL talk about this to all of her friends. Depending on where you live (small town, village) you will be known as the "log of shit eating" guy. Bonus points if she posts this on social media and goes viral. No woman will ever fuck you again.

>> No.8285541 [DELETED] 

>gf
>being allowed anywhere near one's computer
>being allowed to have an opinion about what one is doing

>> No.8285567
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>>8285310
Top kek would love to hear how you would explain that

>> No.8285598

>>8285310
Why is the guy in the photo holding the bar with one of his hands backwards?

>> No.8285603

>>8285310
Please tell more

>> No.8285607

Not into scat but I wouldn't mind eating poop from a teenage girls asshole desu

>> No.8285624

>>8285598
he's really asking to wreck his right biceps like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjq82nYPUeo

>> No.8285626

>>8285598
I've always wondered the in the Gym; probs more normie shit that they copy off each other

>> No.8285757

>>8285598
>>8285626
>>8285624
It makes it easier to grip and no it wont tear your bicep if youre not retarded and keep your arm straight
You can also do hookgrip its better

>> No.8285862

>>8285310
My fiance would just

>that's just silly/gross then
>360 walk away, never mentioned again

Lose her OP. Not worth it

>> No.8285973

>>8285531
but no one takes women seriously, not even other women

>>8285310
anyways faggot are you gonna post the copypasta or what

>> No.8286019

>>8285395
>he doesnt have an untouched /b/ folder dating back 10 years.

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>>8285339
>Birth name was unironically Christian
That is pure irony

>> No.8286204

Post it

>> No.8286292

>>8285395
faggot normie

>> No.8286604

Post copypast

>> No.8286621

>>8285598
It's called alternate grip faggit

>> No.8286637

that's what you get for being a burger

>> No.8286652

>not telling your gf about your degenerate hobbies
>not telling your gf about 4chan and how she can meme and laugh at the memes here
>not learning about the retarded forums your gf goes to and sharing your interests

Idk man, you fucked up dating a girl that's not smart and open minded.

>> No.8286716

>>8285598
Literally do you even lift?

>> No.8286725
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>>8285310
encrypt your girfriend and dump your drives

>> No.8286829

>>8286652
>told my gf about /fit/
>can't post there anymore now because she finds my posts everytime I do
>fills up like half of /fph/ with her autism every day now
What have I done

>> No.8286889

>>8286829
How much does she squat?

>> No.8286929

>>8286829
What sort of autism does a woman have in fph? Is she pro fph or against?

>> No.8286982

>>8286889
I'm just introducing her to lifting now. She does the typical woman thing where they think they're gonna become swole and masculine if they touch a weight once. I've coaxed her into starting and I'm just trying to teach her good form cause I don't trust her to make that effort on her own.
>>8286929
She and I hate fat people. She used to live on Tumblr and shit so I think she's just excited to find a community where she can hate fat people and freely express her opinions without being compared to Hitler.

>> No.8287063

>>8285310
Lol’d. Thx enjoy slaying when she leaves

>> No.8288011

>>8285598
>>8285624
>>8285626

the absolute state

>> No.8289039

>>8285310

Better facebook up, hit the lawyer and delete the gym.

>> No.8289402

Should have dumped (hehe) her the moment she started screaming.

>> No.8289466

>>8285598

>go to /fit/ m8

>> No.8289499

>>8285339
>autism is genetically superior
Link? I don't follow any youtube shit but i'm curious as to how anyone can argue this point.

>> No.8289520

>>8285310
all my exes would at one point or another tell and instruct me to stop browsing 4chan

i would always laugh at them, there is also a reason they are all exes

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>>8285310
>allowing a female unfiltered access to your electronic devices.

>> No.8289595

>>8285339
i agree with you. That guys a huge, worthless piece of shit. Didn't he go by Count Morlock or some shit for a while?