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So tell me about yourself anon...
oh....you play with virtual internet coins all day..?

...yeah im sorry i have to go and feed my cat
it was nice knowing you thanks for dinner

>> No.8279528

>>8279513
Actually, I rob drug dealers.

>> No.8279551

>>8279513
I actually manage a live portfolio of speculative assets similar to private wealth management.

>> No.8279561

>>8279513
Nah, I prefer to call myself a startup investor...angel investor if you will. There's a passion in believing in projects before they succeed. You never know if you are helping make the next Uber or AirBnB

By the way that white colour is sexy as fuck on you

>> No.8279573

>>8279513
>it was nice knowing you thanks for dinner

Implying I would pay for a meal for that mutt to throw up 10 mins after she consumed it

>> No.8279619

>>8279513
This is why after you make it you need to have a cool hobby and talk about that all the time

>> No.8279638

A girl that looked a tenth as good looking as her wouldn't be caught dead in public with me. My own family probably wouldn't want to be in public with me.

>> No.8279647

>>8279573
>Mutt
This chick is hotter than any girl you have ever fucked

>> No.8279675

>>8279638
jesus anon.

>> No.8279714

>>8279513
oh you dropped this speck of hair...

don't worry, once you start using my memecoins to buy your *$, i will clone you and put you in the dungeon

>> No.8279747

>>8279638
lol

>> No.8279774

>>8279638
You need a hug anon?

>> No.8279788

If you lead with "im a cryptofag", you deserve to stay virgin. These broads shouldn't even know about your finances ever, and you OPEN with that?

>> No.8279809

>>8279513
Weak larp.
I don't give a fuck when someone acts like this lol, meaning I run FIRST.

>> No.8279985

>>8279551
>trying this hard

>> No.8280005

>>8279528

That's the Chad way to describe being a crypto trader.

>> No.8280552

>>8279638

Christ, anon. Cheer up. We love you here.

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8280712

>>8279638
i'd like to be in public with you

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8280898

>>8279638
Don't put yourself down like that man. You gotta like yourself before trying to get others to like you

>> No.8280989

ok
>silently follows her to tyrone's house
>wait until they finish fucking and fall asleep
>slip in, tranquilize both
>use a turkey baster to suck out tyrone's cum
>squirt a little dish soap in to clean out her holes
>get sum ;)

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8281075

>>8280989
you are on a list now

>> No.8281127

>>8279513

How did I get here? You're clearly not the type of woman I'd date.

>> No.8281190

>>8279513

OP.

Thank you.

This picture changed my life. I'm gonna start lifting daily.


Goodbye /biz/. Hello /fit/.

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8281288

>>8281190
you better fucking keep your word or i'll find you

>> No.8281323

>>8281190
what a fucking loser

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8281419

>>8281323

>> No.8281727

>>8279647
>>implying mutts can be attractive in a non-bestial way

>> No.8281810

>>8279513

I have a net worth of $47 million dollars and I no longer feel anything.

We're going to make small talk, finish this dinner, then you'll invite me up to your room. I'll oblige and we'll have sex. Sometime in the middle of the night I'll leave and walk home alone, wondering if this is all life has to offer. The chase is over, the dream is done. I'm not a prophet, I'm just here to profit. Be careful bros or you'll get exactly what you want

>> No.8281973

>>8281810
How about you try to change the world for the better

>> No.8281995

>>8281810
>I have a net worth of $47 million dollars and I no longer feel anything
Travel, anon.
Fucking whores after showing them your Lamborghini is the most animalistic part of being rich. Travelling will literally change your mind.

>> No.8282001

>>8281973
I did. There's no genuine gratitude in charity. If you fill someone's hand with everything they need, they'll just reach out and ask again with the other.

>> No.8282015

>>8282001
You give to the wrong people anon

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8282019

gross mulatto

>> No.8282027

>>8281995
I've done that too. I've hit all the major landmarks, found all the local spots, slept with women in every country and I'm just kind of numb to it. It's like playing a sandbox mode game after the story is over, eventually you get burned out. Shitposting here is the only thing that can get a laugh out of me.

>> No.8282030

>>8281810
everyone goes through the same thing to some extent

you'll figure it out we believe in you anon

>> No.8282033

>>8281810
Now that you have the riches, you need to go for glory. You could also try to be a billionaire.

>> No.8282097

>>8282030
Thank you. I genuinely mean that.

>> No.8282102

>>8282027
At least it seems like you got to 100% completion of life.

If you see life like a sandbox, most people won't complete like even 5% of it before they die.

>> No.8282116

>>8282027
Th White (I think) has a character who says something like "learning new things is the ultimate safeguard against depression"
When you travel, you "learn" about all the new things around you.
Anon, if I can recommend you take more reflection in your travels, or legitimately find something that interests you that you can learn more about, I think you'll be happier

>> No.8282121

>>8282027
How old are you?

>> No.8282248

>>8282116
I think I may do the nomad thing for awhile. Get a motorcycle - nothing fancy just something with character and easy to fix - grow my hair and beard out and just ride. Be a side character in other people's lives for awhile and maybe learn something about myself.

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8282302

>>8282248
Best of luck anon

>> No.8282366

>>8279647
El abominacion...

>> No.8282475

>>8279513
she looks like she eats $100k a week

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>> No.8282494

>>8279513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo14xGYwWd4

>> No.8282642

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGccV-NOm8

>> No.8282651

>>8279513
Fuck off you look like you fuck niggers slut

>> No.8282692

>>8279513
>Implying she's not my 6th girlfriend

Meh, I'd just let her walk. There are plenty of other girls who like money.

>> No.8282744

>>8279513
Works for me, you got the check? Great, bye bye,

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8282852

>>8279714
I got the USS Callister Cuck Mirror reference. rofl

>> No.8282861

>>8282001
What I mean is create systems that help people better themselves. Technology, volunteer organizations, financial literacy learning institutions, etc. Teach people to fish, anon. Use the brain that got you where you are to get others to where they need to be

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8283122

>ever buying dinner before sex
>ever buying dinner period
>dinner on a first date

Looks like I took the bait

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8283156

>>8282692
someone mention money?